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Patty and Acid react to Dele dating Maria Guardiola. Does Dele have Sunday dinners at the Guardiola household? Has Maria introduced him to Pep? How does this impact Dele’s career? Also: BTS Army, our fandoms are colliding and we have a mystery to solve.

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Dele spotted with Maria Guardiola 

Who YES is Pep's daughter 

The BTS x Son Mystery 

Is it an apology from this BTS member? 

Sad fashion Sonny holding a chicken 

The boys judge South Korean snacks 

Jose to Roma 

Ben Davies' girlfriend, Emily Caplan's telling like 

That "Come home, dad" video 

Just a range of Spurs reactions to Leicester winning the FA Cup

BB of the week

Vertonghen family beach day and Jan's birthday party 

Anna Rose with Papa Hugo 

Salva with Papa Sanchez 

Alderweireld family park day 

Aurier's little Nehneh with her mom

Happy Birthday Charlie Morgan - with her superstar mom Alex 

Lily Sissoko in her Eid Eleganza

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that we were never gonna win the Carabao Cup. Or is it? Patty & Acid discuss player statements in support of Ryan Mason Darcy and how he’s doing so far. Plus: we discuss Crying Sonny, Sad Dier, and where to go from here. 

Jose tributes from Sir Harry Kane, Sonny, Hoybyeah 

Sun Min Kimes on Mason’s Austen-esque appeal  

Ryan Mason, he’s one of our own  

Approval from Harry himself, Toby, and Hugo 

Best wishes on Carabao day from Jan, Eriksen, and Gazzaniga 

Post-match feels: Crying Sonny, Skepticism of Crying Sonny, Sad Dier, Really Sad Dier, and Someday. 

Reflections from Harry and Toby 

Babies of the Week: Nehneh Aurier, Bea and George Mason, Salvador Sanchez in business casual, all the Lloris Babies, spotlight on #BabyLeandro, and Ayla Alderweireld with Jace.

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And that’s the end of the Mourinho era. Patty, Acid, and Toby react to the announcement (are we surprised?!), speculate on the timing (a week before a cup final!?), and try to sift through the confusion to see what’s ahead (go on, Ryan Mason!!!). 

Links to tweets from Gary Lineker,  Spurs Official, Glenn, and Daily Hotspur.
Editor’s note: Harry Kane is first with a tribute post. And happy birthday Joe Hart!   

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Patty & Acid, together with Toby, process feelings about the loss at the North London Derby and the exit from the Europa League. Are we still #JoseIn? What do we even do if it’s #JoseOut? Can we keep Harry, Son, and Hugo? Where do we go from here? 

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Patty & Acid celebrate our humble Captain Hugo and his milestone 100 clean sheets. We break down the team’s video for him and decide who nailed their tributes and who didn’t. We also discuss the origins of the Welsh Mafia and their infamous clash with La Mafia. 

First Half

Hugo's 100 Clean Sheets

Rodon and Bale on the Welsh Mafia

When the Welsh Mafia met La Mafia

Kane and Bale: the Spinoff 

Kane and Son: the OG 

Halftime

Wolfsberg 4-0

Burnley 4-0

Fulham 0-1

Crystal Palace 4-1

Dynamo Zagreb 2-0

Second Half

Admin Kane

BB of the Week: Winks' BB Puppy, "BB" Joe Hart, Hugo and Marine's BB Girl Giuliana Lloris, Sanchez's BB, Toby's BB Girl Ayla Alderweireld

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Patty and Acid answer: Which Spurs player looks best as a pancake? How is football fandom like marriage? What is Sissoko’s daughter Lily’s rising sign? Why aren’t we on the #JoseOut train? It’s an episode all over the place, just like our recent form!

First Half

Dressing Room Secrets 

A day in the life of a social media manager 

Mascots zooming in 

Bale's claim of the season 

The boys' fashion poses

Puskas winner at the Puskas stadium 

Halftime

Tweet from Men in Blazers 

Sanchez vs Liverpool

Take off your mask, Neuer 

Second Half

The Pancake Day video 

BBs of the Week

Jose’s Big Boy 

Toby’s Jace and Valentines

Moussa and Marylou’s BB Girl Lilly 

The Lloris girls and boys 

Alex Morgan’s BB Girl Charlie

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Patty & Acid weigh in on Ndombele’s wizardly ways as well as Sonny’s takeover of the Twittersphere. Plus answers to: How do we feel about Jose being an Aquarius? What football-centric KDrama premise is Netflix totally overlooking? What shit does Jan like?

First Half

Sonny’s emoji free-association exercise 

Spurs Korea gets their own Twitter

Sonny gets his own emoji

Sonny’s overly orchestrated interview 

Preview - Shit Jan Likes: that Tweet him and Dier crashing SONSational  

Halftime

Marine 0 - Spurs 5

Sheffield United 1 - Spurs 3

Wycombe 1 - Spurs 4

Spurs 1 - Liverpool 2

Second Half

Ndombele: NdomBALLER, the Midfield Magician, A THREAD, the two wild Wycombe goals, the 2021 Puskas Winner 

LOL Jose: the unexpected Aquarius, a dig at Oil 

That foot tennis video

Shit Jan Likes: a lot of bitcoin and concussion subs

BBs of the Week

Kate Kane’s chic baby bump and hypnobirth 

Super Jan’s super BB Boi 

Tito Gio the best pillow 

Aurier’s BB Girl

Sissoko’s Lily on her first day of school 

Alex Morgan’s BB Girl Charlie

Acid: Charlie BB Girl Charlie

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Patty & Acid conclude their analysis of the 2019 TvN docuseries SONSational. For discussion: Sonny opening up on loneliness and anxiety, the classic sibling dynamic between he and his brother, and the hilariously unactionable advice he gives to kids.

Watch with English subs here

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First half: Patty & Acid discuss the Christmas Covid Scandal as well as Ben Davies’ studies and extracurriculars. Second half: a detailed analysis of the 38 accounts Poch follows on his all new Instagram. At the break: reactions to the Stoke, Wolves, and Leeds games.

First Half

That damning photograph

The apologies from Lamelly Lo Celso 

Then: Portuguese piglet regret! 

That Davies’ "It's Daddy Time!" video

The account to follow for great Davies content and design ideas!

Benny Boo’s honestly super hot photo… Who knew he could project?  

Halftime

STOKE-TOT 1-3

WOLVES-TOT 1-1

TOT-LEEDS 3-0

Kane and Son: The record-breaking partnership

Second Half

Poch to PSG is the wound, this emotional career retrospective is the salt

The Instagram you wish he started 6 years ago

BBs of the Week

The newborn BBs: Harry's & Sanchez's 

Hoybyeah’s MegaToddler 

Sonny’s niece

Hugo and Marine’s super cute fam - GENETICS ARE REAL

Queen Alex Morgan’s BB Charlie 

Sissoko and Marylou’s BB Lily  

Toby’s gift that keeps ongiving

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Patty and Acid argue that Sergio is the comedy genius the squad has been missing, assess the best posts about Sonny’s 2020 Puskas Award, and debut the all new segment, Shit Jan Likes on Twitter. At halftime: that satisfying NLD victory and more!

First Half

Son Heung-Min wins the 2020 Puskas Award

Sonny’s family photo 

Congratulations from Dele, Gazzanigz, Sanchez, Jose, Jan

Jan video called Sonny!

Halftime

LIV-TOT 2-1

CRY-TOT 1-1

ANTWERP-TOT 0-2

TOT-ARS 2-0 

Second Half

Just shit Jan likes

Dele, Japhet, and Funny Man Sergio surprise kids in hospital

Hart, Lamelly, Vinicius, and Dele’s modelling skillz

BBs of the Week

BB Gazzaniga 

BB Lleandro Lloris pulled along by dad Hugo  

Vinicius’ baby's birthday party  

BB Lily Sissoko shares a cake with Mama Marylou

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