I'm so upset we had to talk about Empress at all. Why are some of these stands so gross? Why does it have to be this way? How DID Clash get so small?

Speaking of Boku no Rhythm, have y'all ever seen that picture of a shoebill carrying a duckling in its mouth? That image is anxiety incarnate and I recommend you search it up if you're having trouble picturing the stand.

Matchups:

Clash VS Empress

Boku no Rhythm wo Kiitekure VS The World

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom). You can also find Rose at [@GenuineNoPrize] (https://twitter.com/GenuineNoPrize).

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

We really hit all the low-hanging jokes on this one. Everything you'd expect more or less. I hope you're not as disappointed in us as I am.

And look -- the Manson thing happened in '96. I was wrong and was definitely not in middle school in '96. I was two, if y'all really have to know.

Matchups:

Marilyn Manson VS Little Feet

Planet Waves VS Osiris

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

We tried to get Jeff Goldblum to co-host this episode but he told us that after his appearance in Jurassic World he's done talking about dinosaurs forever. Bummer.

In this episode we learn that the greatest enemy stand user is your ISP. Every time your internet has issues, it's the work of an enemy stand. That's just the way of the world.

Matchups:

In a Silent Way VS Oh! Lonesome Me

Vitamin C VS Scary Monsters

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

'Chocolate Disco'. That's an ability that we're covering in this episode, 'Chocolate Disco'. That's all I'm going to say. I'm done. That's all.

Matchups:

Chocolate Disco VS Super Fly

Metallica VS Love Love Deluxe

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

Please don't @ me about Yu-Gi-Oh. I've gone so long being blissfully ignorant. I do not need the burden of knowledge for this one. Please also don't at us about Hunter X Hunter. We know it's "Hunter Hunter" but it's more fun to say it with the X, isn't it?

Matchups:

Atum VS White Album

Khnum VS Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap/D4C Love Train

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

But like, actually burn. We don't want to think or talk about you again. This week we get angry about stands, in a mostly joking way. Someone once told me you need a Ph.D. to understand what half the stands in Stone Ocean do and I didn't believe them until today.

Please be forewarned that this episode has a weird amount of sexual content. Not quite sure what happened there.

Matchups:

Soft Machine VS Weather Report

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

This week on Stand Off! we talk about our favorite childhood movie, Small Soliders. If anyone can send us a writeup of what punching at the speed of light would do to the world around a stand, please do so. We're deeply curious.

Matchups:

Mandom VS Bad Company

Hanged Man VS Cinderella

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

This episode features an ending so divisive not even Thoth could predict how it goes down.

Matchups:

Cream Starter VS C-Moon

Thoth VS Anubis

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

Following our litigation with the Hiroses, opening stingers are postponed indefinitely. Echoes, in retaliation, caused some audio issues this episode, which should be worked out for future episodes.

My Mickey Mouse impression is flawless and I refuse to accept criticism. For real though. Why is Bohemian Rhapsody like that?

Matchups:

Black Sabbath VS Schott Key No.1

Heaven's Door VS Bohemian Rhapsody

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic

We are currently in intense litigation with the Hirose family over the opening of this episode. Slander is a serious crime folks.

Matchups:

King Crimson VS Moody Blues

Highway Star VS Man in the Mirror

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Hosted by Kat (@RealKatsuneMiku) & Kingdom (@TachyonKingdom)

Our Intro/Outro Music is "Mad Raucous Strange City" by NiceWizardMusic