Standard Issue: Botched anthems, botched assassinations, and botched grand theft auto, as well as sword fighting....that’s what’s currently going on in public safety news!

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(0:00) National Anthem Attempts

(7:50) Assassination Attempts

(11:15) "Fire Truck" Theft Attempts

(13:10) Shots Fired

(14:40) Training Tragedy

(16:20) Stop Calling 911

(20:30) Sword Fighting