The models get weighed in, while Sissy & Jeannie open up about their personal body journeys. Then, it's time for a lesson from Miss Jay on runway (featuring some particularly unflattering unitards), until half of the episode inexplicably becomes about Camille & Yoanna drama. The models pose for a Steve Madden ad, and we see who can walk the walk. 

Cue some CeCe Peniston, because we have FINALLY arrived at Cycle 2. We meet a new crop of models, but the cream of that crop is the photographer for the shoot, and new judge on the panel: Nigel Barker. The ladies pose nude in a Garden of Eden-themed photo for color contact lenses. Some rise to the challenge, some refuse to show their skin, and someone sleeps through the alarm. 

OMG y'all... we made it to the finale of Cycle 1.

Sissy and Jeannie record their first episode together in the same room. Elyse tries to give us a science lesson. We get the ICONIC Baby Phat fashion show, and our queen Adrianne is crowned the first ever America's Next Top Model. 

Jeannie and Sissy get so high that they can fly a kite to Paris. Meanwhile, the models explore the city and participate in the most revealing photoshoot yet, featuring an iconic moment with Robin. We also see Tyra behind the camera for the first time as she photographs the final four. 

CW: nonconsensual touching 

The models fly off to Paris for a Wonder Bra fashion shoot, where Shannon gets the surprise of her life. Then, it's time for go-sees (which have such a confusing name), and Kesse finds times to buy some lotion. 

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CW: eating disorders, body image

Oof, this week is a rough one, ladies. The models gang up on Elyse regarding her body and eating habits. Meanwhile, Michael Jackson gets name-dropped. And Sissy & Jeannie exchange mac & cheese tips while they open up about their struggles with standards of beauty, hard boobs included. 

This week, Sissy and The Other Jeannie wax poetic about Anchorman and not so casual homophobia, while the models shoot their first video commercial. 

This week, Sissy and Jeannie debate their strategies if they were on reality television, while the models receive the first makeover ever in ANTM herstory. 

We also plead for Adrienne Curry to become friends with us. Oh, and Tyra FINALLY finds the words, "Smile with your eyes."

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The models walk in a mock fashion show, where we meet Miss Jay!!! And Wyclef Jean is there too? There's a prayer circle, which is a choice. And the girls model in bikinis again, meanwhile Sissy explains to Jeannie what Stuff magazine is. 

Minneapolis-based drag queens Sissy Tops and The Other Jeannie Retelle review every episode of the classic queer juggernaut, America's Next Top Model, starting with Cycle 1, Episode 1.