Star Trek Minute by Minute

Star Trek Minute by Minute

By Jesper and Albert EnganComedyTV & FilmFilm Reviews
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Star Trek Minute by Minute episodes

  • [23] Gift Horse // Challenge Wheel
    Two nakamas (It's like close friend in Japanese but it's really impossible to translate it's very powerful) initiate a quick yearly meeting, then discuss Trojan gift horses and shadows (not Shadow Men but closely related), debate Star Trek engineering, and Albert makes a challenge wheel, while their new favourite character climbs into a vent he's sure to make it out of alive.

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    33 min
  • [22] Phallic Rockets // Mr. Data and Picard Yaoi
    Two normal men discuss the obvious tension between Mr. Data and Picard, rocket decals, and that's pretty much it, in an episode surprisingly shorter than the minutes with just the credits.

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    10 min
  • [21] Engine HOOM // Luke 17:4
    Two play-mates talk about actually enjoying themselves, theorise on Shadow Men and the Grey Earl, lose their spliff virginity, Jesper discusses his nickname, and do some bible reading, and debate on the moroseness of certain people.

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    31 min
  • [20] Naming and Shaming // Crusher
    Two mates spend genuine ages ranking 20 minutes while also coming up with fun, creative names for each of them, a bit that I honestly expected to be real disappointing but boy did it deliver. They also discuss feminism, and learn about Wharf's heritage. Honestly, there's barely anything here about the minute. I guess we mention radiation, but we were lucky to have so much stuff to cover with a minute like this. Let's hope the next one has some content.

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    49 min
  • [19] ...(a) // Frakes, Picard, Data
    Two daredevils talk Dermot, dreams, dot dot Data, discuss the dearth of destruction, and then end on a quick game of RPS to cap off a damn short episode.

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    24 min
  • The Day Before First Contact 2025 Watchalong

    We celebrate the internationally renowned holiday of April 4, the Day Before First Contact, and watch the first 18 minutes of Star Trek: First Contact together.


    This one's gonna reaaaally suck if you're not watching the movie with us, by the way. You can just pirate it. It's fine.

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    29 min
  • [18] In Transition // 41-HOOM
    One friend and one companion try to recreate some magic as Albert messed up the audio on the original recording. They find a HOOM sign up for auction, theorise on the Shadow Men, criticise an acting choice and the pyro department, learn some Lore/Data-lore, go on some longer tangents as per usual. Oh boy, I've been going through this for so many passes and I swear I cannot remember a single detail and every time I redo it I find a new terrible problem I have to fix. Please, oh God, please, just make it be done.

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    42 min
  • [17] Phone a Friend // HAMPSHIRE!
    Two lotus-eaters broadcast the pilot of Quiz Me Softly, discuss nuclear warfare, remiss on the West is the Best Fest and the obliteration of New Zealand., plan a national podcast holiday, take a rewind back to Frakes and Brannon "B-Rag" Braga writing Star Trek: First Contact, confidently but incorrectly describe Schrödinger's cat and try some Search Engine Optimisation. Jesper tries really hard to do a Back to the Future bit.

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    40 min
  • [16] Davy Jones // Inside Job

    Two cronies do a sponsorship for the ICC, come up with acronyms then conspiracy theories, compare themselves to the Star Trek podcast big leagues, and debate the merits of learning to ride a bike during war time.


    Reuploaded with better audio on 10/3/25. Geez, who the hell was in charge of editing the original, am I right?

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    34 min
  • [15] Monomyth // Drinking? Next to a bar?

    Two mates talk about baseball generally and catchers especially, Grabadbullah the Blue Wizard, who's gonna sacrifice themsleves, pull off a poetic outro, recap the monomyth of Albert watching YouTube, Jesper creates some drama. Hey, hasn't Jesper talked about the Aeneid and old operas for ages and ages in previous episodes? Eh, never mind, that can't possibly be an indication of his megalomaniac hypocricy. I guess my thing was much stupider after all.


    [Explanatory notes]

    Brent Spiner fact from "THAT'S NOT ENTIRELY ACCURATE | PRETTY GOOD, EPISODE 15", by Jon Bois for Secret Base.


    Our starting new seasons all the time might be messing up the UI on your podcatching app. I just listen on Spotify so it's not a problem there. But if it is for you, just let me know and I'll turn off the season thing on our side of the fence. And the seasons can just be in our hearts.

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    30 min

About Star Trek Minute by Minute

From the publisher's feed

Jesper and Albert have never seen Star Trek, and they're rectifying that mistake by watching the movie Star Trek: First Contact, one minute at a time.

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