Star Trek Minute by Minute

Star Trek Minute by Minute

By Jesper and Albert EnganComedyTV & FilmFilm Reviews
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Star Trek Minute by Minute episodes

  • [14] The Worst Bet of All Time // Giant Florida Spider

    Two hermanos talk about time travel again and theorize on first contact again again again, debate the fine points of terraforming, give an exclusive insight into the pod's production, run through the story of Tiffany the psycho killer/charming scientist, and look at the USS Enterprise from an intersectional point of view. Albert loses an inhuman amount of money.


    [Notes]

    It took me about 30 days more than I was planning to edit this episode. Wish I could say I was swamped down in work, but really I was just enjoying the not-working-on-anything. At this pace it would take us one too many decades to get through this movie, so I can basically promise that we won't take this long of a break again. We're hoping to get to a weekly or almost-weekly schedule for the foreseeable future, but that's a hope and not a promise. Also, Jesper still hasn't made a bluesky account, so who's really the slow one? ~ Albert

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    32 min
  • [13] Mood of the Year // Shropshire Diaspora
    Two gamins do some research on the mood of the year, think about time travel, conspire on the Kennedy assassination, segue from dinosaurs to racist Hollywood conspiracy theories shockingly quickly, pay out a bond, commit to a loan, then try to come up with a fun, fresh and algorithmically friendly title for their newest episode.

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    36 min
  • [12] Planet-sized Copper Sulphatorium // Have You Ever Had a Good Chili?

    Two hombres talk about David Data, analyze military strategy again, reminisce over Picard's lost love, discover the chemical makeup of the borg cube, review some modern art, bungle a bit about discrimination of indigenous people, when a Trojan War (see what I did there) cuts the episode short.


    [Explanatory notes]

    Here's the art project we discuss: https://www.artangel.org.uk/project/seizure/.

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    25 min
  • [11] To Dogfight a Cube // Engan's Law of Science Fiction

    One iconic duo talks about the Kennedy Assassination, the Dodgy Dossier, Epcobbles, space war strategy, Klingon catchphrases, inter-species marriage, Albert accidentally alliterates, and for a very brief moment, they talk about minute 12 of Star Trek: First Contact.



    [Explanatory notes]

    For the best listening experience, please read up on the build up to the Iraq War before listening to this episode.


    Kull et al. *Misperceptions, the the media, and the Iraq War*. Pol. Sci. Quarterly. 2023(118).

    Casey [ed.]. *The Blair Legacy: Politics, Policy, Governance, and Foreign Affars*. 2009.

    Isikoff and Corn. *Hubris: The Inside Story of Spin, Scandal, and the Selling of the Iraq War*. 2006.

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    36 min
  • [10] Famous Squares // To the Battle Station!

    Two pals initiate season 2, criticise bad ship design, identify a gap in the literature, list 20 potential alarms, provide the definitive ranking of the ten first minutes (this is the biggest chunk), dunk on a battle scene, try to figure out who the guys on the destroyed ship are with absolutely no information to guide them, and complain about Mister Data. Jesper is really into boats.


    Jesper's Star Trek fact is from a video from Semi-Ramblomatic: "The Rise of the Dad Game".


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    38 min
  • [9] My Dream Enterprise // The Death of Frakes
    Two shield-brothers play a classic game of My Dream Enterprise, dismay at the absolute state of Earth's defense, take another crack at some Opera theories, declare the ending of season 1 of the podcast, pitch the name "Battleship 2780 of 96.000", and politely remind you, the listener, to talk to your bank about the STMBM credit card.

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    36 min
  • [8] Trojan Donut // Shropshire Apple Bombing
    Two chums take another shot at Frakes, guess at what the shirt colours mean while Jesper struggles to see which shirt colours there are, reminisce on their Shropshire summer memories, break down the engineering faults of the Trojan horse, and choose one guy, not appearing in this minute, to be their mascot, their favourite and the undisputed best of us: His name is Virgil.

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    30 min
  • [7] Selling Out // Could've Been an E-mail

    Two brothers of the revolution kill a gimmick, do some research on space dust, break down the four different types of comets, explain why Johnathan Frakes is secretly a cyborg traitor spy, plan out their new podcast credit card, reveal which future episodes are real duds, and talk about what the ancient Roman poem "The Aeneid" means for the plot of Star Trek: First Contact.


    Explanatory Notes:


    Guy Montgomery is co-host of the podcast Worst Idea of All Time, Till Death Do Us Blart, and obsessively rules-oriented comedy in general.


    Albert got his Star Trek clue from the RPG podcast One Shot, episode 71: Inspecters Part 2.


    The Pillars of Creation is an especially photogenic nebula.


    A credit card is a type of payment card but with free money.

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    38 min
  • [6] Shirt Colour Caste System // Lethal Gases

    While drifting through the Delta-Niner-Tango section, two space trucker buddies talk about impractical meeting tables, theorize on whether the film will pass the Bechdel test, (assume they) discover the identity of Brent Spiner, explain the powers of the Sun King of Denmark, and make a shocking discovery on the underlying caste system plagueing the U.S.S. Enterprise.


    Space Twitter: @startrekminutes

    Currently unclear on whether Jesper actually made the space-mail he advertises at the end of the episode, but I guess you could give it a try: [email protected]

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    31 min
  • [5] Swanky Sink // Tablecloth
    Two former allies pat themselves on their backs, learn Patrick Stewart's name, watch furniture, and sneak the word "receptacle" into casual conversation.

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    32 min

About Star Trek Minute by Minute

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Jesper and Albert have never seen Star Trek, and they're rectifying that mistake by watching the movie Star Trek: First Contact, one minute at a time.

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