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  • STUN ME!
    It's Time for Operation Swing By! The Cerritos Second Contact with a Planet last visited by Picard 17 years ago. Left addicted to drugs, what could possibly go wrong? Also an appearance by the Breen, An FNN reporter on the scene, and the pie eating contest is cancelled. Don't even mention Starbase 80!
    #StarTrek #LowerDecks #Cerritos #Pie
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Episode 146
    00:30 Mouth-less Pie Eating
    03:30 NO KIDS
    05:54 The Duras Sisters Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-duras-sisters-podcast/id1532449957
    06:20 Trekperts Quiz Podcast - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/treksperts-quiz/id1644287872
    06:40 Pumpkin Spice Raktajino
    07:00 Now with less insect parts!
    07:30 Breakfast
    07:47 BooBerry
    08:30 Pop Quiz! https://gamerant.com/star-trek-aliens-immune-borg-assimilation/
    10:27 Thanks Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    11:53 News: 9 Underrated Spooky Star Trek Episodes - https://www.startrek.com/news/9-underrated-spooky-star-trek-episodes
    13:43 New Character for Star Trek: Prodigy https://trekmovie.com/2022/10/21/interview-jameela-jamil-talks-about-her-love-for-star-trek-and-previews-asencias-weird-arc-on-prodigy/
    14:26 Update on Rapp vs Spacey https://www.npr.org/2022/10/20/1130332451/kevin-spacey-anthony-rapp-verdict
    16:53 Anson Mount's MK Ultra movie A new psychological thriller and SNW Season 2 - https://trekmovie.com/2022/10/18/anson-mount-says-star-trek-strange-new-worlds-season-2-pushes-the-limits-of-the-genre/
    19:30 Star Trek Receives Outfest Legacy Vision Award - https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/star-trek-to-receive-outfest-legacy-vision-award
    21:09 Star Trek: Lower Decks S3E9 - "Trusted Sources"
    21:21 Teaser - "I Spy With My Little Eye..."
    21:49 CLEAN EVERYTHING!
    23:15 Field Day
    25:22 Ditch The Pomp
    26:30 Remember The Onarans?
    26:25 Which Shuttle was that?
    27:38 Act I - "Well, This Didn't Go As Expected"
    29:10 Addicted to Fitness
    31:30 Foursquare
    32:50 Falling for Landru again?
    34:47 Aren't you sleeping now?
    35:01 Plastic on the sofa?
    35:45 Rutherford Tears Off His Shirt - STUN ME!
    36:20 Pie Withdrawals
    37:00 Do a 10K
    38:40 14 years?
    38:46 Act II - "Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow"
    40:33 Friends
    41:15 That's where my Sammich was!
    42:45 Act III - "Freeman's Friday The 13th"
    44:22 Command Chair Call Home
    45:22 The Fuckin' Breen
    46:20 A Frame of Mind Situation?
    46:46 Neural Drain?
    47:22 FNN News: Starfleet Shame
    48:10 Fucking Not Nice
    49:10 She Has Mummy Issues?
    50:35 That Texas Class
    51:46 Hit It With The Broom - I Did That - It Didn't Care!
    51:40 A Rolodex?
    53:56 It's NEVER DUCK!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 1 min
  • Horsey's Going to Bite You Now
    It's the sequel to Crisis Point! Boot up your holodeck, grab your gravcycle and get ready for the switcheroo, a nibbling horsey, and Knicknac. Mariner wants action and adventure, but Boimler is searching for something more. Tendi takes captain-hood seriously, while Rutherford has the Munchies.
    #StarTrek #LowerDecks #Cerritos #CrisisPoint #horsey
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Episode 145
    00:30 Best Holodeck Program Contest
    01:01 Gay, Me, Hellraiser
    01:20 Correct Cooking
    02:00 Tribbles Know Food
    03:29 Racing to Passed Concert Greats
    07:30 NO KIDS
    08:00 Tempting Program
    09:00 Holodeck Program -LINK HERE- version 7.0 and up
    09:50 Introductions!
    10:50 Shout out to the Duras Sisters Podcast - https://soundcloud.com/thedurassisterspodcast
    11:50 Jellico to be in Star Trek Prodigy https://trekmovie.com/2022/10/08/ronnie-cox-returns-as-jellico-in-star-trek-prodigy-watch-mid-season-trailer/
    12:00 Shout out to the Open Pike Podcast
    https://openpike.buzzsprout.com/
    12:54 The Andorian Memeing Consortium
    https://www.facebook.com/AndorianMemeConsortium/
    13:29 Thank You Section 31, And Our Patreons https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    13:13 Get some MERCH - https://starfleet-underground.creator-spring.com
    14:50 Bless You
    15:58 Season 5 of Discovery https://trekmovie.com/2022/10/12/star-trek-discovery-showrunner-promises-shift-in-tone-for-season-5-with-action-adventure-and-fun/
    17:50 Trek Dating? https://trekdating.com/ -Read the disclaimer at the bottom!
    19:30 That's not a Klingon - It's a Cosplayer!
    20:30 Star Trek: Prodigy returns: October 27th!
    21:20 NYCC Star Trek Panels -
    Discovery - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG0vFHr4cC0
    Picard - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Sw1K7Q19Q
    Prodigy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTPRqrg1bKE
    Kate Mulgrew Interview https://trekmovie.com/2022/10/13/interview-kate-mulgrew-on-janeways-harrowing-journey-in-upcoming-return-in-star-trek-prodigy/
    23:50 Shatner's New Book - https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Boldly-Go/William-Shatner/9781668007327
    29:00 Time Crystal Coffee attack
    29:40 Star Trek: Lower Decks S3E8 - "Crisis Point 2: Paradoxus"
    29:44 Teaser
    30:18 That sounded like a Porn Name: Bucephalus Dagger
    30:30 Barclay would do that
    30:57 Romulan Triplets
    31:40 Lean against the Warp Core? 2nd time
    32:40 Bigger than some of the movies?
    33:15 Act I
    34:30 Tendi's Action
    34:50 Tatasciore IX
    35:00 Chronos Trigger?
    35:00 Love Interest
    35:45 It was Regula 1 from Wrath of Khan!
    36:00 These Graphics Are Amazing!
    36:50 Fart Sound
    37:05 Alternate Cinematic Timeline congruent to our own but with younger actors
    38:00 Needed more lens flares
    38:30 Assassinate Kennedy? That's crazy
    39:20 We Love Tendi
    39:50 Let Minooki Guide You
    40:20 The Koala Smiles Upon Us All
    40:50 Act II
    42:30 OK, Knap Sack
    43:16 How'd you come up with Knicknac?
    43:50 The Koala's a Big Deal
    44:20 20th Century Earth Smells
    45:00 Freak Accident
    45:45 Don't ya Know a Jail Break when ya see one?
    46:10 The Kirk Thing
    46:20 What? I Got Chips.
    47:30 The history of 2341
    48:00 2340 Horndogs
    48:20 Street Punks
    48:30 We don't want any...WITNESSES!
    49:00 The Pants Don't Fit!
    50:30 Act III
    52:29 Cliffhanger
    53:17 Secret Badge
    54:00 Horsey's Going to Bite You Now
    54:54 Just another Defiant-Class Ship
    55:55 The history of 2161
    57:15 Regular Name Plate
    57:30 Cheap Quote Generator
    58:30 The Time-Loop Switcheroo
    59:30 Dehydration is Real
    1:00:40 Brad
    1:01:10 Sulu!
    1:01:50 Sulu bought his house out of spite?
    1:02:15 Don't Tell Shatner!
    1:03:00 Super Hot Doc...Ignored
    1:03:30 Dye Job
    1:04:00 Double Dye Job
    1:06:10 The Sulu Factor
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    Explicit
    1 hr 12 min
  • Exocunt
    Peanut Hamper Returns! Castaway, running from the Drookmani, the Exocomp finds her way to a new primitive planet, new people, new love, and new betrayal! It's a new way of life but is it the same old Peanut Hamper?
    #StarTrek #LowerDecks #PeanutHamper #Cerritos
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Episode 144
    00:30 Mathematical Perfection
    03:20 Layin' Cable
    04:20 Welcome to the show
    05:10 Wearing Hats
    05:30 I want a Murf Plushy!
    06:32 Thanks Patreons! Join'em https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    06:45 Get some MERCH - https://starfleet-underground.creator-spring.com
    07:10 NO KIDS!
    07:40 Corrections
    08:13 Did Terry Matalas give us a huge spoiler for season 3 of Picard? https://trekmovie.com/2022/10/05/terry-matalas-drops-more-star-trek-picard-s3-hints-says-safety-not-guaranteed-for-tng-characters/
    11:20 Note - Kris Kross did Jump. House of Pain did Jump Around. Van Halen's Jump thrown in for good measure.
    11:34 Shatner's new book, and devastation over Nimoy https://trekmovie.com/2022/10/05/watch-william-shatner-still-devastated-over-how-things-ended-with-leonard-nimoy/
    18:00 Strange New Worlds Audio Description nominated for People's Choice Award https://acb.org/2022-AD-Peoples-Choice
    20:00 Gates McFadden's Investigates Podcast will have 2nd season https://trekmovie.com/2022/10/07/exclusive-gates-mcfaddens-investigates-podcast-gets-second-season-guests-include-william-shatner-and-kate-mulgrew/
    https://www.nacellecompany.com/catalog/gates-mcfadden-investigates-who-do-you-think-you-are/
    22:50 NYCC Exclusive Picard Figure
    https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/super7-releases-a-new-york-comic-con-exclusive-captain-picard-action-figure
    25:30 Star Trek: Lower Decks S3E7 - "A Mathematically Perfect Redemption"
    25:50 Teaser: Previously
    27:50 A Perfect Karen Peanut Hamper
    29:00 They wanted me to do that?!
    29:50 Other Exocomps
    30:48 The Trump of Exocomps
    31:14 Act I - "Castaway"
    32:00 Let me scrape that off your chest
    32:10 Rawdog
    32:30 Skysnake
    32:50 Double Entendres
    33:50 Rubjob
    34:35 Floating Swiss-Army Knife
    35:20 Begin Driving
    36:07 Fuck, Indeed
    37:00 They're not backwards?
    38:20 Act II - Master Manipulator
    38:50 The Drew, Cum On Me?
    40:10 Oh yeah, they're going there!
    40:40 Seducing Rawdog
    41:41 Damning Voicemail
    41:50 Karen Calls The Cops
    42:20 If You Come First, You win
    43:40 He's a Crier
    44:15 Lower Shelf
    45:00 Peanut Hamper's Long Game
    46:18 Exocunt
    46:30 Dabo Girl
    46:58 Act III - HAL 9000 Con
    47:30 Sing For Me!
    48:45 Computer Breakout?
    49:10 AGIMUS's New Friend
    50:30 Returning Voices
    52:10 Sexual Health
    54:30 Exocomp: Adapter for Everything
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    1 hr
  • Kiss & Stun
    Boimler gets lucky, Tendi and Rutherford swash-buckle, and Mariner is stunning as she meets Jennifer's friends. The Cerritos visits Deep Space Nine! Shaxs and Kira catch up, and Quark is up to his usual tricks with the brand new Quark2000 Replicator
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Episode 143
    00:30 Cool Candle
    01:00 Trap Door
    02:10 Smooth
    02:20 We're On!
    02:50 Bouncy
    03:45 Finish the Sleepover
    04:00 No Hands
    04:18 How Donuts Get Made
    06:00 Intro to the Crew
    08:30 Thanks Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    09:47 Anthony Rapp's longtime guitarist passed away ttps://twitter.com/albinokid/status/1576216513605824513?s=20&t=f4QgRXdl5qmsfv8JjV4opg
    10:20 We Are Family
    10:50 Rape?
    11:53 Corrections
    12:30 News - Mortal Combat version?
    13:16 Replicate Yourself! https://www.startrek.com/replicateyourself
    13:56 Picard Season 2 out on Blu-Ray, DVD, Steelbook. And Giveaway! https://trekmovie.com/2022/10/01/exclusive-watch-seven-and-raffi-in-star-trek-picard-season-2-deleted-scene-blu-ray-dvd-giveaway/
    14:43 Landing? Paramount Plus removes Star Trek Movies in the US!? https://trekmovie.com/2022/10/01/all-10-tos-and-tng-era-star-trek-movies-have-exited-paramount/
    18:20 Star Trek 4? Off the Calendar? https://trekmovie.com/2022/09/27/star-trek-4-removed-from-paramount-pictures-release-calendar/
    20:00 IDW gets a Grudge? https://www.idwpublishing.com/product/star-trek-discovery-adventures-in-the-32nd-century-1
    21:23 Star Trek: Lower Decks S3E6 - "Hear All, Trust Nothing"
    22:00 Good Friend
    22:40 Admire the Pylons
    24:25 Goodwill Gifts
    24:54 Rule of Acquisition #190
    25:40 The Karemma
    26:13 Tacky Cardassian Fascist Eyesore
    26:55 Jennifer and Mariner
    27:19 Act I
    27:26 Say Her Name!
    30:30 It's DS9! I would be Rutherford
    31:13 Quark Selfies and Morn!
    32:10 DS9 Tributes
    33:20 Orion Dude
    33:40 Bold Boimler Dabo
    34:00 Mariner and Jennifer's Friends
    34:20 Boimler's Sexy Purple Hair
    35:00 Shaxs and Kira - One Uppers
    35:50 The Quark 2000
    36:36 The Warp Core Breach at Quarks
    38:24 Orion Multi-Key
    38:40 Boimler Cheating at Dabo?
    38:50 Heather Rants! Patrick Snores
    40:00 Dabo!
    41:11 Mesk Annoying Tendi
    41:46 Hi Jennifer!
    42:42 Act II
    44:10 Quark being Obvious
    44:40 Lights go out, Boimler still winning!
    45:00 Shaxs one-ups Kira
    45:20 Good thing they had those candles
    45:45 How many candle songs can you sing at once?
    46:00 Just be a bitch! Thank You Babe
    46:30 Everybody Run
    47:40 Orion Incel
    48:45 Pizza Delivery
    49:18 Flap is Back
    49:30 It was a dark and stormy 57163.3
    49:50 The Kobayashi Purple
    50:50 OMG Becky
    51:00 Act III
    53:00 It was a Latinum Tooth
    53:20 Tendi is Hot!
    54:20 People who know, don't brag
    54:55 We don't use money anyway
    55:30 Now you owe me one
    55:45 Chewing on the data
    56:00 Mariner served on DS9
    57:00 She's looking at us!
    57:30 Lower Decks is Great!
    57:55 "Phaser All Your Friends" on Bingo Card
    58:20 Mesk like Worf?
    59:00 Kiss and Stun
    59:10 Selfie Stun!
    59:40 Smokey Vagina
    1:00:50 This is a 10
    1:02:20 The Full Tendi
    1:04:40 Our Merch store - https://starfleet-underground.creator-spring.com
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    #StarTrek #Cerritos #LowerDecks #DS9
    Explicit
    1 hr 7 min
  • The Boimler Meltdown
    Rutherford's cyborg implant flips out and restores an old backup that turns his eye red, his attitude bad, and his mind to teenager. He faces an internal struggle and races for self-control. Mariner and Boimler are stuck on a planet doing recruitment duty, manning the Starfleet booth and trying to not kill the potential recruits.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Episode 142
    00:30 Teenage selves
    02:00 Flashy Reset
    02:45 Back!
    03:30 Teenage Dreams
    04:43 NO KIDS!
    05:30 Experimental
    05:50 Unicorn with Balls
    06:15 Thank You Patreons! Join them! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    07:05 Check Out Our Merch! https://starfleet-underground.creator-spring.com
    08:20 You have something on your...
    09:20 What happens on the Holodeck...
    10:00 Stop with the Machines
    11:30 Maybe talk Star Trek?
    13:29 Calling Out
    14:00 A Door
    15:22 Crossover Confirmed - Tawny Newsome on The Ready Room https://youtu.be/PoVRXFfalAQ
    17:30 No One should be in a Closet
    18:12 Booba Fett?
    19:30 Louise Fletcher, Kai Winn from Deep Space 9, passed away at the age of 88. https://trekmovie.com/2022/09/24/star-trek-deep-space-nine-actress-louise-fletcher-has-died/
    23:46 Star Trek: Discovery Season 4 coming to DVD/BluRay - https://trekmovie.com/2022/09/19/star-trek-discovery-season-4-coming-to-blu-ray-dvd-and-steelbook-in-december/
    25:35 IDW Announces a New Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Comic Tie-In https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/idw-announces-a-new-star-trek-strange-new-worlds-comic-tie-in
    26:30 Jail-Break Her
    28:20 Star Trek: Lower Decks S3E5 "Reflections"
    28:46 Teaser - "Nightmare On Cerritos Street"
    29:20 DROP THE TOWEL!
    30:30 Work Dream
    30:50 Engineer Dream
    31:10 Nothing Goes Right, Everything Explodes
    31:31 Act I - "Thru The Looking Glass"
    33:30 Moments of Okely Dokely
    33:40 Trill Spots
    34:00 Rutherford - The Bad Boy
    35:00 Baby Bear
    35:50 Threatened with Starbase 80
    37:44 Petra the Archeologist
    38:40 So Many References
    40:00 Tendi was Recruited
    40:40 Pirate Booty
    41:30 Anaphasic?
    42:09 Red Cyborg Eye
    42:50 Fire Trap
    43:14 Tendi's Flower
    43:50 Big Glass Condom
    44:18 Act II - "Pears Are Evil"
    46:18 Boimler Lost It
    47:10 Right About Butt Bugs
    48:30 Boimler Triggered
    50:22 Sneaky Archeologist
    51:26 The Race
    52:20 The Sampaguita
    53:26 The Delta Flyer
    54:47 Act III - "Boimler Fails Upward"
    56:30 Why We Talking About Butt Bugs?
    57:50 Rutherford has Matured
    58:30 Remember!
    59:00 Section 31?
    59:50 Authentic Rutherford
    1:01:00 Compartmentalized vs ourselves
    1:01:46 Pears Are Evil
    1:01:49 Not As Evil As NyQuil Chicken
    1:02:59 17 Times, Motherfucker!
    1:03:44 Shax and T'Ana
    1:05:30 You Should Follow Jörg Hillebrand on Twitter: @gaghyogi49
    1:08:00 Really
    1:13:00 https://www.mewho.com/system47/
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    #StarTrek #Cerritos #LowerDecks
    Explicit
    1 hr 16 min
  • Make the Hostages Watch
    Minooki, the mask god, makes an appearance, the Engineering Crew is forced to relax. But they engineer their way around that and drive Captain Freeman crazy. Mariner, Boimler, and Tendi, race Delta Shift for new quarters on Deck 1. T'Ana and Shax are in the Holodeck, doing what you do in the Holodeck. Ransom collects Churros.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Episode 141
    00:30 Masked
    00:59 Pricked
    01:10 Roses
    01:16 Dicked
    01:30 Pussy Willows
    01:50 DOT saves the day!
    02:10 Third Time This Week
    02:20 Halloween!
    02:45 Quarters Done
    02:50 Jungle Feel
    03:12 NO KIDS
    03:26 Masks On, Pants Off!
    04:00 Tarzan Vibe
    04:20 Gone Swinging
    05:00 Have You Seen https://boldlystripped.com ?
    08:00 Dark side of the moon? $50K!
    08:27 We do have Patreon: https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    09:11 Tribble Truth
    10:28 Whipped
    10:47 Thank You Section 31!
    11:50 Wil Wheaton joins the Star Trek Mirror Universe as Terran Emperor Wesley Crusher in Star Trek Online: Ascension. https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/star-trek-online-sto-game-wesley-crusher-mirror-universe-emperor-developer-interview/
    13:40 Michelle Hurd oh her stunt work. https://trekmovie.com/2022/09/15/interview-michelle-hurd-on-her-stuntwork-and-raffis-evolution-in-star-trek-picard-season-3/
    15:11 Paramount+ Launches in Italy
    ttps://trekmovie.com/2022/09/15/paramount-launches-in-italy-with-new-star-trek-including-strange-new-worlds/
    15:30 Free Replicator and Wine, NOT included
    16:15 Playmobil Star Trek III set Early 2023 https://blog.trekcore.com/2022/09/playmobil-star-trek-klingon-bird-of-prey-playset/
    19:30 Star Trek: Lower Decks S3E4 - "Room For Growth"
    19:41 Teaser - "Goopy"
    20:11 Not That Kind of Mask
    20:15 GOOPY!
    20:30 Hang On Goopy!
    21:00 Beaker?
    21:53 Minooki!
    22:30 Reference: ST:TNG S7E17
    23:00 Stop Touching Masks!
    23:30 Act I - "Forced Relaxation"
    24:20 Holodeck Use
    25:30 Danger Kink
    25:35 Make the Hostages Watch
    26:00 How I Lost My Tail
    27:00 TNG - Masaka is the name
    27:30 Big Thick Snakes
    28:20 Walking In
    28:40 Like in Firefly
    29:00 But the Engineers!
    29:19 Engineers Keep Working
    29:30 Not Quiet Quitting
    30:00 Time Lost All Meaning
    30:30 Engineer Breakdown
    31:30 Googling Masaka
    32:00 Target Practice - TNG S2E2, S2E20
    32:40 Deviants get Kittens
    33:00 We don't talk about Bruno
    33:18 Fixing Hatch
    33:55 Explore Ethical Gray Area
    34:34 I Want A Room
    35:12 Act II - "Swamp Things, Engineers Being Engineers"
    36:44 Real Life
    37:00 High in Hydroponics
    37:17 An Ex-Doopler
    37:50 Tripping So Hard
    38:20 Saving Anti-Grav Boy
    39:30 Beware The Old People
    40:00 Freeman Gets Stressed
    41:10 Cheating with Cucumber Slices
    42:10 Time Investment In WOW
    42:43 Man, she could put out the DPS
    43:40 Delta Shift Gossips about Ransom
    44:00 TNG S7E19
    44:17 VOY S5E03
    44:30 TNG First Contact
    45:00 Delta Shift Sucks
    45:45 Act III - "Destressor Machine. Wait. Isn't that a Vibrator?"
    46:50 Destressor Machine? Get Rid of it!
    47:00 What Toz Should've Done
    48:15 You Animal!
    48:30 Sharing the Room Annoying?
    49:15 Ransom and The Churros
    49:50 INCREASE PUPPY LEVELS!
    50:30 Three Hands are Natural
    50:40 Movie That Stresses Our Captain (ID4)
    53:04 But Mars Attacks!
    53:20 Galaxy Quest in Thermian
    54:00 You Can't Go Wrong with a Vibrator
    55:40 Engineers Never Rest
    57:20 Long Songs in Radio
    58:30 Next Week: Not Yet Announced
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    1:02:15 How About Just Weed?
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    1 hr 6 min
  • Dude Got Stoned
    Green Orbs make your fantasies come true and turn you into stone. The Cerritos and Carlsbad have to go clean up the scientist's mess, and not get tempted by their most intimate fantasies! Friendly competition ensues and that's where the nightmares begin. Back on the Cerritos, Tendi gets a Mentor.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Episode 140
    00:30 Not MY Fantasy
    01:10 P Diddy
    01:26 Google This
    02:00 Zachary Hologram
    02:48 More Patreon People!
    Patreon: https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    03:05 Queen of Easter Eggs
    03:15 Nightmare Fantasy
    04:13 Don't Push That Button!
    04:44 The Clunk Button
    04:50 Shout Out Saltlakedude on IG
    05:10 Deep Voice
    07:51 Corrections: THEY'RE NOT DOLPHINS!
    08:20 Probing Fears
    09:20 The Master of the DOTS
    09:45 Get your own
    10:00 NO KIDS
    10:18 Picard Season 3 - February 16, 2023
    https://youtu.be/K5ahClPabGo
    11:50 Riker and Picard?
    12:25 The F
    13:00 Strange New Worlds New Actress! - Carol Kane
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/09/08/star-trek-strange-new-worlds-adds-carol-kane-to-the-cast-as-new-engineer-plus-season-2-clip/
    14:30 Chris Pine on playing Kirk long game
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/09/07/chris-pine-talks-star-trek-4-thinks-it-would-be-so-cool-to-play-kirk-throughout-his-career/
    15:15 A moment of the Queen
    16:14 Star Trek Day!
    16:25 Nerf Phaser
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/09/07/nerf-star-trek-the-next-generation-phasers-revealed-pre-order-available-now/
    17:23 Star Trek: Khan Ceti Alpha V Confirmed!
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/09/08/nicholas-meyers-star-trek-khan-ceti-alpha-v-launching-as-scripted-podcast/
    18:00 Boobs are optional?
    18:30 Pod Directive and Open Pike Podcasts
    19:13 Star Trek: Prodigy returns October 27!
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/09/08/watch-billy-campbell-returns-as-okona-in-star-trek-prodigy-mid-season-first-look-clip/
    20:26 Special Guest Oct 29?
    20:42 Asses in Seats
    22:50 I like firm guys
    23:00 Spoon Guy
    24:30 3 guys, 1 sock?
    25:30 Frozen Cheeto
    27:42 Nice Ready Room Promo
    31:10 Give Us A Live-Action Movie, You Cowards!
    32:00 Star Trek: Lower Decks S3E3 "Mining the Mind's Mines"
    32:17 "Teacher Tease"
    32:45 It's the Jenga Planet
    33:00 In A Toga!
    33:50 Dude, You're a Pervert.
    34:00 Teaser that was a Teaser
    34:54 Dude Got Stoned
    35:12 Act I - "Choose Your Own Adventure"
    37:00 Nightmares Spilled
    37:40 Vulcan Stuff
    38:00 Step 1: Annoy The Captain
    38:10 The Voice of Science
    39:40 Just give Tendi the book!
    40:17 Competitive Crews
    41:08 iRub!
    43:09 Rutherford's Fantasy: Leah Brahms
    44:00 Short Riker
    44:44 Shenanigans
    45:15 Boimler's Fantasy: Being Needed
    45:30 A Natural Passenger
    45:40 Mariner's Fantasy: Jennifer the Andorian
    45:55 Stop Looking at My Heart Rate!
    46:55 Borg Snake
    47:00 Klingon Clowns
    47:11 A Raisin Monster?
    47:50 Kukulkan
    48:55 USS Hood
    49:20 Dunking Rocks
    49:58 Nightmares
    51:00 Act II - "Google and Facebook's Data Mining Machine"
    52:30 Starfleet - When Comms Get Blocked
    53:00 The Common Ground
    54:00 You Take It!
    54:55 Phaser Your Fantasies
    55:17 Ignoring You with my Phaser
    55:45 Let's Grow Orchids, Babe!
    56:45 Real Mentoring
    57:19 Toe Sucker
    58:20 The Cerritos Experience!
    58:50 Double Comms
    59:30 Over and Out
    1:01:30 Tuck Your Tags
    1:02:30 Shining Star
    1:03:16 Act III - "Boimler and Green are PEOPLE!"
    1:04:03 Boimler Wants To Be People
    1:04:20 Data Mining
    1:05:10 Tendi Raged
    1:05:55 Cerritos: Enterprise of the Cali-Class
    1:06:40 The Data is PEOPLE!!!
    1:06:56 Boimler is a Hovering Cube
    1:07:00 Koala
    1:08:22 Green Stuff In Your Mind
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    1 hr 12 min
  • Trophy Selfie
    Rutherford and Billups score a trip to a hot sexual planet where instead of shaking hands, they kiss! With tongue! Mariner has to help Ransom fix a Space Elevat-Orbital Lift, and Boimler just made himself prey. Run, Boim Boim, Run!
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Episode 139
    00:30 DOTS on the Hunt
    01:20 Barking Tribbles?
    02:00 My Toe is NOT PREY!
    02:45 Hi, Welcome to the show!
    03:10 NO KIDS!
    03:20 Welcome to the USS Beutler!
    03:45 Our Ship has PRIDE!
    04:40 Tribble Pack
    06:00 Entering from the Back - The @NerdTrekPodcast Panel from the #56YearMission - Voicing Your Fandom
    07:00 Thank You Patreons! - Become One: https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    07:45 Hi Lana!
    07:58 Hi Ed!
    08:30 Hi Eric!
    09:00 Heather drives better than she cooks!
    09:06 Burning Muff
    09:20 Hi @SyFySistas
    10:30 @rockyrobins gets nervous!
    11:18 Listen to the Panel here: https://t.co/3HOhvQK4Bi
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    12:00 Checking Corrections...Real Good
    12:46 News: A Star-Trek obsessed Chinese billionaire spent $97 million to build his office in the shape of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-E
    https://luxurylaunches.com/buildings/star-trek-shaped-office.php
    15:30 News: No Big F-ing Deal, Terry wants Jadzia back: https://trekmovie.com/2022/08/29/terry-farrell-wants-to-return-to-star-trek-says-resurrecting-jadzia-is-no-big-f-ing-deal/
    17:20 Romantic?
    17:48 News: Watch Star Trek: Lower Decks S3E1 for free!
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/09/01/watch-star-trek-lower-decks-season-3-premiere-for-free-in-usa/
    18:40 News: Anthony Montgomery gets Harry Kim'ed!
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/08/26/anthony-montgomery-laments-to-garrett-wang-about-becoming-the-harry-kim-of-star-trek-enterprise/
    19:50 News: Disco does D&D! #DiscoDoesDnD
    21:10 ...Wait. You did the re-cap? I did the re-cap!
    23:30 The Recap! #StarTrek #LowerDecks S3E2 "Least Dangerous Game"
    24:00 Teaser - Martok!
    24:53 Lower Decks Gets Into It!
    25:06 FOUR!
    26:28 Come over, let's play!
    27:20 Beginning gets bigger
    27:45 Act I - "Natural 20, A Change of Routine, and Bajoran Dirges"
    30:00 RUN!
    30:30 Yes to Prey
    31:12 Where Fun Goes To Die
    33:00 Instead of shaking hands, they kiss! WITH TONGUE!
    34:35 Put that pipe in
    34:56 Number One's Number One
    35:40 Captain Vendome of The Inglewood
    36:00 Tendi In A Towel
    37:37 Sonic Shower and Towels?
    37:50 Balls Drilling At His Face
    38:00 The Boimler Scream
    38:50 Remember Gowron?
    39:55 Who the fuck is Lundy?
    40:16 Marked, With a Tooth.
    42:30 Act II - "Shit Hits The Fan"
    43:45 That's Not A Nipple
    44:16 How To Fix An Orbital Lift...On YouTube
    45:00 It's an Orbital Lift
    45:45 Oh, that's all Next Section
    45:54 Cetacean Ops - Don't Jump In Here With Them Dirty Shoes!
    46:30 Boimler Screams In Surround
    47:30 K-Ranch
    48:00 Mimosas with K'Ranch!
    51:10 K'Ranch? Or Is It Ranch Dressing?
    51:30 Three Types of Prey
    52:10 Act III - "The Hunted Becomes The Hunter"
    52:30 Orbital Lift/Space Elevator!
    54:14 Fuuuuuuck!
    54:45 Perfect Torso
    57:21 But First, Let Me Take A Trophy Selfie!
    58:20 Constructive Criticism
    58:45 Die By Your Own Hand.
    59:30 Klingon Drinking Goblet
    1:02:20 Almost Killed By Peaceful Partying People
    1:04:00 Black Market Tax
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    1 hr 14 min
  • Cockranland
    We're at the #56YearMission #StarTrek Convention in Las Vegas. And it's time for new Lower Decks!
    The thrilling conclusion to last season's cliffhanger - Beckett, Boimler, Rutherford, and Tendi Steal the Cerritos out of Dry Dock to go help out at an alien orgy, but only before going to Bozeman Montana first!
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Episode 138
    00:30 Our DOT Makes Bank
    01:30 Cash me Out
    01:50 Coming to you from the 56 Year Mission Star Trek Convention
    02:10 You should get the shirt
    02:20 Buggin'
    02:55 Doing Donuts
    03:30 Cloak Peek a Boo
    03:50 NO KIDS
    04:27 Thank You Patreons!
    05:30 Fingering
    06:50 Seat Assignments
    07:44 Go
    08:20 News - Nichelle's Ashes going to space - https://trekmovie.com/2022/08/28/nichelle-nichols-ashes-headed-to-space-joining-star-trek-legends-on-enterprise-memorial-launch/
    09:00 At the 56-Year Mission
    09:15 Sucked but not in a good way
    09:30 Janky, or Not Janky?
    16:39 Special Guest?!! (Nope)
    17:07 Paramount still looking for a director for Star Trek 4. - https://trekmovie.com/2022/08/26/star-trek-4-loses-director-paramount-still-moving-forward-with-the-project/
    20:00 Picard Season 3 Terry Matalas Interview - https://trekmovie.com/2022/08/24/interview-star-trek-picard-showrunner-talks-jonathan-frakes-best-work-in-s3-and-hopes-for-a-spin-off/
    20:24 Star Trek Day! September 8th https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwi299m5je_5AhVkK0QIHc5oA9kQFnoECA0QAQ&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.startrek.com%2Fday&usg=AOvVaw3sL7C6C4UMyQk6IH8LvC36
    21:30 Isa can sing!
    22:29 Jonathon Frakes Birthday
    24:19 Trivia
    28:00 Star Trek: Lower Decks S3E1 - "Grounded"
    28:10 Teaser: "Future Tech: The At-Home Rage Room"
    29:00 Break All The Plants
    29:30 Inspired by Link
    30:00 That Big Dumb Red Thing
    30:45 FNN News
    31:40 Jellico = Ronny Cox
    32:00 London Kings
    33:30 Who Is Sonny Clemonds?
    34:20 FNN goes back to DS9
    34:30 Get the Fuck Outta My Way!
    35:00 Shax and T'Ana
    35:20 Crystalline Entity
    35:50 Don't Bend Over In Front of the Probe
    36:30 The Rok Tahk Connection
    37:10 Act I - Avengers Assemble
    38:20 Cochrane Land
    40:00 I'm Soaked In Juice. Help Me Get Naked!
    41:45 Boimler Raisins
    43:02 The Rando
    44:30 James Cromwell!
    44:45 Ketracel White Hot Sauce
    46:20 The Vulcan Slide
    47:30 Act II - "Grand Theft Shuttle"
    50:40 Boimler's Logs
    50:50 Caught Sniffing The Captain's Chair. AGAIN!
    52:00 Mariner's Huge Set of Balls
    53:15 Cali-Class
    54:00 Act III - "OH?! We Didn't Save The Day?"
    55:52 I'm Your Mama Now!
    56:00 Trust the System
    57:20 Spoimler
    58:00 I'm Gonna Be King of the Galaxy!
    58:20 Always adding a Crazy Person
    59:10 Alien Juice All Over Them
    1:01:45 In The Closet?
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    1 hr 8 min
  • Get Wood!
    Star Trek Las Vegas, the 56-Year Mission is less than a week away. We'll be there along with the Nerd Trek Podcast. And our DOTS want to cosplay as slot machines, plus - we watched that episode of Enterprise where Trip gets stuffed into an tiny escape pod with a gorgeous lady and crash lands on a planet.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 137
    00:30 Stick It!
    01:34 Shadows of the Night
    03:20 THANK YOU PATREONS! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    03:55 Check Your Drawers!
    05:27 Hmmm...Young Frankenstein? I think that one's actually from Blazing Saddles?
    05:38 Either way, they're both must-see movies. Not much to do with Star Trek...But still must see.
    06:25 Explaining the joke?
    07:00 Shatner's Hairpiece on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/shatnershairpiece
    8:50 The 56-Year Mission aka Star Trek Las Vegas - Convention! https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv_events.html#nerdtrek
    09:20 The "Voice Your Fandom" Panel will be Sunday at 10:45am, in the Deforest Kelly Theater!
    10:10 Heather's 86ed?
    11:00 How do you get to the convention at Bally's? Don't ask us!!! But Heather recommends a Shuttle if you're at the Rio. Rocky recommends the Monorail, if you're at a hotel with a Monorail station. But Really, Don't ask us!
    13:00 Bally's Convention Wonders? 1st Floor and 26th Floor?
    14:00 Thursday September 8th! STAR TREK DAY! https://www.startrek.com/news/special-global-star-trek-day-celebration
    16:00 While we get confused about Nichelle Nichols video tributes (There are several), Learn about the #StarTrekUnitedGives fundraising campaign!
    17:30 Star Trek books based on Star Trek video games! https://trekmovie.com/2022/08/17/comic-and-novel-tie-ins-coming-for-star-trek-resurgence-and-star-trek-prodigy-games/
    20:10 Nichelle Nichols Video Tribute for the 56-Year Mission in Las Vegas https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv_events.html#nichelle
    20:20 Other events at the convention - https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv_events.html
    21:30 Recap Time! Star Trek: Enterprise S2E11 - "Precious Cargo"
    21:50 Trip plays Harmonica?
    22:41 Act I - "Three's Company. Or a crowd"
    23:55 Torn Away
    24:00 Slightly-Advanced Pakled
    24:13 Unexpected Visitors
    24:20 Not Polite to Stare
    26:00 Couples Speak
    27:00 Pulling Out
    27:26 Inspired by The Next Generation "The Perfect Mate"
    28:30 Did NOT imprint
    30:20 Act II - "Who cares? I'm being held prisoner!"
    31:40 Translator Charades
    32:41 RIP THE DRESS!
    33:10 You don't have to rip the dress!
    34:00 Commando?
    35:00 Can the Universal Translator Read?
    35:40 You're sitting on my hand
    35:55 Control Under Butt
    36:20 Store him in the airlock!
    36:45 Act III - "Hot and Swampy"
    37:30 Where the animals at?
    37:40 Putting Royalty In Their Place
    39:00 Backwash
    39:20 Trip? Not Contagious?
    40:00 Super Man story
    41:27 Act IV - "Let's Do It Like They Do It On..."
    41:45 Get Wood!
    42:46 Up in a tree. "Disguised"
    43:11 Decoy
    43:30 "That Look"
    44:15 SHE kissed HIM!!!
    46:30 Trying to be dirty
    46:46 Even the writer admits it's crap!
    47:30 You learn as you go
    49:55 Mixing Trip with Royalty
    50:30 T'Pol Role Playing
    50:40 Did you just fuck another alien?
    50:50 OH THAT scene!
    51:10 Archer set that up
    51:15 Any Rituals to prepare before you DIE?!
    53:00 Bad Breath?
    53:30 Logic Holes
    54:50 Have you seen For All Mankind?
    56:40 How about Sandman?
    57:40 How about our Patreon! ;)
    59:30 Loop the Loop!
    59:55 Next Week: LOWER DECKS!!!!!!
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    1 hr 4 min

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