Starfleet Underground

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Starfleet Underground episodes

June 06, 2022 Really Close to Hi-Jinks
Spock and T'Pring try the new couples exercise: Katra Swapping! Freaky Friday Hi-Jinks ensue, and after playing Good Cop, Bad Cop, Lu'An and Number One get to try Enterprise BINGO! Captain Pike uses radical empathy to make friends with the R'ongovians.
-Brought to you by Section 31-
00:00 Episode 126
01:10 Bingo Achievement - Make Heather think she made breakfast
01:40 Bingo Achievement - Jump-start Warp Drive with 9-Volt
02:15 Bingo Achievement - Airlock Challenge
02:20 Bingo Achievement - Commando Skant
03:13 Bingo Achievement - Tribble a Klingon's Quarters
03:15 Bingo Achievement - Sex with an alien
03:20 Bingo Achievement - Mind-Meld with a Vulcan
03:31 Bingo Challenge - Mind-Meld with a Tribble
04:00 Bingo Achievement - Double Bingo!
04:20 Bingo Challenge - Gorn Planet Simulation
04:30 Bingo Achievement - Sneak a crew-member into the Holodeck for a day
05:20 Bingo Challenge - Whoopie! the Captain's Chair
06:00 Bingo Achievement - Whoopie! the Captain's Chair
06:30 Bingo Achievement - Oops! The light's on!
06:50 NO KIDS!
07:17 Our Ship The Buetler - after Fred Buetler, whom with we started this podcast
09:00 Patreon Users, err - Members! Join them! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
10:50 Ranking Shows - https://screenrant.com/every-star-trek-television-series-ranked-according-to-rotten-tomatoes/
10:59 Don't be a hater
12:05 The Agitator
12:58 Star Trek II's Abandoned Concept - https://www.cbr.com/star-trek-was-spock-almost-on-the-grassy-knoll-for-jfks-assassination/
16:20 Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 40th Anniversary
https://trekmovie.com/2022/06/03/celebrate-40th-anniversary-of-star-trek-ii-the-wrath-of-khan-with-screenings-funko-figure-and-more/
17:00 Directors Cut in theaters - https://www.fathomevents.com/events/Star-Trek-II-The-Wrath-of-Khan-40th-Anniversary-presented-by-TCM
17:30 Summer of Sweet Revenge! https://wrathofpkhan.com/
18:54 Funko Pops Khan https://shop.startrek.com/?utm_source=partnerize&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=213184&utm_content=2-509823&clickId=3985280919
19:27 Revenge is Ice Cream
https://twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG/status/1533626632065404931?s=20&t=dS442dLcmcYsb7FHfWbvEg
20:25 Exo 6 Tuvok! https://exo-6.com/
https://exo-6.com/collections/pre-orders/products/lt-commander-tuvok-non-refundable-pre-order-deposit-final-amount-due-198-shipping
22:00 Back in time for taxes?
23:40 Bonus
25:27 S1E5 - "Spock Amok"
27:30 Non-Passionate Romantic Date
28:00 Spock's Room
28:53 Dream Sequence
29:00 The MUSIC!
29:50 Go play-fight with yourself
30:15 Human Vulcan Conflict
30:25 Stop hitting yourself!
31:39 There are 4 Spocks
32:40 R'Ongovians come early
34:00 Chapel's Date
34:29 Spock-Blocked?
35:00 Also a Woman
35:20 Heather's Shelves
36:17 Freaky Friday wasn't?
38:20 Great Acting
39:10 A lot of candles
40:40 Una's Nickname
41:10 Shore Stay
41:22 Gentle Thrum
43:00 In someone else's shoes
43:10 Really close to Hi-Jinks
44:33 Good Cop, Bad Cop
45:00 Enterprise Bingo
45:30 Re-flavored Gum
45:50 You don't say Wait in a duel
47:00 Scorch
48:30 Starfleet is fucking cool because Spock
49:30 Getting the Crew off
50:40 Soap Drop
52:00 Deuces
52:30 Beam it out
52:45 Bingo Challenge - Beaming a shit
53:20 Spock Considers It
53:45 Lick That Stamp
55:30 Solar Sail Flyover
56:45 AR Wall wonders
57:00 Unicorn Horns save the day
57:50 Just Zap 'Em
58:30 Big Vulcan Scream
59:00 WiFi Name Wars
59:50 Logical Knockout
1:01:00 Pike's Hunch
1:01:30 Radical Empathy
1:02:40 Vulcan Afterglow
1:03:30 Poetry Dude
1:05:20 Bingo Achievement - Slingshot the Captain's Yacht
1:09:30 Bingo Achievement - Get the attention of Section 31
1:10:30 Dyson does not equal Daystrom
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Explicit
1 hr 14 min
May 30, 2022 What Gorn? We Didn't See No Gorn!
Surprise attack by the Gorn! Enterprise is caught with her shields down. Spock says don't do the thing, but Pike totally does the thing! Uhura and Hemmer team up against the evil AP350. And, we couldn't say Lu'An's name correctly, for all the Tribbles in the world!
-Brought to you by Section 31-
00:00 Episode 125
00:30 Playing Dead
02:25 Not dead
04:45 Thank you Patreons! Join them! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
05:20 NO KIDS!
05:30 Hot Dog Filter
06:58 The Orville Season 3 - New Trailer - https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/the-orville-season-3-trailer.html
https://youtu.be/dKCILxahpv4
07:40 Destination Star Trek London Cancelled! Go to Germany!
https://blog.trekcore.com/2022/05/2022s-destination-star-trek-london-convention-cancelled/
09:20 You want to get beamed?
10:48 The Motion Picture change comparisons https://trekmovie.com/2022/05/25/12-most-fascinating-updates-for-the-4k-star-trek-the-motion-picture-directors-edition/
13:16 Star Trek Las Vegas, aka the 56-Year Mission, adds more guests, up to 100 now! https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv.html
Including Ron Pearlman, who is good looking!
15:00 Steve Buscemi is Fucking Hot
16:57 Starfleet Cosplays!
17:20 Star Trek Inspires Real Tricorder https://coolsandiegosights.com/2022/05/28/star-treks-tricorder-inspires-new-medical-technology/
19:00 Un-Tapped
20:20 ReCap Time!
20:30 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S1E4 - "Memento Mori"
22:00 Starfleet Remembrance Day
22:30 Memorial Day is NOT happy
24:00 Lu'An does not like Remembrance Day
26:00 Uhura vs. Hemmer
26:20 About The AP350...
26:40 Atmospheric Processing
27:00 Quoting Aliens?
27:30 That's not funny!
28:30 Approach From the Rear
28:59 Gorn? What Gorn? We didn't see no Gorn!
29:40 Lu'An - No Badge for Me!
30:25 Act I - "Bomb's Away"
31:00 How to say Lu'An
33:13 Run Silent, Run Deep
33:30 The Hunt for Red October
34:00 Balance of Terror
34:20 Spock: Don't do the thing. Pike: I'm doing the thing!
34:40 Convenient Nebula
35:00 Turning a Compass into a Radar
35:40 Dropping a Photon Torpedo
35:50 PUSH!
38:00 Anson Mount's Emotions
39:16 Math is Important!
39:30 The AP350's Interface
40:00 Engineer Triggered!
40:15 An Engineer's "Tools"
41:00 Tech Support for Uhura
42:00 Sick Bay power down?
43:40 Una needs Plasma
43:15 Le Khan?
43:20 Pike's Concern for his Crew
44:00 You've got to have hope!
44:20 The Best Miracles Are Born from Truth
45:30 Act II - "Slowly Chipping Away"
47:00 It's A Gorn Rave!
47:15 Kyle Saved
47:50 Tripping on the Deck
48:20 Sacrifice
48:44 Ship making Noises!
49:30 How Far Can they Push It?
50:00 Enterprise vs Gorn Ships vs Galileo
51:30 Communicating via light
52:20 Mind Fuck Me
52:35 The Other Guest Star...Galileo!
54:00 Act III - "The Mind Meld is Addicting"
55:10 Magic Gorn Decoder Ring
55:40 That Big One
56:00 Taking Care of the AP350
56:44 Mind Meld Therapy
57:55 We Don't Talk About Michael
58:15 Uhura and Hemmer Bond
58:44 Act IV - "The Cost of Exploration"
59:30 What if we play dead?
1:00:00 Hello? You down there?
1:01:00 Bluetooth Problems?
1:02:10 The Pike Maneuver
1:02:45 Big Speech Time
1:02:55 "We Do Not Give Into Fear"
1:05:05 Gravitational Red-Shift
1:05:30 Reminded of Space: Above and Beyond
1:09:00 Problems with Technology
1:10:00 Why can't we see the Gorn?!
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Explicit
1 hr 15 min
May 23, 2022 Whatever Tweaks Your Freak
The Enterprise Crew is getting lit by some strange virus that travels thru light and makes you go crazy for a killer suntan.
Number One has a secret, and so does Dr. M'Benga. The Transporter's off-line while Captain Pike and Spock shelter-in-place during a freak ion-storm. #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds
-Brought to you by Section 31-
00:00 Episode 124
00:30 Why our First Officer isn't on this show
01:30 Coffee?
01:50 Double Red Alert
02:30 Don't look at the light!
03:11 Always on
03:26 Do it Live!
03:30 NO KIDS!
04:00 Don't let her cook!
04:50 Getting Handy
05:23 Shout out to the Andorian Memeing Consortium https://www.facebook.com/AndorianMemeConsortium/
06:30 See, the thing about the internet...
07:55 Thank You Patreons! Become a member: https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
09:10 John Billingsley Turns down Audition for #SNW? https://bleedingcool.com/tv/star-trek-enterprise-star-john-billingsley-on-turning-down-snw-role/
11:30 Forest Whitaker?
14:28 Karl Urban - Star Trek Movie, Schedules, and The Boys
https://trekmovie.com/2022/05/19/karl-urban-gives-a-star-trek-4-update-says-its-now-just-a-matter-of-logistics/
19:12 Star Trek's Virtual Production Tech
https://trekmovie.com/2022/05/18/see-uss-enterprises-engineering-in-star-trek-strange-new-worlds-created-using-virtual-production-tech/
21:50 Klingon as a Second Language
https://heavy.com/entertainment/star-trek/brooklyn-school-klingon-to-teach-english/
25:00 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S1E3 - "Ghosts of Illyria"
26:20 Lolly Gagging
27:10 Don't Beam Me Up
28:00 Flicker
28:45 Floater
29:00 Act I
29:30 What section are we in?
30:00 Full Frontal?
30:40 The Vitamin D
32:30 Gold Dementors
33:00 Spock doing what Spock Does
33:46 One of the Drunk Episodes?
33:50 It's Gettin' Bright In Here, So Take Off All Your Clothes
34:45 The "Third" Episodes
35:45 Number One's Shirt
36:30 How is it spreading?
37:30 I Can Sense Your Expression
38:00 Level 5 Takes All Night
38:30 Engineer with an Attitude
39:12 Khan Backstory
41:16 The Kelvin Universe Strikes Again!
42:55 Act II
45:05 Walking on Sunshine
45:49 Uhura is Lower Decks!
46:50 Light as a Carrier for Germs
47:20 Enterprise After Dark
48:00 Medical Transporter
48:42 Act III
50:44 Classified? Override!
51:40 Una - Not Quite Human
53:00 Vulcan's Glory
53:40 Starfleet's Prejudice
55:45 1000 degrees, 10000 degrees
56:20 Blues Brothers Blockade
57:00 Pike is Invincible
57:55 Moist Vessel Callback
58:30 Ascend-ers
59:10 Moist
59:50 Act IV
1:02:30 Sympathize a Cure
1:03:10 M'Benga and Una Parallels
1:04:00 Buffering Your Daughter
1:04:30 12 Weeks
1:06:20 Spock finds the Records
1:06:30 Scary Eugenics
1:07:35 What Warp Core Breach?
1:08:55 Picking Up An Andorian
1:10:00 Fleshing Out Una
1:10:49 Kid on the Ship
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Explicit
1 hr 19 min
May 16, 2022 Biggest Easter Egg Ever!
A comet is about to destroy a world, and alien shepherds won't let Enterprise interfere! This has all been preordained. Captain Pike has a casual dinner party, but nobody tells Uhura it's casual, Kirk is in for a shock, music opens the Easter Egg.
-Brought to you by Section 31-
00:00 Episode 123
00:30 Sometimes you just gotta laugh/Heather's new Hair
01:28 That Sucks
02:06 Did I turn that on?
02:25 A blessing
02:55 Are we on?
03:30 No recall
03:50 Welcome to the show...But, No Kids!
04:20 Shoe Horn
05:00 Mo-Hawk
05:25 Can't be had
05:53 There are 4 proposals?
06:30 Hot Engineer
07:00 Thank you Patreons! Join up! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
07:40 NASA sending pics of what!? https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1521579905154224129?s=20&t=efPijqijEuZ-LIhqRJW-lg
08:30 Remembering Fred. We started our podcast with him. We named our Defiant-Class starship the "Beutler" in memory of him. We miss him.
09:20 QMX Badges - https://blog.trekcore.com/2022/05/review-qmx-finally-beams-down-uss-enterprise-delta-badges/
10:10 EV suits?
10:55 Super7 ReAction Figures https://trekmovie.com/2022/05/11/second-wave-of-super7-star-trek-tng-figures-fills-out-crew-adds-judge-q-and-armus/
12:25 The Orville is coming! June 2nd!
https://trekmovie.com/2022/05/12/watch-new-trailer-for-the-orville-new-horizons/
13:13 Bungle? They have a bunghole?
14:46 Landing Strip?
15:00 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds - S1E2 "Children of the Comet"
15:07 Teaser - Dinner Disaster
15:45 Never catch a Nausican with his pants down
16:40 Verbal Vulcan Bitch Slap
17:40 Saving a planet before breakfast
17:50 EAS=Red Alert!
18:10 Super Vibrate Mode
19:00 You go ahead
19:30 Doing Dishes
20:20 Uhura's Log
21:15 Telepathic Carrot Toss
22:30 Pike's Future
23:50 Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
24:20 Persephone
24:45 Foreshadowing is not like...
26:11 All dressed up
27:15 Enterprise Bingo
28:20 Feeling the Captain
30:45 Spock Playing video games?
31:10 Uhura-Centric
31:45 Engineer's gotta do it.
32:05 Act I - "Away Team"
32:28 The Biggest Easter Egg Ever!
32:50 Same kind of Kirk
33:21 Kirk's Mustache
33:45 Space Suit Defibrillator
34:15 Autocorrect in the future
34:38 Playing with Pussy
35:11 First Beaming
36:36 Kirk gets a Yahtzee
37:30 Grab em' by the what?
39:00 Act II - "Is the Universal Translator Broken?"
40:30 Like being hit from behind
41:10 Under Pressure
41:30 Pep Talk
41:50 Who has the bigger stick?
43:00 Something fell.
43:30 Shepard's Voice
44:50 Morgan Freeman?
45:45 Not sticking Dick in a Dot
46:10 Uhura Sings (in TOS)
46:45 Act III - "David vs. Goliath"
49:15 Preordained
50:30 Spock Pep Talk
51:20 Out of Body Experience Advantage
51:40 Close Encounters of the Uhura Kind
54:22 Kill them all!
54:50 Act IV - "Foretold by the Stars"
54:55 Evasive Fuck
58:00 Spock's Hot Shuttle Ride
59:00 Comet #Selfie!
1:00:00 Ortegas Kicks Ass!
1:01:24 Get in front of the Comet!
1:03:40 Sometimes Spock has to laugh
1:04:50 Shutting Down the Haters
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Explicit
1 hr 10 min
May 10, 2022 Spock. Are You Naked?
Season 2 of Star Trek: Picard wraps up with a launch and a few hugs and kisses. Files get deleted, a Traveler shows up, and some people go Back To the Future, where the ship doesn't explode at the last second.
And there's the first episode of Strange New Worlds where they visit a planet where Warp Drive is the Bomb!
-Brought to you by Section 31-
00:00 Episode 122
00:30 We're all Time Travelers!
01:50 NO KIDS!
02:20 Crew Compliments
02:45 Killer High Five
03:30 We're Foreign?
03:50 Meetings go good
04:15 High on Duty
04:40 Thanks Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
05:15 NO WEDDING
05:30 We can still have cake
06:00 News: Free New Wallpapers! https://twitter.com/StarTrekOnPPlus/status/1521927905546313728?s=20&t=Z0aPy17XB9YbV_HaryRwZA
06:40 Wil Wheaton LIES!
07:00 Actors not returning for Star Trek: Picard Season 3 https://trekmovie.com/2022/05/06/another-star-trek-picard-cast-member-confirmed-not-be-back-for-season-3/
08:09 10 Minute Captain
08:49 Patrick Kwok-Choon Pregnant? https://twitter.com/KWOK_ROCK/status/1522946040760090626?s=20&t=nRcct2-ZaRFuxaE556kr6A
09:30 A Virtual Enterprise? https://trekmovie.com/2022/05/04/the-roddenberry-archive-recreates-sets-from-first-star-trek-pilot-the-cage/
11:18 Paramount+ Coming to the UK and Ireland June 22nd https://ir.paramount.com/news-releases/news-release-details/paramount-reveals-uk-launch-date-pricing-distribution-partners
14:15 Star Trek: Picard S3E10 - "Farewell"
19:15 Feelings and Excitement
19:20 Wil Wheaton LIED!!
21:15 "Acting"
21:30 Wil Wheaton NOT in the Goonies
22:30 Why Beam Out? He has a starship? Heather Has Questions!
23:23 Time is Funny
23:50 Putting the Key Back
24:00 Q & Picard
24:30 KISS HIM!
24:45 Raffi and Seven Kiss
25:15 Picard and Laris Don't Kiss
25:45 Roofy Palm Death Handshake
26:00 Picard kisses Tallinn on the Head
26:25 It can happen
26:45 Some do care
27:27 Surprise Beamer
28:41 Soong's Bad Day
29:00 Drones, not the Borg kind
29:00 With the VR Glasses, in the Library
30:40 Project: Khan
31:36 Rios Man-splains
33:30 Rios Stays Behind
33:45 Time is a Funny Thing
35:42 That Hug
36:00 Where was Jurati?
36:47 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
40:11 Carry the Big Dick-Stick
40:30 The Day the Earth Stood Still on Jan 6th?
41:40 Wil Wheaton will save us all!
42:00 Mount Riding
42:20 Starfleet Air BnB?
42:58 Admiral "Bob" Robert April
44:00 First Contact: Just a Dream, Until It Isn't
45:00 Related to Khan
45:20 Gorn Breeding Sacks
45:50 Instinct vs Spock
46:15 Spock. Are you naked?
46:27 Spike vs Spirk
47:10 Name Drops/Easter Eggs
48:12 Ear Wiggle
49:00 Lu'An is Interesting
49:10 Eye Beam
49:20 That's Uhura
50:20 That Speech
50:44 Starship in the Sky
51:26 General Order One? Screw that. Take me to your leader
51:50 The Beginning Speech and Theme
53:06 There is Trauma and Effect
54:09 Surprise!
54:40 The Power of Possibility
55:00 Runaway!
55:44 Future - The Kids!
56:00 Star Trek is Woke
56:18 Kirk
57:12 Next week: The Andorian?
58:18 Not answering the Phone
59:45 Wrapping up
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Explicit
1 hr 3 min
May 03, 2022 Too Soong?
Borg Jurati takes over La Sirena with a newly-assimilated assault force, everyone else runs for cover, Picard flashes back, as they play Hide and Seek with Lasers! The Emergency Combat Hologram has a familiar face, and Soong chases Picard into the basement.
-Brought to you by Section 31-
00:00 Episode 121
01:15 Our DOTS get Paramount+
01:45 It's been a long road
02:20 Time to reprogram
02:30 Oh No!
03:00 Baby Yoda Doo Do Doo
03:30 NO KIDS!
03:50 Delta Quadrant where?
04:10 Cooking with DOTs
04:30 No Auto-Tune
05:15 Back from Freecloud!
06:30 Thank you Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
07:30 News - The National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences will honor LeVar Burton with a lifetime achievement award at this year's 1st Annual Children's & Family Emmy Awards in Dec 2022 for his work with Reading Rainbow.
https://comicbook.com/startrek/news/star-trek-levar-burton-lifetime-achievement-emmy-award-reading-rainbow/
07:55 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Intro - https://www.startrek.com/videos/watch-star-trek-strange-new-worlds-opening-titles
08:09 Star Trek: Picard Season 2 Soundtrack: https://blog.trekcore.com/2022/04/star-trek-picard-season-2-soundtrack-arrives-this-week/
08:46 LeVar Burton Receives Inaugural Insight Award from the Library of American Broadcasting Foundation at 2022 NAB Show https://nabshow.com/2022/news-releases/levar-burton-to-receive-inaugural-insight-award/
09:40 Star Trek: The Art of Neville Page - https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/671293/star-trek-the-art-of-neville-page-by-joe-nazzaro/
11:15 Rorschach test
12:00 Star Trek: Picard S2E9 "Hide and Seek"
12:57 Green Laser Beams
13:50 Rios - Runaway!
14:30 Slipping in to Something More Comfy
15:30 Talin's Beam in
16:20 I'm Trying to be Good!
16:30 SWAT team entrance
17:00 Use Harsh Language?
17:43 Act I
19:15 Put...The Candle...Back!
20:00 Picard's Age
21:00 Backstory Style
21:26 Almost a Headshot
22:15 Alison Pill
22:30 Borgatti
23:35 When Elnor Came Back ECH!
24:44 Keep Away
25:00 Agnes vs the Queen
25:25 Epic Case of Self-Sabotage
26:20 Rios Locked Out
27:00 Timeline's Fucked
27:40 What About Their Butterflies?
28:24 Picard vs Soong: Verbal Warfare
30:20 Data was B4, A Story's Lore, It's Too Soong
31:00 Hide and Seek with Laser Beams
32:15 Going up against Raffi and Seven
33:10 Old Man Pause
34:45 Mind-Fucked
35:10 Just missing Six
35:45 Chateau at Night
36:40 Act II
37:50 German Engineering
40:00 Child-Proof Locks?
40:20 Bitter Seven
41:10 Seven and Raffi - Thelma and Louise
41:50 I've got a Knife, a Corkscrew, and an Ice Pick.
42:50 You look like a Bush
45:20 An ER in your pocket
46:40 Clean Floors Save Lives
47:40 Ignore the Coldness of a Dying Star
48:30 Mental Health 200 years from now
49:50 Picard's Father a Monster?
51:27 Act III
52:20 Elnor vs the Queen
53:10 The Queen's Big Dick
54:00 Raffi was Right!
54:50 No Sheilds?
55:10 Rotating Shield Modulation?
55:43 Sit on my face and break-dance, bitch!
56:00 Those guys got stoned
56:57 Jurati's Stunt Double vs. Elnor
58:37 Act IV
1:01:28 Why Picard Can't Keep Relationships
1:02:45 Seven Re-Borgified
1:03:44 The Long Way Back to the Future
1:04:45 How many Queens?
1:05:15 Just coming from the Labyrinth Ball
1:06:00 It's been a long road
1:06:20 Talking to Soong, Feared...Loved?
1:07:00 Rios's Future
1:07:50 Backwards Memory
1:08:30 Now We're Friends - You and Me, and Me and You
1:09:10 Double Your Renee's
1:10:00 What's up with Q?
1:11:50 Heather's Phaser
1:13:15 Ship Leaves
1:14:50 People of Twitter
1:16:40 Finger Fucking the Timeline
1:17:50 Spoiler or Warning?
1:24:12 National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255
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Explicit
1 hr 27 min
April 25, 2022 There Are Four Cakes!!!
Picard and Guinan get Interviewed, Kore finds freedom, Rios discovers there are four cakes, the FBI guy has been touched by a Vulcan, Seven and Raffi go analog,
And when a babe in a tattered red dress shows up, you have to wonder, am I dreaming or is this a nightmare?
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00:00 Episode 120
00:30 There Are Four Cakes!!!!
00:57 Heather Likes Cake
02:00 Infinite Diversity in Infinite Flavors
02:30 NO KIDS!!!
02:50 NO ADULTS!?
03:45 Patreon Guests on the show?
04:00 Favorite Cake
06:30 Holodeck Humor
06:50 How you doin'?
09:00 Comments HR would comment about
09:40 Thanks Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
10:00 Doing Multiple Tribbles at Once
10:45 Birthdays
11:44 News: HoloPortation https://nypost.com/2022/04/18/a-doctor-holoported-onto-the-international-space-station-like-star-trek/
12:15 Cleaning Filters
14:30 2 Pac in space?
14:59 Paley Center Strange New Worlds Takeover https://blog.trekcore.com/2022/04/star-trek-strange-new-worlds-exhibit-paley-center-nyc/
15:43 The Con Crud Strikes Back!
16:16 Wil Wheaton is a TIMELORD!
https://trekmovie.com/2022/04/22/wil-wheaton-has-post-nemesis-wesley-headcanon-and-a-detailed-star-trek-lower-decks-pitch/
18:30 Orbital's Doctor Who https://youtu.be/-H_o6ncUz3g
14:40 Khan Mini Series Script? https://trekmovie.com/2022/04/20/nicholas-meyer-says-ceti-alpha-v-star-trek-mini-series-about-khan-is-still-just-sitting-there/
20:00 Jason Momoa.
20:30 Strange New Things...?
21:00 Strange New Worlds first 5 episode synopsis https://trekcentral.net/strange-new-worlds-episode-titles-details-revealed/
23:30 Star Trek: Picard S2E8 - "Mercy"
24:04 Teaser - "A 2-Minute Finish"
24:50 A Poor-Man's Mulder vs. Guinan
25:50 Is that camera unplugged?
27:00 Do it in the dark
28:00 Can you hear me?
29:00 Super-Off The Books
29:49 Act I - "Jurati - The Angel of Mercy"
32:10 She likes the heavy metal, man
32:50 "Somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy" - Men At Work
33:30 She literally ghosted him. Permanently
33:50 Now I'm gonna be late for work
34:40 She Darth Vader'd her
35:15 The Ripped-Up Dress
36:20 Imperfect Metals
37:56 The Video Game with Q in it is Star Trek: Borg
38:20 Freedom
39:00 Remembering Assimilation
40:30 Tasting Assimilation
41:45 Act II - "You want this cake? I want it!"
https://youtu.be/5PJddmfesaA
44:25 Q Is Dying?
45:00 I'm trying to Vaporize you right now!
45:40 Being on the Threshold of the Unknowable
46:20 Death: The Final Frontier
47:00 Sounds like getting anal...old
47:47 Humans are all trapped in the past
49:45 Rios's Statement
50:40 Rios's Kissing Moment
51:00 Poly Amorous
51:45 10 Years in the Future
53:00 Temporal Police? They quit
53:25 Act III - "Guardians of the Galaxy"
55:00 I Am From The Future
56:30 That's how they fingered me
58:58 Young Blood
59:59 Horror Movie Guinan
1:01:00 Exchange of Truth
1:01:30 Touched by Vulcans
1:02:00 Freedom!!!
1:03:00 Adam Soong: Incel
1:04:15 Kore Bounces
1:05:20 New York Subways
1:07:00 Jurati vs Soong
1:08:00 Allison Pill is amazing
1:08:25 It's the batteries
1:09:07 Act IV - "Fork In The Road"
1:10:50 Mercenary Assimilation
1:11:20 What's in the Box?
1:14:12 This is only gonna sting for a moment
1:14:30 My Nanoprobes Bring All the Boys to the Yard
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1 hr 25 min
April 19, 2022 50 Shades of Picard
There's a dungeon inside Picard's head, maybe his father's a cylon, Rios is actually from Chile and only works in outer-space, Raffi and Seven's relationship will lead to tripping teenagers, Borgness Jurati shatters glass and gets high on endorphins, Guinan calls Q and he lets it go to voicemail. And this show just became an X-File.
-Brought to you by Section 31-
00:00 Episode 119
00:45 Con Crud
01:13 NO KIDS!
01:59 DOTS not helping. Send Tribbles?
02:30 Bring something back from the Con?
05:00 Our special guest! Anna, a Trill!
06:40 Thanks Patreons! Join up: https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
07:30 Spock's Name? https://collider.com/spock-full-name-star-trek-strange-new-worlds/
08:20 Del Roy Lindo
08:50 Vin Diesel
09:22 LeVar Burton is busy - https://movieweb.com/levar-burton-blindspotting-season-2-cast/
10:50 Black D
11:15 Restraining Order
12:15 TNG Animated https://youtu.be/Jyz2pVqrEkI
An Interview with the creator https://youtu.be/-koX01KkwY0
More Behind the Scenes https://youtu.be/xcRzkRTlUY4
14:20 Where did DS9 S1E19 go?
17:40 Adopt a pet https://linkin.bio/spcala
17:55 John De Lancie New face of Playmates Toy's Trek Merch https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/john-de-lancie-is-the-new-face-of-playmates-toys-officially-licensed-star-trek-merchandise
20:10 Purring provided by cats you could adopt! (Tribbles not included)
21:00 Star Trek: Picard S2E7 - "Monsters"
22:30 Downstairs vs Upstairs?
23:00 Picard's house has a dungeon?
23:44 Cardassians vs Kardashians
24:20 The Queen is Female
24:40 Baltar in your head
25:00 James Callis vs Alexander Siddig https://www.sidcity.net/2014/10/17/james-callis-and-alexander-siddig-in-the-same-pic-at-the-same-time/
26:50 HoloPussy
27:50 Act I
30:10 Hacking a Brain? Disable Parental Controls
30:50 The Drag-off
31:46 A Devil and a Vampire
32:52 Five-Drink Picard
33:10 Inside Picard's Mind
34:00 LoCute-icus of Borg
35:00 Tallinn and Picard attraction
35:19 50 Shades of Picard
35:50 Act II
37:00 I only work in outer space
37:05 Pulling a Kirk
37:23 Where's the Temporal Police?
39:00 Rios tells the truth
39:30 I'm touching EVERYTHING!
40:50 Act III
41:20 I am your father.
43:19 Let me show my spaceship
44:00 Beaming Controversy
44:45 Drinking Coffee
45:20 Killer Coffee?
45:50 G-Strings and Serving Trays
46:00 Seven and Raffi
46:20 Tripping Teenagers
46:40 Trusting Kids
47:20 There's a lot more to this
47:47 Act IV
48:00 Ear Flash
49:30 Getting Arrested
49:45 X-Filed
50:00 Caught on Camera
51:40 What year we in?
52:11 Messy Bar?
53:20 What's wrong with Q?
53:40 Bingeable
54:45 A part with legacy and prestige
55:00 FBI Guy looks familiar...
59:00 Blowing Minds
1:01:00 Calling Q
1:02:30 Calling Hall and Oats
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Explicit
1 hr 5 min
April 12, 2022 Lady Boner
It's party time - Picard gets hit at the Gala, Rios gets matches, Jurati and Borg Queen hit the stage. Soong drives away, and Kore discovers the joys of Google.
Also - Our official 2022 convention coverage from Star Trek: Mission Chicago!
-Brought to you by Section 31-
00:00 Episode 118
00:30 Photo Op
01:15 NO KIDS
01:20 Word of the day: Lady Boner
01:50 Chicago Sausage King
02:25 OMG PICS!!!
02:40 Why is she laughing?
02:50 The Roombas Rock
03:16 What is seen cannot be unseen
03:30 On the Up and Up
04:30 Tired Convention Goer
05:00 Undisclosed Room
05:20 Lady Boner
06:18 Corrections
06:30 Liquid Death
07:15 Convention Thoughts
25:10 Boimler Wide
27:32 Thank you Patreons!
https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
27:47 Spock - What's your name? https://gizmodo.com/spock-canon-first-name-star-trek-strange-new-worlds-1848768785
29:40 Star Trek: Picard Season 3 cast
31:30 Kathryn Hays, 'Star Trek' guest actor and 'As the World Turns' matriarch, has passed away at 88
Nehemiah Persoff, prolific actor and Star Trek guest in "The Most Toys", has passed away at 102
33:30 Voyager Documentary - To The Journey https://trekmovie.com/2022/04/04/first-look-star-trek-voyager-cast-speak-frankly-in-teaser-for-to-the-journey-documentary/
https://voydoc.backerkit.com/
34:14 StarTrekOnline - New Mirror Universe Chapter "Stormfall"
https://trekmovie.com/2022/04/08/kate-mulgrew-leads-star-studded-stormfall-for-star-trek-online/
36:35 Star Trek: Picard S2E6 "Two of One"
36:40 Teaser "Devil on the Shoulder"
37:50 Don't talk out loud with yourself on comms
38:20 Brute-force cuffs
38:40 Picard is a CYLON
39:10 What's my name!?
39:50 Act I - "Party Time! Excellent!"
41:25 Shit-Ton
43:10 Devil Whisper
43:30 The Intercourse
44:12 They gonna play Uptown Funk?
45:00 Soong Vs Picard
45:30 Seventh Soong
46:52 Board of Directors
47:30 Literally hooked up with the Borg
47:57 Losing Control
48:15 Rios got yanked
48:50 Astronauts get liquored up
49:19 You're looking at your phone, aren't you?
49:40 Watching the Watcher
50:45 When to lie to a woman?
51:45 Picard is a Dick
52:20 Act II - "And Going...And going...and going..."
53:30 Shadows of the Night
54:48 Borg Enhancement
55:30 Tit-motized
56:20 Picard reveals truth about fear
56:42 OV-165
57:45 Heather Deterrent.
59:30 Fear is OK
59:50 Trust that light
1:00:20 Deathrace 2000 - Soong Style
1:03:00 Picard: Terminator/Toaster
1:03:44 Act III - "Kore Clone"
1:04:30 The "Daddy, No" File
1:05:19 The "Who's your Daddy" File
1:05:27 Delete your browser History
1:06:30 We're the good guys
1:07:30 Raffi's Stressed
1:08:20 Convention Moments, David Ajala, Wil Wheaton, George Takei, some guy who when to space named ...Shatner
1:11:00 Act IV - "The Queen's Prerogative"
1:11:26 The girl in the red dress
1:12:50 Picard's Head
1:13:25 Star Trek: Inception
1:13:45 Too Short
1:15:00 Soong Creations
1:16:45 Flashing Back Gimmick
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Explicit
1 hr 22 min
April 04, 2022 People Are Idiots
Raffi and Seven stop a bus. Rios gets revenge. The Borg Queen SWATs the Chateau. Picard can't get a gals name right. Q is the worst therapist, Soong's daughter gets spider veins, and the Queen gets all up inside Jurarti's head.
-Brought to you by Section 31-
00:00 Episode 117
00:35 Poking DOTs
01:20 The Fifth Element should be seen
01:40 Our April Fools Show - Sorry, Not Sorry
02:00 Really, the news was real
02:20 That wasn't me
02:55 Welcome to the show! - NO KIDS -
03:16 After Dark
03:30 Heather getting poked
03:50 Screaming DOTS
04:20 DOT Freakout
05:15 Number One and the Captain were at WonderCon!
05:30 R2 Stalker Crew!
06:30 That was "acting"
06:50 The guys are going to Star Trek: Mission Chicago!
07:15 Not THOSE pictures!
08:20 Thank you Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
09:13 Mission Chicago's COVID Guidlines
https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/star-trek-mission-chicago-releases-covid-19-guidelines-for-upcoming-2022-convention
12:15 RIP Marvin Chomsky, former TOS Director
13:00 Interview with Jonathon Frakes on Trekmovie.com https://trekmovie.com/2022/04/01/interview-jonathan-frakes-on-directing-a-mini-tng-reunion-on-picard-and-prepping-for-strange-new-worlds/
14:00 Lea Thompson Directing Star Trek: Picard https://youtu.be/oiIntZ_D3bs
15:30 Freebird? Fly to Freecloud!
15:40 You can always fly to FreeFuck
17:15 Star Trek Picard: S2E5 "Fly Me to the Moon"
17:17 Teaser: "1202 Alarm. Shango? What's a Shango?"
17:48 Picard: Say My Name
18:19 1202 - NASA callback, baby!
19:40 Shango Unchained
20:00 Simulator...Stimulator?
20:15 Why's it gotta be Russian?
20:20 Who is the Watcher?
21:20 Gary Seven and Soong Eugenics
22:00 Doppelganger
22:30 Badass Astronaut, short temper
24:00 Act I
25:15 Q makes a horrible therapist
26:00 Q's Yelp Review: Worst Therapist Ever.
26:49 The Borg Queen does a good Picard
27:40 People Are Idiots
27:45 Rios's Computer
28:30 SWATing Picard
30:30 Getting Rios off the Bus: EMP
33:00 Running into Google Translate
33:30 DNA and Generations
34:45 Q's Power
35:00 Q vs The Watcher
26:00 Going back to Gary Seven
37:30 Borg Queen over the top
37:52 Act II
39:30 Jurarti Sleeps on it
40:00 Soong's Daughter's Looks and Swimming DNA
42:25 Kore must stink - or Sonic Showers?
43:00 The Board: NO GENETICS!!!
43:30 Lea Thompson: Canon
43:50 Dial-a-Q
46:25 For a good time, call Q
46:40 SWAT guy
47:15 Pickup Story
48:11 Borg with a tentacle
48:42 Act III - "Dr. Adam Soong Meets Q for Coffee"
49:30 Agnes
50:20 Star Trek: Mission Impossible, Leverage, Oceans 11
51:00 Evolution of Stardust
51:50 Creator of the Atomic Bong
54:00 You should be watching the Ready Room
54:14 Borg Queen not a Star Trek virgin
54:41 What if she was assimilated?
55:04 Act IV - "100% Effective"
55:18 She Shot the Borg Queen, but she didn't shoot the deputy
57:00 Soong Eu genetics
57:40 Renee Picard
58:41 Q's Cure
58:50 Illogical Testing
1:00:00 Getting Inside of Jurarti
1:01:40 Tie-lines thru time?
1:02:30 When your Ex shows up
1:02:48 When the Borg Queen came
1:04:20 Dragging Bodies
1:05:20 What's in the box?
1:05:50 Jurarti at the Party
1:06:20 Heather vs Security
1:06:50 The Red Dress
1:07:00 Fly Me to the Moon callback
1:08:00 New Watcher?
1:08:50 Kore's Swimsuit
1:09:10 Spider Veins
Thanks for listening!
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1 hr 17 min

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