Starfleet Underground

Starfleet Underground

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Starfleet Underground episodes

  • She Ghosted Herself
    A life-killing storm approaches, too fast to shuttlepod back to the ship, Hoshi has to lose her transporter virginity. Then people act like she's not even there. Phlox says she's fine, but you can see right thru her! Maybe she just needs a good night's sleep? Or maybe she's going to be the next Cyrus Ramsey?
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 136
    00:30 Pacman with the DOTS
    01:13 Stealing Cherries
    02:15 Glory Holes
    02:45 Starting on time!
    03:00 NO KIDS
    04:00 Thank You Patreons! Become one!
    https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    04:40 Long Shift
    05:15 I am Spartacus!
    06:23 Heather was on the NerdTrek Podcast! TWICE!
    Part 1 - https://twitter.com/NerdTrekPodcast/status/1557018878882070528?s=20&t=feFgwPXOZ9sVqP3Zr2ABsw
    Part 2 - https://twitter.com/NerdTrekPodcast/status/1557743642403635201?s=20&t=feFgwPXOZ9sVqP3Zr2ABsw
    07:00 Cochrane
    08:11 Heather in her Pajamas
    08:27 NerdTrek Panel at the 56-Year Mission in Las Vegas. https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv_events.html#nerdtrek
    09:17 LeVar Burton's Daughter to Play LaForge's Daughter - https://trekmovie.com/2022/08/09/levar-burton-says-star-trek-picard-season-3-is-about-the-next-next-generation/
    09:50 Michelle Yeoh receives honorary Doctorate of Fine Arts
    https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/star-trek-discoverys-michelle-yeoh-to-receive-award-from-the-american-film-institute
    10:45 Saturn Awards for Star Trek
    https://trekmovie.com/2021/10/27/star-trek-discovery-and-picard-pick-up-3-saturn-awards/
    12:00 Strange New Worlds Paramount + Star Trek Original Most Watched Debut
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/08/10/strange-new-worlds-is-most-watched-paramount-star-trek-original-ceo-says-franchise-just-getting-started/
    13:30 Open Pike Night with Melissa Navia as Guest https://youtu.be/VBcZnzGNiDs
    14:30 Eaglemoss Update - https://trekmovie.com/2022/08/11/interview-former-eaglemoss-licensing-head-ben-robinson-offers-hope-after-company-ceases-operations/
    15:12 Star Trek Screen Used Props and Costumes at the American Helicopter Museum - Sept 8th-Nov 27th https://americanhelicopter.museum/events/star-trek-special-exhibit/
    16:45 Unhealthy Love
    18:00 Star Trek: Enterprise S2E10 - "Vanishing Point"
    18:20 Was that on a Stargate set?
    19:14 Hieroglyphics: Like Twitter, for Stones
    20:00 Everybody Must Get Stoned
    20:20 Weather Forecasting
    21:15 BIG BIG Lighting Storm
    21:33 Act I
    22:50 Archer - Turned up to 11
    24:30 Riders. On the Storm
    25:20 Dismissive Phlox
    27:12 Ghost Story
    27:29 Cyrus Ramsey
    27:50 Act II
    28:50 Hoshi needs a Vacation!
    29:50 She Ghosted Herself
    31:00 It's a Wall
    31:30 Transporter Fuck Up Episodes
    33:30 TMP's Transporter Fuck Up
    34:30 Transporter Side Effects
    34:49 Humans scared of first use of Cars...Airplanes...Vibrators.
    35:40 Cure for Women's Headaches
    36:26 Try a Sedative?
    37:05 Act III
    37:50 Mostly Dead
    38:40 DAMN YOU!!!
    39:37 Hoshi's Aliens - Evil?
    40:40 Hoshi's Residue
    41:00 Why didn't she fall through the floors?
    41:41 Act IV
    43:33 An Entire Life. In A Flute!
    43:50 Morse Codes
    45:18 Just SOS
    45:35 Most Awkward Call
    46:30 Demonic Codes
    47:00 No Aliens? BOOM!
    47:30 Outer Limits - The Light Brigade
    47:47 Imposter
    48:28 Getting The Missile Off
    49:00 Could you call back later?
    49:30 Unreal
    50:40 Weird Dream Shit
    51:00 Hear the music?
    52:00 Dr. Ruth on Trek?
    52:45 A Woman Not Seen
    52:50 8.3 Seconds
    57:06 A Bottle of Hoshi's Tears
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    #StarTrek #Enterprise
    Explicit
    1 hr 2 min
  • Good Thing No One Was Masturbating
    Enterprise encounters a strange radiation from a trinary system, affecting everyone on the ship, except T'Pol. Archer gets writers block, Trip goes chair crazy, Hoshi cooks for perfection, Phlox gets a radical solution to Travis's Headache, and Reed gets tactical.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 135
    00:30 Locking in our Guest
    01:00 Welcome Jeff! from @NerdTrekPodcast
    01:30 Ferengi's Second Cousin's Niece's Waitress Friend
    02:10 NO KIDS *Miners are OK
    03:08 It's the Hard Hat
    03:50 Don't get mixed up with the Ferengi
    04:03 In Position
    04:45 Feeling Like Pakleds
    05:00 Shout Out to Shawn!
    08:15 Jeff finally gets introduced!
    08:50 Heather was recently on a few @NerdTrekPodcast episodes, go listen, after this show, of course.
    09:00 Tendi's Hat
    09:41 A Delicate Flower
    10:30 Thank You Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    12:20 Doing the Boimler
    12:44 Roddenberry Response
    https://screenrant.com/star-trek-strange-new-worlds-gene-roddenberry-son/
    13:20 Staying out of Facebook Jail
    15:26 Star Trek Las Vegas #STLV aka The 56-Year Mission - Ticket Sales Update
    https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv.html
    16:40 From @AirandSpace OG Enterprise 11 foot Studio Model ship to be back October 14
    https://airandspace.si.edu/albums/star-trek-starship-enterprise
    18:15 Nerd Trek Podcast AT the 56 Year Mission with the Fan Podcast Panel https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv_events.html
    19:00 Star Trek Prodigy - Kids will age!
    https://redshirtsalwaysdie.com/2022/08/04/star-trek-prodigy-will-let-the-characters-grow-up-on-the-show/
    20:30 Sock It To Me
    21:20 Star Trek: Enterprise S2E9 - "Singularity"
    21:50 Teaser - "That Black Hole Bitch"
    22:13 Nap Time!
    23:20 You can only be in so many places at the same time
    24:00 Cross Training Much?
    25:30 Skip Intro?
    26:30 Act I - "More Pepper!"
    26:40 Black Hole Selfie
    27:10 It's A Good Thing No One Was Masturbating
    28:18 Reed Alert
    29:00 The Chair
    29:20 Too Salty
    29:55 Where was Chef?
    30:20 Chopping That Eggplant
    30:44 Travis has a Headache
    31:40 I steal from Memory Alpha
    32:00 Nobody Pays Attention to Porthos
    32:50 Most Annoying Drill
    33:22 Spit Sucker
    33:49 Not Sign Language, but Universal
    34:13 Archer Still a Dick - But everyone is
    34:43 Finally Synced Up - Red Alert!
    35:25 Lumbar Support is Very Important
    35:33 Gotta have a Cupholder
    37:00 Perfect Soup
    37:51 Act II - "Are You the Pod People?"
    38:53 NINETEEN Pages
    40:10 Scary Phlox
    41:00 Open Carry
    41:10 Carrots!!!!!
    42:00 Secret Protocol
    42:30 T'Pol Works from Home
    43:30 Hot Rod Chair
    44:15 Roller Derby DOTS
    44:44 Make Your Own Damn Sandwich
    45:44 Act III - "A Sneak Peek In The Shower"
    46:30 Vulcan Neck Pinch vs Phlox
    48:26 PsychoPhlox
    48:40 You wanna be a Red Shirt?
    49:00 Exploded
    50:10 Checking Out The Shower
    50:40 Wakeup Slap? Nope Shower
    52:20 Help Me, Archer. You're My Only Hope.
    54:00 Act IV - "Finally! Arcade Experience Matters!"
    54:44 One Centimeter
    55:50 Archer Played Space Invaders
    56:30 Back In Flight School
    56:40 Reed Alert Wins
    57:10 We Just Invented the Red Alert
    58:20 Warm Up the Phasers!
    58:50 Porthos Ever Get His Cheese?
    59:00 Still No Cup Holder
    1:00:00 Porthos is Section 31
    1:01:00 Sandwiches were better
    1:13:30 These Are The Voyages Books - https://www.amazon.com/dp/0999507877/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_4SQV44S07A148GAGMRK9
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    #StarTrek #Enterprise
    Explicit
    1 hr 21 min
  • Find and Beam
    Coming back from a mission, Lt. Reed realizes he left his communicator on a pre-warp planet. Going back to retrieve it, Archer and Reed get arrested, first suspected of being enemy super soldier spies, then being suspected of being aliens. Which is worse, because cause that's when the anal probing starts.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Nichelle Nichols, RIP!
    13:34 Episode 134
    14:10 Missing something?
    14:30 Ding Dongs
    15:00 Badges
    15:30 What are socks for?
    16:25 Welcome Aboard!
    16:45 I Can't Understand
    17:10 Multiple Arms
    17:20 Huge Problem
    17:40 Hello!
    18:19 WINNER! But not the lotto
    18:40 Section 31 said no.
    19:30 He's a 10, but...
    20:10 Not funny
    20:30 Star Trek: Voyager S2E15 - "Threshold"
    20:50 NO KIDS
    21:20 Bynars old enough? Star Trek: TNG S1E15 -"11001001"
    22:10 Thank You Patreons!
    Patreon: https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    22:40 Sock
    23:20 Corrections, Not News yet...
    23:45 That wasn't a random Ensign Roe?
    25:15 Badass!
    26:10 Science Advisor Behind the Star Trek Scenes https://nerdist.com/article/star-treks-science-advisor-interview-erin-macdonald/
    28:35 Alex Kurtzman mentions DS9 Discussions
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/07/29/alex-kurtzman-discussions-have-been-had-about-bringing-back-star-trek-deep-space-nine-characters/
    30:44 The NerdTrek Fan Podcast Panel Sunday at STLV aka the 56-Year Mission, August 25-28, 2022
    31:30 Heather was a guest recently on The Nerd Trek Podcast, debuting soon https://www.stitcher.com/show/the-nerd-trek-podcast
    32:13 Shatner's Wallet Escapes! At a fruit stand. https://abc7.com/william-shatner-wallet-gilroy-b-t-farms-returned-california/12077579/
    34:05 Shatner's Panel from Comicon https://youtu.be/CB1WGl021Eg
    34:40 Melissa Navia locks it down on Twitter again!
    35:30 Penis Rocket!
    36:40 LOWER DECKS!!!! August 25th!!!
    37:15 Star Trek Picard Rouge Elements wins Scribe Award https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/star-trek-picard-rogue-elements-won-a-scribe-award-at-sdcc
    38:20 Star Trek: Enterprise S2E8 - "The Communicator"
    38:36 Teaser
    38:55 Find My Friend
    39:38 Act I - "This is why we can't have nice things, you always lose them!"
    40:40 Just ask for Lost and Found
    42:10 Just beam it back!
    42:41 It's the Find and Beam!
    43:00 Beads in the Doorway
    43:30 Ass-Crack Aliens
    43:45 Just Stun Everybody
    44:40 Act II - "Butt Dialed, No Answer"
    45:30 The Stranger
    46:43 Starships > Penis Rockets
    47:45 Their Blood is RED!
    47:50 The "Full" Exam - Anal Probe
    50:11 Flawless Translation Plot Hole?
    50:28 Act III
    51:29 Funny Intro - Once Explained.
    52:10 Glove - Hello?
    53:00 We're Aliens
    54:39 Act IV - "What that a UFO?"
    55:50 You can always say UFO!
    59:05 Torture him before killing
    59:40 Hiding Behind See-Through Stairs
    01:04:32 Next Week Enterprise S2E9 - "The Singularity"
    1:06:00 WE GOT MERCH!
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    #StarTrek #Enterprise #NicheleNichols #Uhura
    Explicit
    1 hr 8 min
  • Don't Feet Where I Eat!!!
    Our Captain and Number One report live from an away mission at San Diego Comicon. And we watch an Enterprise episode where Archer and T'Pol play cops and have to go apprehend a suspect for the Vulcans. Back on the ship, Trip gets to play captain and make all the hard decisions.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 133
    00:30 Impersonating the Captain
    01:30 I am the Captain now.
    01:55 Pipin' it
    02:20 NO KIDS
    02:50 Section 31 always knows
    03:15 Thank You Patreons!
    03:40 Schrodinger's Listeners
    04:24 Secret Away Mission...At #SDCC
    04:40 Twitter Account close to 4K
    05:30 Shatner said what?!
    06:55 Hardest Fans to Please
    https://nypost.com/2022/07/20/star-trek-actor-simon-pegg-slams-star-wars-fans-as-toxic/
    07:30 New Comic Book Series with Sisko https://trekmovie.com/2022/07/21/benjamin-sisko-to-return-in-new-ongoing-star-trek-multiverse-comic-adventure-from-idw/
    08:15 Rolling in the Grave https://www.ign.com/articles/william-shatner-goes-off-on-star-trek-gene-roddenberry-would-be-turning-in-his-grave
    11:15 Ortegas is realistic! https://trekmovie.com/2022/07/20/melissa-navia-on-not-labeling-ortegas-and-getting-an-episode-in-star-trek-strange-new-worlds-season-2/
    13:40 Strange New Worlds Season 2 wrapped
    15:00 Star Trek: Enterprise S2E7 - "The Seventh"
    15:09 Teaser - "Waste of a Good Romance Novel"
    15:15 Menos - The Freshmaker?
    15:50 Trashy Vulcan Romance Novel
    17:41 "Edging"
    17:58 If it went above your head... https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/edging-orgasm-control
    18:00 Act I - "Jelly Much?"
    18:40 Archer-T'Pol Relationship Improves, Eventually
    19:40 Secret Vulcan Stuff
    20:10 Banging His Ball
    21:11 Referencing TNG S6E19 - "Lessons"
    21:50 T'Pol Blocks the Screen
    22:44 It's a Secret
    24:00 I need someone I can Trust
    25:02 Act II - "Hurry Up and Wait"
    26:10 Trip's in Charge! Awesome!
    26:30 Trip's Diarrhea Dilemma
    27:00 I'll Get Back To You
    27:45 Dessert? Chocolate Pudding!
    28:14 Get Your Lies Right
    29:30 Acid Feet
    30:50 Acidic Landing Platform
    31:34 No band at the bar?
    32:15 Have we mentioned the Patreon? https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    32:20 Bar Hi-Jinks
    33:00 Don't feet where I eat!
    33:30 Presumed Guilty
    34:53 Act III - "Cosplaying As Your Boss"
    36:00 Vulcan Scoreboard
    36:30 Nab The Suspect Noobs
    38:00 T'Pol: Cold-Hearted Killer
    39:00 Is this Star Trek?
    39:20 Why not Reed?
    41:20 Emotional Vulcan
    43:00 Act IV - "The Three Stooges, and Travis"
    43:18 Behind the Hologram Door
    45:00 Cut Her Some Slack, Archer
    45:30 Thank God for The Orville!
    46:00 Copy Pasted Cop Drama
    46:45 Sometimes you get some Stinkers
    47:00 Dude was actually guilty
    48:15 Why Didn't He Just Shoot?
    48:50 This Episode Was Badly Written!
    Thanks for listening!
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    #StarTrek #Enterprise
    Explicit
    55 min
  • The Star Trek Porn Parody
    This week, somebody studies a Star Trek porno, but without the porn - We have links! We also venture back to Star Trek: Enterprise where some Klingons are oppressing a Deuterium mining facility, and Archer just won't stand for that. Even T'Pol agrees! Something should be done.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 133
    00:30 Sandy
    01:30 Our DOTs suck
    01:57 NO KIDS
    02:46 Thank You Patreons!https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    03:10 Live from a shuttle-craft...
    04:00 Computers make us go
    05:00 Space Telescopes
    06:00 That's what she said
    06:30 Star Trek Porn Parody
    https://www.cracked.com/article_34582_one-of-the-best-star-trek-stories-ever-was-a-porno.html
    09:15 Changing the Filter
    09:40 Raining Hot Dogs
    09:55 Kate Mulgrew to return to Live Action Trek?
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/07/13/kate-mulgrew-has-been-talking-to-her-voyager-co-stars-about-returning-to-star-trek/
    13:24 Emmy Nominations for Star Trek!
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/07/12/star-trek-picard-and-strange-new-worlds-nominated-for-5-emmys/
    14:30 Outstanding.
    15:00 Creation's 56-Year Mission Ticket Updates
    https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv.html
    16:30 Starfleet Underground to participate in a panel on "Voicing Your Fandom" - Podcasting as a Trek Fan Sunday, August 28th.
    17:55 In Search or Tomorrow documentary on 80's Sci-Fi films
    https://www.creatorvc.com/
    21:00 Happy Birthday Patrick Stewart He's 82
    https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1640450/patrick-stewart-how-old-age-birthday-82-video-singing-horse-riding-twitter-star-trek-news
    24:25 Heather self-torturing
    25:21 Star Trek: Enterprise S2E6 - "Marauders"
    25:26 Teaser - "A Shuttle Prod"
    27:36 Borrowed story
    28:11 Act I
    29:20 Oh No! Klingons!
    29:30 Hey Kid! Want a ride?
    30:00 T'Pol's Wardrobe
    30:40 We're here to trade, not judge
    31:29 Fix My Pump
    32:30 Medical Supplies
    33:30 The Osmotic Eel's Gender-Fluid
    34:20 Act II
    35:25 These Klingons are Messed Up
    36:30 Business first
    37:00 Klingons go Bully Mode
    38:20 We need to do something
    38:44 3-Day Self-Defense Class vs Klingons
    39:00 The Fish Quote
    39:55 Give Me Bush
    40:22 Act III
    40:55 Hoshi now a Jedi
    41:20 Duck and Evade
    41:50 In a Real Street Fight
    42:13 Better to Learn Wax On, Wax Off
    43:00 Fighting Techniques
    44:15 Kirk-Fu
    45:24 Shooting Like A Stormtrooper
    45:50 Who's Moving The City?
    46:12 Eye Candy
    46:45 Dominic Keating is his name!
    47:41 Lizards Don't Shoot Back
    50:40 I've seen this before
    51:24 Act IV
    52:10 Nobody Dies
    53:25 Klingon Bully Punks
    53:45 High Beams in the Ground
    55:17 Head Bands are Cool/ Even T'Pol goes Rambo
    55:50 Klingon got Rocked
    56:45 Using Rubber Bat'leths
    58:00 Bring Back Pike!
    58:45 Have a Good Season!
    59:30 Archer's a Good Guy
    1:01:26 Have Some Enterprise Schematics!
    1:04:15 The Strong Women
    1:05:30 If you're at Comic-Con hit fan table: MZ04
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    #StarTrek #Enterprise
    Explicit
    1 hr 8 min
  • Double Pike
    It's the Season Finale of Strange New Worlds Season 1 - Future Christopher Pike has to convince his past self not to attempt to change his fate with an email. It's like when Doc Brown tore up the envelope about his future, but with Romulans. Lots of Romulans. And some Captain named Kirk
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 131
    00:30 Seeing Double?
    01:00 Future Warning
    01:19 Partially Klingon
    01:44 DOT Therapy
    02:05 Larger over time
    02:25 Cylon Dad Joke
    03:00 NO KIDS
    03:30 No Parents
    04:00 Conversations with Future Self (and Parents)
    04:45 Parents staying on the ship?!
    05:40 Member Me
    06:30 Thank You Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
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    07:20 Correction! Last week - Drive in Tangent - Said "Better Off Dead" but meant "One Crazy Summer" - Both excellent John Cusack movies.
    07:57 Heather also liked "Death Becomes Her"
    08:50 Star Trek: Prodigy now on Nickelodeon
    09:15 Star Trek at Comic-Con in Hall H Saturday 12:45-2:15
    10:18 Aliens Twitter Poll Results...But Hemmer WTF?
    12:20 Homage a Trois?
    13:40 Science Division! July Anniversary Sale!
    Code: SHIPFREE
    https://sciencediv.com/
    14:30 Stick it in!
    15:40 Everything, Everywhere, All At Once
    16:45 Big Anaconda
    17:15 Strange New Worlds Already winning awards!
    18:30 Paradox Point
    18:56 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S1E10 - "A Quality of Mercy"
    19:12 Teaser: "Future Fuck"
    20:00 Sparkly Monster Maroon
    20:30 Future Pike
    21:00 Not even Romulan War messes his hair
    21:25 She looks familiar
    21:55 Fanboy
    24:54 Act I - "Time Crystal Coffee"
    28:30 The 5th Kirk
    29:00 Surprise Kirk
    29:15 Doing The Balance of Terror
    29:44 Shot for Shot from TOS S1E15
    30:59 That Dude Flew
    31:25 Different Command Styles
    31:40 What If?
    32:30 Tingling Moments
    33:10 Sir Neighs A Lot
    33:55 Unexpected Hug
    34:00 Addicted to Mind-Melding
    36:00 Upset Ortegas
    37:10 Romulans look like Spock!
    37:30 What kind of a Captain is Kirk?
    38:50 Act II - "Kirk: The Hothead"
    40:00 You Flinched!
    40:50 Space Battle Time-Out!
    42:29 Warbird!
    43:00 Plasma Chipotle Butt
    43:45 Mark Lenard
    44:50 Pointy-Eared Elephant in the Room
    48:00 The Romulan Captain
    48:40 Subcommander Comeuppance
    49:20 La'An is a Hugger!
    52:20 Act III - "Break Time"
    54:00 Subcommander's a Millennial
    54:50 Kirk always has a plan
    55:40 Spock doesn't drink Coffee
    57:45 It's a Good Bluff
    58:16 SCOTTY!!!
    1:01:02 Act IV - "Oops, I did it again"
    1:04:00 It WAS a Really Good Bluff
    1:04:37 Accept Your Fate
    1:05:00 Subcommander Dickhead's Fate
    1:06:00 Kirk's Plan D
    1:07:54 Spock Gives an Arm and A Leg
    1:08:27 Jess Bush Rocks!
    1:18:00 Double Pike
    1:19:30 RIP Gregory Itzin
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    #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds
    Explicit
    1 hr 21 min
  • Hemmer Gets Goo'ed
    In space, no one can hear you scream. Unless, of course, you're bitten and dragged off by baby Gorn. Then everyone hears. The USS Peregrine is missing, following a distress signal. Your mission, rescue the survivors, bring back the ship, and not get Gorn spooge in your face.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 130
    00:35 Stop Spitting
    01:40 I Reminisce
    02:30 Eating Out
    02:45 Away Mission
    03:15 Sounds familiar?
    03:30 Make Us Go
    03:45 Sex In Star Trek - https://youtu.be/j1Q8FUT_bz8
    04:30 NO KIDS!
    06:15 WE HAVE MERCH! https://starfleet-underground.creator-spring.com
    07:25 The Lights are Flashing!
    07:40 A Party!
    08:01 Lower Decks Season 3 Update! https://www.slashfilm.com/911171/star-trek-lower-decks-season-3-will-visit-some-major-star-trek-planets-exclusive/
    09:00 Season 2 of Strange New Worlds Wrapped
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/07/01/producution-has-wrapped-on-star-trek-strange-new-worlds-season-2/
    12:20 Star Trek: Prodigy coming to Nickelodeon
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/07/01/star-trek-prodigy-arrives-on-nickelodeon-usa-next-week/
    13:00 San Diego Comic Con - Shatner Documentary https://trekmovie.com/2022/06/30/william-shatner-to-preview-new-fan-funded-documentary-about-william-shatner-at-comic-con/
    15:00 Doug Drexler's Wife Passes away https://www.geekykool.com/rip-dorothy-duder-wife-of-star-trek-and-the-orville-art-supervisor-doug-drexler/
    16:16 Have you seen For All Mankind?
    17:30 PRIDE SPOTLIGHT on Celia Rose Gooding
    20:00 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S1E9 - "All Those Who Wander"
    20:13 Teaser - "Should I Stay or Should I Go Now?"
    20:30 Aliens?
    21:40 Promotions!
    22:00 Spock Does the Dishes
    24:10 Station Wagon Road Trip!
    24:45 Drive-In Tangent
    28:25 Easter Egg: "Not All Those Wander Are Lost"
    28:42 Easter Egg: Starbase K7
    29:30 PTSD
    30:22 Act I - "Get Away From Her, You Bitch!"
    32:40 Remind You of Aliens?
    33:00 Back Burst-er
    34:00 You could have said something!
    35:20 The Goriest
    35:50 Kirk Farted?
    36:30 Newt vs Oriana
    37:00 They Mostly Come Out At Night, Mostly
    37:50 Jumpy Spock
    38:20 Baby Gorn! Do Do Do Do Do
    38:40 Practical
    40:18 Act II - "Four Hatch-lings Enter. One Hatch-ling Leaves"
    41:20 Lt. Duke's a Drag
    42:40 Rest In Pieces
    43:00 Spock Got PISSED!
    43:44 Gorn Cam!
    44:42 Hemmer High-Five
    45:52 Hemmer Gets Goo'ed
    45:44 La'An's Pep Talk
    47:30 The Vacuum in the Closet
    48:10 Samuel Kirk looses it
    48:49 Act III - "If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It!"
    49:12 The Goo Burns
    49:22 A Pointy-Eared Computer
    50:00 Gorn-Cicle!
    50:55 Horny Gorn Goo
    51:10 Hemmer - Pacifist till the end.
    51:46 Reboot The Ship Password 2, 4, 6, 8, 10
    54:00 Who's Your Daughter?
    54:14 What's My Name?
    54:50 Pike Shuts Down Kirk
    55:11 Annoying Spock
    55:50 Spock Beast Mode
    56:55 Upside Down Gorn Cam
    57:25 More Aliens Memories
    58:30 Act IV - "Let It Go"
    1:00:10 Hardest Act
    1:01:47 Hemmer's Red Shirt
    1:04:02 And Then Ortegas and Uhura made me cry
    1:04:50 Spock Banged The Wall
    1:05:03 Chapel's Healing Hug
    1:09:10 The Only Way To Be Sure.
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    1 hr 14 min
  • A Powerful Magic Called Science!
    Huzzah! A lonely space entity has teamed up with M'Benga's daughter to provide us with one of the most fun episodes of Star Trek in a long time! And that doesn't even include Pike's Hair! It's a story-book episode with a King, a Queen, Wizards, Sword-fights, and more! Just no court jester.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 129
    00:30 DOT Jousting
    00:58 Unicorn-Tribbles
    01:30 We're gonna win!
    02:00 Your Mead, M'lord!
    02:30 The Light is On
    03:20 They do WHAT with those horns?!
    03:45 All-Head
    04:00 Tank of Heads
    05:00 SCIENCE!
    05:30 Thank You Patreons!!!
    05:40 NO KIDS!
    06:00 Puberty
    07:00 Robert Picardo officiates Bill Nye's wedding
    https://twitter.com/TheKateMulgrew/status/1540113993414897665?s=20&t=MMH6ImkI061k8TuPbuEfwQ
    07:50 Sonequa at the UK Paramount + Strange New Worlds Premiere - CROSSOVERS? More Tilly?
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/06/22/sonequa-martin-green-talks-unexpected-star-trek-discovery-season-5-crossovers-and-more-tilly/
    08:50 The Man Who Fell to Earth - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Who_Fell_to_Earth_(TV_series)
    10:45 Scrambled Westworld Brain
    11:11 Paramount Plus now in the UK and Ireland https://trekmovie.com/2022/06/22/paramount-launches-in-uk-and-ireland-with-legacy-and-new-star-trek-including-strange-new-worlds/
    12:14 Ferengi Black Box
    12:40 10 Forward San Diego - https://feverup.com/san-diego
    15:30 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S1E8 "The Elysian Kingdom"
    16:05 Teaser - Once Upon A Time...
    17:14 Doth Mine Eyes Deceive me? I mean...What The Fuck?
    17:40 Anson Mount's Hair
    18:24 SUMMON THE JESTER!
    18:50 HUGE Easter Egg - Benny Russel
    21:10 Blows Up In Your Face
    21:40 Seat Belts?
    21:55 Ortegas is Awesome!
    22:20 You Gonna Say The Thing?
    22:50 Superstitious Spock
    23:09 Did Spock Look Hot, or What?!
    24:50 Act I - "Through the Looking Glass"
    26:50 Crimson Guard got a Hemmer.
    28:18 Lu'An the Princess and her dress
    29:00 https://www.instagram.com/chrissychong/?hl=en
    and Runa - https://www.instagram.com/runa_ewok/?hl=en
    29:50 Doggie Speak
    30:00 Bickering Looks
    30:45 Anson Mount - FUNNY!
    31:49 Uhura's Torturers check EVERYWHERE
    32:44 Costuming Department
    33:44 It's Good to Be the Queen
    34:44 Candles Recycled?
    35:55 Klingon Candles?
    38:00 Act II - "Elementary, My Dear Watson"
    39:30 Not the Book...The Movie Version!
    40:11 Run Away!
    40:15 Not Exactly Known for his Bravery
    41:08 Brain Squeezed Out Thru His Nose
    41:39 Una the Huntress
    43:00 A Powerful Magic Called Science!
    43:40 Favorite Story?
    44:20 Benjamin Sisko was a Horrible Writer?
    45:15 Keep your Amazon Account Paid Up
    45:40 Engineers are the Wizards
    46:00 Speaking of the Dungeon...
    46:50 Boltzmann Brain
    47:45 42
    48:06 Escaping The Dungeon
    48:59 Act III - "It's A Trap!"
    49:40 Sitting Sideways in Thrones
    51:30 I'm Too Young To Die!
    52:20 Getting the Drop on M'Benga
    53:00 Is It Blue or Grey?
    53:45 Grandfather Clock
    54:22 Act IV - "Happily Ever After"
    56:00 Warm Ticklish Glow
    57:00 Section 31 know about the 5 hours?
    57:41 The Mercury Stone
    58:00 Sending off the Child
    1:00:00 Including His Daughter
    1:00:48 All Grown Up
    1:02:19 And the Award for Over-acting goes too...
    1:05:15 Time in a different way
    1:06:30 Where's More Short Treks?
    1:07:00 Entity Speaks Thru
    1:08:20 A REALLY GOOD EPISODE
    1:11:30 And then there were 2.
    Thanks for listening!
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    1 hr 20 min
  • I Need a Red Shirt!
    T'Pring wants Spock to study Human Sexuality. Pike and crew beam over to save some lost colonists, but it's a Trap! Enterprise is taken over by SPACE PIRATES! Pike will try to cook up a Mutiny. Grab your phaser, or, if you're Nurse Chapel, your Hypo Spray, because shit just got real. Uh, where are the Red Shirts?
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 128
    00:30 ARRRRRGH!!!
    02:00 Cylon Lights
    03:00 Welcome to the show!
    03:11 Liquid Death
    03:42 Love You Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    04:30 Love for the Captain
    04:33 - Correction - We normally introduce ourselves, before corrections!
    05:15 Who are you?
    05:30 Maybe.
    06:00 We don't talk about...
    06:20 NO KIDS!
    06:30 Station R-11?
    07:20 No Corrections?
    08:08 Brent said WHAT?! https://redshirtsalwaysdie.com/2022/06/15/brent-spiners-idea-for-adam-soong-got-shot-down-on-star-trek-picard/
    08:35 Just a little creepy
    09:00 Mulgrew to return back to "On-Screen"?
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/06/14/kate-mulgrew-sees-possibility-of-return-as-live-action-janeway-after-star-trek-after-picard-wraps-up/
    10:25 Mark Your Calendars: October 4th, 2022 - Star Trek: Picard Season 2 releases on DVD/BluRay/SteelBook https://trekmovie.com/2022/06/16/star-trek-picard-season-2-coming-to-blu-ray-dvd-and-steelbook-in-october/
    11:13 Gag Rail?
    11:53 EXO-6 Strikes again! https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/pre-orders-are-open-for-exo-6s-latest-action-figure-star-trek-discoverys-commander-michael-burnham
    13:16 Pre-Ordering is like...
    13:50 Strange New Worlds S1E7 - "The Serene Squall"
    15:15 Un-nerving for a guy
    15:45 She was into the books
    16:44 The Angry Snap Dragon
    16:55 Why Log?
    17:27 The Boy Scout
    18:40 The Wild Wild West
    19:10 Earth to Spock
    19:45 Not Be Smarter Than the Truth
    20:50 Space Pirates!
    21:10 Ortegas' Hair Cut
    21:30 Seek Forgiveness, Not Permission
    21:50 Too Confident Spock
    22:42 Act I - "Laser Nets, Asteroids, and Colonial Marines, Oh My!"
    23:48 SPIKE
    24:40 Where Are All The Red Shirts?
    26:50 Nurse Chapel Kicks Ass
    27:50 Getting the Drop on Pike
    28:20 Remy
    28:50 Laser Net
    29:45 The Serene Squall, The Vulgar Virgin, The Slutty Virgin
    30:25 Do you wanna do 1st Date, 2nd Date, 3rd Date, Blind Date?
    31:25 Act II - "Slap-Happy Orion, Bad Girl, and Alpha Braga IV"
    33:10 Nurse Chapel Handles Herself
    33:50 Taking Care of Business
    34:33 Did you see something coming?
    35:30 Spock's Hand-Hand technique
    35:53 What Spock Didn't See Coming
    37:20 Captain Pike Gets Beat, Cooks Dinner
    38:40 Your Head's Not Scrambled
    38:55 Alpha Braga IV
    39:22 Act III - "Aspen or Angel? It's all the Same in the end"
    40:40 Disrespecting the Captain's Chair
    41:50 Captain, does the Captain's Chair Vibrate?
    42:00 Responsible for Spock
    42:28 Easter Egg Stonn
    43:30 Talking Phaser
    43:50 Complimentary Phaser
    44:30 Fire The Phasers!
    44:50 Angel Takes Over
    45:30 Angel Steals the Show
    46:30 Remy can't cook
    46:40 Mutiny By Food
    47:15 That's Not The Captain
    47:50 You've Got a Friend in Me
    48:14 Let's Get Those Transporters Hot and Trade Lovers
    50:36 Act IV - "Fake Affairs, Human Emotions, and Me!"
    52:10 SYBOK!
    54:43 That KISS!
    55:32 That other Kiss
    55:50 Spock's Sides
    56:45 Hot Monkey Sex
    57:05 The Look of Defeat
    57:20 Backdoor Code Timing
    58:00 Team Up?
    59:15 In the Service
    59:55 Comeback
    1:00:00 Half-Brother?
    1:01:10 Oops
    1:02:15 Where Are The Red Shirts?
    1:04:34 I need a Red Shirt!
    1:07:07 We Have SWAG!!!
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    1 hr 11 min
  • Trekiest Trek of Trek
    We test the needs of the many or the one, Uhura learns all the rules to fight club - I mean security, because you don't talk about fight club, A child gets to ascend, and Captain Pike gets undercover with an old flame - something's not set to stun.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 127
    00:30 There are 4 Lights
    01:50 Chosen One
    03:00 Tube Head
    03:45 Not sponsored by Flex Seal
    04:00 Welcome Aboard!
    04:25 Defiant History https://youtu.be/zRvTWJ2VVkk
    05:05 Bonecracker https://youtu.be/kBK9KSpZt4E
    05:45 In the Matrix?
    06:42 Tube-Tacular Tossing Cupcakes
    07:45 Open Pike Night
    08:50 email [email protected]
    09:16 NO KIDS
    09:30 No DOT commentary
    10:30 Thank you Patreons! Join up! patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    11:20 Helicopter Dick
    12:00 Gonna fuck an alien!
    13:20 News! Linus comes of age!
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/06/07/see-linus-come-of-age-in-preview-of-star-trek-discovery-adventures-in-the-32nd-century-4/
    13:50 Strange New Non-Binary Guest Actor
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/06/07/star-trek-strange-new-worlds-to-introduce-nonbinary-character-played-by-jesse-james-keitel/
    14:15 Ceti Alpha Five
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/06/10/nicholas-meyers-ceti-alpha-v-khan-prequel-series-may-become-star-trek-podcast/
    15:30 TOS Enterprise DieCast - https://trekmovie.com/2022/06/07/toymaker-tomy-to-make-32-inch-die-cast-star-trek-uss-enterprise-weighing-20-pounds/
    https://startrek-registration.tomy.com/register
    16:50 Disco Season 5
    https://trekmovie.com/2022/06/11/star-trek-discovery-season-5-filming-soon-showrunner-sees-no-competition-with-strange-new-worlds/
    18:00 Aye...who?!
    18:30 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds - S1E6 "Lift Us Where Suffering Cannot Reach"
    18:30 Teaser - "What a Small Universe"
    19:45 Halfway Around the World to Find Dick
    20:15 You may have seen me in such shows as...
    21:21 Captain's Log
    21:43 Hair Erection
    23:00 SFX still good
    23:30 Zigged instead of Zagged
    24:20 Little Dog has the most to prove
    25:30 Flaming Hot Cupcake Throw
    25:45 Act I - "We're Just Friends, I Swear!"
    28:00 A Doctor on a Planet with No Disease or Sickness
    29:50 Quantum-Bio-Implants
    30:14 The Kid was Cool
    32:00 Sacrifice and Suffering
    33:14 Sideways Ship
    34:00 Let your Tricorder do it
    34:24 Don't Finger Fuck The Buttons
    36:00 Challenge Coins
    37:00 What about a Friend...With Benefits?
    38:30 Soup Scum
    39:00 Act II - "BINGO!"
    40:36 Spock and the Kid
    42:12 This Isn't On Stun
    42:48 No Handrails?
    43:30 Wolverine Healing Ability
    44:15 You Just Read That
    44:28 Where's the bookmarks?
    45:00 I'll post a guard
    45:42 Act III - "We done fucked up on that one!"
    47:00 Surprise!
    47:20 No Round Two
    47:50 Tractor Beam go Boom
    49:50 Let the Children Play
    50:30 Transporter Interrupt-us
    51:45 He's a good kid
    52:00 Act IV - "The Needs of the Many Outweigh the Needs of the Few"
    52:20 It's the End of the World as We Know It
    54:20 OMG they do what to the kid?
    54:30 Scooby Doo'd it
    55:00 Lesson Seven
    56:30 Parents do thing for their kids
    57:30 Pike and the Kid - Knowing F'd Up Futures
    1:00:00 Fucked Up Society
    1:01:20 The Good Life
    1:02:00 This is a Fucked Up Episode
    1:07:30 Pike's WTF? Moment
    1:08:00 Trekiest Trek of Trek
    1:14:17 Bonus Bit!
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    1 hr 15 min

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