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  • Tribbles In Starfleet! It's Canon
    It's a double episode this week! In Star Trek: Prodigy - Can Janeway and the kids save the Protostar and get back to space, or will the Murder Planet eat them all? And Star Trek: Discovery is back, Grudge is still Queen, Burnham is Captain, and there's a President aboard who knows about The Kobayashi Maru.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 98
    00:30 Welcome to the show!
    01:00 Guess who wants to be a guest?
    01:30 Imaginary Friends
    01:45 NO KIDS
    02:00 Superstar
    02:30 Section 31 is listening!
    03:57 Virtual Premiere
    04:13 CENSORED BY SECTION 31
    04:23 Also, CENSORED BY SECTION 31
    04:33 That too - CENSORED BY SECTION 31
    04:57 Paramount+ Takes over the world, by not showing Star Trek? Pulls Trek from Netflix world-wide. Even the cast didn't even know.
    09:48 Side Effects
    10:10 Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
    10:30 You can't stop the signal
    12:15 LeVar Burton Trial Pursuit - https://www.npr.org/2021/11/18/1056849281/levar-burton-host-game-show-trivial-pursuit
    13:25 Star Trek The Motion Picture Remastering Behind the Scenes - https://www.startrek.com/gallery/go-behind-the-scenes-of-the-restoration-of-star-trek-the-motion-picture
    16:15 Star Trek: Prodigy S1E5 - "Terror Firma"
    16:28 Act I - "Murder Planet"
    18:10 You can't smell what Rok-Tahk is cooking
    19:00 Dal still not right yet
    20:00 The Hills are Moving
    20:30 10km
    21:15 Larry
    22:20 Murf Understands
    22:45 Terror Firma
    23:30 WWTRJD?
    26:00 Shutdown the Food Replicators
    26:30 It just wants to eat us
    27:20 Dual Phaser Action
    27:45 Smoking Plants
    28:23 Act II - "Navigate by Constipation"
    29:00 Solutions Together
    30:00 In the Delta Quadrant
    32:00 The Diviner has arrived
    32:20 Meeting John Noble
    33:45 Act III - "Proto-Tingles"
    35:00 Baby Star, Do Doo Do Doo Do
    36:00 Gwyn vs Protostar
    36:45 Planted
    37:40 Obsession
    38:15 Engaging the Protostar
    38:55 Free Britney!
    39:00 Tap Dat Star
    40:45 No Warp Trail!
    42:18 Star Trek Discovery S4E1 - "The Kobayashi Maru"
    42:30 Act I - "Don't piss off a Monarch, butterfly, that is"
    44:00 They shoot like storm troopers
    44:50 Bringing the Queen
    45:25 Saying all the wrong things
    45:50 Free the Queen!
    46:30 Epic Miscommunication
    47:19 So Many DOTs
    48:25 Proud Cat People
    48:55 The effects!
    50:38 Grudge ate my Holographic Goldfish
    53:40 Act II - "Kaminar, Kwejian, and Deep Space Repair Beta Six..."
    55:10 Admiral Vance looks happy
    56:20 The President
    57:00 Was that a Tribble?
    57:30 There are Tribbles in Starfleet! It's Canon!
    58:10 Growly Face
    59:10 Luck - They are a slut
    59:45 Starfleet Academy
    1:00:00 Act III - "Leto becomes a man"
    1:01:00 Cow Farts
    1:01:30 Feeling that old wood
    1:05:09 Extreme Lensing
    1:05:30 Don't Touch That!
    1:06:00 Detmer & Owo
    1:06:40 Adira and Gray
    1:11:11 Cow Farts In Space
    1:12:20 The DOTS wanted too much money
    1:13:37 Act IV - "Don't Stay for me, Kaminar"
    1:15:15 Sukal and Saru
    1:16:50 Balance is Possible?
    1:23:50 Seat Belts!
    1:24:50 Act V - "She came in like a wrecking ball"
    1:26:00 Doc works out
    1:28:40 The Koybayashi Maru Talk
    Next Week: Star Trek: Discovery S4E2 - "Anomaly"
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 43 min
  • What Would You Manifest?
    Our special guest Malissa Longo beams aboard the podcast, just in time, for Holo-Janeway to bring the Star Trek: Prodigy Protostar Crew to their very first Class-M planet.
    Everyone must look out for each other because this is no routine mission, and keep an eye on the bridge for Murf who I think just took a Sh...
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 97
    00:30 Grabbing our guest
    01:00 Become one of Patreon Members! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    01:58 Tribble Stampede!
    02:30 Laying it on
    02:50 Upgrading to OS11 - They moved the Start button where?
    03:45 No Kids!
    04:20 Welcome Guest Malissa Longo!
    04:44 Thankful Tribbles
    05:30 Married to Nog
    06:15 Mirror
    06:50 Recently cast - Glass Stars
    07:45 Walking Art - https://www.walkingartmadebymalissa.com/
    08:00 Malissa Longo on Instagram! - https://www.instagram.com/malissa.longo/
    08:20 The 7th Rule Podcast - https://twitter.com/7thRule?s=20
    09:00 Virtual Trek Con - https://www.virtualtrekcon.com/
    10:20 Bed Hair
    10:40 Mochi is adorable
    11:00 Beaming Darnell
    11:45 Photo Release
    12:20 Corrections
    13:00 Slimy Thing - Check your bed
    14:00 News Star Trek: Prodigy Renewed for 2nd Season
    15:10 Not everyone is nude during our show. No, really!
    15:45 Destination Star Trek: London
    16:10 Paramount Theme Park coming with Star Trek "Final Frontier" area, in China
    18:06 You may now own a very pricey phaser rifle? Auction Results
    19:30 Experienced Tribble in multiple techniques
    20:39 Star Trek: Prodigy S1E4 - "Dreamcatcher"
    20:47 Act I - "Captain's Log, Type 1 Phasers, Hold on to your butts grip-handles, and alien spores"
    22:15 Teenagers
    22:30 The Runaway
    22:50 You should be wearing your knee pads?
    23:30 Somebody Could Jack Your Starship
    25:00 Hooptie
    25:30 Why not stay in orbit?
    26:00 Pog: Fully Suited
    26:30 Ingesting the Planet
    26:45 Gas Sample
    28:55 No, Murf! Don't do that on the bridge!
    29:45 Cuteness Overload
    30:22 What would you manifest?
    32:16 Their kisses are so wet!
    32:30 Great Voice Casting
    32:55 D&D Distraction
    33:15 Very Curious
    34:23 My First Phaser
    35:30 Hot Coffee Equivalent
    35:42 Act II - "Bad Gwyn! Bad!"
    36:15 No Holo Emitter
    37:30 Dal has potential but similar to Nog
    38:15 Point it at the blinking thing
    38:46 Dal's flash of Captain-ness
    39:00 Being picked last
    39:15 Eating the Planet
    39:49 Gwyn's Weapon and Starship Skills
    40:20 Walking thru Janeway
    40:45 Timeline questions
    41:20 Gwyn's Lit
    41:45 Is she a Jedi?
    42:30 Zero's Mystery
    43:54 Act III - "The Planet Tries to Eat The Protostar"
    44:44 Saving Murf
    45:100 Gwyn's Potential
    45:45 Proud of you
    46:25 Hungry Planet vs Teamwork
    46:35 Dal is an Asshole. Dal is a Dick
    47:14 That's why his name begins with a D
    48:30 Dal and Gwyn?
    49:11 Look out for your friends
    50:00 Crabs don't discriminate
    50:46 When they get back to the ship
    52:55 Keep the ship in orbit!
    54:30 Cliffhanger
    55:20 More Tig!
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 1 min
  • DOTs with Dildos
    The fresh new cadets take the Protostar for a spin, right into a binary system where the gravitational pull of an orbiting white dwarf is in its final moments of tearing apart a red giant...Surely Hologram Janeway won't let that happen? Well, she just might, and, don't call me Shirley. And, we might encounter a time warp...It's just a jump to a left.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 96
    00:30 Your mother was a toaster!
    01:00 The Cylon Fan Club?
    01:40 Attachments
    02:15 Pakleds Blocked!
    02:50 Thank you Patreons! Become a member! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    02:57 NO KIDS!
    03:50 It's Alive!
    04:07 It's Dead!
    04:11 It's Alive Again!
    04:23 Star Trek: Prodigy Episode 1&2 both on YouTube: https://youtu.be/T4nTcYIEDL8
    04:47 The Center Seat premiers on History Channel
    05:20 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds planning Season 2 https://trekmovie.com/2021/11/01/report-star-trek-strange-new-worlds-planning-production-for-season-2/
    05:30 Dildo Drink
    06:20 All the Star Trek Movies!!! https://trekmovie.com/2021/11/01/all-13-star-trek-movies-available-on-paramount-for-the-first-time/
    07:46 Animated Star Trek Movie to come? https://trekmovie.com/2021/10/28/new-paramount-chief-confirms-planning-for-multiple-star-trek-films-including-animated-movie/
    08:30 You may get a virtual red carpet email?
    09:10 Never fake addresses?
    10:00 Mail, without Honor
    10:15 DOT Dildo
    11:55 Star Trek: Prodigy S1E3 - "Starstruck"
    12:05 Teaser - "Black Hole"
    12:10 Act I - "Stubborn Little Shit"
    13:06 The opening sequence
    13:20 Looks like Star Wars? Way Cooler, actually
    14:00 Poppin' a Nacelle out your ass
    14:20 Heather Rants! Most Decorated Captains
    15:20 DOTs with Dildos
    15:40 Don't Like Dal? You're not alone
    16:25 Crew's got a lot of potential
    16:48 Murf eats a planet
    17:03 Big red dots vs X's
    17:30 Rok-Tahk is COOOL
    17:55 Hologram Janeway Throws Shade
    18:30 People in charge Lie?
    19:00 Janeway Helps the Kids
    19:50 Zero says some great stuff
    20:30 He lies all the time
    21:20 Sexy, Sexy Starship
    21:30 Starboard vs. Port
    22:40 Act II - "I Told You So!"
    23:10 Captain's Quarters
    23:44 Rok-Tahk's Food
    24:15 Come to Poggy!
    24:30 That looks like Poop
    25:00 Gwyn is Patient
    25:15 Vehicle Replicator
    26:26 Rok-Tahk can fight
    26:50 I Got Two Warp Cores and a Microphone
    27:33 Gravitational pull of an orbiting white dwarf is in its final moments of tearing apart a red giant
    27:45 What a Rare and Exciting Way to Meet Our Doom!
    28:16 Only Guilty of Getting Caught
    28:58 Pretty damn empathetic for a 9-foot rock
    29:20 Warping within a Gravity Well
    30:30 Fresh Replicated Time Warp Rum
    32:00 Act III - "Rock Bottom"
    33:05 You better have Janeway turn on the AC!
    33:20 I'm gonna need help
    34:50 Murf is eating a chair
    35:18 Janeway's Coffee!
    35:50 Gwyn
    36:40 There's a Lesson
    37:37 Mr. Rogers In Space
    38:00 Mission: Be Better
    38:42 Caitian Appearance
    38:50 That Ship was The BOMB
    39:10 Did the colony cloak too?
    39:54 Somebody sent us up the bomb
    40:30 Dal's been thru some things
    42:05 Walking Hormone Factories
    42:40 All good characters
    42:56 Jankom Pog
    43:10 2-letter vs 7-letter answers
    44:00 Sparkly Stuff
    44:45 Rating Time
    47:45 Some other upcoming guest stars
    48:15 A gateway drug for young kids to love Star Trek
    48:45 What is the Uni-Boob?
    50:10 Special Guest next week - Patreon Members already know!
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    54 min
  • Cat Boots
    New Star Trek, Who Dis?
    Wow, what an adventure! In Star Trek: Prodigy Dal, the funny but we-don't-know-what-he-is-kid, makes a prison break escape with a rag-tag crew, and a sweet starship The Protostar, complete with Hologram Janeway and cat boots. Cat boots sold separately.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 95
    00:30 Welcome our latest smash and grab, Darnell Davis!
    01:50 Not all guests get a complimentary robe, or T-Shirt
    03:25 Don't forget your towel
    04:15 Thank you Patreons! Become a member! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    04:41 Everyone say hi to Darnell's Mom for us!
    06:10 RIP Camille Saviola, who played Kai Opaka in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
    07:18 More Star Trek coming?! https://trekmovie.com/2021/10/28/new-paramount-chief-confirms-planning-for-multiple-star-trek-films-including-animated-movie/
    08:14 Center Seat - November 5th 10pm - https://trekmovie.com/2021/10/26/the-center-seat-star-trek-docuseries-to-debut-on-history-channel-in-november/
    10:00 Darnell's shower is clean
    12:12 Star Trek: Discovery and Picard pick up 3 Saturn Awards - You Doug Jones! https://trekmovie.com/2021/10/27/star-trek-discovery-and-picard-pick-up-3-saturn-awards/
    14:30 Who's this Darnell guy, anyway (He was in Star Trek VI!)
    15:50 It's always nice to beat someone up?
    17:10 Star Trek: Prodigy S1+2 "Lost and Found"
    17:20 Act I - "Brikars, Tellarites, Kazons, Caitions, and Medusans, and Vau N'Akats, oh my!"
    18:50 Dal is Resilient. No Translator
    19:50 What is Dal?
    20:10 Deep in the Delta
    21:31 Fugitive Zero
    21:40 Animation was gooood
    24:18 Seen the Tellarites and Caitians before
    24:50 A Kazon that looks cool?!
    25:30 Dreadlocks
    26:50 Speaking other languages
    29:01 Act II - "Interrogations and Failure to Communicate"
    31:00 Camera Angles and the Medusan
    32:29 Rok-Tahk Scary? 8 year old girl? Whatever.
    34:10 Switching Streams
    34:30 I must be watching the wrong Star Wars movie?
    35:05 The Elevator Ride
    35:30 Modifying the Drawing to save the situation
    36:50 Wealthy Miser!
    37:20 Really Clean Starship
    37:50 Medusan Robot Body
    38:20 Pick the Bully
    39:20 Gwen's Languages and Cat Boots
    40:30 Medusan looking like a Portal 2 Bot
    41:30 Act III - "Thievery and Dumb-luck: The Way to Escape a Prison Planet"
    43:03 Getting sent to the Rim
    43:30 The Job of Rimming
    44:55 Rimmer?
    45:20 Pog is Cool
    45:40 Percussive Maintenance
    47:00 The Protostar is SEXY
    48:00 The one with Andy Dick
    49:00 Drednok
    49:30 Murf
    50:25 Not Rocky
    51:30 Obsessed with Dal?
    52:20 What is Murf all about? Is Murf a Tribble?
    52:55 When Murf Burped
    53:05 Act IV - "To New Friends and Adventures - There's Coffee In That Nebula"
    55:10 Gelatinous Ass on the console
    55:55 Gwen's "Tattoo"
    56:45 Rok-Tahk can fight
    57:14 Brick House
    58:00 Talking Telepathically
    59:00 Caition left behind
    1:01:00 Nick of Time
    1:01:30 Mad Parkour Skillz
    1:02:15 Last of their kind
    1:02:30 Drednok the Transformer
    1:03:50 Artsy Animation
    1:05:20 Q?
    1:06:00 Kate Mulgrew! Janeway as the guide
    1:07:50 Next week: Star Trek: Prodigy - "Star Struck"
    1:09:42 Ratings
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 14 min
  • Pillarian Slip
    This week we're back on Enterprise to spend "A Night in Sickbay." A Kreetassan Tree gets a golden shower. Archer's dog Porthos gets a pathogen. Phlox saves the day, or night in sickbay, while Archer combats sexual tension and learns how to apologize. Hoshi catches a bat, T'Pol rocks a treadmill, and the captain tries to do his breast that he can.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 94
    00:35 What's with the coffee?
    01:10 Playing Games
    02:00 Codename: Sushi
    02:20 That New DOT bot
    02:40 It doesn't like doctors
    03:20 Where is the doctor?
    04:00 Tribble in a blue box
    04:10 Thank you Patreons! patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    04:30 No Kids
    05:20 Corrections - Rockets that look like
    06:50 Where no Spiner's gone before
    07:34 Anson Mount is Batman?
    https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/anson-mount-on-his-role-as-batman-in-dcs-injustice-and-why-hes-grateful-for-star-trek
    08:22 Bruce Wayne's Rocket Ship
    09:03 Bluetooth Communicator
    https://shop.startrek.com/
    10:30 Star Trek Props Auction
    https://entertainment.ha.com/
    13:00 Star Trek: Enterprise S2E5 - "A Night in Sickbay"
    13:11 Teaser - "Crabby Captain"
    13:30 Archer: Total Dick
    14:40 Sensitive Aliens? Bring your dog?
    15:20 Banned for waving
    16:00 Peace Sign
    16:30 West Side
    17:24 Nice Decon Chamber - Girl on Girl on Captain on Porthos Action
    17:49 That's Right. Rub That Dog
    18:48 Act I - "Paw Patrol"
    20:00 At least he didn't eat the cabbage
    20:07 Phlox's Toenails
    21:29 Heather's Rant - Auto-Immune System Collapses
    23:18 Shout out to An astrophysicist watches 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' for the first time - https://youtu.be/0VgAHq8xXWs
    24:33 Phlox's Tongue
    24:54 Worst Place to Sleep
    25:05 Hospital Stories - Never Give Nurses a Hard Time
    27:00 If they just read the instruction manual for how dogs work
    27:24 Finally a Golden Shower!
    27:50 All this for a Plasma Injector
    28:25 T'Pol..."Like, your pride?"
    28:58 Phlox's Degrees
    29:40 Demanding Tips
    30:00 Act II - "Archer's Blue Balls"
    30:51 That Dog...Was Not a Dog.
    30:15 Don't work with children, or animals
    32:35 Women Always get the Job Done - Hoshi: Bat Girl
    33:30 T'Pol's Quotes
    34:30 Leash Protocol
    35:19 Self-Centered Ass
    35:45 Syncing Up
    37:56 Captain? You need to get Laid
    38:00 I supposed you have a degree in Psychiatry? Absolutely
    39:00 You know, we have an animal for that...
    39:25 One Hump or Two?
    40:24 Act III - "Eyes Up Here"
    41:08 Pillarian slips
    42:13 He glittered
    43:00 Fast Dreaming
    43:30 Star Trek (2009) Backstory
    44:11 You're going to drown my dog?!
    45:00 Phlox's Steel
    46:04 Act IV - "Good News All Around"
    46:55 Disappearing Dog
    47:25 That's right - Dance for us!
    48:00 T'Pol Teases
    48:30 Only in Decon.
    50:10 Can an Asshole Learn?
    50:30 Chopping the Tree
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    57 min
  • Come Skinny Dipping With Us!
    A character from the past returns and this time she's not spilling Hot Chocolate. Captain Freeman and the Cerritos come in to save the day, but first the ship has to get naked. And we're not talking about skinny dipping in Cetacean Ops! Plus there's a season-ending cliffhanger where someone ends up in handcuffs!
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 93
    00:30 Mission to Smash and Grab
    01:45 Mission Accomplished
    02:20 Special Guests get Tribbles
    03:00 Welcome Stephanie and Brian
    03:16 Transporter Fully Operational
    04:30 Thank You Patreon Members!
    05:00 Corrections - Tana, T'Ana, whatever
    06:00 News!
    06:14 S1 of Strange New Worlds finished shooting
    06:48 Shatner went to space, and back! Mind-Fucked
    10:20 Coming Fast
    12:30 Shatner is what?
    13:10 Bezos Shooting Champagne
    15:30 Penis Rocket
    16:30 Big and Dick-ish = Money can't buy happiness?
    17:20 Owen Wilson's Bezos is superior
    19:22 Board Game! - http://www.montecristogame.com/
    21:50 Really, go check it out: http://www.montecristogame.com/
    23:30 T-Shirts! https://shop.startrek.com/collections/featured-products/products/star-trek-lower-decks-ritos-adult-short-sleeve-t-shirt
    24:12 Borg ASMR! https://youtu.be/vgpyUHUTCCk
    24:30 Star Trek Online https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/star-trek-online-launches-new-halloween-event-with-fall-of-the-old-ones-based-off-classic-catspaw-episode
    25:40 Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E10 - "First First Contact"
    26:00 Hot Chocolate Sonya Gomez
    26:30 Mariner vs Jen!
    27:25 Andorian Pee
    28:00 Excelsior looking Starship
    29:00 When wrong voices happen
    31:40 3-Breasted
    32:30 Act I - "Malfunction Junction, what's your function? Bad News and Waves of Magnetic Plasma"
    35:00 Billups' Good Service
    35:30 Rutherford's Pop-Ups
    36:15 Use your other EYE!
    38:22 Captain Freeman Day?
    39:16 Mariner's Arbiter of Chaos
    40:15 D&D References
    42:20 Tendi - Never Assume
    43:15 You can smell her
    43:47 Misbehaving Crew
    44:15 Motivation for Following Orders
    45:00 On the Bridge
    46:49 Cetacean Ops?
    47:16 Not For Kids!!!
    47:27 While you're here...Buy the Board Game! - http://www.montecristogame.com/
    49:15 Fireball Island
    50:20 It's NOT the Rubber Ducky Room
    50:30 You're lucky I'm Spiritually Aligned
    51:20 Tendi's Memory Tour
    52:22 Hatch 788?
    53:20 Off-Limits
    53:40 Solar Flare-ing up
    55:05 Millennials vs Gen Y vs Z, vs X
    56:30 Go watch "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
    57:16 Act II yet?
    58:00 Act II - "Blackouts, Max Storage, and Joysticks. Oh My! And Cetacean Ops"
    1:00:00 Boimler's Maturity
    1:00:30 Horny Whales. Come skinny dipping with us!
    1:01:00 Steampunk Cerritos
    1:02:00 Collective Crew
    1:03:00 Kirk-Style Free Spirit
    1:03:45 Space Suits vs Escape Pods
    1:04:45 Windy Wednesday's
    1:05:40 Skinny Joystick
    1:06:00 Teamwork!
    1:07:30 Boimler's Hero Moment
    1:07:40 Cute Whales & Sea Quest
    1:08:20 Kimolu and Matt
    1:08:53 You look so hot and sweaty!
    1:09:43 Dragon's Blood!
    1:10:10 Mariner and Freeman Makeup
    1:10:40 Freeman's going where?!
    1:10:50 Cerritos Strong
    1:11:45 Going Crazy with Classical Music
    1:12:30 Nothing Explodes in here unless I say...
    1:13:00 I hope it's Fajitas!
    1:14:20 Sonya Gomez - Cool in Command
    1:14:50 Getting off
    1:16:30 Act III - "Whales Save The Day...Wait. Didn't we save them?"
    1:17:20 He Blew His Blowhole! His Blowhole's Broken!
    1:17:50 Don't Talk About the Koala
    1:19:40 Mariner Saved by Jen
    1:21:46 Rutherford's Backups
    1:22:20 Was I supposed to see that
    1:23:30 Cerritos to the Rescue!
    1:24:55 Interlude "Sabotage"
    1:26:15 Walk of Shame
    1:27:20 That Button Looks Strong!
    1:29:20 Tendi's Place
    1:31:00 Planet Representatives or Party Frat?
    1:31:59 The Music
    1:36:55 New Captain?
    1:37:20 Looking towards Season 3
    1:40:45 Watch the after show!
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 44 min
  • She's Just Outta Control
    This week: The Bakersfield just called, they're stuck in a temporal loop - Oh that was last week. THIS week: It's time for a long warp and everyone has a Bridge Buddy except Boimler, who is not from Hawaii. We also see what Lower Deck life is like on Klingon, Vulcan, Pakled, and Borg starships
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 92
    00:30 Transparent robe cause for Red Alarm
    01:15 Welcome to the show!
    01:30 Nice Software
    02:05 Tarzan Sounds
    02:50 Software becomes Hardware
    03:15 Pringles Delivery
    04:25 Alternate use? Pringles is not a sponsor.
    05:12 Plenty of Space
    05:30 Thank you Patreons!
    05:55 The YouTube Feed: https://www.youtube.com/Qtsy16
    06:30 A certain type of viewer?
    06:55 Red Alarm Bargains
    07:30 Cat, not Cation
    08:00 NO KIDS!
    08:30 Saturday Night Live Skit: https://youtu.be/XD66suMp3J4
    10:03 Patrick has a visitor?
    11:00 First look for The Center Seat: 55 Years of Star Trek https://youtu.be/J_IOHcPuN3Q
    11:48 Star Trek Events Calendar
    13:00 LeVar Burton is Grand Marshall of 2022 Rose Parade
    13:30 LeVar Burton is also a guest on Leverage: Redemption Season 2
    15:12 Shatner to go to space!
    17:05 Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E9 - "wej Duj"
    17:47 Act I - "Metreon Particles and Rebellious Vulcans"
    19:45 That scene from Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
    20:28 Could've had a campfire
    21:05 R&R with a Bridge Buddy
    21:20 You don't have to suck a dick, but it helps?
    22:00 Gum Job
    22:27 Lower Decks on other ships
    23:05 Wake Up!
    23:30 She's just outta control
    24:10 Avoid Death. And Cower.
    24:53 Klingon Blood
    25:40 Kill Bill
    26:15 Parallel Lower Decks
    27:00 Playing with the Targ
    27:50 Kayshon is fat?
    28:50 Shaxs and Pottery
    30:17 Resting Cat Face
    31:30 Starfleet Underground is not a veterinarian, consult your local vet for actual advice
    32:16 Act II - "Blood Wine, Wisdom, and Hawaiian Shirts"
    33:33 Boimer's Escape from...Cramps
    35:00 Lucky Guys.
    35:20 The Fuck Cast
    36:00 Let's Go To Hawaii!
    36:20 The Ritos Shirt
    37:30 They don't look Hawaiian
    37:50 Beaches
    38:25 Tar
    39:19 Famous at the beach in Hawaii
    40:12 T'Lyn was SO Millennial
    43:00 Walk My Targ!
    43:25 Anal Expression
    44:12 Caught in a Lie
    44:30 Mariner and hangin' with Mom
    46:04 Act III - "Red Alarm!"
    48:30 Killing people on-screen
    48:49 The Clump Ship Pakled
    49:00 Pakled Lower Decks: You should eat. You are smart.
    49:45 Boimler's Honor and Modesto is not a moon
    50:30 Red Alert Cosplay
    51:15 Did you bring me presents?
    51:45 Need another Boomer
    52:30 Klingon 2nd in command
    54:00 Star Trek Clue
    55:15 A Honorable Movement
    55:55 The Cheat-ahs?
    56:30 Last Second Vulcans
    57:13 Right Side Up?
    58:44 Epilogue - "Best Friends and Drones"
    59:39 Vulcan on the Cerritos?
    1:00:18 Ending Credit Sequence
    1:01:30 You Are Smart
    1:01:35 Boimler gets a Mini Boimler
    1:02:40 Long Warp Drives
    1:03:00 The Rating
    1:04:40 Real Pakleds
    1:06:14 Fuckin' Magic
    1:06:30 More Lower Decks Next week!
    1:07:30 Bowzer vs Bowser
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    1 hr 10 min
  • It’s Naked Time!
    Red alert! This is actually a Drill! Mariner visits the Old West, The Mirror Universe, and the Naked Time, while Rutherford must handle a core breach bare handed, and Tendi must not save a life. Meanwhile Boimler gets to Borg, like no one has Borg'd before, and we see how the command crew stacks up.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 91
    00:30 That is not a chip
    00:49 Scabs?
    01:20 Horta-Ish
    03:14 What the Captain really doesn't know is...
    03:30 Hi to Patreon Listeners!
    04:20 No Kids!
    04:40 Chips vs Scabs?
    05:30 Corrections
    05:48 News: Too Old for an Early Grave?
    07:00 Shatner Penis Rocket
    07:28 #PenisRock
    08:00 Happy B-Day to The Sisko
    09:07 Star Trek: Lower Decks Vol 1 soundtrack out Oct. 8
    09:43 Did Heather just say Lower Sex?
    10:24 Pre-Order Rant
    12:00 Last week's Podcast feed.
    13:15 Star Trek TNG Sets in New York!
    https://www.wcax.com/2021/09/29/sneak-peek-star-trek-next-generation-set-under-construction-northern-ny/
    https://www.startrektour.com/
    15:45 Lower Decks looking good!
    16:30 Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E8 "I, Excretes"
    16:36 Teaser - "Forgotten"
    17:20 So Fucked Up
    18:30 Excretes Meaning...
    19:00 Bakersfield is Caught in a Temporal Loop
    20:30 That's not laughing, that shivering!
    20:50 Act I - "Holopod Games"
    23:05 Horses Love me!
    23:27 Mirror Mariner #Fail
    24:00 He had his Black Box out
    25:00 Borg Queen!!!!
    25:30 Boimler plays every side mission
    25:50 Time of Life: 0900
    26:37 Need an oven mitt?
    27:10 Invasion of the Mirror Universe
    28:15 Actual Simulations? Rand Corp?
    29:53 Pandronian "Abilities"
    31:38 We're all equals on this ship!
    32:00 It's Naked Time!
    32:32 Act II - "Freaky Friday"
    34:00 Q-Pid Reference and Group Cosplay
    35:45 Tendi Loves Pesto
    36:20 Not Escaping Spacedock
    36:50 Boimler's own Die Hard
    37:38 Just Keep Borg'n
    37:43 Bakersfield is Caught in a Temporal Loop
    38:00 No Eat I
    38:58 Act III - "Tables Turned"
    41:00 He played chess with the queen!
    41:50 Oh you need to drink more water.
    42:13 Simulate This!
    43:59 Boimler: Super Hero, or Assimilated
    44:36 Blowing up the Enterprise
    44:45 Horses Love Me
    45:25 What gets stomped in Vegas, Stays in Vegas
    46:25 The Little Bread Crumbs on Top
    46:55 "They took everything that I was"
    47:30 Boim Boim The Shit!
    48:00 Next Week...How do I know?
    49:43 We get a 9?
    52:20 Spread Eagle Boimler, with the black box
    53:42 Don't forget the L
    54:30 Bakersfield is Caught in a Temporal Loop
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    58 min
  • You're a Dimmer Switch, Fool!
    With only black licorice for food, Mariner and Boimler face off against the evil computer, voiced by Jeffrey Combs, Billups faces his family responsibility and mother, but Rutherford must stop Billups from making his kingdom come. It's another Lower Decks and we'd like to run a full diagnostic from the bottom up.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 90
    00:40 Huzzah!!
    01:10 DOT and Tribble Ren Faire
    02:00 #1's #2
    02:40 10 sided
    03:20 Thanks Patreon Members! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    04:10 No Kids!
    04:24 Who's Bonnie?
    05:18 Corrections
    05:50 News: Star Trek Discovery themed Escape Room
    https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/star-trek-quantum-filament-escape-room/
    07:13 Willie Garson has passed away. RIP.
    https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/willie-garson-dead-dies-sex-and-the-city-white-collar-actor-1235070748/
    08:57 It was not Coca Cola.
    10:19 William Shatner to Rocketman to Space
    https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/24/william-shatner-going-space-jeff-bezos-blue-origin/
    12:02 Motivation for going to space
    13:51 The Orville in March 10, 2022
    https://trekmovie.com/2021/09/23/the-orville-season-3-release-date-announced-watch-new-horizons-teaser/
    15:30 Star Trek Fleet Command coming to PC
    https://www.startrekfleetcommand.com/
    https://mycherrytree.com/products/startrek-fleet-command-borg-cube-atx-pc
    16:57 Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E7 "Where Pleasant Fountains Lie"
    17:00 Teaser: "Evil Computers and Meddling Mothers"
    17:15 Packed like an iPhone
    17:44 Jeffery Combs returns to Star Trek!
    18:00 Related to Landru?
    18:39 You Almost Got me!
    19:30 Such a mother move
    19:40 Alien Street Food
    20:20 Stepped Up Animation
    21:05 Scott Bakula on Bob Saget's Podcast
    https://trekmovie.com/2021/09/23/scott-bakula-on-how-9-11-changed-star-trek-enterprise-and-possible-quantum-leap-reboot/
    21:46 Scott Bakula was also on the Emmy's
    22:08 Act I - "Insecurities, Virginity, and Sand, oh my!"
    22:50 Cheering on Virginity
    23:20 Bad Joke Time
    24:45 Boimler's 2-Fisted Phaser Wet Work
    26:30 Hysperian Hysteria
    27:30 Ornate Ship and Ren Faire People
    28:14 I will not have sex, mother. Freud, anyone?
    28:30 The Questions
    30:15 It's good to be the King!
    30:46 Pumped with Dilithium
    31:29 We crossed it hard
    31:40 Mariner and Boimler's wild ride
    33:15 My zone. It's so comfortable
    34:04 Act II - " Desert Planets. Black Licorice Again? Come On, Man! Sex, Lies and Videotape"
    35:40 Agithus? Agitha? Who?
    36:29 Agimus and stretchy cords
    37:09 I was just stretching!
    37:50 Black Licorice
    39:20 Climbing the Tree
    40:40 Small Buildup
    41:05 Mythical Names
    41:39 Big Boom, Bada
    42:20 I have fish?
    42:40 I can make you a cheeseburger
    43:45 You can stand to lose a few pounds
    45:30 Mind Games from a 100 year old router
    45:57 2 American Coins
    47:12 Act III - "Oh. I forgot to title the next section"
    49:25 I will BLIND YOU!
    50:36 "Diabotical"
    51:20 Trained not to do foreplay
    51:58 Doubling Down
    52:20 The Royal Penis
    52:42 Doing the Do
    53:20 Comms Blocking Lute
    54:23 Star Trek Mothers
    54:56 Boimler is Stunning
    55:40 You A Dimmer Switch, Fool!
    56:44 Jeffery Combs at his most evil?
    57:30 MURDER DRONES!
    59:40 Did His Kingdom Come?
    1:01:25 Big Decisions
    1:02:43 When in doubt, fuck it!
    1:03:00 Hey Mike! How about the episode names a little earlier?!
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    1 hr 6 min
  • Full Molecular Engorgement
    The Pakleds Return, and this time they have a plan.
    Mariner, Tendi and Rutherford get on Anomaly Consolidation Duty. Boimler hangs out with some redshirts, and there's gossip about Riker's trombone cleaning. Rumdar the Pakled Spy learns that the Cerritos has the biggest bathroom ever, and he single-handedly beats Captain Janeway
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 89
    00:30 There were four lights!
    01:45 Or was it three?
    03:10 Holodeck Safeties
    03:30 Tiny Helmets
    04:30 For our amusement
    05:20 LeVar Burton on the Daily Show
    06:09 Re-Makes?
    06:50 Someone still hasn't seen GOT
    07:24 Lovecraft Country
    07:48 The Watchmen
    08:22 What's my name?
    09:39 Now hosted by Watson
    10:30 Happy B-Day Jeremy Roberts, and more!
    11:30 Autobiography of Mr. Spock
    12:25 Kirk and Spock
    12:38 Shatner reacts to Shatner Impressions
    14:45 Star Trek Discovery wins an Emmy!
    16:00 Star Trek Voyager Documentary
    16:30 Activision remasters Star Trek games!
    18:46 Humble Bundle https://www.humblebundle.com/
    19:50 Thank you Patreons! https://www.patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    20:00 NO KIDS!
    20:20 Leisure Suit Harry Kim
    20:44 Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E6 - "The Spy Humongous"
    20:50 Teaser - "Take me to your leader"
    21:46 Pakled Subterfuge
    22:00 Nice Big Helmets
    22:50 This ship is strong. I live here now.
    23:30 In Starfleet, they give you a bigger starship
    24:13 Act I - "Pakled Hide and Seek"
    25:30 I want to see your shields!
    26:29 He just took a picture of his foot
    26:41 Redshirts
    27:30 Star Trek Leaders
    28:30 Ransom is into Crystals
    29:30 Star Trek: Fat Albert
    29:49 Full Molecular Engorgement
    30:20 Clothes like the Hulk
    31:36 Riker Cleaning his Trombone
    32:25 Some kind of Sex Stuff?
    32:50 Super Secret Gift Shop
    36:26 Act II - "Snail Shit"
    34:37 Easter Egg Dumpster Dive
    35:40 Uh, he's in the bathroom
    36:00 Freedom!
    36:36 Nanobots Bites Bits
    37:08 Don't give me mushfruit
    38:47 Spikes in my face
    39:00 Tendi's fun is Mariner's Hell
    39:40 Shoulder Pads
    41:55 Give us a Speech!
    42:30 First time mess-ups
    43:12 Wesley Crusher?
    44:45 He's Giant and Brown
    45:15 Live Action 3 little pigs
    45:43 HEADPHONE ALERT! Screaming Slug
    46:14 Nanobots did not attack Rutherford?
    46:49 Pooped out by an alien creature
    47:28 Don't Get Digested!
    47:45 Act III - "Be Careful What You Wish For"
    50:00 Prank Calling Armus
    51:20 He could've *69'd their ass
    51:46 The Pink Cube
    52:30 Boimler with the solution
    53:18 Beans! Hot!
    54:00 Laughter is the solution
    54:28 Nerds save the world
    55:00 Being Captain - Not about the speeches
    56:11 He should've been shit out an airlock
    57:05 Hope for Jen?
    57:19 Boimler a leader?
    58:04 Masterful Spy
    59:44 Big Body Rutherford
    1:01:48 Ratings
    1:03:00 Pakled Bathrooms
    1:04:20 Everybody Hates Armus
    1:06:37 Tune in next week to find out what the show is next week
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    1 hr 9 min

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