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November 22, 2021 Tribbles In Starfleet! It's Canon
It's a double episode this week! In Star Trek: Prodigy - Can Janeway and the kids save the Protostar and get back to space, or will the Murder Planet eat them all? And Star Trek: Discovery is back, Grudge is still Queen, Burnham is Captain, and there's a President aboard who knows about The Kobayashi Maru.
-Brought to you by Section 31-
00:00 Episode 98
00:30 Welcome to the show!
01:00 Guess who wants to be a guest?
01:30 Imaginary Friends
01:45 NO KIDS
02:00 Superstar
02:30 Section 31 is listening!
03:57 Virtual Premiere
04:13 CENSORED BY SECTION 31
04:23 Also, CENSORED BY SECTION 31
04:33 That too - CENSORED BY SECTION 31
04:57 Paramount+ Takes over the world, by not showing Star Trek? Pulls Trek from Netflix world-wide. Even the cast didn't even know.
09:48 Side Effects
10:10 Yo Ho! Yo Ho!
10:30 You can't stop the signal
12:15 LeVar Burton Trial Pursuit - https://www.npr.org/2021/11/18/1056849281/levar-burton-host-game-show-trivial-pursuit
13:25 Star Trek The Motion Picture Remastering Behind the Scenes - https://www.startrek.com/gallery/go-behind-the-scenes-of-the-restoration-of-star-trek-the-motion-picture
16:15 Star Trek: Prodigy S1E5 - "Terror Firma"
16:28 Act I - "Murder Planet"
18:10 You can't smell what Rok-Tahk is cooking
19:00 Dal still not right yet
20:00 The Hills are Moving
20:30 10km
21:15 Larry
22:20 Murf Understands
22:45 Terror Firma
23:30 WWTRJD?
26:00 Shutdown the Food Replicators
26:30 It just wants to eat us
27:20 Dual Phaser Action
27:45 Smoking Plants
28:23 Act II - "Navigate by Constipation"
29:00 Solutions Together
30:00 In the Delta Quadrant
32:00 The Diviner has arrived
32:20 Meeting John Noble
33:45 Act III - "Proto-Tingles"
35:00 Baby Star, Do Doo Do Doo Do
36:00 Gwyn vs Protostar
36:45 Planted
37:40 Obsession
38:15 Engaging the Protostar
38:55 Free Britney!
39:00 Tap Dat Star
40:45 No Warp Trail!
42:18 Star Trek Discovery S4E1 - "The Kobayashi Maru"
42:30 Act I - "Don't piss off a Monarch, butterfly, that is"
44:00 They shoot like storm troopers
44:50 Bringing the Queen
45:25 Saying all the wrong things
45:50 Free the Queen!
46:30 Epic Miscommunication
47:19 So Many DOTs
48:25 Proud Cat People
48:55 The effects!
50:38 Grudge ate my Holographic Goldfish
53:40 Act II - "Kaminar, Kwejian, and Deep Space Repair Beta Six..."
55:10 Admiral Vance looks happy
56:20 The President
57:00 Was that a Tribble?
57:30 There are Tribbles in Starfleet! It's Canon!
58:10 Growly Face
59:10 Luck - They are a slut
59:45 Starfleet Academy
1:00:00 Act III - "Leto becomes a man"
1:01:00 Cow Farts
1:01:30 Feeling that old wood
1:05:09 Extreme Lensing
1:05:30 Don't Touch That!
1:06:00 Detmer & Owo
1:06:40 Adira and Gray
1:11:11 Cow Farts In Space
1:12:20 The DOTS wanted too much money
1:13:37 Act IV - "Don't Stay for me, Kaminar"
1:15:15 Sukal and Saru
1:16:50 Balance is Possible?
1:23:50 Seat Belts!
1:24:50 Act V - "She came in like a wrecking ball"
1:26:00 Doc works out
1:28:40 The Koybayashi Maru Talk
Next Week: Star Trek: Discovery S4E2 - "Anomaly"
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November 15, 2021 What Would You Manifest?
Our special guest Malissa Longo beams aboard the podcast, just in time, for Holo-Janeway to bring the Star Trek: Prodigy Protostar Crew to their very first Class-M planet.
Everyone must look out for each other because this is no routine mission, and keep an eye on the bridge for Murf who I think just took a Sh...
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00:00 Episode 97
00:30 Grabbing our guest
01:00 Become one of Patreon Members! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
01:58 Tribble Stampede!
02:30 Laying it on
02:50 Upgrading to OS11 - They moved the Start button where?
03:45 No Kids!
04:20 Welcome Guest Malissa Longo!
04:44 Thankful Tribbles
05:30 Married to Nog
06:15 Mirror
06:50 Recently cast - Glass Stars
07:45 Walking Art - https://www.walkingartmadebymalissa.com/
08:00 Malissa Longo on Instagram! - https://www.instagram.com/malissa.longo/
08:20 The 7th Rule Podcast - https://twitter.com/7thRule?s=20
09:00 Virtual Trek Con - https://www.virtualtrekcon.com/
10:20 Bed Hair
10:40 Mochi is adorable
11:00 Beaming Darnell
11:45 Photo Release
12:20 Corrections
13:00 Slimy Thing - Check your bed
14:00 News Star Trek: Prodigy Renewed for 2nd Season
15:10 Not everyone is nude during our show. No, really!
15:45 Destination Star Trek: London
16:10 Paramount Theme Park coming with Star Trek "Final Frontier" area, in China
18:06 You may now own a very pricey phaser rifle? Auction Results
19:30 Experienced Tribble in multiple techniques
20:39 Star Trek: Prodigy S1E4 - "Dreamcatcher"
20:47 Act I - "Captain's Log, Type 1 Phasers, Hold on to your butts grip-handles, and alien spores"
22:15 Teenagers
22:30 The Runaway
22:50 You should be wearing your knee pads?
23:30 Somebody Could Jack Your Starship
25:00 Hooptie
25:30 Why not stay in orbit?
26:00 Pog: Fully Suited
26:30 Ingesting the Planet
26:45 Gas Sample
28:55 No, Murf! Don't do that on the bridge!
29:45 Cuteness Overload
30:22 What would you manifest?
32:16 Their kisses are so wet!
32:30 Great Voice Casting
32:55 D&D Distraction
33:15 Very Curious
34:23 My First Phaser
35:30 Hot Coffee Equivalent
35:42 Act II - "Bad Gwyn! Bad!"
36:15 No Holo Emitter
37:30 Dal has potential but similar to Nog
38:15 Point it at the blinking thing
38:46 Dal's flash of Captain-ness
39:00 Being picked last
39:15 Eating the Planet
39:49 Gwyn's Weapon and Starship Skills
40:20 Walking thru Janeway
40:45 Timeline questions
41:20 Gwyn's Lit
41:45 Is she a Jedi?
42:30 Zero's Mystery
43:54 Act III - "The Planet Tries to Eat The Protostar"
44:44 Saving Murf
45:100 Gwyn's Potential
45:45 Proud of you
46:25 Hungry Planet vs Teamwork
46:35 Dal is an Asshole. Dal is a Dick
47:14 That's why his name begins with a D
48:30 Dal and Gwyn?
49:11 Look out for your friends
50:00 Crabs don't discriminate
50:46 When they get back to the ship
52:55 Keep the ship in orbit!
54:30 Cliffhanger
55:20 More Tig!
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November 08, 2021 DOTs with Dildos
The fresh new cadets take the Protostar for a spin, right into a binary system where the gravitational pull of an orbiting white dwarf is in its final moments of tearing apart a red giant...Surely Hologram Janeway won't let that happen? Well, she just might, and, don't call me Shirley. And, we might encounter a time warp...It's just a jump to a left.
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00:00 Episode 96
00:30 Your mother was a toaster!
01:00 The Cylon Fan Club?
01:40 Attachments
02:15 Pakleds Blocked!
02:50 Thank you Patreons! Become a member! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
02:57 NO KIDS!
03:50 It's Alive!
04:07 It's Dead!
04:11 It's Alive Again!
04:23 Star Trek: Prodigy Episode 1&2 both on YouTube: https://youtu.be/T4nTcYIEDL8
04:47 The Center Seat premiers on History Channel
05:20 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds planning Season 2 https://trekmovie.com/2021/11/01/report-star-trek-strange-new-worlds-planning-production-for-season-2/
05:30 Dildo Drink
06:20 All the Star Trek Movies!!! https://trekmovie.com/2021/11/01/all-13-star-trek-movies-available-on-paramount-for-the-first-time/
07:46 Animated Star Trek Movie to come? https://trekmovie.com/2021/10/28/new-paramount-chief-confirms-planning-for-multiple-star-trek-films-including-animated-movie/
08:30 You may get a virtual red carpet email?
09:10 Never fake addresses?
10:00 Mail, without Honor
10:15 DOT Dildo
11:55 Star Trek: Prodigy S1E3 - "Starstruck"
12:05 Teaser - "Black Hole"
12:10 Act I - "Stubborn Little Shit"
13:06 The opening sequence
13:20 Looks like Star Wars? Way Cooler, actually
14:00 Poppin' a Nacelle out your ass
14:20 Heather Rants! Most Decorated Captains
15:20 DOTs with Dildos
15:40 Don't Like Dal? You're not alone
16:25 Crew's got a lot of potential
16:48 Murf eats a planet
17:03 Big red dots vs X's
17:30 Rok-Tahk is COOOL
17:55 Hologram Janeway Throws Shade
18:30 People in charge Lie?
19:00 Janeway Helps the Kids
19:50 Zero says some great stuff
20:30 He lies all the time
21:20 Sexy, Sexy Starship
21:30 Starboard vs. Port
22:40 Act II - "I Told You So!"
23:10 Captain's Quarters
23:44 Rok-Tahk's Food
24:15 Come to Poggy!
24:30 That looks like Poop
25:00 Gwyn is Patient
25:15 Vehicle Replicator
26:26 Rok-Tahk can fight
26:50 I Got Two Warp Cores and a Microphone
27:33 Gravitational pull of an orbiting white dwarf is in its final moments of tearing apart a red giant
27:45 What a Rare and Exciting Way to Meet Our Doom!
28:16 Only Guilty of Getting Caught
28:58 Pretty damn empathetic for a 9-foot rock
29:20 Warping within a Gravity Well
30:30 Fresh Replicated Time Warp Rum
32:00 Act III - "Rock Bottom"
33:05 You better have Janeway turn on the AC!
33:20 I'm gonna need help
34:50 Murf is eating a chair
35:18 Janeway's Coffee!
35:50 Gwyn
36:40 There's a Lesson
37:37 Mr. Rogers In Space
38:00 Mission: Be Better
38:42 Caitian Appearance
38:50 That Ship was The BOMB
39:10 Did the colony cloak too?
39:54 Somebody sent us up the bomb
40:30 Dal's been thru some things
42:05 Walking Hormone Factories
42:40 All good characters
42:56 Jankom Pog
43:10 2-letter vs 7-letter answers
44:00 Sparkly Stuff
44:45 Rating Time
47:45 Some other upcoming guest stars
48:15 A gateway drug for young kids to love Star Trek
48:45 What is the Uni-Boob?
50:10 Special Guest next week - Patreon Members already know!
Thanks for listening!
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November 01, 2021 Cat Boots
New Star Trek, Who Dis?
Wow, what an adventure! In Star Trek: Prodigy Dal, the funny but we-don't-know-what-he-is-kid, makes a prison break escape with a rag-tag crew, and a sweet starship The Protostar, complete with Hologram Janeway and cat boots. Cat boots sold separately.
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00:00 Episode 95
00:30 Welcome our latest smash and grab, Darnell Davis!
01:50 Not all guests get a complimentary robe, or T-Shirt
03:25 Don't forget your towel
04:15 Thank you Patreons! Become a member! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
04:41 Everyone say hi to Darnell's Mom for us!
06:10 RIP Camille Saviola, who played Kai Opaka in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
07:18 More Star Trek coming?! https://trekmovie.com/2021/10/28/new-paramount-chief-confirms-planning-for-multiple-star-trek-films-including-animated-movie/
08:14 Center Seat - November 5th 10pm - https://trekmovie.com/2021/10/26/the-center-seat-star-trek-docuseries-to-debut-on-history-channel-in-november/
10:00 Darnell's shower is clean
12:12 Star Trek: Discovery and Picard pick up 3 Saturn Awards - You Doug Jones! https://trekmovie.com/2021/10/27/star-trek-discovery-and-picard-pick-up-3-saturn-awards/
14:30 Who's this Darnell guy, anyway (He was in Star Trek VI!)
15:50 It's always nice to beat someone up?
17:10 Star Trek: Prodigy S1+2 "Lost and Found"
17:20 Act I - "Brikars, Tellarites, Kazons, Caitions, and Medusans, and Vau N'Akats, oh my!"
18:50 Dal is Resilient. No Translator
19:50 What is Dal?
20:10 Deep in the Delta
21:31 Fugitive Zero
21:40 Animation was gooood
24:18 Seen the Tellarites and Caitians before
24:50 A Kazon that looks cool?!
25:30 Dreadlocks
26:50 Speaking other languages
29:01 Act II - "Interrogations and Failure to Communicate"
31:00 Camera Angles and the Medusan
32:29 Rok-Tahk Scary? 8 year old girl? Whatever.
34:10 Switching Streams
34:30 I must be watching the wrong Star Wars movie?
35:05 The Elevator Ride
35:30 Modifying the Drawing to save the situation
36:50 Wealthy Miser!
37:20 Really Clean Starship
37:50 Medusan Robot Body
38:20 Pick the Bully
39:20 Gwen's Languages and Cat Boots
40:30 Medusan looking like a Portal 2 Bot
41:30 Act III - "Thievery and Dumb-luck: The Way to Escape a Prison Planet"
43:03 Getting sent to the Rim
43:30 The Job of Rimming
44:55 Rimmer?
45:20 Pog is Cool
45:40 Percussive Maintenance
47:00 The Protostar is SEXY
48:00 The one with Andy Dick
49:00 Drednok
49:30 Murf
50:25 Not Rocky
51:30 Obsessed with Dal?
52:20 What is Murf all about? Is Murf a Tribble?
52:55 When Murf Burped
53:05 Act IV - "To New Friends and Adventures - There's Coffee In That Nebula"
55:10 Gelatinous Ass on the console
55:55 Gwen's "Tattoo"
56:45 Rok-Tahk can fight
57:14 Brick House
58:00 Talking Telepathically
59:00 Caition left behind
1:01:00 Nick of Time
1:01:30 Mad Parkour Skillz
1:02:15 Last of their kind
1:02:30 Drednok the Transformer
1:03:50 Artsy Animation
1:05:20 Q?
1:06:00 Kate Mulgrew! Janeway as the guide
1:07:50 Next week: Star Trek: Prodigy - "Star Struck"
1:09:42 Ratings
Thanks for listening!
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October 25, 2021 Pillarian Slip
This week we're back on Enterprise to spend "A Night in Sickbay." A Kreetassan Tree gets a golden shower. Archer's dog Porthos gets a pathogen. Phlox saves the day, or night in sickbay, while Archer combats sexual tension and learns how to apologize. Hoshi catches a bat, T'Pol rocks a treadmill, and the captain tries to do his breast that he can.
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00:00 Episode 94
00:35 What's with the coffee?
01:10 Playing Games
02:00 Codename: Sushi
02:20 That New DOT bot
02:40 It doesn't like doctors
03:20 Where is the doctor?
04:00 Tribble in a blue box
04:10 Thank you Patreons! patreon.com/starfleetunderground
04:30 No Kids
05:20 Corrections - Rockets that look like
06:50 Where no Spiner's gone before
07:34 Anson Mount is Batman?
https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/anson-mount-on-his-role-as-batman-in-dcs-injustice-and-why-hes-grateful-for-star-trek
08:22 Bruce Wayne's Rocket Ship
09:03 Bluetooth Communicator
https://shop.startrek.com/
10:30 Star Trek Props Auction
https://entertainment.ha.com/
13:00 Star Trek: Enterprise S2E5 - "A Night in Sickbay"
13:11 Teaser - "Crabby Captain"
13:30 Archer: Total Dick
14:40 Sensitive Aliens? Bring your dog?
15:20 Banned for waving
16:00 Peace Sign
16:30 West Side
17:24 Nice Decon Chamber - Girl on Girl on Captain on Porthos Action
17:49 That's Right. Rub That Dog
18:48 Act I - "Paw Patrol"
20:00 At least he didn't eat the cabbage
20:07 Phlox's Toenails
21:29 Heather's Rant - Auto-Immune System Collapses
23:18 Shout out to An astrophysicist watches 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' for the first time - https://youtu.be/0VgAHq8xXWs
24:33 Phlox's Tongue
24:54 Worst Place to Sleep
25:05 Hospital Stories - Never Give Nurses a Hard Time
27:00 If they just read the instruction manual for how dogs work
27:24 Finally a Golden Shower!
27:50 All this for a Plasma Injector
28:25 T'Pol..."Like, your pride?"
28:58 Phlox's Degrees
29:40 Demanding Tips
30:00 Act II - "Archer's Blue Balls"
30:51 That Dog...Was Not a Dog.
30:15 Don't work with children, or animals
32:35 Women Always get the Job Done - Hoshi: Bat Girl
33:30 T'Pol's Quotes
34:30 Leash Protocol
35:19 Self-Centered Ass
35:45 Syncing Up
37:56 Captain? You need to get Laid
38:00 I supposed you have a degree in Psychiatry? Absolutely
39:00 You know, we have an animal for that...
39:25 One Hump or Two?
40:24 Act III - "Eyes Up Here"
41:08 Pillarian slips
42:13 He glittered
43:00 Fast Dreaming
43:30 Star Trek (2009) Backstory
44:11 You're going to drown my dog?!
45:00 Phlox's Steel
46:04 Act IV - "Good News All Around"
46:55 Disappearing Dog
47:25 That's right - Dance for us!
48:00 T'Pol Teases
48:30 Only in Decon.
50:10 Can an Asshole Learn?
50:30 Chopping the Tree
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October 18, 2021 Come Skinny Dipping With Us!
A character from the past returns and this time she's not spilling Hot Chocolate. Captain Freeman and the Cerritos come in to save the day, but first the ship has to get naked. And we're not talking about skinny dipping in Cetacean Ops! Plus there's a season-ending cliffhanger where someone ends up in handcuffs!
-Brought to you by Section 31-
00:00 Episode 93
00:30 Mission to Smash and Grab
01:45 Mission Accomplished
02:20 Special Guests get Tribbles
03:00 Welcome Stephanie and Brian
03:16 Transporter Fully Operational
04:30 Thank You Patreon Members!
05:00 Corrections - Tana, T'Ana, whatever
06:00 News!
06:14 S1 of Strange New Worlds finished shooting
06:48 Shatner went to space, and back! Mind-Fucked
10:20 Coming Fast
12:30 Shatner is what?
13:10 Bezos Shooting Champagne
15:30 Penis Rocket
16:30 Big and Dick-ish = Money can't buy happiness?
17:20 Owen Wilson's Bezos is superior
19:22 Board Game! - http://www.montecristogame.com/
21:50 Really, go check it out: http://www.montecristogame.com/
23:30 T-Shirts! https://shop.startrek.com/collections/featured-products/products/star-trek-lower-decks-ritos-adult-short-sleeve-t-shirt
24:12 Borg ASMR! https://youtu.be/vgpyUHUTCCk
24:30 Star Trek Online https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/star-trek-online-launches-new-halloween-event-with-fall-of-the-old-ones-based-off-classic-catspaw-episode
25:40 Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E10 - "First First Contact"
26:00 Hot Chocolate Sonya Gomez
26:30 Mariner vs Jen!
27:25 Andorian Pee
28:00 Excelsior looking Starship
29:00 When wrong voices happen
31:40 3-Breasted
32:30 Act I - "Malfunction Junction, what's your function? Bad News and Waves of Magnetic Plasma"
35:00 Billups' Good Service
35:30 Rutherford's Pop-Ups
36:15 Use your other EYE!
38:22 Captain Freeman Day?
39:16 Mariner's Arbiter of Chaos
40:15 D&D References
42:20 Tendi - Never Assume
43:15 You can smell her
43:47 Misbehaving Crew
44:15 Motivation for Following Orders
45:00 On the Bridge
46:49 Cetacean Ops?
47:16 Not For Kids!!!
47:27 While you're here...Buy the Board Game! - http://www.montecristogame.com/
49:15 Fireball Island
50:20 It's NOT the Rubber Ducky Room
50:30 You're lucky I'm Spiritually Aligned
51:20 Tendi's Memory Tour
52:22 Hatch 788?
53:20 Off-Limits
53:40 Solar Flare-ing up
55:05 Millennials vs Gen Y vs Z, vs X
56:30 Go watch "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
57:16 Act II yet?
58:00 Act II - "Blackouts, Max Storage, and Joysticks. Oh My! And Cetacean Ops"
1:00:00 Boimler's Maturity
1:00:30 Horny Whales. Come skinny dipping with us!
1:01:00 Steampunk Cerritos
1:02:00 Collective Crew
1:03:00 Kirk-Style Free Spirit
1:03:45 Space Suits vs Escape Pods
1:04:45 Windy Wednesday's
1:05:40 Skinny Joystick
1:06:00 Teamwork!
1:07:30 Boimler's Hero Moment
1:07:40 Cute Whales & Sea Quest
1:08:20 Kimolu and Matt
1:08:53 You look so hot and sweaty!
1:09:43 Dragon's Blood!
1:10:10 Mariner and Freeman Makeup
1:10:40 Freeman's going where?!
1:10:50 Cerritos Strong
1:11:45 Going Crazy with Classical Music
1:12:30 Nothing Explodes in here unless I say...
1:13:00 I hope it's Fajitas!
1:14:20 Sonya Gomez - Cool in Command
1:14:50 Getting off
1:16:30 Act III - "Whales Save The Day...Wait. Didn't we save them?"
1:17:20 He Blew His Blowhole! His Blowhole's Broken!
1:17:50 Don't Talk About the Koala
1:19:40 Mariner Saved by Jen
1:21:46 Rutherford's Backups
1:22:20 Was I supposed to see that
1:23:30 Cerritos to the Rescue!
1:24:55 Interlude "Sabotage"
1:26:15 Walk of Shame
1:27:20 That Button Looks Strong!
1:29:20 Tendi's Place
1:31:00 Planet Representatives or Party Frat?
1:31:59 The Music
1:36:55 New Captain?
1:37:20 Looking towards Season 3
1:40:45 Watch the after show!
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October 11, 2021 She's Just Outta Control
This week: The Bakersfield just called, they're stuck in a temporal loop - Oh that was last week. THIS week: It's time for a long warp and everyone has a Bridge Buddy except Boimler, who is not from Hawaii. We also see what Lower Deck life is like on Klingon, Vulcan, Pakled, and Borg starships
-Brought to you by Section 31-
00:00 Episode 92
00:30 Transparent robe cause for Red Alarm
01:15 Welcome to the show!
01:30 Nice Software
02:05 Tarzan Sounds
02:50 Software becomes Hardware
03:15 Pringles Delivery
04:25 Alternate use? Pringles is not a sponsor.
05:12 Plenty of Space
05:30 Thank you Patreons!
05:55 The YouTube Feed: https://www.youtube.com/Qtsy16
06:30 A certain type of viewer?
06:55 Red Alarm Bargains
07:30 Cat, not Cation
08:00 NO KIDS!
08:30 Saturday Night Live Skit: https://youtu.be/XD66suMp3J4
10:03 Patrick has a visitor?
11:00 First look for The Center Seat: 55 Years of Star Trek https://youtu.be/J_IOHcPuN3Q
11:48 Star Trek Events Calendar
13:00 LeVar Burton is Grand Marshall of 2022 Rose Parade
13:30 LeVar Burton is also a guest on Leverage: Redemption Season 2
15:12 Shatner to go to space!
17:05 Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E9 - "wej Duj"
17:47 Act I - "Metreon Particles and Rebellious Vulcans"
19:45 That scene from Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
20:28 Could've had a campfire
21:05 R&R with a Bridge Buddy
21:20 You don't have to suck a dick, but it helps?
22:00 Gum Job
22:27 Lower Decks on other ships
23:05 Wake Up!
23:30 She's just outta control
24:10 Avoid Death. And Cower.
24:53 Klingon Blood
25:40 Kill Bill
26:15 Parallel Lower Decks
27:00 Playing with the Targ
27:50 Kayshon is fat?
28:50 Shaxs and Pottery
30:17 Resting Cat Face
31:30 Starfleet Underground is not a veterinarian, consult your local vet for actual advice
32:16 Act II - "Blood Wine, Wisdom, and Hawaiian Shirts"
33:33 Boimer's Escape from...Cramps
35:00 Lucky Guys.
35:20 The Fuck Cast
36:00 Let's Go To Hawaii!
36:20 The Ritos Shirt
37:30 They don't look Hawaiian
37:50 Beaches
38:25 Tar
39:19 Famous at the beach in Hawaii
40:12 T'Lyn was SO Millennial
43:00 Walk My Targ!
43:25 Anal Expression
44:12 Caught in a Lie
44:30 Mariner and hangin' with Mom
46:04 Act III - "Red Alarm!"
48:30 Killing people on-screen
48:49 The Clump Ship Pakled
49:00 Pakled Lower Decks: You should eat. You are smart.
49:45 Boimler's Honor and Modesto is not a moon
50:30 Red Alert Cosplay
51:15 Did you bring me presents?
51:45 Need another Boomer
52:30 Klingon 2nd in command
54:00 Star Trek Clue
55:15 A Honorable Movement
55:55 The Cheat-ahs?
56:30 Last Second Vulcans
57:13 Right Side Up?
58:44 Epilogue - "Best Friends and Drones"
59:39 Vulcan on the Cerritos?
1:00:18 Ending Credit Sequence
1:01:30 You Are Smart
1:01:35 Boimler gets a Mini Boimler
1:02:40 Long Warp Drives
1:03:00 The Rating
1:04:40 Real Pakleds
1:06:14 Fuckin' Magic
1:06:30 More Lower Decks Next week!
1:07:30 Bowzer vs Bowser
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October 04, 2021 It’s Naked Time!
Red alert! This is actually a Drill! Mariner visits the Old West, The Mirror Universe, and the Naked Time, while Rutherford must handle a core breach bare handed, and Tendi must not save a life. Meanwhile Boimler gets to Borg, like no one has Borg'd before, and we see how the command crew stacks up.
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00:00 Episode 91
00:30 That is not a chip
00:49 Scabs?
01:20 Horta-Ish
03:14 What the Captain really doesn't know is...
03:30 Hi to Patreon Listeners!
04:20 No Kids!
04:40 Chips vs Scabs?
05:30 Corrections
05:48 News: Too Old for an Early Grave?
07:00 Shatner Penis Rocket
07:28 #PenisRock
08:00 Happy B-Day to The Sisko
09:07 Star Trek: Lower Decks Vol 1 soundtrack out Oct. 8
09:43 Did Heather just say Lower Sex?
10:24 Pre-Order Rant
12:00 Last week's Podcast feed.
13:15 Star Trek TNG Sets in New York!
https://www.wcax.com/2021/09/29/sneak-peek-star-trek-next-generation-set-under-construction-northern-ny/
https://www.startrektour.com/
15:45 Lower Decks looking good!
16:30 Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E8 "I, Excretes"
16:36 Teaser - "Forgotten"
17:20 So Fucked Up
18:30 Excretes Meaning...
19:00 Bakersfield is Caught in a Temporal Loop
20:30 That's not laughing, that shivering!
20:50 Act I - "Holopod Games"
23:05 Horses Love me!
23:27 Mirror Mariner #Fail
24:00 He had his Black Box out
25:00 Borg Queen!!!!
25:30 Boimler plays every side mission
25:50 Time of Life: 0900
26:37 Need an oven mitt?
27:10 Invasion of the Mirror Universe
28:15 Actual Simulations? Rand Corp?
29:53 Pandronian "Abilities"
31:38 We're all equals on this ship!
32:00 It's Naked Time!
32:32 Act II - "Freaky Friday"
34:00 Q-Pid Reference and Group Cosplay
35:45 Tendi Loves Pesto
36:20 Not Escaping Spacedock
36:50 Boimler's own Die Hard
37:38 Just Keep Borg'n
37:43 Bakersfield is Caught in a Temporal Loop
38:00 No Eat I
38:58 Act III - "Tables Turned"
41:00 He played chess with the queen!
41:50 Oh you need to drink more water.
42:13 Simulate This!
43:59 Boimler: Super Hero, or Assimilated
44:36 Blowing up the Enterprise
44:45 Horses Love Me
45:25 What gets stomped in Vegas, Stays in Vegas
46:25 The Little Bread Crumbs on Top
46:55 "They took everything that I was"
47:30 Boim Boim The Shit!
48:00 Next Week...How do I know?
49:43 We get a 9?
52:20 Spread Eagle Boimler, with the black box
53:42 Don't forget the L
54:30 Bakersfield is Caught in a Temporal Loop
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September 27, 2021 You're a Dimmer Switch, Fool!
With only black licorice for food, Mariner and Boimler face off against the evil computer, voiced by Jeffrey Combs, Billups faces his family responsibility and mother, but Rutherford must stop Billups from making his kingdom come. It's another Lower Decks and we'd like to run a full diagnostic from the bottom up.
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00:00 Episode 90
00:40 Huzzah!!
01:10 DOT and Tribble Ren Faire
02:00 #1's #2
02:40 10 sided
03:20 Thanks Patreon Members! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
04:10 No Kids!
04:24 Who's Bonnie?
05:18 Corrections
05:50 News: Star Trek Discovery themed Escape Room
https://comicbook.com/gaming/news/star-trek-quantum-filament-escape-room/
07:13 Willie Garson has passed away. RIP.
https://variety.com/2021/tv/news/willie-garson-dead-dies-sex-and-the-city-white-collar-actor-1235070748/
08:57 It was not Coca Cola.
10:19 William Shatner to Rocketman to Space
https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/24/william-shatner-going-space-jeff-bezos-blue-origin/
12:02 Motivation for going to space
13:51 The Orville in March 10, 2022
https://trekmovie.com/2021/09/23/the-orville-season-3-release-date-announced-watch-new-horizons-teaser/
15:30 Star Trek Fleet Command coming to PC
https://www.startrekfleetcommand.com/
https://mycherrytree.com/products/startrek-fleet-command-borg-cube-atx-pc
16:57 Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E7 "Where Pleasant Fountains Lie"
17:00 Teaser: "Evil Computers and Meddling Mothers"
17:15 Packed like an iPhone
17:44 Jeffery Combs returns to Star Trek!
18:00 Related to Landru?
18:39 You Almost Got me!
19:30 Such a mother move
19:40 Alien Street Food
20:20 Stepped Up Animation
21:05 Scott Bakula on Bob Saget's Podcast
https://trekmovie.com/2021/09/23/scott-bakula-on-how-9-11-changed-star-trek-enterprise-and-possible-quantum-leap-reboot/
21:46 Scott Bakula was also on the Emmy's
22:08 Act I - "Insecurities, Virginity, and Sand, oh my!"
22:50 Cheering on Virginity
23:20 Bad Joke Time
24:45 Boimler's 2-Fisted Phaser Wet Work
26:30 Hysperian Hysteria
27:30 Ornate Ship and Ren Faire People
28:14 I will not have sex, mother. Freud, anyone?
28:30 The Questions
30:15 It's good to be the King!
30:46 Pumped with Dilithium
31:29 We crossed it hard
31:40 Mariner and Boimler's wild ride
33:15 My zone. It's so comfortable
34:04 Act II - " Desert Planets. Black Licorice Again? Come On, Man! Sex, Lies and Videotape"
35:40 Agithus? Agitha? Who?
36:29 Agimus and stretchy cords
37:09 I was just stretching!
37:50 Black Licorice
39:20 Climbing the Tree
40:40 Small Buildup
41:05 Mythical Names
41:39 Big Boom, Bada
42:20 I have fish?
42:40 I can make you a cheeseburger
43:45 You can stand to lose a few pounds
45:30 Mind Games from a 100 year old router
45:57 2 American Coins
47:12 Act III - "Oh. I forgot to title the next section"
49:25 I will BLIND YOU!
50:36 "Diabotical"
51:20 Trained not to do foreplay
51:58 Doubling Down
52:20 The Royal Penis
52:42 Doing the Do
53:20 Comms Blocking Lute
54:23 Star Trek Mothers
54:56 Boimler is Stunning
55:40 You A Dimmer Switch, Fool!
56:44 Jeffery Combs at his most evil?
57:30 MURDER DRONES!
59:40 Did His Kingdom Come?
1:01:25 Big Decisions
1:02:43 When in doubt, fuck it!
1:03:00 Hey Mike! How about the episode names a little earlier?!
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September 21, 2021 Full Molecular Engorgement
The Pakleds Return, and this time they have a plan.
Mariner, Tendi and Rutherford get on Anomaly Consolidation Duty. Boimler hangs out with some redshirts, and there's gossip about Riker's trombone cleaning. Rumdar the Pakled Spy learns that the Cerritos has the biggest bathroom ever, and he single-handedly beats Captain Janeway
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00:00 Episode 89
00:30 There were four lights!
01:45 Or was it three?
03:10 Holodeck Safeties
03:30 Tiny Helmets
04:30 For our amusement
05:20 LeVar Burton on the Daily Show
06:09 Re-Makes?
06:50 Someone still hasn't seen GOT
07:24 Lovecraft Country
07:48 The Watchmen
08:22 What's my name?
09:39 Now hosted by Watson
10:30 Happy B-Day Jeremy Roberts, and more!
11:30 Autobiography of Mr. Spock
12:25 Kirk and Spock
12:38 Shatner reacts to Shatner Impressions
14:45 Star Trek Discovery wins an Emmy!
16:00 Star Trek Voyager Documentary
16:30 Activision remasters Star Trek games!
18:46 Humble Bundle https://www.humblebundle.com/
19:50 Thank you Patreons! https://www.patreon.com/starfleetunderground
20:00 NO KIDS!
20:20 Leisure Suit Harry Kim
20:44 Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E6 - "The Spy Humongous"
20:50 Teaser - "Take me to your leader"
21:46 Pakled Subterfuge
22:00 Nice Big Helmets
22:50 This ship is strong. I live here now.
23:30 In Starfleet, they give you a bigger starship
24:13 Act I - "Pakled Hide and Seek"
25:30 I want to see your shields!
26:29 He just took a picture of his foot
26:41 Redshirts
27:30 Star Trek Leaders
28:30 Ransom is into Crystals
29:30 Star Trek: Fat Albert
29:49 Full Molecular Engorgement
30:20 Clothes like the Hulk
31:36 Riker Cleaning his Trombone
32:25 Some kind of Sex Stuff?
32:50 Super Secret Gift Shop
36:26 Act II - "Snail Shit"
34:37 Easter Egg Dumpster Dive
35:40 Uh, he's in the bathroom
36:00 Freedom!
36:36 Nanobots Bites Bits
37:08 Don't give me mushfruit
38:47 Spikes in my face
39:00 Tendi's fun is Mariner's Hell
39:40 Shoulder Pads
41:55 Give us a Speech!
42:30 First time mess-ups
43:12 Wesley Crusher?
44:45 He's Giant and Brown
45:15 Live Action 3 little pigs
45:43 HEADPHONE ALERT! Screaming Slug
46:14 Nanobots did not attack Rutherford?
46:49 Pooped out by an alien creature
47:28 Don't Get Digested!
47:45 Act III - "Be Careful What You Wish For"
50:00 Prank Calling Armus
51:20 He could've *69'd their ass
51:46 The Pink Cube
52:30 Boimler with the solution
53:18 Beans! Hot!
54:00 Laughter is the solution
54:28 Nerds save the world
55:00 Being Captain - Not about the speeches
56:11 He should've been shit out an airlock
57:05 Hope for Jen?
57:19 Boimler a leader?
58:04 Masterful Spy
59:44 Big Body Rutherford
1:01:48 Ratings
1:03:00 Pakled Bathrooms
1:04:20 Everybody Hates Armus
1:06:37 Tune in next week to find out what the show is next week
Thanks for listening!
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