Starfleet Underground

Starfleet Underground

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  • I’m Glad I Wore Underwear
    This week there's an epic party, but Mariner's not on the list.
    Tendi and Rutherford blow up the cutest warp core you've ever seen.
    Becky's Back in Town with a case full of bubble bath, and Boimler's riding shotgun.
    Find out what a Doopler is, and how not to duplicate it.
    And, our Number One is back from Star Trek Day, and yes that was him in the video, probably violating the prime directive.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 88
    00:45 Captain's Mount
    01:00 Who's Saint Andrews?
    01:50 Hide your kids, but bring your wife
    02:10 A Tribble Incident
    02:30 No more Dooplercating
    02:45 No Photocopying with the Warp Drive
    03:08 Playing with myself - Cards
    03:50 Star Trek Day News - Discovery Season 4 Starts 11/18/21
    04:20 Nana Visistor's New Book!
    05:50 Number One's Away Mission at Star Trek Day
    07:35 Number One sighted!
    08:40 Strange New Worlds Cast
    09:00 Standing O
    09:54 The Orchestra was phenomenal - and Isa Briones
    10:45 Bad Slur?
    11:30 Hosts?
    11:45 Ricardo who?
    12:55 Starfleet Acadamey
    13:30 Where's our Section 31?
    13:35 Star Trek Prodigy 10/28/22 = Looks Good
    14:15 Pew Pew Pew!
    15:00 Can I call you Captain?
    15:22 That's in a different Holodeck
    15:29 Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E5 - "An Embarrasment of Dooplers"
    15:53 Act I - "The DOH-pler Effect"
    16:00 Emissionary, Emissions, what?
    17:25 Richard Kind
    17:49 Dooplercating
    18:03 WTF is a Doopler?
    18:50 Drop a fork
    19:10 There's no forking around
    19:30 Stacking Crates
    20:00 Getting Torn Up
    20:30 Replicated Water
    21:10 Model with phasers
    21:30 Mariner looking sexy, Boimler Skant.
    22:26 Who's Becky? OMG, Becky look at
    22:55 Quark's
    23:27 Act II - "Dooplercating"
    23:59 There were some Lores in there
    24:25 Tom Kenny
    25:00 Star Trek Actors
    26:10 Corrections!
    26:50 If you're Boim Boim, you like the Voy Voy
    27:00 Ceti Alhpa
    27:30 BF and GF?
    28:30 Spirking
    29:20 The Silent Treatment
    29:35 Rutherford has no chill
    30:22 Constipated Cop?
    31:45 Dabo!
    32:00 We're not people!
    32:30 Rutherford competes with his own ghost
    33:20 Seminar with Ed
    33:53 Still Alive
    34:20 Bubble Bath www.ebay.com/itm/252767662145
    35:36 https://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2047675.m570.l1313&_nkw=star+trek+bubble+bath&_sacat=0
    36:12 After the Horn Rub
    36:37 https://twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG/status/1434577352940531723?s=20
    36:50 Act III - "Pissedopplers"
    38:55 I'm glad I wore underwear for this
    39:55 Tough-Ass Bouncer
    41:01 Riding on your shoulders
    41:50 Cute Warp Core Ejection
    42:30 Doopler Listeners?
    43:20 Bleep, Bleep Bleep, Your Bleeping Face!
    44:15 Prune Juice Spritz
    44:40 Picard is not a golem?
    46:25 Jennifer Lewis
    46:50 Free Shots!
    47:15 DJ Outrageous Okana
    48:00 Dive Bar Decorations
    48:30 Crawling things Bleep up your Bleep
    49:00 DS9 Model!
    49:15 Self-referencing and easter eggs
    51:20 You're Number One!
    51:50 A Beard
    52:30 One little gripe
    53:20 Ratings
    54:00 Insulting Tribbles
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    57 min
  • The Mugato Twins
    There's a rumor going around that somebody works for Section 31. Boimler and Rutherford go 2 on 1 with Mariner, and the result is not pretty. Tendi goes on a secret scanning mission, Shaxs has a taste for the hunt, The Ferengi open up a sexy Mugato preservation, and someone likes to watch.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 87
    00:30 Looking at pulsars
    00:51 Talking to the wall
    01:25 Don't touch those!
    02:20 Everybody heard
    02:30 No Kids!
    02:50 HR is listening
    03:30 Thanks to Patreons! patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    03:45 Grab vs Graze
    04:45 Getting away with it on Facebook
    05:10 Never been banned
    05:26 Bitch, Please!
    05:45 Banned!
    06:00 Mark is not invited
    07:20 New Patreon Member! Hi Ed!
    08:20 Auction! Star Trek Pinball and Spock's Ears
    https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/nimoy-family-adds-star-trek-pinball-machine-and-spock-ears-to-auction-benefiting-copd-research
    09:00 Surprise!
    09:55 Annie Wersching joins Season 2 of Picard at the Borg Queen! https://deadline.com/2021/09/star-trek-picard-annie-wersching-recurring-for-season-2-1234826556/
    11:55 Tim Russ helps NASA!
    https://nerdist.com/article/star-trek-voyager-tim-russ-nasa-spot-asteroid/
    14:24 Extra Testicular Life
    15:20 7" Bat'leth and 8" Vulcan Lirpa
    https://blog.trekcore.com/2021/08/factory-entertainment-debuts-scaled-down-star-trek-prop-replicas/
    17:30 Star Trek: Lower Decks S2R4 - "Mugato, Gumato"
    17:45 Teaser: "Fight like a girl!"
    18:00 Expecting an ass kicking, but...
    18:20 Just run!
    18:50 Shaxs 10 min early
    19:25 Not Mariner's HoloGym
    19:48 Holodeck was on Easy Mode
    20:15 2 on 1 Anbo-jyutsu
    21:00 Future from the '80s
    21:21 Act I - "Physicals, Poisoned Horns, Black Ops, Oh My!"
    22:40 She's Black Ops
    23:00 That's just a kinky thing
    23:40 The Knife Thing
    24:45 Finger Dipping and Eating
    25:40 Denobulans get Puffy
    26:13 Believing Rumors
    26:45 Where did Honus come from?
    27:40 Their Genitals are Sensitive to Phaser Fire
    28:30 Mugato, Gumato origins
    30:00 Whip it!
    30:40 Act II - "Don't Lose Your Head to a Black Ops Killer Using the Lowest Tractor Factor"
    32:20 Mugato Porn, The Stroking of the Horn
    33:00 Trapped in a log
    33:46 Free Joke!
    35:35 The Tractor Factor
    36:40 Use you special powers!
    37:00 Tricorder to the face!
    37:30 She's totally Section 31!
    38:15 Tendi's Scanning Mission
    38:45 Stevens needs milk
    39:26 Act III - "Physicals are for Pussies"
    41:20 Rumors help with Dating? The Mugato Twins
    41:50 Caitian Chasing
    42:50 You want me to see the doctor? I AM the Doctor!
    43:30 Tendi's Arm
    43:50 Bazooka Powerpoint
    44:20 Last Outpost Style Ferengi
    46:15 Moogie's Goodies
    47:10 Scamming Starfleet?
    47:50 Pooper Scooper
    48:13 Tangy
    48:25 Shaxs and T'Ana Fan-Fic?
    49:00 Inappropriate Hairball
    49:44 Next week! "Embarrassment of Dooplers"
    50:20 Star Trek Day September 8th - https://www.startrek.com/day
    51:30 A Tribble? No, that's a windscreen
    52:15 The Ratings
    54:40 He Did It Multiple Times
    55:20 Shout out to Patreons!
    56:00 Back into a wall - Glory Hole?!
    56:42 In Memory of Steffan Fredsti
    58:00 Be Safe! - Thanks for listening!
    58:50 Where's the wall?
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    1 hr 1 min
  • Shaxs is Back! Back Again
    The starship's tightened computer security hates Boimler, and Tom Paris almost kills him, and then beats him up. Also, Shaxs is back!
    It's time for a Girl's Trip! Tendi has a dark side she's not proud of, and Mariner's into bad boys, bad girls, bad gender non-binary babes, bad bynars, Ruthless Alien Masterminds...
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 86
    00:50 Welcome Aboard!
    01:20 Not a podcast for Kids!
    02:00 Regular Scientist
    02:30 Why do you never call me #1?
    02:50 A Tall #1
    03:06 I like to push buttons
    03:13 Forget to put pants on?
    04:00 Thank you patreons!
    04:20 Pants optional
    04:30 Corrections
    05:08 Orville Wrapped Season 3
    05:30 Dark Horse Comics w/ some Orville filler
    06:00 Get your Hulu ready
    05:40 No fighting the Censor Sensors.
    07:00 Star Trek: Prodigy new villains announced
    08:15 Official Magazine returning
    09:40 Star Trek Day, Wednesday Sept 8th
    11:20 Netflix?
    13:30 Shatner's new Country Music
    15:15 Shatner a Golem?
    17:15 Star Trek: Discovery has wrapped season 4
    18:30 Licensing International Executive Bill Burke has passed away.
    19:48 The Tribbles have a VIDEO GAME! Tribble Troubles
    21:51 Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E3 - "We'll always have Tom Paris"
    22:08 Teaser - "The Comebacks"
    23:04 Shaxs is Back!
    24:30 The Ship is trying to kill Boimler?
    25:17 Are we gonna do some sci-fi stuff today?
    25:25 Crazy computers
    26:30 Tendi: Alpha Geek!
    27:00 Rutherford's freak out
    27:30 Act I - "What happens in Qualor II..."
    29:00 Does the Doctor have fleas?
    29:20 Boimler: Certified Star Trek Nerd
    30:00 Boimler getting doored in the ass
    30:50 Is he still a salamander?
    31:20 Voy? Voyager? V'Ger?
    32:10 Girls Trip!
    32:50 Klingon Acid Punk
    33:40 Du Hast
    34:00 Girl's Peek - Caitian Sex Doll
    36:24 Comebacks
    38:30 Act II - "A Pirate's Life"
    39:40 I like this look
    40:10 I like bad boys, girls, bad gender non-binary babes, ruthless alien masterminds, bad bynars...
    40:45 Mistress of the Winter Constellations
    41:20 Just talk like a pirate
    41:48 Just blame it on the pheromones
    42:13 How'd you die?
    42:45 Paris on the Bridge
    43:19 Talking Plate?
    45:22 Leave my probe out of my coffee
    45:45 Tapestry
    46:30 Tendi's good at Dom-jot
    46:51 Mariner on DS9
    48:00 Woman Up - Ovary Up
    48:30 Betty White and Balls?
    48:57 Act III - "All Cats Want"
    50:30 Did he sign the plate?
    50:58 Blame it on the Bee
    51:12 RAMMING SPEED! ...Doink.
    52:00 Time in the Brig
    52:40 What REALLY happened to Shaxs
    52:51 Pricked
    53:50 Scientific Depravity
    54:13 No log for you
    55:05 It's the Box
    57:04 The magic of the square
    57:32 You die with the lie
    57:50 Starship Captcha
    58:20 Aggressive Doors
    1:00:00 What we learned
    1:00:51 Heather's Rating
    1:01:10 Just a little more Tom Paris
    1:02:50 Pegged
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    1 hr 8 min
  • Sucked to Death
    The Cerritos goes to assist a collector, and boy is the Easter egg collection massive!
    Meanwhile, Boimler executes a perfect attack pattern Delta to send the Pakleds packing, and Riker sends him and a team to infiltrate a Pakled Mining operation, and guess what? It's a two-for-one special!
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 85
    00:30 DOTs have opinions
    01:00 Heather did not scratch the ship
    01:20 Back from the 55-Year Mission
    01:30 Fan in Vegas
    01:50 Quick Rundown: No rundown included
    02:10 Social Media! https://twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG/status/1425895588474892289?s=20
    02:30 Join our Patreon!
    03:00 NO KIDS!
    03:30 No Corrections
    04:00 Where'd the Pink Tribble go?
    04:30 Burnt Toast
    04:50 No Pakled sightings in Vegas
    05:35 News: Brand New Star Trek Wines - https://startrekwines.com
    06:50 What occasion?
    07:02 Discovery Season 4 done?
    07:30 Gene Rodenberry's 100'th B-Day, Jonathan Frakes' 69th
    07:45 NASA and Rodenberry Entertainment Special Event https://youtu.be/2-3MTPMBLDw
    08:20 Prop Store Auction Tribbles and Knives, oh my! https://usm.propstoreauction.com/m/view-auctions/info/id/292/
    10:30 Win a Tribble?
    10:50 Star Trek II Soundtrack Re-Master https://blog.trekcore.com/2021/08/remastered-star-trek-ii-wrath-of-khan-soundtrack/
    12:56 Star Trek: Lower Decks S2E2 "Kayshon, His Eyes Open"
    13:00 Teaser: "Sonic Shower Showdown"
    13:30 Communal Nudity
    13:40 Mariner's Shower Goes to 11
    15:20 New Borg Scene - All those Romulans!
    15:44 Act I - "Collector - Schmellector"
    16:15 New head of security
    17:08 Chairman Siggi
    17:24 Tamarian Knife
    17:42 Easter Eggs
    18:00 FLUFFY!!!
    18:20 Unicorn!
    19:50 Boimler's gotta be having a ball
    20:20 That's a wrap!
    20:50 Boimler BM?
    21:00 The Rights of a Robot?
    21:45 Collecting Rutherford?
    23:13 Act II - "Puppets and Away Missions"
    24:00 Did I hear paper?
    25:00 Talkin' about the D
    25:25 Popping the DOT
    26:36 Mariner vs Jet
    27:22 Kahless' Fornication Helmet and Spock 2
    27:45 Suck me to death?
    29:50 Spock gave 'em a boner
    30:20 You need a great right hand
    31:02 Accusing the Orion
    31:25 They're stealing our snacks!
    31:40 Sawing the Door
    32:20 I joined to study moss
    33:00 Transporter Accident
    33:10 Tip of a bone
    33:38 More Easter Eggs!
    34:15 When Fonzie Jumped the Shark
    34:35 Act III - "Reunited Times Two: Double Trouble"
    35:20 Boimler Boimed Himself
    36:00 Jet Who?
    36:45 Not a Toy! Do Not Play with Me!
    37:00 Shaka, with his butt open
    38:00 Left instead of Right? What could have happened?
    38:30 Even more Boimler?
    39:00 They Brought the Tamarian Back
    39:50 Tune in last week...
    40:50 BINGO!
    42:00 Shots Shots Shots
    42:20 Heather's 8
    42:30 Patrick's 7.5-8
    42:40 Rocky's Hard 9
    42:50 Captain's 8.5
    43:20 Next week....We don't know!
    Be Safe! - Thanks for listening!
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    45 min
  • Big Head
    The Starfleetunderground.com Podcast
    Live, or Pre-recorded, from an un-disclosed hotel room in Las Vegas.
    We're at the 55-Year Mission, formerly known as Star Trek Las Vegas, and our ship is cloaked, in orbit.
    Lower Decks is back Rutherford might have SMD, there's some kind of Strange Energies, and Ransom has a big head.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 84
    Place Show Notes Here.
    Hey, it's a convention week, we can do show notes some other time. Right?
    ...Guys? Show notes?
    ...Any note at all?
    ...Ok, you're on your own...
    Would this be a good time to thank the Patreons?
    And ask you to become one too?
    That isn't too tacky, is it?
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    1 hr 16 min
  • One Big Yank
    After the infamous Romulan minefield incident, a computer controlled alien repair station fixes up Enterprise, mends Malcolm Reed's leg, and abducts Travis Mayweather, all while making a quick 200 liters of good old Warp Plasma. But it's a trap Archer blows up the whole thing up and makes a quick getaway.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 83
    01:03 The show is hosted by Captain Nathan Adams
    01:30 An audience with Gowron
    02:04 Section 31 at it again
    02:57 Feeling of Respect
    03:04 Welcome back Stephanie
    04:03 Tribble side project
    05:06 Thank You Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    06:04 News: Viacom CBS and Sky brings Paramount + and Star Trek: Prodigy to Europe!
    06:59 Star Trek: Unplugged? Ha! New Trek vs Old Trek
    12:29 IDIC
    13:55 Some Star Trek Movies move to AMC+
    16:26 LeVar Burton voice and likeness lent to a Tonie
    17:55 Star Trek Enterprise S2E4 - "Dead Stop"
    18:16 Teaser
    19:00 Damage...Send NCIS?
    19:45 Like bike ride
    20:30 Anyone hear from Archer?
    21:20 Convenient for Plot
    22:16 Consequences from show to show
    23:10 Act I
    24:10 We can't fit...What?!
    24:40 Too good to be true?
    25:02 Reed and Phlox - The worms
    25:44 If you're hurting, you're alive
    25:50 Where does the blood worm come out?
    26:40 I could build that
    27:16 Let me show where it's hurt
    27:40 That computer sounds familiar
    28:30 Voice Activated Frustration
    29:15 What?! No Apple Pay?
    29:45 Warp Plasma is a Thing
    30:42 Nice Warp Plasma Barrels
    30:59 ACME Warp Plasma
    31:21 Rec Room
    31:41 Act II
    32:40 Full-Featured Replicator
    33:10 Archer's got a stick up his ass
    34:55 Tucker and Reed: Naturally Curious
    36:18 Intrusion Detection
    37:09 Pay no attention to the computer behind the curtain!
    37:20 Travis's Demise
    37:43 The only Black guy
    39:55 Act III
    41:50 The Matrix
    42:26 Phlox's mind
    43:15 Rigelian Fever
    43:25 Get vaccinated, or else
    44:11 You signed a contract
    44:20 Archer: I Knew it!
    45:00 Pulling Tubes
    45:30 All-Seeing Computer?
    47:00 It's a voyeur?
    47:30 Tucker's Overacting
    47:42 He was being a Ken
    48:20 Acting Acting Badly
    49:43 That inquiry was not recognized
    50:36 Act IV
    51:44 Yanker...All he does is yank...One big yank. He's really good at yanking
    53:19 No Body Left Behind
    53:55 Not the way you want to got to Sto'Vo'Kkor
    54:05 Archer is the worst captain. What other captains would to
    55:24 Prequel to the Borg?
    55:40 Similar Evolution
    55:58 Artificial Intelligence Run Amok
    57:39 Speak'N'Spell and Alexa got together and had a repair station
    58:00 What about the next customer?
    58:22 Ferengi's Dead Stop?
    59:30 The scores
    1:02:10 What they do with the spare Mayweather Body?
    1:04:00 Different Opinions are OK
    1:07:15 Next Week: Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 2 Episode 1!
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    1 hr 9 min
  • Punked by a Mine
    Enterprise encounters a Romulan minefield, the hard way - Hoshi bangs her head, Phlox gets busy in sickbay, Travis flies the ship to safety, The Romulans take pot shots, Reed does his duty and gets rather attached, and Archer almost gets punked by a mine.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 82
    00:35 Our #1 Returns
    01:00 Podcasting cloaked
    01:15 No Kids!
    02:00 No Tribbles Harmed
    02:25 Two Member Myth
    02:50 Punk Rock Tribble
    03:15 What happens on the Klingon Ship...
    04:06 Blacklight Planet
    04:25 Shout out to Section 31 and Patreon! patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    04:45 Skant Fit
    05:48 Corrections
    06:44 Timey Wimey Who?
    08:30 News: Star Trek Funko Pops - https://www.startrek.com/gallery/the-latest-star-trek-funko-pops-are-available-to-pre-order
    09:20 Transparent Aluminum and Velcro Thoughts
    09:37 Getting 2 things
    09:50 Star Trek: Mission Chicago Tix/Hotel now on sale - https://www.startrekmissions.com/
    10:40 55th Year Convention Protocols - https://www.creationent.com
    12:00 Ship...Out of Danger?
    12:40 Crying for Star Trek
    13:20 Positivity
    14:30 Getting 5G
    14:50 Magnetictivity
    15:30 Might delete later
    15:50 Star Trek: Lower Decks Aug. 12 Paramount Plus, but for the rest of the world Aug. 13 on Amazon Prime
    17:17 https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/star-trek-voyagers-doctor-robert-picardo-offers-fans-free-autographed-photos-if-they-get-the-covid-19-vaccine
    19:55 Star Trek: Enterprise - S2E3 "Minefield"
    20:20 Teaser -"IED"
    20:50 Gonna see a new planet....BOOM!
    21:15 Awkward Breakfast
    22:00 SportsBall
    22:25 Space's Ass
    23:10 More bounce to the ounce
    23:40 Pumped Up Effects
    23:58 Got a communication for ya, bitch...BOOM!
    24:50 Act I - "Stealth Bomber"
    25:40 Ambushed
    26:20 First Time - Romulans
    27:05 Osmotic Eel gets it's groove on
    27:37 Hoshi, my! What long hair you have.
    28:23 Skant too short?
    28:45 The Duty
    29:30 Bone to pick
    29:55 EV Suit/Magnetics
    31:56 Our pants are down
    32:30 Starship Troopers Suits from the Book
    33:25 Detach the Hull Plating? 300 Bolts
    34:35 Act II - "The Bomb"
    34:45 Romulan Secrets?
    36:27 Joystick
    36:50 Which Atari Game?
    37:38 Doing it by feel
    38:00 Romulan Bets
    38:30 Getting Malcolm to open up
    39:00 Great Uncle
    39:20 First Time Star Trek Writer
    40:10 Help from the one person
    40:40 Hoshi Banged
    42:00 Talent
    42:40 Act III - "Suicide Bomber"
    43:20 Taco Tuesday Strikes Again!
    43:50 Reading Romulan Star Empire
    44:30 Scary Mine De-Arming
    45:00 Dude! You're working on a explosive device!
    45:20 Fraternization
    45:40 In Space!? That's pretty kinky
    46:15 Salty Ocean
    47:00 Being friendly with your boss
    49:49 The Uncle Story
    50:44 Punked by a Mine
    51:30 Plastique and Noobs
    52:20 Romulan Differences
    52:50 Grievers
    53:15 Heroism
    54:45 Travis also has sense of Duty
    55:00 Malcolm needs to be laid
    55:40 I want to live!
    56:10 It Was His Duty
    56:30 Act IV - "Mind Blown"
    57:10 T'Pol gets emotional?
    58:00 In space, there's no sound
    59:00 Documentary Style CG'd shots Space: Above and Beyond
    1:00:00 Fox?!?!
    1:00:55 Friday Nights
    1:01:40 Spacesuit Design Flaw/Feature?
    1:02:28 Mine Rants: Timing
    1:03:20 Mine Rants: You Can't Twerk in Space
    1:04:10 Mine Rants: Force of Explosion
    1:04:55 Mine Rants: How'd they get in the ship?
    1:05:00 Crunchy Eggs
    1:06:00 Romulan point of view
    1:06:30 Mine/Ship Cloaking
    1:08:20 All Goop
    1:09:08 Completely Impossible Things
    1:09:30 Heather Score
    1:11:50 Different Views and Slapping the Hot Dog?
    1:13:20 Next week: Star Trek: Enterprise - "Dead Stop"
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    1 hr 18 min
  • Resting Duck Face
    It's story-time! Our first officer is on a research mission. T'Pol is having wine and telling stories about her mother's mother's mother. First Vulcan Contact was actually in Carbon Creek. And, where exactly did Velcro come from? The answer may surprise you.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 81
    00:30 #1's Away Mission
    01:20 NO KIDS
    01:40 Double Trouble?
    02:10 Gay Klingons?
    02:49 Gowron Eyes
    03:30 Silicon Valley Science - Hand To Stroke Ratio
    04:12 Tripod
    04:45 It's happy to see you
    04:56 patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    05:30 A rescue
    06:20 Corrections...Nope.
    06:45 Star Trek Mission: Chicago - Tix On Sale July 29 - https://www.startrekmissions.com/en-us.html
    10:26 Comicon Star Trek News - https://youtu.be/PRxhSEN4LLQ
    10:40 Star Trek: Prodigy is coming!
    11:57 Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 2!
    13:30 Disco Dungeons and Dragons at STLV - https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv.html
    14:10 Section 31 show? - https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/star-trek-boss-alex-kurtzman-in-an-old-interview-was-very-optimistic-about-a-section-31-spinoff-series
    15:15 Cooking
    18:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - S2E2 "Carbon Creek"
    18:10 Teaser - "Tell us a story"
    18:40 First First Contact Day
    19:30 Spill the wine, drink that Vulcan
    19:55 The Cock is in Montana?
    20:20 Mother's Mother's Mother
    20:50 Ten Days
    21:45 Act I - "Swallowed by a Whale"
    22:13 Space AAA's wait time
    22:30 Two Vulcans Walk Into A Bar
    22:53 Little Nippley in Carbon Creek
    24:15 Eyes Popped...Something Popped
    24:30 Shoes and Balance
    25:40 Two Vulcans Walk into a Bar
    27:41 Sputnik!
    28:10 The Seat-belt thing
    29:10 The Cars
    29:58 Act II - "Hook, Line, and Sinker"
    30:40 Twilight Dick Zone
    32:20 Vulcan Duck Face? Resting Duck Face?
    34:30 Playing Pool, which starts with P, and rhymes with T...
    35:00 Don't wager me
    35:40 The kid called me Moe
    36:10 What's that guy's name?
    36:30 Integrating Vulcans
    37:20 Breaking Protocols - Lying and touching food
    38:00 Don't wanna miss "I Love Lucy"
    38:40 Testing Nukes
    39:05 Vulcan with No Name and the Captain
    39:50 Act III - "I caught a fish this big!"
    40:30 You're not from Mars, are you?
    42:39 Intimate Activity
    43:30 Vulcan Compassion
    44:30 Equivalent of a furry?
    45:15 Bar Music - Crazy Arms sounded better than Gently Falls
    48:10 Han Shot First
    49:30 Act IV - "A Whale of a Tale"
    50:40 Empathy
    51:00 Distress Call Caught in the Spam Filter
    51:45 Velcro's Origin?!
    52:50 Mestrel's Outcome
    54:00 14th Consecutive Berman/Braga Story
    55:30 Heather's Score
    56:50 The Truth about Velcro?
    57:59 Next week: Star Trek: Enterprise S2E3 - "Minefield"
    58:30 A Captain's Duty
    Be Safe! - Thanks for listening!
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    1 hr
  • Spoilers!!!
    Archer can't get Daniels to talk about spoilers, the Suliban search the ship, the crew is confined to quarters, Archer Facetimes T'Pol from the future, Hoshi breaks out Topless, Silik's boss stops talking to him, the Vulcan Science Directorate says the time travel isn't fair, and...Is that a warp core breach or left-over fireworks?
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 80
    00:30 Is that Bread?
    01:16 Crouton
    02:00 Jammin' Tribbles
    02:30 Not supposed to be frothy
    02:50 Neighborhood Bike
    03:30 Droppin' Pants
    04:20 Klingon in your blood?
    04:38 NO KIDS!
    05:00 Thank you Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    05:15 Temporal Loop
    05:29 Temporal Loop
    06:00 Special Shout Out!
    07:00 Playmate Toys Coming Next Year
    08:00 Star Trek Movie?
    08:55 What ever happened to Tarantino Trek?
    09:30 Team America Sex Scene?!
    10:10 Virtual Set Wall for Trek
    12:20 Four Emmy Nominations for Disco
    13:30 Slingshots
    14:00 Getting Raised on Risa
    14:45 Star Trek Enterprise: S2E1 - "Shockwave Part 2"
    14:50 Teaser - "Archer Houdini"
    15:00 Archer Ain't Here!
    15:15 Silipods
    16:00 Reed and Trip wanna throw down
    16:40 Suliban Shapeshifting Stuff
    17:17 Act I - "Aulus Allienus Library"
    18:15 Wait...What century?
    18:30 Cat fight!
    19:30 Those Vulcans
    20:05 We're gonna Karen all of Starfleet
    21:15 Silik Locks em' up!
    21:30 A little s and m
    21:50 Library Technology
    22:15 Archer: Spoilers!
    23:45 Where's the Appacolypse People?
    24:27 Cancel Culture in the 21'st Century!
    25:10 Burn?
    26:00 They're all on Mars
    26:20 Act II - "31st Century Macgyver"
    27:40 Giving Good Face
    28:30 Time Travel isn't Fair
    29:00 Archer's kind of a big deal
    29:30 Daniels' Macgyver
    30:20 Daniels' Fuckup
    31:15 If only they destroyed Enterprise
    31:40 Meme of the week! Badgey vs. Miss Minutes
    32:25 Act III - "Hoshi McClane"
    33:36 Roomy Conduits
    33:50 Cool Blue Lighting
    34:30 Bra Continuity
    35:30 You're an Ugly Bastard!
    35:45 DJ Silik - Drop the Bass
    36:30 Archer Jumps from time to time
    37:20 Trip and T'Pol retake the ship
    37:50 T'Pol can act!
    38:44 Faked Warp Core Breach
    39:00 Suliban on the Catwalk
    39:44 Act IV - "Judge Soval Judy"
    40:40 The most uncomfortable Zoom Call
    41:20 T'Pol puts it over the top
    41:25 Vulcan Rage Quit
    42:50 Late night calls
    43:30 The Captain's Log
    43:45 Seconds man?
    45:00 Jammies
    46:00 Replicated Bra?
    46:40 Nude Bra
    47:15 Heather's Score
    48:06 Annoyed by Underwear
    49:00 Strange new Clothes?
    49:45 Bras are Evil
    50:00 Anti-Gravity Bras?
    50:19 Anti-Gravity Balls
    50:40 All bras should be burned
    51:00 Lower Decks Season 2: August 12
    52:14 This week's Theme?
    53:20 Next Week: Star Trek: Enterprise S2E2 - "Carbon Creek"
    54:20 https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    55:40 Ears are the eyes of the soul
    56:40 The Slap comes Free!
    Be Safe! - Thanks for listening!
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    59 min
  • Never Get Into a Turbolift Alone
    The shuttlepod comes in, like a wrecking ball, starts the show with a bang, and even though it's a setup, Starfleet shows us how they did cancel culture back in the day. Daniels returns to show Archer all of the cheat codes, and he does the Time Warp Again. It's just a jump to the left...Also: dick pics.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 79
    01:00 https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    01:12 Non-Corporal Captain?
    02:00 Tribbles on a leash
    02:20 Eew!
    03:00 Manly gripping cheeks
    03:30 One Correction
    03:55 Not Kid Friendly
    04:16 Michelle Yeoh in Witcher Prequel - https://www.theverge.com/2021/7/6/22565149/michelle-yeoh-netflix-the-witcher-blood-origin-sword-elves
    06:05 Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home coming back to theaters - https://trekmovie.com/2021/07/08/star-trek-iv-the-voyage-home-returns-to-theaters-in-august-for-2-nights-tickets-available-now/
    06:47 Double Dumbass, bitch!
    07:00 Star Trek at Comicon@home - https://www.youtube.com/user/ComicCon
    08:00 Bathrobe and Tribble Slippers
    08:18 Grudge's Book - https://www.amazon.com/Star-Trek-Discovery-Grudge-Books/dp/1801260478
    09:30 Med Kit? https://www.factoryent.com/Star-Trek-The-Next-Generation-Medical-Set-p/408677.htm
    10:30 Star Trek Movies - https://trekmovie.com/2021/07/07/paramount-releasing-star-trek-tos-movies-4k-uhd-blu-ray-set/
    11:50 OK, Boomer
    12:30 Star Trek: Enterprise - "Shockwave Part 1"
    12:47 Teaser - "My Bad"
    13:20 Starting off with a Bang!
    14:00 A "Trek" episode?
    14:40 Women?!
    15:00 Ready to send Dick Pics?
    15:30 Women don't want to see that
    16:30 Denobulan Viagra
    17:00 Making History Every Lightyear
    17:50 Act I - "Clusterfuck of a Day"
    18:30 Cancel Culture
    18:50 "Ah, to be Vulcan"
    19:49 I feel guilty
    20:30 You Followed Protocol
    21:10 Scrolling 3600 pics
    21:30 Not wanting to fight?
    21:44 Hard Blow to Archer
    22:10 If only they brought Porthos!
    22:50 Lot of Logs
    23:30 Most Famous Boomer
    23:51 Act II - "Spooning Surprise"
    25:15 Depressed Archer
    26:14 Magic Light Switch
    26:54 It's Almost like Groundhog Day
    27:15 Just say Temporal Cold War
    27:56 T'Pol Steps Up
    29:35 The Captain's Magic Underwear
    30:17 Archer gets all the cheat codes
    31:10 Act III - "Star Trek Street Cred"
    31:37 Skedaddle
    32:30 Don't believe in Time Travel
    33:00 Trusting Daniels?
    34:20 Send all the Senior Officers...Again!
    34:49 Stun Grenade or RAID!
    35:20 Playing Doom
    35:39 Suliban CDs vs USB?
    36:25 Reed has experience now
    36:35 The Clamp
    37:41 God Mode was ON!
    38:00 Act IV - "Time Trap"
    38:45 Cheat Code without saving
    39:20 Mothballs of Death
    40:05 Never get into a Turbolift alone
    40:12 The Hero Thing
    40:40 When You Fart in the Middle of Time Travel
    41:05 Don't Stifle a Fart
    42:00 Cliffhanger
    43:00 Suliban Five Minutes
    44:30 How do they get out of this?
    45:05 Did that Tribble just call me an Asshole?
    46:10 Heather's Score and Season 1 Recap
    49:00 When Hoshi gets her confidence back
    50:30 NO DICK PICS!
    Next Week - Star Trek: Enterprise - "Shockwave Part 2"
    - Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    53 min

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