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  • I Don't Care What It Tastes Like
    Tucker and Reed have pronoun trouble at the club, Porthos sounds red-alert, but Archer ignores him yet again, and gets a knock out. Hoshi meets somebody with great cunning linguistics, Travis is allergic to falls, and Phlox gets a rude awakening. Enterprise finally makes it to Risa!
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 78
    00:30 Captain got shroomed coffee again
    01:30 DOT Impact
    02:00 Sorry about the singing
    02:30 Fun mushrooms silently judging
    03:40 Please do not fire celebratory phasers into the sky
    04:20 Fireworks do not make Veterans, Tribbles, DOTS or pets, happy.
    05:00 No Kids!
    05:15 Virgins welcome
    06:00 Age Test
    06:50 Rainbow!
    08:00 News - RIP John Erman - https://deadline.com/2021/06/john-erman-dead-star-trek-director-roots-mash-emmy-winner-1234783615/
    08:45 Simon Pegg - Galaxy Quest - https://trekmovie.com/2021/06/28/simon-pegg-working-on-galaxy-quest-tv-series/
    09:24 Star Trek's Queer Fluidity - https://www.startrek.com/news/how-star-treks-queer-fluidity-has-been-giving-fans-the-brighter-future-they-deserve
    10:45 BOC
    11:05 Klingon Bird of Prey Ornament
    https://www.hallmark.com/popminded/#events
    12:40 Dave Bautista wants to be a Klingon - https://screenrant.com/star-trek-klingon-role-dave-bautista-interest/
    15:10 Star Trek: Enterprise - "Two Days and Two Nights"
    16:00 Teaser - "Maybe I don't Know"
    16:20 Got Pissed on?
    17:45 Kellie Waymire's last Enterprise appearance
    18:30 YOU NEED A VACATION
    19:20 Tucker's shirt
    19:40 Double Launch
    20:05 Act I - "Fun, Fun, Fun"
    21:20 Cunning Linguistics
    21:45 Boner Twin Powers Activate
    21:30 T'Pol's profile
    23:00 Sleepy Phlox
    23:17 Risa looks nice
    23:30 Sween!
    24:00 Nice Package
    24:14 Door Switch Horgon
    24:45 Reading Material
    25:20 What would you do on Risa?
    26:50 https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    27:00 Porthos calls Red Alert, nobody notices
    28:30 Crew Lottery Conspiracy Scam?
    29:20 Telescope Voyeurism?
    29:50 Dating Tips: Bring a puppy dog
    31:00 Warning about ST:D
    31:20 Always listen to you science officer
    31:40 Pronouns
    32:20 It's about the love...or...lust?
    32:50 Look! Color!
    33:14 Risa: Las Vegas?
    33:30 They went to the wrong bar
    33:55 Act II -"Strange World"
    34:45 Magic Underwear
    35:00 Marine Horror Story
    35:45 She had me at: "Hi" - Ladies of the evening
    37:00 What happened to the Boobs?
    37:30 I'm the captain this week
    38:40 Dating Tips: Speak in their native language
    39:36 Act III - "I Get Around"
    40:15 The Hangover
    41:00 Moving Mountain and Alien Hospitals
    41:55 They were gorgeous!
    42:30 No crime here?
    43:20 If you're gonna have straps and a pole...
    44:07 Hoshi with the creepin' moves!
    44:30 Kiwi
    44:45 Show me what "Peach" means?
    45:45 Wake the Doctor?
    46:14 Act IV - "Good Vibrations"
    47:44 0 to Fucking Crazy Bitch, real quick
    48:10 He Scanned a Bitch!
    49:10 Wake-up Call
    49:45 I don't care what it tastes like!
    50:40 Physical Comedy
    51:20 The Feet matched the curtains?
    51:50 Hoshi Scores!
    53:12 Stink
    53:44 Roofies for finger nails
    54:45 Secret Logs
    55:20 Title Theme: The Beach Boys
    55:50 Manamana
    56:15 Heather's Score
    56:50 Getting Grabby
    57:15 Other scores? 777
    58:25 What ever happened to the Tandarans?
    59:20 Next Week - Star Trek: Enterprise - "Shockwave Part 1"
    1:01:20 - Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 4 min
  • You Had Me At Oral
    Archer and Trip shuttle down for some hospitality, some fun in the sun, and they still haven't gotten to Risa yet. They're on a desert planet to work on their tan, play some ball, and eat some balls, but I warn you...we are easily offensive. Special Guest Steffan Fredsti from Trek Nerd Talk (T.N.T)
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Welcome to Episode 77
    01:00 Special Guest this show
    01:20 What's her name again?
    01:56 Tribbles and Sand
    02:30 Halls of Pleasure
    03:00 The Engineer Engineer
    03:30 Facebook Groups for the Convention Curious
    04:30 Special Guest Steffan Fredsti from Trek Nerd Talk (T.N.T) - https://youtube.com/user/TheAznboituan
    05:45 Thank you Section 31!
    06:00 Thank you, Patreons!
    https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    06:46 SLTV Update - The 55 Year Mission - Mask policies (or lack there of) and Photo Ops?? https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv.html
    9:20 The 2022 Vegas convention will be at a different location...
    10:25 No Kids! Don't listen to us!
    13:00 Can you hail me now?
    13:15 Contractors
    13:30 Have you been anally probed?
    14:30 Alex says Musical Episode Short Trek?
    14:54 The new Star Trek IV?
    15:50 LeVar Burton's Masterclass on Storytelling
    16:30 Importance of Oral
    18:12 Trek Nerd Talk's first Guest
    19:30 Plugging Books - Book Talk!
    22:00 Ressikan Flute Auction
    23:15 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Desert Crossing"
    23:30 There's a theme, guess what it is! We'll tell you at the end of the show.
    23:31 Teaser - "Make Your Life Spectacular. I know I did"
    26:20 Packing and Log
    27:18 Act I - "Cricket is Basically Baseball on Valium"
    28:57 Blood Soup - It Takes Balls to Eat That
    30:00 Shirts on or off?
    30:20 Playing with them boys
    30:30 Big Balls
    30:45 Good with Tea - Tea bagging
    31:00 I thought she said Cheese
    32:15 Clancy Brown
    33:20 Easily Offended? Sucks to be You
    34:10 Space Quidditch
    34:45 Four Seconds
    35:20 Should've went with the Tapestry
    35:50 Porthos!
    36:30 Hospitality
    38:00 Chicken just tastes like wood
    38:29 Act II - "Reality. What a Concept?"
    39:42 Leave the Shuttlepod - Great Idea!
    40:30 If you have a Death Wish...
    41:30 Shirtless?!
    43:00 Coming out of the hole
    43:40 Asshole Confirmed
    44:30 Future Cat-Fishing
    45:25 Forced to wear
    46:15 Burn it!
    46:50 You don't want to see me naked...
    47:15 The Noises
    49:00 Down the Hallway
    49:13 Are we doing a Star Trek Podcast?
    49:39 Act III - "Sand. It's Everywhere"
    50:15 Artoo? Is that You? Oh, no it isn't
    51:15 Trip can hear that...What?!
    51:45 Ah, it's just like Risa, except without any pussy
    52:39 Don't Drink the Water!
    54:40 Vulcans and Montana
    56:16 Blame Canada?
    56:50 Not a Terrorist
    57:10 Where's the Prime Directive?
    57:30 Back up your pipes
    58:00 Thanks again to Steffan from Trek Nerd Talk!
    59:30 Act IV - "Time is the Best Teacher. Unfortunately, It Kills All of It's Students."
    1:00:20 Under Fire
    1:02:00 Geography
    1:03:18 Dialing In
    1:04:06 Sore Balls to the Rescue
    1:04:30 You Should've Cat-Fished Me
    1:05:20 Scorched Metal and Farts
    1:06:00 T'Pol goes right to Trip
    1:06:30 Who's running the ship?
    1:07:00 No EMH?
    1:08:00 Act V - "What's Right Is What's Left If You Do Everything Else Wrong"
    1:08:30 Pinching Ass and Submission
    1:09:00 Hallways and why we're out here
    1:10:55 No Phlox!
    1:11:00 Sunburn Stories
    1:14:50 It's Robin Williams!
    1:16:00 When the aliens came...
    1:16:40 Heather's 3.5
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 22 min
  • Fast & Furious Warp 5
    The Enterprise gets to play space Uber to a Vulcan ambassador, but the Mazarites have plans to play Fast and the Furious Warp 5. Phlox gets our award for best actor. And, T'Pol thinks the humans are getting sloppy and need to relieve tension at a little pleasure planet called: Risa
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Welcome to Episode 76
    01:00 "Vacation"
    01:50 Boning Up (no kids)
    02:50 Engineer Bones
    03:20 I don't remember that
    03:45 https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    04:00 https://twitter.com/StarfleetUnderG/status/1406280796021854212?s=20
    05:04 Today's Nudes
    05:30 News: Lisa Banes has passed from injuries sustained from a Hit and Run accident
    06:30 Happy Captain Picard Day!
    07:45 News: New Star Trek: Picard Season 2 Trailer
    08:15 Q!
    08:30 SEVEN!
    10:30 Prepare the Cosplay!
    11:00 Oh yeah! SPOILERS!
    11:20 That's LA!
    12:00 News: Twitter - New Picard Poster https://twitter.com/TrekCore/status/1405239924576735241?s=20
    12:30 One ring to rule them all
    12:50 News: Voyager documentary shooting in LA
    13:20 News: Star Trek: Prodigy pics
    https://twitter.com/TrekMovie/status/1404480403407265797?s=20
    15:00 The pipeline
    15:27 Jett Reno will not die!
    15:50 News: Star Trek: Fleet Command Update - https://scopely.com/game/star-trek-fleet-command/
    17:30 Playing the stranger
    18:00 News: Strange New Worlds shooting episode 8
    19:40 Star Trek: Enterprise - "Fallen Hero"
    19:50 Teaser - "Pahrump of the Stars"
    20:29 Relieve Tension
    20:50 Risa = Las Vegas
    21:15 Enlightened Future People
    21:30 Have you fucked lately?
    22:30 How many times a year?
    24:10 Where no Heather has gone before
    25:00 Act I - "Uber in Space"
    26:20 Mis-trusting Smile
    27:00 Tossing the Vulcan
    27:15 Cutting a bad stinky fart - T'Pol vs V'lar
    29:00 Hey, what's up Bitches!?
    29:40 Gross Intentions
    30:00 Elder Vulcans
    31:08 Meeting your heros
    31:38 Space Uber
    32:00 I'm just a starship captain
    32:30 Jamming some Frequencies
    32:42 Act II - "Gossip Girls"
    33:50 Can't fire phasers at warp?
    34:00 T'Pol Shocked!
    35:00 Archer and T'Pol
    35:20 Magic Word: Please
    35:44 Archer's closeup...Petting his wiener?
    37:15 Danger Close Vulcan Violence
    38:30 Who pee'd on what?
    38:58 Vulcan Showers
    39:12 Tucker, Reed, and Reed's Load
    39:39 12 Fingers, one hand
    40:20 Holodeck Duty
    40:48 Talking with Hoshi
    41:20 Ice T
    42:14 Act III - "Fast Cars"
    43:00 The Fast and the Furious
    43:30 A Warp Five Ship
    45:42 BBQ in Engineering
    46:30 3 on 1
    47:00 That thing got a Hemi?
    47:30 Car Talk - DANGER TO MANIFOLD!!!
    49:00 RuPaul Drag Race Starships
    49:30 Act IV - "Bait and Switch"
    50:50 Leaving you guessing
    51:14 Phlox = GREAT ACTOR!
    51:44 Nano-cells and Nacelles
    52:25 Vulcan Calvary
    53:30 Vulcan Combat Cruiser
    54:30 Oh, hi boys!
    55:27 I have the perfect screensaver for this
    57:27 Act V - "End of a Vacation"
    57:50 Archer and T'Pol - Closer
    59:10 Act Name Theme Trivia Challenge!
    1:00:00 Heather's Rating
    1:02:00 Place to get rubbed
    1:03:00 Batman going down
    1:03:25 https://twitter.com/starklyjd/status/1404743230533537796?s=20
    1:04:33 Next week: Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Desert Crossing"
    1:07:00 Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 8 min
  • Web of Jizz
    We eat like we mate, and an incorrect translation gives Hoshi a bad day, Trip and Archer's sports night gets squishy, movie night turns into a live-cam show, Reed makes a force-field, Porthos gets ignored, T'Pol rides Hoshi's ass, and math makes communication come.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Welcome to Episode 75
    01:00 Join our Patreon! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    01:27 Todd the Tribble
    02:30 Pulsar Rave Party
    03:00 Tucker the Tribble
    03:50 News: Strange New Worlds up to show #8 of 10 - Coming 2022, Picard in 2022, Discovery in 2021, Lower Decks Season 3 already recording
    https://trekmovie.com/2021/06/11/star-trek-cast-and-crew-share-production-updates-on-strange-new-worlds-picard-and-discovery/
    05:00 Don't let kids listen to us
    05:30 PRIDE Month - Outfest - pre-recorded panel
    https://trekmovie.com/2021/06/08/making-gray-truly-seen-in-star-trek-discovery-season-4-is-hugely-important-says-showrunner/
    06:30 Star Trek Mulit-tools! Would make really great father's day gifts!
    https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/be-your-own-chief-engineer-with-new-star-trek-themed-multi-tools
    09:14 Kate Mulgrew on Showtime show: The First Lady
    https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/kate-mulgrew-to-portray-former-michelle-obama-chief-of-staff-susan-sher-in-showtimes-the-first-lady
    10:50 Is it going to be one, or two, or three squirt?
    11:20 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 "Vox Sola"
    11:36 Teaser: "Lost in Translation"
    12:30 You eat like you mate
    13:00 Incorrect Translation
    13:44 Learn the swear words first!
    13:59 Your baby is so scary!
    14:45 The Blob in Space! Or, The Needs of the One
    15:30 Sorry for being offensive
    16:20 Bad First Contacts
    16:30 Ejaculate
    17:30 Possibilities
    18:20 Act I: "Bad Day"
    19:15 Why didn't the sensors pickup the alien?
    19:42 Nobody was monitoring Porthos
    20:10 T'Pol was baiting her
    21:20 Don't ever, ever...Not if you want life
    21:45 Just throw some chocolates
    22:10 She looks familiar...
    22:45 Where to sit
    23:38 Watch out for the sticky floors
    24:00 Just a bunch of guys screwing
    24:40 Cheering your captain up
    25:00 Water Polo Picture Quality
    25:42 Any excuse to say hi!
    26:00 Getting Fouled
    26:50 Was someone wearing red?
    27:05 Horror movie rules
    28:40 Are we watching Aliens?
    29:12 Act II: "Something about Mary"
    30:20 Total Hentai Porn
    31:15 THAT'S IN THE ROOM!!!
    31:40 That was a huge cum load, though
    32:20 That's a name...
    33:00 It looked great!
    33:25 Don't you all come at once
    33:40 Something about Mary
    34:30 Using Reed
    34:40 Now we should've made a joke about Archer and Sloppy Seconds right here.
    35:10 SQUISHES
    35:40 How many decks?
    36:15 Act III: "Parasite"
    37:20 Paradise
    37:45 Half Meatloaf, Half Jizz Fest
    38:29 Dr. Phlox Holds to his Belief
    39:19 Can you feel what I'm feeling?
    39:39 They're getting wood
    40:27 T'Pol hard on Hoshi
    40:48 Holding to a High Standard
    41:10 Being Ridden Hard
    42:00 Vulcan Empathy
    42:26 Angry, but not disrespectful
    43:00 Do it. My way.
    43:38 Act IV: "E.T."
    44:22 Trip freaks out, Archer calms him down
    44:55 Archer's background
    45:30 Bitch-Slap Bambi
    45:55 Travis reconnects
    46:00 Apologizing Correctly for Eating Out
    46:30 Eggplant, Banana, Tacos, Peaches
    47:00 Breakfast Buffet?
    47:20 Where's my guy?
    47:50 Uncomfortable News
    48:20 What's offensive? Big come-on
    48:50 You like the juice?
    49:20 Space Uber and AOL
    49:40 Math is Universal
    50:07 S-Mail
    50:20 What happened to her?
    50:50 Ladder or Leave
    51:30 Heather's Squishy Score: 3.5 Moists
    53:00 Needed more Porthos
    54:30 SQUIRREL!
    54:45 TRIBBLES!
    55:20 Latinum Back
    55:55 Next week: Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Fallen Hero"
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    59 min
  • Don't Judge Me
    Archer and Travis wake up in a strange room together. It's a Suliban Internment Camp, and the warden sure likes to research his prisoners - T'Pol asks him to dinner, but denies him service, and busts up his patrol ships, Reed gets to go cosplaying, and Archer starts a Jailbreak, because #NotAllSuliban deserve to be there.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 74
    01:00 Science Officer: I didn't do it. Tribbles: Tribbles didn't do it!
    01:50 A kitchen with chemicals
    02:09 NO KIDS!
    02:20 Landing Strip: Avatar Style
    03:30 Heather won the Poll
    04:20 What will Heather's rating be?
    04:30 Patreon Perks - Save the Tribbles!
    05:20 No Corrections
    06:00 Hey kids! Do this!
    06:45 News: Trek For Equality https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/40-star-trek-actors-and-artists-stand-against-hate-in-the-trek-for-equality
    08:09 News: 1982 The Greatest Geek Year Ever - Also - Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Birthday
    https://trekmovie.com/2021/06/04/crowdfunded-documentary-to-explore-1982-the-greatest-geek-year-including-star-trek-ii/
    09:20 Scary 1982 Movies
    10:42 Woman In Motion coming to Paramount+
    11:30 Investigates Podcast: Wil Wheaton 2-Parter
    12:00 Founders
    13:00 Victory Is Life
    13:30 Rebecca Romijn Trek-Teases Strange New Worlds https://www.looper.com/424407/rebecca-romijn-teases-her-upcoming-star-trek-series-strange-new-worlds-exclusive/
    15:00 Star Trek Enterprise Season 1: "Detained"
    15:15 Teaser: Get Out!
    15:30 Waking up with Archer
    15:45 If you're doing it right, it should hurt a little
    16:45 Short Teaser
    17:45 Heather's Theme Trivia!
    18:00 Act I: Detained
    19:00 Regular Prison Gag - Become somebody's Bitch, or kick someone's ass
    19:30 Big windows for a prison
    20:15 When old friends collide - Guest Star: Dean Stockwell
    20:50 Resting Dick Face
    21:00 Preconceived Prejudices
    21:45 Internment Camps
    22:10 Don't drop your cup
    22:30 Good bad guard acting
    23:20 Sent to isolation
    23:40 Where's my phone call
    24:00 Your Curiosity almost got you killed
    24:30 Barf in a bowl
    24:50 Act II: Schooled
    25:40 Archer's Balls
    26:40 Meanwhile on the ship...Vulcan Lawyer?
    27:00 Electric Chair is Kink.com?
    27:30 And then you get it started
    28:30 Suliban Friends?
    28:50 That wasn't a coffee maker.
    29:00 Nosy MF'ers
    29:30 Flaccid or Erect?
    29:56 Dean Stockwell smelt something
    30:22 1851
    31:00 No Showers?
    31:37 Act III: Prison Break
    32:30 Checking Social Media
    33:14 Supposed to have a spike on it?
    33:30 Hoshi's Signals
    33:55 Mayweather gets jumped
    34:50 Nobody's a snitch
    35:30 Archer gets Prodded
    36:25 JAILBREAK!!!
    38:00 The Transporter 1.0
    38:50 Sending the D
    39:20 Convenient Starships Parking Location
    40:00 Act IV: Net Force
    41:10 The Denial of Service
    42:20 Don't click on the pic!
    42:40 Can we talk about your prison warranty?
    42:55 They don't even recognize Reed
    43:39 Archer DOESN'T Bitch-Slap the warden
    44:30 What do you mean, the whole prison escaped?
    45:16 Really pretty circle blown in the wall
    45:45 I was wrong about you people
    46:15 Bring your kid to firefight day? Make another one look just like you
    47:12 Ambiguous Ending
    47:30 Why are we here? Why are any of us here?
    47:47 Their Rights
    48:45 You're lucky
    49:15 The expectations
    49:30 More of an issue now
    50:30 Eating Cake
    50:50 Heather Scale rating - 3
    51:26 Why such a low score?
    53:00 Next Week: Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Vox Sola"
    53:53 Heather's Theme Answer - They're all movies!
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    Explicit
    57 min
  • Escape Pod Air Fresheners
    The Enterprise comes across a wrecked starship. Trip gets stared at, while T'Pol gets jealous - which is pretty interesting for a Vulcan. Also, the holograms are truly, truly outrageous, but nobody seems to notice. We're joined this week by Lorenzo from the Geek Authority Show.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 73
    01:00 https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    01:15 No KIDS!
    01:30 Shocking!
    01:50 Don't torture!
    02:25 Welcome Lorenzo from the Geek Authority - https://www.thegeekauthority.com/
    03:30 Nathan on The Geek Authority - https://youtu.be/sIp3G4eLFRg
    05:12 That Bell
    05:45 Little hairy Tribbles
    06:19 What we don't torture
    07:00 Heather and Rocky on the Yum Yum Podcast! #Spotify- https://spoti.fi/2CjDLSs
    #Apple- https://apple.co/2NbEuaH
    #Simplecast- https://bit.ly/2ASPib8
    10:00 Ratings and Show Runners?
    11:30 Strange New Episodic
    11:51 Picard Season 2 actors confirmed
    12:45 Destination: London - November 2021
    13:00 New Fanset Pins - June 1st!
    13:30 Star Trek: Online - Update
    15:30 LeVar Burton to voice Tom Swift AI
    16:44 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 "Oasis"
    17:00 Teaser: "Ghost Stories"
    17:30 Eating
    17:45 Was that Tom Bergeron?
    18:18 Did it for the coffee
    18:40 Probably Not God
    19:18 Our guest has a secret! (He's worked with Scott Bakula!)
    21:45 My courage doesn't need testing!
    22:10 Act I: "Splinter-Sized Rats)
    23:18 Doubting your senses
    24:00 Dampening field bringing you down?
    24:30 Spooky Hatch closing
    25:00 Halloween in April?
    26:01 Rats on a ship normal?
    26:30 It's like when Homer Simpson...DOH!
    27:00 Leanna's Mother vs Trip
    28:00 Trip's Boner
    28:25 Huey, Dewey and Louie? Not Duck Tales?!
    28:30 Silent Running - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067756/
    29:00 Never turn down a cartoon
    29:20 Act II: "The Plot Thickens"
    30:35 T'Pol Jealous?
    31:30 Women pay more attention
    32:00 Something doesn't add up
    32:55 Tit for Tat
    33:20 How did Odo get on that ship? Rene Auberjonois guest stars!
    33:45 The more writers your have: This story's been done before? Have you seen Forbidden Planet? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0049223/
    34:45 They needed Robby the Robot
    35:00 Opening the escape pod
    35:50 Always Put Air Fresheners in the Escape Pod
    36:15 Horrible way to die
    37:05 Phlox goes to lunch
    37:25 Gas Attack Procedure
    39:14 If only they had time for Porthos
    39:38 Act III: "The Hologram Village People"
    40:20 What's with these Holograms!?
    41:20 A holographic doctor?!
    41:40 Instant holographic crew members? Why weren't they interested?
    45:40 Didn't want his daughter to grow up alone
    45:50 Hello?! It's a ship full of Holograms. WTF?!
    46:30 Good thing they're not Klingons
    47:00 The first Hologram?
    47:50 Trip's kid?
    48:25 A Space Oprah!
    48:40 Ice Cream and Pregnancy
    49:10 Act IV - "Trip's Short Memory"
    49:50 Trip reaches 1st
    50:30 Fatherly Concern = Escape Pod Motivation
    51:50 Xenomorph
    52:00 The cat's fine, I'm outta here!
    52:52 Space Marines are Badass
    54:15 Unsatisfying Ending
    54:50 Could've joined the crew!
    55:20 Fifty Quatloos on the Vulcan, please!
    56:10 BTW, Army of the Dead zombie movie is doing well
    56:30 Aw, Trip gave her an ice cream maker!
    57:15 A 4.5 on the Heather Scale
    57:30 Only thing good about it was Odo
    58:00 You may have seen her in 24
    59:40 Next week: Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Detained"
    1:00:00 Dean Stockwell also in the next Enterprise Episode
    1:00:50 Quantum Leap and watching the actors work
    1:01:30 In IT
    1:02:15 Thanks again, Lorenzo!
    https://www.thegeekauthority.com/
    Also check out the Yum Yum Podcast!
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    Thanks for listening!
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    1 hr 5 min
  • Trip's Magic Underwear
    The Enterprise is attacked by alien looters! T'pol gets abducted, Trip gets an offer he can refuse, Archer haggles over the price of the vault, and Porthos gets put into a box. Do the Rules of Acquisition tell who gets the anal probe?
    And you won't believe what NASA allegedly said about aliens.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Previously...
    00:40 And now this week's show
    01:15 Clutch Claw maneuvers
    01:50 Welcome back Patrick!
    02:40 A Promotion!
    03:00 Promotion thru Oo-Mox?
    03:20 That claw comes in handy
    03:40 Something to grab onto
    04:15 Just following orders
    04:45 Twitter fake news excitement
    05:00 Alien Life Not Fuck-able?!
    05:49 Oh yea, no kids!
    06:30 The Loophole
    07:00 Klingon Reproductive Organs
    08:00 Corrections! - What kind of whale?
    09:00 IDW - Mirror Universe Comic - https://trekmovie.com/2021/05/19/idw-launching-star-trek-the-mirror-war-year-long-comics-series/
    09:50 Kate Mulgrew's introduction on Star Trek: Prodigy - https://trekmovie.com/2021/05/14/kate-mulgrew-reveals-star-trek-prodigy-setup-and-introduction-of-hologram-janeway/
    11:02 There's coffee in that nebula
    11:22 There are four coffees
    11:33 Writing wrapped on Discovery Season 4 - https://www.dailystartreknews.com/read/star-trek-discovery-producers-season-4-production-is-getting-closer-to-completion
    12:00 Army of the Dead - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0993840/
    12:20 Voice of Action - Pancreatic Action Week - Virtual Event June 14 5p, Pacific - FREE! https://pancan.org
    13:30 https://Patreon.org/StarfleetUnderground
    14:00 How we do it...A fucking book?
    14:30 Where no one has gone before, the REAL story.
    15:00 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Acquisition"
    15:15 Teaser - "Challenge Accepted"
    16:00 Sounds familiar The Guest Stars!
    17:13 Adrift or Straight and Level?
    17:50 Subtitles
    18:30 The Ferengi are the Area 51 Aliens!?
    19:00 Anal Probing
    20:30 Act I - "How do we know, if we don't try?"
    21:40 I hear what you're saying
    22:20 Trip's Magic Underwear
    23:50 They have adapters
    24:50 COVID Cosplay Opportunities!
    25:45 T'Pol's Ear vs Creepy Krem
    26:50 Cool Ass Ramps
    28:00 Suliban Influences
    29:00 The Ferengi Bug
    29:23 Act II - "Life Finds a Way"
    30:30 In the files of HR
    30:45 Just because a guy's in his underwear...
    31:30 Sex Slave advice from Princess Leia
    32:00 The Jump-back
    32:30 What's in the box? It's Porthos!
    33:30 Psychological Warfare
    34:00 Rules of Acquisition
    35:46 Cuffing Archer and Ferengi Appetite
    36:30 Greed is Eternal
    37:00 Rippin' it out
    38:00 T'Pol - Funny Vulcan
    39:30 Hold still!
    40:18 They're into Ears
    40:30 Moogie was woke...but...
    41:20 Moobs and protein drinks
    42:20 Act III - "Not with that attitude, you won't"
    43:20 Distrust among family
    43:58 The Plan
    44:30 Alarming ways to handle an alarm
    45:00 Just Electric Whip it, Baby!
    45:45 Bit 'em right in the Ear
    46:30 Porthos, what big ears you have
    47:30 Voyeurism
    48:30 Running the corridor
    49:00 Act IV - "Alien Life May Not Be Fuck-Able"
    50:00 Who's on their knees?
    50:30 Well versed in the arts of pleasure
    51:10 Did Krem Kremm?
    51:20 Vulcan Love Slave Novel
    52:00 I'll give ya 5 bars...10!
    53:00 The Scenic Route
    54:12 The most horrible line, "Sorry fellas, bank must be closed today"
    54:50 Building up Krem
    55:30 Old water polo injury
    56:00 When jokes fall flat
    56:30 Cher?
    57:50 With great power come great ass-kissing
    58:20 All right, I'll give you Oo-Mox
    59:03 Heather's rating: 6.5!
    59:50 Don't put that on your tongue!
    1:00:00 Tastes like ass, but it's pretty cool, isn't it?
    1:01:44 Next Week: Star Trek: Enterprise - Season 1 "Oasis"
    1:02:00 A dessert with no name?
    Nathan and Patrick on the Yum Yum Podcast:
    https://t.co/aV4wFbbgUe?amp=1
    Thanks for listening!
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    1 hr 6 min
  • Slug Deodorant
    Enterprise finds a Rouge planet right out of Predator. Reed joins a hunting expedition, but promises not to kill anything, Archer gets haunted by a woman who doesn't want to be eaten...
    T'Pol suspects Archer is tripping balls, a hunter gets attacked, Phlox saves the day, and everyone shoots like storm troopers!
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 71
    01:45 Bore Worms
    02:14 - No Kids!
    03:00 Do not store Antimatter in Plastic Bags!
    03:45 Welcoming Guest Stephanie Tait from the Sisters of Sci-Fi Podcast! http://www.sistersofscifi.com/
    04:50 Surrounded by guys - Not quite equality
    05:29 The USS Sausage Fest
    06:20 A Great Find!
    07:00 The most romantic thing
    07:40 Automatic Airlock Window
    09:30 LeVar Burton on The View
    11:00 Star Trek: Discovery Season 3 on Blu-Ray July 20th, 2021
    11:26 Los Angeles - Live Long and Prosper Vaccination Campaign
    13:00 InvestiGates Podcast
    13:40 Stories of Frakes and Dorn
    16:07 Happy B-Day to Vash - Jennifer Hetrick
    16:40 Imagine all the DOTS and Tribbles singin' here!
    17:20 Destination Star Trek: Germany September 2022
    18:50 Star Trek: Enterprise "Rogue Planet"
    19:05 Teaser "Shine Bright Like a Diamond"
    19:45 Rouge Science and Taking Pics
    21:35 Act I - "Anything you can do, I can do better"
    22:20 Welcome to the Jungle!
    22:45 Volcanic Activity
    23:00 Getting fishy
    23:50 Hot Box and Predator Vision
    24:50 How am I supposed to light this?
    26:00 The Girls Are Bonding!
    26:50 Need more women
    27:20 These Hunters
    27:45 You may know him from...
    28:22 Shitty Honeymoon or Teenagers Trying to Fuck?
    29:31 Badges? We don't need no...Macho Macho Man
    30:20 How-to hunt
    32:20 Enterprise vs Voyager
    34:50 What about the ecosystem?
    36:00 Drayjin like Bacon?
    36:40 Macho Assholes
    37:49 Act II - "Don't go chasing waterfalls"
    38:25 The Dick Move
    39:00 Heather Rants on Archer
    39:30 Archer is pretty simple
    40:47 "Scanning"
    41:00 "You're Different"
    41:30 Why? Because...Tucker
    42:00 Celebration of the mediocre
    42:57 T'Pol: If this were a man in a nightgown...
    43:25 Killer dead-pan
    44:30 Act III - "I Want You To Want Me"
    45:20 Phlox finds semen?!
    46:30 Phlox is the best part of the show
    46:45 Sending senior officers on away missions
    47:00 Archer - High as Fuuuuu
    47:45 Hearing Voices?
    48:40 Seeing things?
    49:30 HR! Violations!
    50:00 She breaks it down
    51:00 You Know Me
    51:50 Act IV - "Somebody That I Used To Know"
    53:20 Head Canon
    53:50 You never know what you can catch
    54:10 His junk just starts glowing
    54:30 Why is your crotch glowing, sir?
    55:30 Archer really gloating
    56:10 Justifying
    56:28 Insects, Birds And Crows
    59:30 Worry about the animals and the visitors
    59:59 Whales
    1:00:30 Alien Drive-By
    1:01:30 Oh THAT's what the vision is
    1:01:51 Got Milk?
    1:02:45 Not Normal
    1:03:30 Deodorant
    1:04:45 I'm a Tree!
    1:05:00 Storm Troopers Axe Bodyspray
    1:05:41 Archer's goofy look
    1:06:40 Yate's Poem
    1:07:50 Kissing the Girl?
    1:08:30 Sleeping Beauty is kinda Rapey
    Next week:
    Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Acquisition"
    Also go watch Nathan's appearance on:
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    And listen to Stephanie's podcast:
    http://www.sistersofscifi.com/
    Thanks for listening!
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    1 hr 20 min
  • Vulcreep
    It's the Hippy Vulcans episode! We meet the friendliest Vulcan ever, who has questions about humans eating 6 times a day, sleeping half the day, and the killing of the quarterback.
    We also meet the creepiest Vulcan, as T'Pol learns about the dangers of not meditating, having jazzy dreams, and Mind Melding gone wrong. Also, Archer gets tossed.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 70
    00:55 Thank you Patreons! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    01:15 To catch a Tribble
    02:10 Under a Gag order
    03:11 Look out for #25!
    03:30 Mohawk Tribble
    04:00 Confused a little
    04:20 One man engineer crew
    04:50 Hey! No kids!
    05:20 Sexual Deviant
    06:10 1 year since we lost Fred. Miss you Fred! Moment of Silence
    06:58 Listen to Shows 19 and 20 about Fred - https://soundcloud.com/starfleetunderground/su-s01-e19-fred
    https://soundcloud.com/starfleetunderground/tribbletalk-01
    07:30 The Yum Yum Podcast Chair Incident
    08:20 Space Hitler?
    08:52 News - Costume Dept wins 3 CAFTCAD awards
    10:00 John de Lancie shooting 2 seasons w/ Q
    11:00 InvestiGates Podcast May 12!
    11:46 Anson Mount talks about Strange New Worlds
    13:20 EXO-6 Figures Jean Luc Picard Action 1:6th Scale Figure
    https://www.startrek.com/news/exclusive-first-look-at-exo-6s-jean-luc-picard-16-scale-figure
    15:30 He-Man and Barbie, and Punked out Barbie
    16:30 Tribble Make-Over?
    17:30 Get on with it, already!
    18:20 Star Trek: Enterprise - "Fusion"
    18:30 Teaser - "Unexpected Visitors"
    19:30 Robert Pine! Friendly Vulcan
    20:20 Nobody expected 4K!
    20:50 Talking Scotty - in the JJ movies (Not In A Mirror Darkly) - the Arachnid Nebula
    21:30 Old Vulcan Ship
    22:25 Equilibrium? Nope it's been done.
    23:41 Wishing for shorter seasons?
    24:30 The Chilled out Soldier?
    25:50 These are the Voyages books
    26:30 Act I - "Vulcan Incel"
    27:30 The VulCreep
    28:00 The happiest Vulcan I've ever seen
    28:30 Clearing up Misconceptions
    29:00 You're V'Tosh ka'tur! Vulcans without Logic!
    30:00 T'Pol - 98% Logical Vulcan
    30:30 I'm Strictly Ballroom, Bitch
    31:00 Just because they smile and eat chicken...
    31:30 Revolving around food
    32:30 Your engines are really fucked up
    30:30 Mint Tea Creeper
    35:12 Where the Female Vulcans at?
    36:20 Act II - "Shake, Rattle, and Roll"
    37:00 Did you say "sex"?!
    37:40 Do it for science!
    38:00 Archer's Dick Moves
    40:00 Doing the self-shocker - Self exploration
    40:30 Fusion
    40:54 T'Pol and Jazz Music and Math
    42:04 Prohibition did what?
    43:15 Murder of Quarterbacks
    44:00 Unnecessary Roughness
    44:20 The Blurt-out
    44:39 Elevator Dominatrix
    45:40 So, she was bent over...
    46:12 Create new memories
    46:40 Heather's Nose Horn
    47:50 Star Wars Triggers
    48:45 Dot brings a box
    49:19 Act III - "Sickbay, the Enterprise Safe Space"
    50:20 That Disturbing Scene
    51:00 No means no!
    51:45 Just the tip
    54:20 Hey Tucker - You talk to him for me
    55:35 No Empathy
    56:14 Act IV - "Bro Brawl"
    57:00 Trip's Insight about Regret
    57:30 Or is it a fairy tale? Vs Reality
    58:00 Creeper vs. Archer
    59:15 Archer and T'Pol
    59:30 Archer gets bounced
    1:00:25 This is a really hard episode
    1:02:00 Dreams
    1:02:30 Bakula's Performance
    1:02:50 USB Ship Eject
    1:03:30 Heather's Rating
    1:04:35 Happy little Hobbit Vulcan
    1:04:58 Double Creep Episode
    1:05:15 Where are the illogical Vulcan Women?
    1:05:40 Superman and Lois - Alien Sex - Is it all the same?
    1:07:20 Next week: "Rouge Planet"
    1:08:37 Astronomy Pictures - Does it really look like that?
    1:09:58 ...In the Raw...
    Thanks for listening!
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    1 hr 12 min
  • Two Guys, One Shuttlepod
    Microsingularities give Trip and Reed an adventure they won't forget, without even leaving the Shuttlepod. They're tight on Oxygen, loose with the bourbon, and do something inventive with mash potatoes. Plus, they freeze their asses off. All while learning about courage, heroism, friendship, and something they have in common with the waitress from the 602 club.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    00:00 Episode 69
    00:39 Attack of the Krispy Krems?
    02:00 Tribbles like donuts
    02:30 Tribbles infiltrate an embassy? Vulcans or Klingons? Intergalactic incident to ensue.
    03:15 Thanks to our Patreons! https://www.patreon.com/starfleetunderground
    04:20 Plasma Storms and DOT Bot goes Hot Bananas
    05:30 Sweet Little DOT Bot
    06:00 Name that tune!
    07:20 Lower Decks Season 2 - Trailer! https://youtu.be/TSLcErfzHuc
    07:48 Pod Directive Podcast
    08:15 RIP Olympia Dukakis
    08:50 Not for kids - Why we don't want underage listeners
    10:18 Screaming Me Me
    10:30 John de Lancie better shut up! And Picard 2 On-Location pics! SPOILERS!
    11:30 Doctor Mix does TOS theme on synthesizer - https://youtu.be/m4DmF51Wl3I
    13:30 Star Trek: Enterprise "Shuttlepod One"
    13:40 Teaser - "A Turn for the Worse"
    14:20 Two Guys, One Shuttlepod
    15:00 Dude, where's my Enterprise?
    16:40 Things to do on a long shuttle ride
    17:40 Ring Toss
    18:20 Act I - "Pick a spot. Any spot."
    19:30 Two guys stuck
    20:10 Enterprise vs Stowaway
    20:50 Lot of Space Shit going on right now
    22:00 Stuck, lost in space..Should I stay or go?
    23:20 Lost? Don't Move
    23:30 Tribble in Lingerie
    24:00 Act II - "Peeved"
    25:00 STFU!
    25:30 Do the Mash Potatoes
    27:15 Plug a hole in space with a Tribble?
    27:20 Blowjob Gone Bad
    28:05 Stinky
    28:43 T'Pol's first time?
    29:00 I need a hero
    29:30 Malcom = Serenity
    30:00 Those things defy gravity
    31:05 Who's stinky?
    32:10 Tardi-babies?
    32:50 Shuttlepod One - Fully Equipped...Except-
    33:30 Oxygen Leak? Sleep on it!
    34:00 88 Lines About 44 Women
    34:19 Act III - "The Ups and Downs of Life"
    35:20 Archer, T'Pol, and Micro-black holes
    35:50 Wasted
    36:15 The same waitress
    37:18 Optimist vs Pessimist vs Realist
    37:40 That is Rude
    38:33 The return of the DOT
    38:50 Half-Shaved
    39:38 Plan for the worst, hope for the best
    39:50 Feeling home
    40:20 Reed's women, woes, and letters
    41:00 The Candle moment
    42:10 Back-washing
    42:39 Warmth or freezing
    44:38 Kill me now...As long as it's warm
    45:15 Deleted scene: Archer Jerking His Eel
    46:00 No eels were harmed...Some of them enjoyed it.
    46:30 Oh no! It's like a lost at sea movie!
    46:45 Adapt, Improvise, Overcome
    47:25 Act IV - "Being Bored Sucks."
    48:00 Airlock Moment
    49:00 Let's Thelma and Louise this bitch!
    49:49 Waking up in Sickbay
    50:14 Talking about Dreams
    51:00 Good night, Lieutenant
    52:12 Heather's Scale
    53:10 The Snail Story
    53:45 Next week: "Fusion"
    54:30 Vulcan on Vulcan action?
    56:00 Also, Listen for our appearance on the Yum Yum Podcast!
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    57 min

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