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Things get a little slippery in the shower when the gravity fails, and why is the replicator food more shitty than usual?

Did Trip get roofied and taken advantage of by alien sexual space predators?

Find out what happens when someone clings on to a Klingon, and it's OK - Put both of your hands in there, it's totally just a game.

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00:00 Episode 58

00:30 Cold decks and warm Tribbles

01:00 I am not a Tribble! #TribbleFilter

01:40 Never heard a Tribble laugh so hard

01:58 #TribbleCaptain

02:20 I am a meat popsicle

02:50 Tribble Armpits

04:00 I did not accept credits from that Tribble.

04:40 Happy B-Day, Aunt Boo!

04:50 News: Short Trek Calypso will fit into The Disco timeline

05:25 Where were the DotBots on Calypso?

06:20 New Book about Burnam's year without Discovery

07:00 A Brady reference?

07:30 7 point shaker

08:25 If you haven't seen Cobra Kai...

09:30 Archer - Picard Rumors

10:36 Star Trek: Enterprise S1 - "Unexpected"

10:45 Teaser - "Nudist"

11:00 Classic Bacula, Archer's Archer

12:18 Zero G

13:00 Sonic "cleaning"

13:30 Hard landing

14:00 Dying in the shower..In Space

14:30 Act I - "Cloaked Commuter"

15:00 Trouble Shooting Issues?

15:40 Fear of a chocolate beverage

16:00 Shitty meals vs the Captain's meals

17:00 Back to the Future skateboarding a Starship

17:50 Universal translator is working

18:30 Six Months in a Leaky Boat

19:00 Decon process

19:40 We're killing you slowly, just breath!

20:30 First reaction to hitchhikers? Plumbing by grenade

21:10 Vulcan Breakfast

21:50 Act II - "Conception"

22:50 You guys look familiar...

23:15 Where the thicc alien girls at?

23:50 Trip's Tripping Slo-Mo

25:00 Date Rape

25:43 Just the tip

26:30 Tera-phasic Drive of the Week

27:00 Justthetip.com

27:45 90's Prism Room

28:00 First appearance of a Holodeck

29:00 She took him back to her place

29:30 Boat Ride

30:00 Ear Rubber

31:00 Guess what?! You're pregnant, dude!

31:50 Never argue with a person using actual paper

32:00 Act III - "Hormonal Changes"

32:40 Is this your first time?

33:03 Going off the rails

34:00 Working Single Mom Intentions

34:30 Nipple Placement

35:36 Kitchen Secrets

36:20 Surprises

36:36 Alien Chest-burster

36:50 Movie Night: Alien

37:05 You may have noticed this podcast isn't for small children

37:20 Klingon Battle Cruiser!

38:00 Getting behind the Klingons (Don't be a cling-on to a Klingon)

39:30 Are they "REALLY" having warp drive "TROUBLE?"

40:20 Act IV - "Surrogate Father"

40:50 Making the Klingons laugh

41:45 Sticking it to you twice

42:00 Just the Tips

42:30 The Lower Decks take

43:00 Klingons get a rainbow prism room

43:50 T'Pol Exaggerated

44:15 He smelled things

44:55 What we learned today...

45:30 I got a girl!

46:00 The comeback?

46:30 More than a minute, please?

47:30 Next week: "Terra Nova"

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Explicit

This week: New Planet, who dis?

Archer could wait 7 or 8 days and first scan the planet, make sure it's safe, or we could just skip all that and go shuttle down right now! Also, T'Pol doesn't smile, Travis tells spooky stories, Trip goes Tripping, Novakovich gets beamed in the wind, and Porthos takes a sh-.

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Episode 57

01:00 Easy Bets

01:30 Rants and WTHs

02:10 Kids Warning!

02:45 Memory Banks, Alien Ass, and Klingons are around Uranus?

03:50 Something Bad and Something Round and Perfect

04:50 Pouring Chandelier and Bouncing Light

05:45 A Job with Your Hand

06:08 CLAP PER ACTIVATION WARNING

06:45 News: RIP Christopher Plummer

07:53 News: Woman In Motion: Nichelle Nichols and NASA Documentary - In Theaters now, and On Digital February 16th

09:00 Hailing Frequencies were not open?

10:00 A pretty damn good job with a hand?

10:33 Nominations for the NAACP Image Award

11:20 Captain Picard's Rios, Actor Santiago Cabrera in CBS's "Salvation"

12:00 Lollipop

12:53 Star Trek: Enterprise S1E4 "Strange New World"

13:30 Class M

14:00 Ensign Cutler the Bug Girl

14:25 Friends with a house fly

14:45 To Probe or to not to Probe? Archer IV

16:23 Rant Time! Archer: Caring about the neighbors vs Breaking and Entering

17:00 Let's bring our microbes and bacteria!

17:20 Heavy Metal Intelligent Shit

18:46 Act I: Scary Campfire Stories

19:30 Dog Gone Going Where No Dog Has Gone Before

20:00 Campfire Pod Story

20:45 Alien World looks just like...

22:06 Sleeping with the Scorpion...Smush or Stun?

23:00 That looked familiar...But was it real?

23:30 Alien Planet Weather Forecast?

24:00 Shuttle Performance Anxiety

25:04 Rant Time! SMILE! :-) And that Camera Roll

26:03 Act II: Stupid Storm

26:46 Tossing Logic Out

27:30 Direct Order

28:00 Don't Go In There!

28:20 Allergy Horror Story

28:34 Go To Hell!!!!

29:00 Flashlights and Food

30:00 Gorignak!!!

31:00 Rock People aren't easy

32:00 Lizard Brain and Bumper Shuttles Bumpin'

33:00 Archer will do it all!

33:50 Red Shirt? Red Underwear?

34:50 Captain's Sports

36:20 Act III: Poisoned Pollen

37:45 Transporter Woes

38:40 Chia Pet Starter Kit

39:30 Phlox - "He's Tripping Balls, Sir"

40:20 Trip goes bad

41:00 When Vulcans Get Loud

41:45 Reminded of Law & Order SVU?

43:20 Act IV: Hangover Regrets

44:00 You never see him again!

44:20 Did Phlox skip a scan?

46:00 Vulcans Don't Do Role-play

46:24 Trip Was Really, Really, Really Trippin'

46:48 DUDE! Buy her dinner first!

47:00 Sleepin-on-the-rock-neck

47:30 We do get more or Cutler. Alas, the Actress passed in '03

48:26 Archer talks them into it

49:15 Challenge Your Preconceptions, Or They'll Challenge You

49:50 Archer's Fault

50:30 Ethan was supposed to die

51:00 Movie reference: Unnecessary Roughness

51:45 Rant! Archer's a Dick!

52:40 It's Really Porthos's Fault?

53:35 Super Bowl Commercials for Paramount +

54:10 That Cable Cut Life

57:56 Next week: "Unexpected"

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Explicit

Hoshi gets a Slug, the targeting systems gets aligned, Phlox lives his life National Geographic style, Archer goes boldly into breaking and entering, and eventually Hoshi knows exactly just what to say. Don't misplace that Skip Intro button, because it's been a long road getting from there to here.

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Episode 56

00:40 Don't eat Cheetos naked!

02:30 Mum's the word! or is it NomNomNom?

03:20 Yum Yum Podcast - We totally know Worf had a brother ;)

04:00 Orange Taint

05:20 The 25th anniversary of Star Trek: Voyager - "Threshold"

06:10 Distant Cousins?

06:48 More guests added to the August Las Vegas Convention: Roxann Dawson, Armin Shimerman, and Kitty Swink

07:41 Women running the Bridge

09:45 Star Trek: Enterprise - "Fight or Flight"

10:26 The worm couldn't get it up

11:00 Bat food

11:30 The closeup

11:50 Phlox - The Happy Doc!

13:00 That song

14:30 Flatworm

14:50 Act I - "Wasting Time"

15:30 Phlox - his own National Geographic special

16:30 They're playing Tempest?

17:20 Like Dungeons and Dragons - You've rolled a 1!

18:17 Can't find the squeak! What's that noise?!

20:00 They Annoy-a-Tron

23:20 Back in the 50's

23:40 Breaking and Entering

24:00 Hi! We're from Earth!

24:20 Went in thru the Back Door

25:30 Maybe they're having sex?

26:00 YOLO, Bitches!

26:26 Two weeks

27:00 No warranty on those Targeting Scanners?

28:00 Joyride

28:35 Act II: - "Don't Break into Dahmer's House"

29:30 It's Dark and Hoshi freaks!

30:30 I'm not trained for this shit!

30:55 Away team picks

31:30 Deleted scenes

32:00 Something's bugging Archer

32:30 Armed and dangerous? Weapons in Space

33:12 Actual guns in space

35:00 What if someone knocks on your backdoor? All they want is sex!

36:00 Nobody brought a camera?

36:30 Been watching Black Mirror

37:00 Hoshi's story

38:30 How did you pass?

39:00 Act III - "Regrets"

39:45 Bad guys you never saw

40:15 Probed! Without asking?

41:15 Nice Tractor Beam

41:30 Roll again!

41:50 Hoshi is needed

42:30 Scary Crazy Shit

42:50 Delete the Browser History!

44:00 A/S/L?

44:40 Archer turns the ship around!

44:56 Act IV - "First Alien Contact"

45:15 Sluggo the Trance Worm?

46:00 Communication Issues

46:50 Among Us

47:40 Hoshi needed more Aerosmith

48:00 Pump up the Jam!

48:20 Getting drilled

49:55 Confidence in your ability

50:15 Don't break and enter

51:20 Sometimes it takes a couple of tries

51:45 The credits music

53:20 They skipped the soft porn

54:00 Cool spooky vibe

54:20 If Heather was Hoshi

55:00 Snake food

55:15 High Heels

55:30 Tribble Extraction

56:45 The numbering for Star Trek: Enterprise - Season 1...Just use the titles!

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Explicit

Is Captain Archer making a log, or just talking to his dog? Is T'Pol a gas giant? Is it harassment when a Suliban kisses you, or is that just a test? Will you double your pleasure with double phasers? Why shouldn't you let the engineer drive? And don't even get us started on Klingon continuity? And I swear I parked the shuttle-pod right over here!

Special Guest - Rocky's little Sister, Patty!

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Episode 55

00:35 Tribble Bikini

01:16 Best Flatulation

01:40 Thanks Section 31!

01:48 No Kids!

02:05 Gorn eat your toes

02:43 Old white guy?

03:30 Photo-bombed by that same guy

04:20 Did you introduce yourself?

04:45 Hat trick

05:00 Correction Bow Potato

05:40 Freaky Deeky

06:00 Special shoutout

06:50 I like Tribbles, Cats, Dogs, and Sword fighting

07:25 What's in the envelope?

08:00 RIP Mira Furlon

08:30 Feel the Bernie - https://www.startrek.com/gallery/meme-me-up-bernie/berniebeams-out-of-a-jeffries-tube-2202/28

09:15 Janeway's autobiography in audiobook form, voiced by Kate Mulgrew!

09:55 RIP Larry King

11:00 Bio Trekkie's good stuff - BioTrekkie Explains! on YouTube - https://youtu.be/9Gb1EJ4xAOY

12:30 Molly on a stick

14:00 Star Trek: Enterprise S1E1 - "Broken Bow Part 2"

14:50 It's like I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka

16:00 Lie Detecting or assault?

17:10 Suliban Perspective on Genetic Engineering

18:44 Taste for green blood

19:11 Riding in Elevators? Need some handrails!

20:50 Stratosphere Stories

23:40 Spies Like Us?

24:10 Bonding on the roof

24:40 Hoping for a blowjob

25:05 We parked where?

25:25 Shuttlepod Comedy

26:00 T'Pol takes over

26:48 Dual Fisting Phasers

27:15 Phaser Shootin' Skills

27:50 Lazer Tag flashbacks = Fuck those kids

29:00 Star Trek Escape Room?

29:50 Trust The Wind...T'Pol?

30:40 A Gas Giant

30:50 Act V: "After Dark"

31:30 Soft Core Decontamination

32:40 They got the dialog in

33:15 Shooting it wasn't that sexy

33:50 Eel'll take care of you

34:30 Casting by Six-Pack

35:00 T'Pol actually listened

35:37 Archer's Log

36:00 Vulcan on your side

36:40 Gas Giant # 7

37:38 Act VI: "Enemy Territory"

38:04 It's like "Run Silent, Run Deep"

38:28 Bastard Balls

38:46 Transporter Hesitations

39:00 Lost Technologies - Seatbelts?

40:17 Never let Trip pilot

42:25 The Space Stacks

42:46 Hmmm. Stun seems to work

43:10 Klaang would not STFU

43:40 Don't sneak up behind a Klingon

44:25 Melty Lizard People

44:45 Can we get any tighter?

45:20 That was an acid trip

45:50 Act VII: "Mission Accomplished"

46:58 Klaang Klaang Klaang went the Trolly

47:20 Strobe lights and Timey Wimely Wibbly Wobbly

48:58 There's a temporal thing going on...But not in his log

50:00 Is it a Vulcan coverup?

51:30 DNA Uses

52:49 They don't have USB sticks, they've got blood

53:20 We're all made of stardust\

54:15 Klingon Continuity

56:00 Once you go green...?

56:26 Beaming Archer

57:06 Inside Out and Exploded!

57:30 Special effects

58:30 Computer screens

1:00:00 Industrial

1:00:49 Who has grappling hooks nowadays?

1:02:45 Trademark that Tribble Bikini

1:03:50 Black Holes and Rims

1:06:05 Insert Shot of Bernie

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Explicit

We go all the way back to Star Trek: Enterprise! What was the deal with that theme song? Why does Phlox have such a big smile? Hoshi speaks Klingon, T'Pol attacks a bread stick, There's a Timey-Wimey Wibbly Wobbly room, and when you visit strange new worlds, some things are extra sexy.

Special Guest - Rocky's little Sister, Patty!

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Episode 54

00:30 He has a sister?!

01:30 Mischievous Tribbles

02:08 Meet Rocky's Sister, Patty!

02:30 Grounded?

03:20 Hatched

04:00 Interesting Pictures?

05:00 News: Mary Wiseman confirms Queer and Proud

06:00 Representation matters

07:00 "I thought I was a Gay Asian"

07:30 News: Critic's Choice Awards

10:55 News: Gaaaysinspaaace.org - Michael Dorn Zoom Event 1/21/21

12:50 News: Have a little Data in your house: exo-6.com

14:40 Highly Disturbing

15:30 Star Trek: Enterprise (S1E1) - "Broken Bow Part 1"

16:30 The song. (There is a skip intro button.)

17:00 Ear Worm

17:45 Karaoke

18:15 WTF?! Star Trek doesn't sing lyrics at you!?

18:30 The visual montage, though

19:30 Original theme lyrics

20:50 "Where no man has gone before"

21:15 Tommy "Tiny" Lister, Jr - as Klaang

21:45 Klingot?

22:20 Ask questions later, shoot first

23:00 He should've stayed inside

23:15 First times and Models

25:15 Act I - "First Mission"

26:11 Trip drives a Shuttlepod like people parallel park!

28:00 Vulcan assholes

28:45 Looking at the dates

29:45 James Cromwell

31:00 Names sound familiar?

31:30 Bringing Hoshi in

32:30 I'll never forget this sound...

33:00 Captions: "Speaking Klingon"

33:30 Got a Q in it

34:00 You've been on Earth too long

35:00 Ensign Mayweather is a Belter?

35:20 First Enterprise Starship Launch

35:45 A tin can that can barely do Warp 4

36:10 Interfaces - Like a Casio exploded

38:30 Netflix Wins?

39:15 Something smells

39:40 Act II - "Klingon Kidnapping"

40:20 Space-time room

41:00 Now it's time to swim

41:40 Dr. Phlox - Creepy?

43:30 The Other Guys - Out of time - All Rise

44:15 Hoshi and Space Travel

45:15 Listening to Hoshi

45:30 One thing about something or other

46:20 Eating the Afterlife?

47:30 Some funny parts

48:00 Eating with the captain

50:20 Handshakes?

51:00 Good Handjob?

51:25 Act III - "Strange New Worlds

52:00 Space is very Big

53:00 I didn't lose him, he was taken!

53:45 Paying attention to Hoshi

54:25 Suliban, Suliban. Does whatever a Suliban can...

55:00 Marvel is going to sue us

55:14 Don't F*ck the alien women

55:50 Sucking the Butterflies

56:45 20 years ago...

58:30 More Convention talk

1:01:00 The kid getting weened off

1:02:50 What's in the box?!

1:03:30 The tribbles broke out in song?

1:04:28 Thanks to Patty for...

1:05:45 Nuclear Wessels?

1:07:10 Make sure to come back next week for Part 2 of "Broken Bow"

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Explicit

It's the Season Finale

Su'Kal faces his fear. Are the DOT bots Battlebots? We'll take back the ship, and get an another theory on why Owo can hold her breath so long, Osyraa forgets about the Quarantine shield, Burnham and Book ride the Turbolift like you've never seen before. (Something's bigger on the inside.)

Special Guest - Tyler Pilkinton from orangeriverproductions.com

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Episode 53

01:00 Kids warning - Don't become Hobbit

01:30 Though there's a fetish

01:45 Tribbles not to hump legs

02:30 Trade up?

03:15 Guest provided by Section 31

04:00 youtube.com/c/theanim8orkid

06:00 Can you get me a bike?

06:45 Guinan coming to Star Trek: Picard

07:45 BioTrekkie with the Admiral

10:15 Star Trek: Discovery Season 4 is in production

11:00 Heather was right!

12:00 Star Trek: Discovery S3E13 - "That Hope is You, Part 2"

14:00 Big long teaser, and that hanging cliff

14:30 Seeing Gray

16:00 Adira's Holo-look

17:00 Osyraa's bad attitude

18:10 DOT bot battle bots? MegaDotBot? Need more DotBots!

19:30 -Censored by Section 31-

20:00 Vance hangs up

23:20 Stamets not happy

24:30 Act I: Coded Messages

25:30 Communication by Metaphor

26:20 Channeling Kirk and the No-Win Scenario

27:00 Shit-Eating Grin

27:45 Orion Cardiology - Pure Evil Green

28:30 Does Osyraa have to choke a bitch?

29:45 Honestly a Bad Person

30:30 Country Saying

31:40 Wanting is not the same as doing

32:30 Su'Kal coming to terms

33:40 Most Epic Temper Tantrum Ever

34:00 Superhero bitch vs. That Bitch

34:40 What about that Quarantine Shield?

35:30 3189 version of Pulp Fiction

36:20 Coded message for Tilly

37:10 Owo can hold her breath because...

37:50 The DOTS - We needed MORE!!

40:00 Cannon fodder

40:40 DOT PRIME!?

41:30 Act II: Facing Fears

42:30 Turbolift Scene Trigger

43:30 Doors in Monster's Inc?

44:00 This is not a T.A.R.D.I.S!

44:30 Seems to be bigger on the inside

44:45 It was a great fight scene

46:00 Suspending Disbelief

46:45 Polyploid

47:20 Tied to subspace - Rub one out?

48:30 No complaints on the action

48:45 Space bending?

49:25 Sarcasm

49:45 If Georgiou vs Osyraa?

50:17 - Censored by Section 31 -

50:50 Guardian of Forever Callback

52:00 Act III: Kicking Ass and Taking Names

53:00 Don't make fun of his pussy

53:40 Flat Earth vs Cats

54:00 SPLAT

55:00 Since you're in that position anyway...

55:30 Osyraa vs Burnham

56:00 Programmable Matter Wall

56:15 Burnham spits

57:30 Burnham never quits

58:00 Reboot

58:30 Is Owo done?

59:15 Bridge Crew Rules

59:45 Screw Delta Shift

1:00:00 Tilly and her crew

1:00:30 Supporting Bot

1:01:20 Time to eject the core

1:01:40 And Book does the jump?

1:02:10 Couldn't they just jump away?

1:04:00 What is it with cats, anyway?

1:04:40 ...But Still! Wrong Show!

1:05:10 Drop it on my mark

1:05:45 Act IV: Let's Fly

1:07:00 The best phrase!

1:08:30 Next season?

1:08:44 Heather: I Told You So!

1:09:00 Saru to Su'Kal - Even in fear, you can still step forward

1:09:30 Fears of the 2nd Burn

1:10:40 Gray's gonna be ok too

1:11:10 Completely Gay. So what?

1:12:30 Don't ask about the salad

1:13:00 Advantages of Kelpian Holodecks

1:14:00 Heather was right!

1:14:15 Insurrection was a good movie

1:14:30 Core ejection

1:15:45 Another cliffhanger?

1:16:00 What if it were a bad ending?

1:16:30 DOT Bots vs the Spore Drive

1:17:15 Returning home

1:17:45 Burnham's Promotion

1:18:00 Doing it Burnham's way

1:19:00 New uniforms

1:19:40 Do you want to know more?

1:20:00 Sonequa

1:21:20 Next season?

1:22:00 Gene's Quote

1:22:30 Themes

1:23:15 Thanks to Tyler!

1:23:50 orangeriverproductions.com and youtube.com/c/theanim8orkid

1:24:15 Spinning camera thing

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Explicit

Happy New Year, we've got bad jokes, Trek hits the big 800, the Billy the kid guy is alive, Tilly takes charge, Kenneth Mitchell returns, Osyraa gets stared at, we find out about that apple, also...Burnham should say Yippee-ki-yay, m-

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Shitty Apples

01:44 You may have just heard a bad joke. We apologize.

02:05 We also apologize for that joke.

02:30 Vacuum vs. Tribbles

02:50 Humping Legs

03:29 Alive! And ready to jump

04:20 When you feel the urge...

05:15 Saving it for Marriage

05:44 You may have just heard a better joke. Don't get used to it.

06:04 Q?

06:45 John De Lancie convention sightings

08:00 800'thTrek

10:00 Outlets for Trek

10:50 Watermelon Knife

11:40 Heard of CBS All Access?

12:45 Trek instead of Coffee?

14:30 Voyager Documentary @voydocumentary

15:30 Also, The Delta Flyers!

16:15 Alexander Siddig in the next Skyline movie

19:15 Star Trek: Discovery S3E12 - "There is a Tide"

20:00 Vance's Spider Sense & Osyraa's Big "show"

21:28 Converting Starship OS

22:00 Trans-Warp Conduits - Slow Drivers in the Fast Lane

23:20 Hello, Sweetheart! Zareh returns!

23:45 I love you Tilly so hard right now!

25:15 By the way, I love you. ZZZZzzzzz.

26:00 "There is a Tide" Shakespeare - Julius Caesar

27:00 Long stardate or happy to see me?

27:45 No, that's a different movie

28:20 Act I: Negotiations

29:00 Kenneth Mitchell returns!!!

30:30 DIE HARD!!!!

31:50 Better to get bleeped

32:20 The Expanse!

33:10 Shohreh Aghdashloo says fuck

34:20 What show are we talking about?

35:00 Savior of the Galaxy!

36:00 Mind Control

36:45 Fire Suppression also suppresses life signs?

37:00 Morse Codes?

37:30 Act II: Escape

38:15 OMG It's DIE HARD!!!

38:30 Aisha Taylor...(Or Tyler!) was NOT on this show

39:10 I can see you!!!

39:30 Shout out to Lisa Berry

40:00 Regulator 665 gets chilled

40:20 Eli the Lie Detector - Better than a red light

41:00 Osyraa wants to unite

41:20 Liars believing the lie

41:50 BLINK, dammit!

42:20 Under the sea?

42:30 Changing the subject

43:45 The green WAP

44:15 Andorian Opera

44:45 The Fifth Element - She had some stones

45:15 Alexa playing along

45:50 Alexa reconfigures the Warp Drive

46:30 You like lost causes, right? You should come over.

47:00 High Fives for Tilly

47:45 Taking a Ship

48:30 Starfleet Combat styles - Going for the stun vs going for the kill

49:00 That's not a kni-Oh, it was a knife.

49:57 Unintentional Souvenir

50:30 Book and Ryn's stand/ambush

51:00 What if Osyraa and Vance came to an agreement?

51:20 Stunning people

52:00 Honest Osyraa

52:45 Act III: Shitty Replicator Apples

53:15 My whole life is in that nebula!

54:00 Needs of the Many vs the Few?

55:00 Trying to convince Aurellio

55:20 When people show who they are with their actions

56:00 Let's talk about...APPLES!

56:20 He told her to eat shit!

57:40 It tastes pretty good, for shit.

58:00 Good timing. And no atrocities

58:20 Vance's move

59:00 Accountable

59:20 Capitalism

59:30 Chain of Planets, Federation of merchants

59:55 Meanwhile on DS245

1:00:00 Politician or Sociopath?

1:01:00 Editor's note: We did record before that capitol thing

1:01:15 Rehearsals, Blocking, and pro actors

1:02:21 Act IV: Disco DOTs

1:03:15 Hurray DOT Bots! Not just another cool set piece

1:04:30 Aurellio seeing Osyraa for who she is

1:06:15 No one is feared forever

1:07:00 Looking at history to go forward

1:07:50 Karen to Super Karen - It's the Apples

1:08:00 ...But that guy fucked it up!

1:09:00 Science Fails

1:10:25 Setup for next for the finale

1:11:30 Why keep pointing guns at the bots? Because, chance of "DIE HUMAN!"

1:12:40 How should it end?

1:13:40 Rub the skin?

1:14:00 Happy New Year!

1:14:10 Shout out to Noah Averbach-Katz

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Because we had that visit with HR, and some cool DNA mods, this week you get two episodes and this is number one:

We review Su'kal and get the thrills of a human looking Saru! Find out if you're anticipated input, yes or no? Orsyraa learns that Tilly is That Bitch, and our food replicators are #2!

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Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Patrick Hall

00:00 Welcome to show 51, Anticipated Input!

00:30 We're gonna have to tell him.

01:00 Incoming transmission: Woo!

01:20 Heather's packing for Risa

01:45 Patrick: Happy New Year!

02:00 Rocky's happy to be here and make podcast go

02:50 No corrections

03:00 News of the week

03:10 Gates McFadden interviewing TNG Actors for a podcast show cohost

03:45 Less Tig! WHAT?!

04:20 Scotty's Ashes in Space! Secret Mission!

05:10 How to smuggled ashes?

06:08 Let the worms take me

06:36 Big wood and white sap

07:30 Rocky had an incident with breakfast

08:20 Woke up in 2020?

08:45 He got warped back

09:15 Getting it straight

09:30 We have a spore drive now?

10:00 Rocky's ported?

10:15 The Grynder?

10:45 New closet in engineering?

11:00 Really we may have lost it. But we have fun doing it.

11:20 Not impotent !!!

12:00 Testing the new drive

12:40 YEARS of Star Trek planned till 2027!

14:00 Star Trek: Discovery S3E11 - "Su'kal"

15:20 Adira Tai and Gray Tai

17:00 Pappa Gay and Gay Uncle

17:30 Stamets had a warp nacelle up his ass?

18:10 Finding Dilithium where? Nobody followed up!

20:00 Scouting with Book's ship - a Transformer!

20:50 Was Saru watching Preggo Porn?

21:45 Or homesick?

21:51 Act I: Away Team

22:30 Michael is a Trill, Culbert's a Bajoran, and Saru is a Doug Jones!

23:00 Seeing Doug's actual face

23:30 My heels are touching the ground!

24:30 The worry stone - RUBBING THAT KNOB!

25:30 Benifits of being Captain

26:50 Beaming into a F'ed up Holodeck

27:50 Computer: End Program?

28:00 Could the child be part of the burn?

28:50 The Admiral's response

29:30 Are your kids still listening? WTF?

30:00 Who's asking about who can make the hard call?

30:50 Things are already crazy

31:15 Tilly at the Conn

31:30 Posistion vs Rank

33:30 Feeling that Knob

33:35 Act II: A Visit from Space Karen

34:30 Saru's human walk

35:00 No handrails on that bridge

35:50 The Kid and The Monster

36:30 The Visuals Sets and Space Dragons!

38:00 That kid is 125!

38:30 Anticipated Input

40:00 Getting out of the Holodeck

40:30 Remembering Max Headroom!

41:20 Matt Frewer is great!

42:30 Oh - 12 Monkeys! High Five's to Todd

43:20 Is that a Federation Ship? (Nope)

43:30 Trans-Warp-Conduits

45:30 Multi-Pass!

46:00 And they CLOAK!

46:30 More Rubbing Knobs

46:45 All googling hints provided by Heather

46:55 Act III: The Cause of The Burn

47:45 You may recognize Su'Kal

48:00 Michael pretends to be a Program

48:45 Getting reset

49:30 Saru and The Elder

50:00 Guest Stars on Star Trek

51:00 Beloved Gift

51:45 Radiation - Don't Panic!

52:28 When Su'Kal freaks out...Kind of like Spock in ST:III

53:00 Heather's theory

54:30 Superpowers/Tech vs Magic?

54:45 People Crashing things

56:00 Also - Matt Frewer was on TNG

57:00 Nathan's good looks fixes computers

58:30 Replicator Woes

59:22 Act IV: Shit Hits the Fan

1:00:00 The big finish and Adira

1:01:20 Tilly vs. Osyraa

1:02:30 The Princess Tiary Takeover

1:03:00 What's happening next? Look for our next episode THIS WEEK!

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WWE: Saru SLAM!

Spoiler alert - Torture, Betrayal, Murder, and Death all come to this episode. The Mirror Universe scenario plays out from last week: Georgiou gets weighed, Saru can body slam you off of the ceiling, and mystery man Carl turns out to be quite the throwback Trek reference.

-Brought to you by Section 31-

Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Patrick Hall

00:00 Welcome to show 50!

01:00 Playing Horsey - Referencing the ongoing "HR" joke

02:00 Not pleasant? No! Welcome to our show!

02:20 Kids warning

02:40 The Tribbles have band? or OH! that's Brown Chicken Brown Cow

03:45 Brought to you by Section 31

04:20 News - Lower Decks Season 2 coming in 2021 - Deep in production - and more Tendi/Rutherford

05:30 Mr. Frakes aka Will Riker

06:00 News - Picard Season 1 on Blu-Ray and more Jan 25th, 2021

07:00 News - Lower Decks Season 1 releasing world wide Jan 22nd, 2021

08:00 If you watch them, you can listen to our older shows! *Shameless plug

09:30 Testing the filters

10:00 Along with us for the ride.

10:30 Cortical Stimulators are becoming real? Yeah Science!

11:20 Trans-ducers?

12:00 Can you feel it?

12:30 It was the podcast before Christmas...

13:00 Hard times

13:13 Star Trek: Discovery - Season 3, Episode 10 - "Terra Firma, Part2"

14:00 Did you see the opening credits?

15:00 Spit Take

15:30 Scared Spit less

16:00 That quote sounds familiar...

17:00 Nature vs. Nurture, vs. Captain KILLY!!!

18:10 Rot in Hell, Bitch!

18:30 Learning from pain

19:30 Motivated by pain

20:00 Sometimes it's just a booty call

20:20 Remote Control Control

21:10 Act I: Betrayal

22:10 Autocorrecting yourself

23:00 Night Terrors

23:30 Fireflies

24:20 Slice of Wonder...Bread

25:00 The long game

25:30 She's got the Tantalus thing...Wait, are we talking about sex?

26:20 Tantric Sex

27:30 This Georgiou

28:30 Your best weapon

29:00 Georgiou and Mirror Saru

30:00 Landry killed again!

30:50 Mirror Detmer

31:45 I'm gonna make it rain!

32:15 Stabby Stabby Stabby

32:45 It actually happened

33:00 Democracy is Fragile

33:30 Space Force?! Don't even go there!

34:00 Act II: Double-cross

35:15 Saru Body Slam!

36:15 All defensive vs all offensive

38:00 My Michael

38:40 Stab and Head-shot

39:20 Killy knew

39:40 Terran Friendship

40:20 Once a traitor, always a traitor

40:50 Torture stories

41:50 That's too quick

42:30 Big Belly defense

43:15 Act III: The Doors

43:30 The GUARDIAN OF FOREVER!!!

44:30 That was kinda cool

45:50 Guardian built by ancient version of Q

46:15 Didn't like becoming a portal of death

46:30 Star Trek TOS: City on the Edge of Forever

46:50 The Clerks connection

47:20 That whole thing was real. Saru's ripples

47:45 Killy and Kelpian taste

49:00 Where/When did Georgiou go?

49:30 The portal stripped her?

50:20 The headlines

51:30 Jett Reno!

51:40 This is not food

52:20 RTFM, RTTM

53:00 The goodbye salutes

53:30 You are my Philippa

54:00 The three month day

54:30 The fucking weather

55:10 Happy accidents in film

56:50 A good photo-bomb

57:15 Act IV: Deceased

58:00 Two snaps up and a backspace

58:50 She's like the best character

59:00 Thoughts of Harry Kim

1:00:00 Voyager Nookie

1:01:30 She had no tact. God I loved that about her.

1:02:00 That sounds like fan fiction...Or our show?!

1:02:40 Saru's discussion with the Admiral

1:03:20 There's a life-sign on that ship

1:03:40 Get his Kelpy-On

1:04:00 Pronunciations

1:04:30 Why are we talking about Stargate?

1:05:00 Watch the 4400

1:06:00 And The Stand is on CBS All Access

1:07:00 And Watch Spielberg's Taken

1:08:00 Dinner with salad?

1:08:10 Thanks for listening!

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Spoiler Alert! - Watch the show first. And hide your kids, because our podcast is not made for them. This week: Burnham and Georgiou go play in the snow, Tilly plays with Georgiou's food, we meet Carl, who is a Doorman with "adoorable" sense of humor, and then we take a trip to Mirror Universe.

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Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Patrick Hall

00:30 HR visited Patrick

01:00 Beautiful day

01:30 Hide your kids

02:20 Tribble Circle

03:00 Always do this in the raw

03:40 There are a few more than 4 lights

04:25 The meaning of Christmas

05:00 Giant Christmas Star

05:30 Right Turn, Clyde!

06:30 2 Special Appearances on The Nerd Trek Podcast - NerdTrekPodcast.com

08:00 UK Stamps from the Jem'Hadar

08:30 NEWS: Robert Picardo's Home video: trekmovie.com/2020/12/11/watch-robert-picardo-perform-the-theme-to-star-trek-voyager/

09:00 NEWS: Kovich back in Season 4!

09:50 NEWS: Strange New Worlds in pre-production

10:30 NEWS: Mike's the Man - Lower Decks Season 2 and CBS deals

11:00 Which boss did he blow?

11:35 NEWS: Boldley Go Band album Out Now! - United Federation of Punx - boldlygoband.bandcamp.com/album/united-federation-of-punx

12:00 Shatner is NOT the father

12:30 Star Trek: Discovery S3E9 - "Terra Firma, Part 1"

13:30 Killing in a motherly mirror universe kind of way

14:00 Vance is sold on Discovery

14:20 Saru gets advice

15:30 Getting too closer and the other point of view

16:45 EYEBALLS!!!!

17:30 Spock's Time/Dimension Travels

18:00 Mentions of JJ-Verse?

18:30 Romulan Mining Ship? Kelvin timeline?

19:00 Timey-Whimey

19:30 Time War research takes time

20:00 Ties to Star Trek: Enterprise

20:48 FOOD FIGHT! Gerogiou freaks out

22:00 Frustration, feeling helpless, and everyone wants to help

22:40 She's an angry wolf

23:15 Tilly Hug

24:20 Act I: Q Brother from another Mother?

25:20 Meanwhile on Hoth...

26:00 There is no cure, I'd know. Computer, "Actually..."

26:55 Who Dannus is...And is Carl Q?

28:15 What do you call a cute portal? ADOORABLE!!!

29:30 Saru checks out his another hot Kelpian chick?

30:00 Saru is a perv.

30:30 Lubricant: Room Temp

31:00 The Backdoor

31:30 Prefix Code

32:00 You forgot to re-initiate

33:00 Stamets is being a nice guy?

33:45 MIRROR UNIVERSE!

34:08 Tilly's caption goes Killy

35:00 Gamma Quadrant

35:35 Act II: Mirror Universe

36:00 Georgiou's Full Title!

36:30 Mirror Rome

36:45 Nobody expects the Mirror Universe trip!

38:58 The Prime Gabriel Bone

39:25 The Re-Do

40:00 Trying to "Logic" it out

41:30 Speculating too hard

42:20 What section are we in?

43:03 Act III: Daughter Dearest

43:50 Charon CH is like a 'K'

44:15 The Red-Light District

44:40 It's not really about Drugs, right?

45:15 This isn't over

45:36 Knife licker

45:45 Rekha Sharma

46:15 - We haven't got there yet!

46:30 Don't bring a Kelpian

47:30 Tomorrow's soup

47:45 - Mirror Saru and the Vahar'ai

48:20 The hair-dresser knows all

49:00 Tailors - Elim Garak - That Bitch!

49:30 Red-eyed DOT Bots

49:45 Mirror Kepler Telescope and NASA?

50:20 Elon

50:40 Art fans

51:00 Georgiou Changed?

51:30 Act IV: Confession

52:00 That Crown

52:50 Bitch, Please!

53:15 The Eye Makeup

53:50 Long Live the Empire! - I'm out.

54:15 Killy likes to get some head

54:30 Drawing just a little blood

55:00 Sword Swinging Stories

55:54 You boned his clavicle?

56:30 Not dying worse than death

57:00 The Lorca Bone

57:50 Our future is un-written. Let's make it count, shall we?

58:30 I've betrayed you, and I would do it again!

58:45 Sonequa is awesome

59:00 Will it de-rail?

1:00:00 That honor guard

1:01:00 Only 3 knives?

1:01:15 Killy's boot to the face

1:01:30 Those boots

1:01:50 Can't wait for part 2!

1:02:00 The Tension buildup

1:03:30 Wink Wink!

1:04:15 FOR THE EMPIRE!!!

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