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  • Osyraa: Space Karen
    Hang on to your hats because things are about to get weird, scientifically speaking.
    Georgiou gets some medical attention, Saru gets a new catch phrase, Tilly becomes particular about how you address the captain, Book's brother is affecting our first officer,
    Linus is shedding, and Osyraa is: Space Karen
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    00:00 Episode 48
    00:56 The light's on, sir
    02:00 Who wants hairy sperm?
    02:30 Grumbling Tribbles
    03:05 If Heather was a Tribble...
    03:40 Someone has a new fan
    04:50 Putting the Christmas lights on the Starship
    05:30 Don't mix Mistletoe and Tribbles
    06:00 Baking children
    07:00 Hard Rearing
    07:20 Star Trek: Voyager Documentary
    07:45 Galaxycon Live galaxycon.con
    09:00 Section 31 involved in Vaccine?
    09:20 Paramount shelving the next movie?
    10:50 WB Movies first running to HBOmax
    12:00 Darwinism and movies?
    12:20 Mulan on Disney+
    13:30 Dripping
    14:30 Did she, or didn't she?
    15:05 Star Trek: Discovery, Season 3, Episode 8 - "Sanctuary"
    15:55 Georgiou and the Doctor
    17:00 Lashing out
    18:00 The worry in her eye
    19:10 Nephew gets chopped...to pieces
    20:00 Osyraa's family fed Trance Worm
    21:20 He fell apart
    21:45 Book's gotta go home
    22:15 Act I: Home-bound
    23:10 Tilly taking charge
    24:10 Advancements in medical technology - Putting Georgiou under
    25:00 San - From the July 2020 Book "Die Standing"
    25:30 The one guy wearing glasses
    26:30 Twitchy face
    27:00 Book's homeworld
    27:40 Book's brother - Damn Daddy!
    29:20 Sea Locusts
    30:00 Empathic powers
    30:30 Big Humping Ship
    31:00 Catch Phrase!
    31:30 Beat it!
    32:10 That song...Weird, Scientifically speaking
    33:25 They were They
    35:30 Linus is shedding. Confined to Quarters.
    37:00 Who's skin is in my underwear drawer?
    37:30 Act II: Demands Made
    38:00 Your head on my wall
    38:30 Medical expertise? (Sucking sounds)
    39:30 Seeing Georgiou in the Hallway
    40:00 Orion and Kelpian historic parallels?
    41:20 Today's Orion Woman
    41:50 Osyraa can escalate
    43:00 I'll give you some pain
    43:30 House Cleaning Service
    44:15 The family theme
    45:00 Favorite part - The Sperm Scan Outfit
    45:30 The costume design is cool
    46:00 NOT medical-gown appropriate
    46:30 Holodeck Gym Programs
    46:45 Attitudes to Starfleet
    48:30 Don't say you're from the federation
    48:45 Act III: Power Struggle
    49:00 Detmer's Redemption
    49:30 Full Manual Control
    49:45 Friendly Grudge in a space battle
    50:40 If you stop, it'll explode! Don't stop!
    51:10 Ryn - He knows things
    51:30 And then a giant pussy jumps in your face
    52:00 She's a hands-on kind of gal
    52:30 Sometimes you want to grab the joystick and hit the fire button
    53:30 Grudge's Hairballs?
    54:30 Saru's Command style
    55:00 Tilly's solution
    55:20 Can we assist?
    55:40 Rage Quit
    56:00 Osyraa: Space Karen
    57:00 It's a horrible method, and it works for her
    57:40 Execute
    58:00 Act IV: Victory
    59:00 Tilly and Ryn
    59:16 Don't you beat my man
    59:30 If we save you, you get a complimentary tour
    59:45 Pealing skin
    1:00:40 I like a good jerky
    1:01:00 Defensive Posture Principal
    1:01:30 Will the Admiral be pissed?
    1:02:30 Modernized Discovery - They're packing now, but Saru's still on defense
    1:03:30 Watching next week's preview?
    1:05:00 Answering the Georgiou question soon
    1:05:40 That song, Book, Adira, Detmer, and Osyraa
    1:06:19 Osyraa and Georgiou?
    1:06:40 Happy Ending?
    1:07:20 Adira and that Trill life
    1:09:00 Filler?
    1:09:30 English Speaking Muffin
    1:10:30 We finished it?
    1:11:00 Smelling yourself
    1:11:30 Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 13 min
  • Suck Up
    JJ Abrams gets us confused, Burnham gets Absolute Candor, Tilly gets promoted, and Ensign Harry Kim is rolling in his grave.
    In this post Thanksgiving episode, we're cruising at warp 6.9, find out what it sounds like to be a suck up, and find out why the Ni'Varan's are so grumpy?
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    00:00 Episode 47
    00:30 Tribbles get in
    01:00 Coffee is not tribble proof
    01:45 Tribbles like left-overs
    02:00 Is that where her glasses went?
    03:00 Try to take over the ship!
    03:40 Sucked up Coffee
    04:15 Uniforms don't stretch
    04:45 Sharp pies
    05:30 Throwing Apples
    06:30 Sounds of the suck up
    07:15 Happy Thanksgiving to HR!
    07:45 Correcting the Andorian woman thing
    08:30 They all look alike
    08:47 The sound of SHAME
    09:30 News: Premier Horgan flashed the Vulcan Salute! LLAP
    10:45 News: Star Trek: Picard production to start January
    11:30 Two sticks in one
    11:50 News: Adoptatribble on Instagram - Catnip Tribbles are IN!
    13:30 News: CBS All Access FREE MONTH deal, and Book deals
    14:22 News: Section 31 Jacket...$69
    14:45 Warp 6.9
    15:30 Star Trek: Discovery - S3E7 "Unification III"
    17:00 JJ Abrams is confusing us
    18:45 The origins of Ni'Var
    19:45 Chronic overachievers
    21:30 1000 year Inflation
    22:40 Do Orions get Chubbies?
    23:10 USS Yeltchen - Tribute to Anton
    23:30 Good things about the Kelvin Timeline
    24:45 Act I - Reunited
    25:30 Harry Kim is rolling over in his grave
    26:45 Seeing Spock
    27:30 If Book's ship's a rockin'...
    28:20 Spock's ideas run deep
    28:45 Of course, she's prepared!
    29:30 Blind spots
    30:15 Luck is a whore
    31:00 Knowing your position - Tilly
    32:20 Why are they are not happy to be there?
    33:30 Double-Taps
    33:45 Jett Reno's log on Instagram - Pattern Buffer installs
    34:30 There's a Holodeck? Where's the Holodeck at?
    35:00 Beaming Poop
    35:45 Qowat Milat and Absolute Candor
    37:00 Sound effects on the Bridge cause chubby
    37:45 Thinking about your chubby
    38:30 Act II: Trial
    39:00 The looks of Sonequa
    40:10 Let's do the science!
    40:40 Needs of the many vs needs of the few
    42:10 The Squeeze
    43:00 The Grip
    43:45 The guy on the left
    44:20 There's friction
    44:30 It's like Thanksgiving Dinner!
    45:00 New room! Oh wait...It's the cafe set.
    46:00 An audience!? No, that was lunch
    46:20 Burnham representing Starfleet
    48:30 Tilly and Stamets
    50:30 He can be supportive
    51:20 Tribble drank my coffee!
    51:30 Stamets - IS Absolute Candor
    51:55 What's with all the Butt Stuff today?
    52:50 You can not be trusted
    53:00 Act III: Absolute Candor
    53:30 Duty and Joy go hand-in-hand
    54:00 You need to find your joy
    55:45 Only a mother knows how to push her daughter
    56:15 They don't really get along, do they?
    56:30 Truth and Withdrawl
    57:00 Withdrawl motivations?
    58:00 It felt like Good Ol' Star Trek
    59:00 Be yourself!
    59:15 Act IV - Yes!
    1:00:00 Faith in Tilly Yes! Yes! Yes!
    1:00:30 Bumping Books with Book
    1:01:01 Big emotional moments
    1:01:30 The Ghost of Harry Kim
    1:02:00 Tilly as #1
    1:03:00 Experience vs Ability to Lead
    1:04:30 BAM! It's a mini-CD!
    1:05:00 Saru's first time
    1:05:15 Double-Tap-BAM
    1:05:45 Admiral What-IFs?
    1:06:50 When he's good, he's good! When he's bad...?
    1:07:20 Checking the balls. Crystal Balls.
    1:07:50 You feel like home. So you do you.
    1:08:40 Double-Tap-Out
    1:08:50 That was weird! Scientifically speaking.
    1:09:00 Look at next week
    1:10:30 Suck up warning
    1:10:45 Appearance on The Nerd Trek Podcast coming up soon
    1:11:50 The Premier of our shows on YouTube
    1:13:00 Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 14 min
  • Laser Beams and String Nebula
    It's upgrade time! The nacelles get detached, the controls get programmable matter, and the spore drive gets a GUI interface. And the Badges! You're gonna want some of that.
    Burnham goes rogue, Book gets rescued, and Georgiou goes shopping, with prices are so low, you might lose your head.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    00:00 Upgrade time!
    01:20 The Tribbles water-park
    02:00 Turble?
    02:50 The Turkey was horny
    03:50 Not me, bitch!
    05:00 The light isn't turning on!
    06:00 The Holodays
    07:30 T-Shirts
    08:30 Star Trek Critic's Choice Nominations
    10:30 Christmas Email marketing
    11:15 Phasers are expensive
    12:30 The Captain's Collection
    13:00 Anson Mount joins METI
    14:15 We want the Mount!
    15:00 Destination Star Trek: Germany, and Star Trek: The Cruise
    18:00 Star Trek: Georgiou
    18:15 Star Trek: Discovery S3E6 - "Scavengers"
    18:30 Tease: Don't "Begrudge" the Messenger
    19:30 Exciting Upgrades
    20:00 All-in-one badge!
    20:45 "Poor" Linus? Oops! New Badge.
    21:30 They don't have sex on Star Trek?
    22:00 Dot Bots
    23:00 NCC 1031-A
    23:15 Detachable Nacelles
    23:50 You had me at Unsanctioned Mission
    24:45 Saru could bend the rules
    25:25 But why he shouldn't
    25:50 A stupid question (There's no such thing)
    26:30 Why three weeks? Laser Beams and String Nebula
    27:20 Why detach your nacelles?
    28:30 Low Rider moves at Warp
    29:15 Burning Saru? Let's go, girl!
    29:43 Act I: Book-finder
    30:25 Mind-Blowing Test
    31:00 Bully-ing a Bully
    31:30 Who gets called a meat-sack?
    32:00 I didn't Love here
    32:25 That cat has it's own gravitational pull
    33:00 They'd name a holiday
    33:15 Did you eat her?
    33:44 You didn't hear any notifications, did you?
    34:10 That is a woman!
    35:00 Lai should've been wearing red
    35:30 Tolor is a dick
    36:00 Georgiou: She will own you
    36:30 Hookups on Self-Sealing Stem-Bolts
    38:00 That's the next session
    38:15 Act II: The Purrfect Plan
    39:00 A softer Stamets? Nano-Gell...No Residue!
    40:00 A Trill-ion different things
    40:15 Linus...Oops, Sorry, new badge!
    41:00 Shit, shit, shit, shit
    41:30 Forcing your superior to do something...Not cool
    42:00 Tilly and Saru - Growing
    42:30 Trusting Burnham
    43:30 Meanwhile on the planet Don't let a drone do your dirty work
    44:00 Paying for the No-Commercials?
    45:00 Act III: Escape the Kennel
    45:30 Good Andorian Mushrooms
    46:00 Pause button use?
    47:00 Our captain is efficient
    47:15 Meaning of Flashbacks
    49:20 Kovich connection?
    50:30 Breakout and battle action
    51:30 Badges - we want the badges
    53:00 Popping on Georgiou
    53:30 Micheal and Book
    54:00 That was a long hug
    54:30 That uniform's...form
    55:40 The Andorian Ryn
    56:20 Act IV: Cat Got Your Tongue
    57:00 She wanted something on the bottom
    58:00 More Georgiou's tripping
    58:30 Saru and the Admiral
    59:00 On-the-Job training
    1:00:00 Burnham and the Captain's chair?
    1:01:45 The Deep Hurt
    1:02:15 Adira and Gray and Stamets
    1:02:45 Stamets and Hugh...In Bed
    1:03:00 Paintings by jeminamalkki on Instagram
    1:04:15 Teen Wolf--Not the 80's movie
    1:05:00 Linus Popping
    1:05:30 A Trip!
    1:06:45 I just asked him for a shoulder rub
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 8 min
  • Who Let the Plants Out?
    Woah! Check out that flying rain forest! This week we wonder who let the plants out? Georgio gets blinky, Voyager goes to 11, and some dude is out of phase. Welcome home! Get ready to de-brief, and get looked at really closely by and AI that doesn't know about personal space.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    00:00 Episode 45
    00:45 The ship is always cloaked
    01:15 Heather has allergies
    02:30 Button pusher
    03:00 MST3K
    03:30 Corrections - Calypso
    05:00 A thousand years from anything
    06:15 News: RIP Alex Trebek, but LeVar Burton wants to do Jeopardy - https://www.change.org/p/sony-pictures-entertainment-levar-burton-should-be-the-next-host-of-jeopardy/
    07:30 News: LLAP hand in Boston?
    https://trekmovie.com/2020/11/11/proposed-boston-memorial-would-honor-leonard-nimoy-with-vulcan-salute/
    08:30 News: Sweaters!
    www.numskull.com
    10:30 Work in pajamas
    11:30 Kate Mulgrew Irish American Writers and Artist Award
    https://iamwa.org/kate-mulgrew-2020/
    12:30 Star Trek: Discovery - S3E5 "Die Trying"
    13:15 The USS Nog
    14:00 Voyager goes to 11
    14:30 Flying rain-forests, Holographic walls, Organic ships, Tilly Fan-girling
    15:00 Federation and Starfleet
    17:00 Space travel is boring
    17:30 Why she isn't on the spore drive project
    18:30 Act I: Debrief
    19:20 Starfleet's CIC - Oded Fehr!
    19:45 Gigolos and Juggalos
    20:00 (One juggles balls)
    20:20 Multiple Mummy Movies
    21:00 Quick history lesson
    21:40 D&D goods
    22:20 AI dude senses too close
    23:00 Just blink at 'em
    23:20 David Cronenberg is a legend
    25:00 You can not rattle me
    26:00 Kovich KNOWS!
    27:00 Empire downfall
    28:15 Cooler than a cupcake
    28:30 Linus and Georgio?
    29:40 Redressing sets
    30:30 This wasn't in the handbook!
    30:40 Name, Rank, and Serial Number
    31:00 I could use a snack
    32:00 WOW
    33:00 Subspace is big
    33:30 Discovery's new mission: Can you hear me now?
    34:00 Act II: The Search (Who let the plants out?)
    35:40 Saru and Burnham
    36:45 Vs Kirk and Spock
    37:45 We can do it
    38:30 Using old tech?
    39:00 The Dildo Arms - Shoutout to the Disco Fever/PicHard Talk podcasts
    40:30 And she said, "Black Alert"
    41:00 Who's Captain? The long journey
    41:45 Theories
    42:00 First Contact reference - Enterprise "In a Mirror Darkly I and II"
    43:00 Good use of Spore Drive
    44:00 Names - Tongue won't do it
    44:30 Phasing like Boimler
    45:00 Popping in and out
    45:20 Look her in the eyes
    46:00 Her mother was a Trekkie
    46:30 Letting the seeds out
    47:20 The Lullabies
    48:40 Double Dutch
    49:30 Act III: Lost and Found
    50:00 The guy from Designated Survivor
    50:30 Big Security No No
    51:10 That pain
    52:00 Nahn's future
    53:00 Something else is going on
    53:30 Planting seeds
    54:10 Theories about the song
    55:30 Dysfunction is the team
    56:20 Act IV: Acceptance
    57:00 Something up with Georgio?
    58:45 You mean, aliens did it?
    59:30 Just gonna tap that
    1:01:00 What's best for Starfleet
    1:01:20 Chaotic Neutral
    1:01:45 Looking up
    1:02:20 We have a seed vault
    1:03:00 New punishment
    1:03:30 I like salty nuts
    1:04:11 Babysitting stories with Heather - Popcorn and Microwave
    1:04:50 Babysitting stories with Heather - Dish washing
    1:05:45 We can put force fields on the doorways in the kitchen
    1:06:30 Sometimes an opening presents itself
    1:07:00 Sponsored by Section 31
    1:08:00 Don't play with others. Play with yourself.
    1:08:30 Don't let her into your kitchen
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 10 min
  • I'm F.I.N.E. Fucked-up Insecure Neurotic and Emotional
    Tilly wants a dark matter interface, Stamets is a bigger asshole than usual, Saru throws a big feast, Detmer's Hakui is specific and gory. Adira needs an electro Trill bath with Burnham, and even the Discovery computer thinks everybody needs a night off, and gives them movie sign!
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    00:00 Show 44
    00:30 Broadcasting in CLOAK
    01:20 She's feral?
    01:30 Tribbles and Halloween Candy don't mix
    02:50 They all say that
    03:30 Taco Tuesdays, and Windy Wednesdays
    04:20 Freaky Fridays
    04:50 No, it's a banana
    05:20 Shout out to the nice Jem'Hadar
    06:00 News: Micro-Voyager
    07:00 Star Trek - Self fullfiling-prophecies
    08:00 Hat slapping
    08:40 News: Star Trek: Discovery Season 4 Production has started - Doug got a haircut
    09:00 News: Viacom CBS hitting goals with Star Trek
    10:18 News: Star Trek: Picard Blu-Ray
    11:30 Star Trek: Discovery Season, 3 Episode 4 - "Forget Me Not"
    12:40 Taking a toll
    13:30 Trauma
    14:40 Talking about it
    15:20 Blowing Steam
    16:30 The Music. The composer. Remember Tonic?
    17:45 Trill precedence from TNG
    19:30 Act I: Connection
    20:30 Stamets was being a dick
    22:30 Thousand-Mile stare
    23:18 I'm F.I.N.E. Fucked-up Insecure Neurotic and Emotional
    24:50 Computer personality
    26:00 Short Trek Calypso callbacks?
    26:30 Who's a Trill?
    27:20 Species-ism exists in 3189?
    28:00 Giant corn-cob holders
    28:30 Was Trill ever joined with the Federation?
    29:20 Shuttling Trills vs Beaming - Transporter Condom?
    30:20 Trills' Old Fogey Ways
    31:10 Call backs to segregation history
    32:10 That jumping fish just few the fuck out
    32:30 The pools in DS9
    33:30 The Future of Trill?
    34:45 There's no other way to do it? Oh shit there is!
    35:00 We get political - The TP Argument
    36:00 The toilet seat
    36:50 Gaining empathy
    37:50 Yellow Alerts
    38:40 Going sideways?
    39:00 Orientation
    39:50 Act II: The Family Dinner
    40:50 Computer Advice: Give them the night off
    41:50 Stamet's Blood was RED
    42:20 Forcing Haiku
    42:40 Permission to not be OK - Great episode for Culber
    43:40 News: Convention confirmations
    44:14 ST: TMZ - Who's dating who? They're married now?
    45:40 The Ship Movers
    46:50 Everybody needs a vacation
    47:20 Get your eyes white
    48:10 Do they get nights off?
    49:30 All who serve - Thank you
    49:45 Not THAT kind of service
    50:10 Blocked memories - Like a hard drive?
    51:10 Flipping your world upside down
    51:15 Act III: Down the rabbit hole
    51:30 Adira and Gray
    52:00 You're an art genius
    52:45 The "Oh Shit" moment
    53:30 Saving the memories
    55:10 What's in the box?
    55:30 Making connections
    56:00 Trill change of support
    56:45 Tal's hosts
    57:15 They get passed around
    57:50 Young playing the old
    58:10 Tal vs Dax
    58:30 Time for the upgrade, It's like a new phone
    58:45 Act IV: Acceptance
    1:00:00 Computer's choice of movies: Buster Keaton
    1:01:05 Uniting moment
    1:01:40 Team building - Escape Rooms
    1:02:00 When Adira became Adira Tal
    1:03:00 Abomination may be the answer
    1:03:30 Hot tub of milky white spermicide
    1:03:45 Beautiful effects
    1:04:00 Communication is everything
    1:05:00 Being able to relate
    1:05:40 Detmer and Stamets
    1:06:00 Cute moments
    1:07:00 The Cello Scene - Talking with yourself
    1:08:00 Trill memories vs finding history
    1:08:45 Trill Lifespans
    1:10:00 Different kind of Trek
    1:10:10 Replicating Apples
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 12 min
  • Book's Big Furry Pussy
    Give diplomacy a swift kick in the rear!
    Exactly how fast does Burnham's hair grow, and does Book do her makeup?
    Is cake eternal, or is it just a lie? And where do we find some deep space?
    One of the Mark's joins us from the Disco Fever Podcast...I hear he's not human.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    Mark
    00:00 43rd Episode!
    00:38 Special Guest!
    00:56 Meet Mark - A polite Jem'Hadar from thepodstation.co.uk Pic-Hard Talk and Disco Fever Podcasts
    02:40 Heather's Halloween Tribbles
    03:22 Patrick's Intro
    03:35 Rocky's Intro and trouble with the new ship?
    04:30 Brought to you by Section 31
    05:00 The Top 10 Star Trek Stories Inspired by Halloween Movies https://www.startrek.com/news/10-star-trek-stories-inspired-by-horror-movie-classics
    06:22 Star Trek Stamps Update
    07:20 #1 is on top of things
    07:45 The dismount
    08:30 New Book: The Autobiography of Katherine Janeway
    08:53 Grudge Cat Merchandise
    09:25 Queens
    09:53 Star Trek: Discovery Season 3 Episode 3 - "People of Earth"
    10:05 Aye Aye?
    11:40 Re-United...We are not singers
    11:58 Let's just address the hair...And Heather gets told to behave
    12:50 Nathan's hair
    14:00 Girl, what you need is a smokey eye
    14:30 Those mugs
    14:45 NCC-4774
    16:20 Book's Holodeck had super slo-mo. Matrix Mode
    17:44 Welcome back, commander!
    19:00 That's Impossible?
    19:17 Dildo Connectors
    19:45 Deep Space 9, but not the show you were expecting
    20:09 Act I: The Quest
    20:46 Cake is a turtle?
    21:10 RIP 007
    22:15 What are you plans with my daughter?
    22:41 Don't say "Yet"
    22:53 Pussy on the side
    23:15 New Canon
    23:45 Refrigerator Magnets, or Memorial Wall?
    24:30 Everybody 1000 years ago
    25:00 Not riding with Leo
    26:00 Not the same Michael Burnham
    26:30 Did Burnham let us go?
    27:00 The Box
    27:30 Compartmentalizing
    28:45 Spore Driving again?
    30:00 Daft Law
    30:30 What happens in HR
    31:30 Viewscreen?
    32:15 This is CNN!
    32:45 The EDF
    33:40 Act II: The Search
    34:20 Let's meet Adira
    35:33 Museums are cool
    36:00 Trill'n
    37:25 Missing Spots
    39:00 Give'r some shrooms!
    39:50 Not part of the Federation? Isolationism?
    41:00 Saru - We're Starfleet!
    41:20 Shout out to the French! ;-)
    42:00 Hot Zipper Action, and missing the good part
    43:00 Burnham and Saru trust
    43:55 Act III: Michael's Plan
    44:20 A therapy session? Gross!
    44:45 Starting it with a kick in the ass.
    45:00 Or punch in the balls
    45:30 Mirror Universe Georgio
    46:00 Starfleet Does Not Fire First - Mind-Blowing Easter Egg
    46:20 Trouser's exploding - Jem'Hadar Spooge
    47:30 Burhnam knowing Saru would do the right thing
    47:55 Also, Georgio knows
    48:45 We love her
    49:25 Crappy ships, Book's beastly passions, and Darmok shorthand
    50:30 Footlong
    51:00 Act IV: New Friends
    52:10 Standard Trek solutions - the Common Ground
    52:30 Scooby Doo Diplomacy
    53:20 Titan Mask intimidation
    53:30 There's no one like me
    55:20 Why didn't you send someone? We did, Bitch! You blew'em out of the sky!
    55:25 No toilet paper for shit (Use the 3 shells!)
    57:20 Can't still say Midget
    57:57 The Big Fucking Tree
    58:50 The Touchstone
    59:15 It's just a blue wall
    1:00:00 A little Sap
    1:00:20 Please be Dax
    1:00:50 Maybe some bro research
    1:02:00 A happy ending
    1:02:20 New Harry Potter Novel?
    1:02:40 A Beatles song fits the whole episode
    1:03:30 Thanks again to Frakes
    1:04:00 Giving the big foam finger
    1:02:20 Mark's podcasts - thepodstation.co.uk
    1:05:00 It's a Trap!!!
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 7 min
  • Pain Is Foreplay
    Discovery crashes into the 3180's! Um...I think you've got some Leland on your shoes. I know she's a fictional lady, but I'm REALLY concerned about Detmer. Saru gets spikey! Tilly gets called a sweetheart. And are you TRYING to HURT ME?! Or is this foreplay? ;-)
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams, Heather Ferris, Rocky Robinson, Patrick Hall
    00:00 Episode 42!
    01:50 My name is Gene!
    02:20 Roddenberries
    02:45 Milkshake!
    03:10 Tribbles love the replicator
    03:50 E.M.C? BAM!
    04:40 Positive reinforcement doesn't work
    06:00 Section 31 spin-off timeline?
    07:02 Star Trek: Picard - The Dark Veil, 1/5/21
    07:48 Virtual screen tech, like The Mandalorian
    11:20 Bracelets
    13:15 The sporting option
    14:30 STAMPS! (in the UK)
    15:00 Janeway Statue
    15:20 Ladies love Chakotay!
    15:50 Stamp dreams
    16:45 Fresh new Lieutenant. Pause-able.
    17:20 Star Trek Discovery S03 E02
    18:00 Time-travel knock out
    18:40 So...Oh shit, we gonna crash?
    20:00 They need seat-belts
    20:15 Detmer flew the fuck outta that ship
    20:45 Is she ok? PTSD?
    21:30 Control
    21:53 Just a bit of Leland there
    23:30 No panic on bridge, except for Reno's back
    24:00 Meanwhile on Lower Decks...
    24:30 Act I - They made it!
    25:44 Sickbay
    27:30 Zombie Vibe!
    27:50 SHE'S THE ZOMBIE!?
    28:00 The T-Shirt Test
    28:46 Buy her a drink
    31:30 More Jett Reno! Never have enough Jett
    31:50 The Pod Directive - Tig Notaro
    32:30 Techno-Babble vs Jett's Attitude
    33:45 Georgiou - Reading obit's backwards
    34:30 Saru is a hypocrite? Our priority is in here. Also, I'm gonna go take a walk.
    35:14 Rubindium
    36:30 Transtator
    37:14 Georgiou's intentions
    38:15 You want to answer the phone
    38:30 2020 vs 1090
    38:50 1080 vs 1080ez
    39:10 Gene - Cleanup in Aisle 5
    39:40 Cleaning up Leland
    40:30 What happened to Harry Kim?
    41:20 Act II - A Redhead and Kelplian walk into a bar...
    42:40 Coridians - They're not new
    43:30 Tilly - Scared And Regulated
    44:30 Starfleet people - Hi! What's up?
    45:00 Kal - Nice guy, - Zareh - no
    45:30 Strapping Stamets down...Why isn't he in sickbay?
    46:25 Jett vs Stamets
    47:00 Nahn - She stayed for Airiam
    47:45 Parasitic Ice - You can tell when it's coming...
    48:30 Linus
    49:15 Cool planet - Dramatic Entrances
    50:00 Spurs
    50:15 Cool gun - 2 settings - "BBQ" "make her bleed a little"
    50:45 Kal!
    51:10 3D printer needles
    51:30 Hod-Dog flavored Pizza?
    52:10 The Pineapple Taco
    52:30 We don't endorse her cooking
    53:00 Pigeon and V'darysh
    54:00 Getting Sensors Censored
    54:30 Zareh - Bad
    54:50 Sweetheart?
    55:00 Bad evil guy is Observant
    55:50 Saru ain't having it
    56:30 77 vs 88
    56:00 Act III - Pain IS Foreplay
    57:20 The Parasitic Ice
    57:45 Georgiou Stumbling around?
    57:50 Georgiou vs Zareh
    58:30 Underestimating Georgiou
    59:10 Zareh gets owned
    59:53 Where I come from, pain is foreplay.
    1:00:30 The Bar Brawl
    1:01:00 Non-verbal communication
    1:01:30 Saru is Spikey
    1:02:30 Reload time?
    1:03:10 Leg-spin take-down, neck snap. No-look side shot.
    1:04:00 They were wearing red underwear?
    1:04:30 Saru She would've had'em for lunch
    1:05:00 Sorry, sweetheart
    1:05:00 The evolution of Tilly
    1:07:00 The gravitational waves
    1:08:20 Kal was still glowing
    1:08:30 Stamets vs the Tube
    1:09:30 Dr. Culber - shirt off
    1:10:00 Act IV - Lost and Found
    1:11:00 Like a wounded animal
    1:11:30 Blue Ice Chemistry
    1:12:00 Heather - Banned from the lab. Nathan - Hair Hole
    1:13:00 Is this the moment? I told you so.
    1:14:35 Last of Billy-The-Kid?
    1:15:00 Could Michael re-integrate
    1:15:30 In a museum
    1:16:16 When does the ship start talking?
    1:16:46 Future Love Triangle
    1:17:00 Multi-tool
    1:17:40 Punishing your lover.
    1:18:30 Detmer: Still out of it
    1:19:00 The big setup
    1:20:00 Love Spikes
    1:20:45 Shout outs to Strange New Pod, and It's Got Star Trek!
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 23 min
  • Sticky
    Discovery is back to the future! It's the 3188, Burnham meets Book, Book has a huge cat, and Burnham gets so high with an Andorian and an Orion. Also there's an alarm bird clock.
    And we can't wait to show you our brand new Starship!
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    00:00 Episode 41 - Sticky
    00:30 New ship?
    01:20 No Tribble! Bad Tribble!
    02:00 Daddy’s home
    02:15 Captain’s Log
    02:45 Our new ship: Defiant Class
    03:00 Possible Starship names?
    04:30 The NCC-0777 USS Beutler
    06:00 In the Delta Quadrant, we’ve got your back
    06:50 Golfing with Tribbles
    07:00 Here Grudgie Grudgie!
    08:00 What’s mapped out until 2027
    09:00 Discovery Season 4 starts production November 2nd
    09:30 Who survives to Season 4?
    10:13 My other brother Saru
    10:45 Officially Unofficial STLV Update: The 55 Year Mission, Las Vegas. August 11-15
    11:45 Did Heather just sing on key? Not the right words, sure. But on key?
    13:00 Season 3 Episode 1 and 2 Spoilers
    14:30 How the premier worked
    15:30 Even Grudge the cat was interviewed
    16:05 Chat with a Tribble?
    16:30 Who made the catwalk?
    16:45 Red Alert?
    17:30 Discovery Season 3 Episode 1 Recap
    19:30 Book’s got a slick ride
    19:45 Hologram Alarm Bird
    20:00 Sahil, his job, and his furniture
    21:30 Taking in The Landscape
    22:00 Planet Hima
    22:30 Computer rebooting and voice interfaces
    23:30 The last thing you hear before splatting
    24:00 Apple Care 900 year plan?
    24:44 First time Delta Shield
    25:15 HEADPHONE WARNING Patrick Does a Happy Burnham
    26:00 The Future is Out There. Temporal Police?
    26:30 Who zipped up who’s pants?
    27:00 Don’t tell me your name
    27:30 Don’t call her Rocket Girl
    28:16 Book’s Large Furry Pussy
    28:30 What part are we talking about?
    29:00 Burnham’s stressful day
    29:30 Burnham’s console-ing
    30:20 Burn, Boom, Federation Vision
    30:40 Rocky’s confused
    31:15 Someone Trusting and The Fifth Element
    31:44 Act II - Instant Gratification Gone Wrong
    32:30 Requiem - Holo-eBay - Amazon Prime
    33:00 Personal Transporter
    33:30 Magic vs Tech 1000 years later
    34:30 She’s High as Fuck!
    35:30 I Saved All The Things
    35:45 It must have been ice cream!
    36:30 Ties to Enterprise
    37:15 Fist Phasers....FISTERS!
    37:45 Transporter Tag
    38:09 Do not get a woman’s hair wet
    38:45 Non-verbal communication
    39:00 What? Your cat’s a queen?
    40:00 Can I shoot him? How about her?
    40:30 Selling vintage collectibles to fan boys
    41:00 WHAAAT?!!!
    41:40 I may have broken your nose, sorry!
    42:00 Lurian
    42:30 Act III: Sticky
    43:00 Coming...up with a password
    43:30 Glowing Head
    44:20 Book’s fucked up family
    44:50 Hitting it off
    45:20 Don’t close your eyes
    45:45 Molly
    46:00 Burnham gets Boim Boimed
    46:44 Endangered Species Act = Book
    47:30 He does have a heart
    47:45 Be careful with an older woman
    48:00 Previous Time Travels from Star Trek Enterprise: Storm Front Part 1 & 2
    48:30 Also Star Trek Voyager
    49:20 Temporal Police - Vulcan Planets Matter
    49:45 Last Act recap
    50:00 We LOVE Aditya Sahil
    50:30 Waiting for someone
    51:30 Hope is a powerful thing
    52:00 Where does the flag box go?
    52:30 Respect the Uniform
    53:15 Scanning Fail
    53:45 Temporal Mechanics is a bitch
    54:30 Creeping Ice
    55:00 Tight Beams
    55:30 Defaults
    56:00 Season 3 excitement
    56:30 After show in The Ready Room
    57:15 Working with Patrick Stewart
    58:00 Peeling the plastic
    58:28 Roll him up in Bubble wrap!
    58:50 Tribble Pop
    59:30 Shout-out from the Funnest Frontier
    1:00:00 Next Week isn't part 2?
    1:01:20 A Grudge Episode?
    1:02:45 Thanks for Listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 4 min
  • But I Could Get Hard
    We watched the Star Trek Lower Decks Season One Finale!
    Boimler butt dials, Mariner has useful contraband, Tendi befriends an Exocomp, and Rutherford gets dialed in, just in time to be a hero. And if you thought that was heroic, wait 'till you hear what happens to Shaxs!
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    00:00 Can you believe we've done 40 of these things?
    01:00 Tribble in a panel
    01:30 Bitch, you know my name
    02:00 Personal Use
    02:30 Skirting the issue.
    03:00 Tribbles like to have fun
    03:20 Rocky's shore leave
    04:00 The O'Brien Award!
    05:00 Some kind of good ride
    05:40 Brought to you by Section 31
    06:15 News: NY Comicon - Janeway to be on Star Trek: Prodigy
    07:10 You should see Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins because Kate Mulgrew
    08:30 News: Star Trek thru 2027...
    09:00 News: Kurtzman quotes...Star Trek is a box of Crayons?
    10:00 Rainbows Rock! Eat the crayons!
    10:40 Opening to Discovery Season 3 Episode 01 is out
    11:00 Somebody gets a sneak peek
    12:00 Next level cooler: Holly Amos
    12:48 Season Finale Recap
    13:00 Tease: Boim Boim can't keep a secret
    13:30 Who plugged Landru back in?
    15:00 TOS: Those Old Scientists?
    15:50 What a Butt Dial!
    17:00 Act I: The Distress Call
    18:00 The plastic was still on the screens
    18:30 Cali Class
    19:30 The bug smear
    20:40 The Exocomp
    21:00 Backstory of the Exocomp (TNG - "The Quality of Life")
    22:10 Be Hard
    23:40 In front of her mom!
    23:50 Rutherford's Sexy mode (and more!)
    24:50 Tendi nailed cowboy really fast
    25:00 Peanut Hamper's hampered?
    25:25 Coital Hooks
    26:00 Get Phased! Wolf 359 was an inside job!
    26:25 Hand pies
    27:00 One time in exocomp camp...
    27:30 Getting attached
    28:00 Stuck between a Rock and a Kiss-Ass place
    28:30 Working out...Something
    29:08 Act II: Badgey's Back!
    30:30 Pakleds are like the Analog Borg
    31:30 Pakleds are from TNG - "The Samaritan Snare"
    32:30 First Contact Day Salmon
    33:00 Contraband - The Helmet!
    33:30 Weapon Choice
    34:00 Kirk Fu returns
    34:30 Shaxs is so Badass
    34:45 EAT THIS!
    35:00 Exocomps have a mind of their own
    35:30 Badgey: Always monitoring Comms
    36:00 Badgey has a grudge
    36:30 Shaxs - Papa Bear
    37:15 Going out like a Klingon
    37:30 We have you know, Enterprise!
    38:00 Act III: Surprise!
    39:00 Titan to the Rescue
    39:30 Holy Fuckballs!!!
    39:50 Oh no! It's another Enterprise! Make us go!!!!
    40:14 Frakes gets around in the Star Trek universe
    41:00 Romulan Ale Supplies?
    41:30 Elevator?
    41:45 Long road, getting from there to here...
    42:15 All that jazz
    42:30 He warped out in style
    43:00 Little Risa
    43:15 Ransom and Betazoids
    43:40 Security....Insecurity
    44:00 Just turn you blue-ish
    44:58 Boimler's new quarters
    45:15 Calling back Tasha Yar
    45:45 Who's Jen?
    46:00 Boimler in season 2?
    46:30 The Boys
    47:15 Another Tasha Yar Call back - Shaxs
    48:15 Grandfather Bing
    48:30 Bathing in the Blood
    49:00 Shaxs got his fight
    49:30 Rutherford and Tendi reset
    50:10 Cha'Dich
    50:30 Joanie and Cha'Dich
    51:30 Nerd Boner - Discovery Season 3 is next week!
    52:00 Spoilers? No Spoilers? No, Gimmie Spoilers!
    52:30 Starfleet Underground's new ship!
    54:00 It's better to have a captain on your side, than up your ass
    55:00 Next week!
    Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    57 min
  • Vindicta Got Yo Ass!
    Oh Boy! It's a Holodeck episode! In FULL MOVIE MODE! This week Mariner becomes Vindicta! Boimler is searching for answers, Tendi doesn't want to be a pirate, Rutherford just wants to repair the warp drive at his own pace. And we remind you to support your local poll workers!
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    00:00 Show Start
    01:00 First Officer finds out what he did last week...A Double Whammy!
    01:50 She burns down another replicator
    02:30 Fire Prevention Tribbles & Suppression system
    03:00 Crack a window
    03:15 Befuddled & confused
    03:45 People you can't give replicators to
    04:00 Parents just don't understand
    04:55 Yawning at @waytoomuchbeer
    06:06 News: Section 31
    06:44 Trek the Vote! https://www.trekthe.vote
    07:53 Support your local poll workers
    08:45 Support your local pole workers
    09:13 Interview with Frakes https://www.trekmovie.com
    10:30 Which Discovery actor is shadowing Frakes?
    11:00 Unconfirmed Crusher Rumors
    11:40 Star Trek: Lower Decks - S1E9 "Crisis Point"
    12:30 Brig? No. Therapy!
    12:50 Tossing what?
    13:00 We're delicious!
    13:30 Reference - TNG S1E6 "Lonely Among Us"
    14:30 Screw the Prime Directive!
    14:50 Some Kirk in her?
    15:20 At the sound of the Tribble, turn page
    15:50 Act I: The Holodeck
    17:00 Who's boy is this?
    17:42 Bitchin' quotes
    17:55 Credits! Duck!
    18:14 Don't talk to me, I'm pissed off!
    18:40 Tea? Killer coffee
    19:00 That starship beauty sequence and music
    20:43 Reference - TNG S3E21 "Hollow Pursuits"
    21:00 A parrot on helium?
    21:30 Warp Me? Or...
    22:10 Film scratches? Grind-house? Tarantino Trek Style?
    22:40 Heather would've been dead
    23:00 Paul F Tomkins - Therapist foodie? Also podcaster
    23:30 Those recording sessions?
    24:00 Work some shit out
    24:40 Really good crazy villain. Mariner Khan
    25:20 Act II: Vindicta
    26:00 Saucer section...Or Big-Wheel?
    27:20 Head's up! Borg Designation: Explosive!
    27:45 They always die right before telling you
    28:20 I love how you program subroutines!
    28:40 All Orions but Pirates
    29:42 "Reference TOS Pilot - "The Cage," TOS S3E16 - "Whom Gods Destroy," and TAS S2E01 "The Pirates of Orion"
    30:30 Orions of STLV Star Trek Las Vegas
    31:10 Shaxs has a BFG
    32:03 Holodeck turned to 11
    32:20 Oh, Vindicta got yo ass!!
    32:45 Act III: Foiled, again!
    34:00 "Get off my Mom, you bitch!"
    34:15 Literally beating herself up
    34:40 The Truth
    35:00 Therapy
    36:15 #CerritosStrong
    37:00 No Capes
    37:30 Toby the Targ
    38:18 We all cosplay
    39:00 Breaking Records and giving joy
    39:40 @heatherferris actually in uniform
    40:50 Mariner in the rocks
    41:10 Warning! The Ship Has Crashed!
    41:20 Jet to the rescue!
    41:30 Chocolate Allergies
    42:00 Addressing the behaviors, not the person
    42:40 Bird therapy
    43:20 DaVinci - Not on my watch!
    44:00 Saving the day by doing the impossible
    44:20 "Fixing the warp core"
    44:45 Referencing Star Trek 2009, Star Trek: Generations, Star Trek: The Voyage Home
    46:00 There be whales here!
    46:20 Boimler finds out..The Secret!
    47:20 The special coffee?
    47:48 The Holodeck is like playing GTA
    48:20 Their Zoom calls must be something else
    48:30 Writer's Room simulation
    50:10 How will this play out next week?
    51:10 Later Skater? Something's up!
    51:40 The details in the animation
    52:50 The Orion Award?
    53:00 The Pole worker
    53:30 He's a Disco fan
    54:00 The Nutcracker?
    54:30 That's confidence
    55:00 Thanks for listening
    55:20 You may be listening to a premier. *Usually Monday Mornings on YouTube
    56:00 Someone may be getting a new ship?
    56:20 Putting your ship in Tribbleballs
    57:00 Emergency Holodeck Engineers?
    57:45 Tribbles don't have hands
    58:12 - Warning: Bad accent!
    58:30 Thanks again for listening!
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    Explicit
    1 hr

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