Starfleet Underground

Get ready for some DEF-CON-Level fun - Somebody gets way too excited about the blast shield. Did you know there was some animated Trek in the 1970's? We get up and take another look at Children of Mars, and possibly snag a Red Angel. Is it just me, or is the Turbolift slow today?

And we take a moment to remember Grant Imahara.

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Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Patrick Hall

Ryan Coyle

00:00 Show 28

00:59 Welcome back Ryan

01:30 Coffee Tribbles

02:00 They can carry stuff on their back?!

02:23 Not at 3am for the ring toss

02:45 The ventilation is hairy

03:20 The best way to blow

03:50 Can not Fast Travel when Enemies Are Near

04:30 Hungry Hungry Tribbles

04:45 We're flawless! Thank you for your comments!

05:00 One way to get on the show

06:00 There's too many emails...But send some anyway!

06:10 RIP Grant Imahara

12:25 Lower Decks is coming! Blast Shield!!

13:00 Lower Decks is out on August 6th - CBS All Access

14:30 Have you seen Star Trek: The Animated Series from the 70's

16:00 When Uhura was acting captain

16:30 Ancient knowledge from the "These Are The Voyages" books

17:45 StarTrek.com looking for writers

19:15 Captain Hall's early Trek influences

20:00 Proud as a Peacock - IN LIVING COLOR!

21:00 The problem with green chicks

22:30 All the colors!

22:50 NOW we're gonna get emails

23:00 Alexa goes crazy

23:30 Oh, the old times...

24:00 ...It's back on!

24:30 I still think we're gonna get emails

25:30 Then we talk Batman!!! From the 60's

27:00 Wait! I know that guy!

27:30 The Plant wins!

28:00 What? The plant WINS?!

28:30 Plants, Zombies? THEN the aliens show up!

29:00 2020 is the apocalypse. But at least we've got Star Trek!

29:30 Children of Mars

30:00 The dialog...GET UP!

31:00 The girl-on-girl conflict - GIRL FIGHT!

31:30 Oh no, not that kind of fight!

32:30 Future School tech is cool...But grounded in realty

33:00 Science Fiction is only the backdrop

33:50 A timeless quote about the kids.

34:00 Socrates 469 BC

34:45 We all know how Gingers can be!

35:20 Will humanity ever figure it out?

36:30 Displaced Anger

37:45 If you're gonna get suspended, just fuck it!

38:00 Burnham's Justice

39:00 Stop calling her dramatic! It's pissing her off!

39:30 Spock's Ass

40:30 Stop being so Binary!

40:45 Why eject, recover and eject again?

41:30 Why are they popping the lid off?

42:00 The tradition of ejection

42:45 Search and Rescue...sometimes becomes Search and Recovery

43:00 The Navy way

43:30 The missing man table

44:00 Historical reasons

44:30 More on the table

45:30 Burial at Space

45:55 Long Turbolift rides

46:40 Pause for kinky-time

47:00 Is it just me, or is the Turbolift slow today?

48:10 Paths of Trillions of Particles

48:30 Doug Jones can sing!

48:50 Tilly - Oops! I should have knocked!

49:45 Spock - just come out and say it!

50:20 Leland's lighting

51:10 EYE FETISH!!!

52:00 Eye Retina Scan Tech?! HELL NO!!!

52:30 DEF-CON-Level Fun!

53:00 You too, Papi!

53:20 Tilly - Needs to knock

54:00 Hope for Culber/Stamets

54:20 Love is a choice you make again and again

54:40 Faith in Science

55:00 I don't want to get arrested again.

56:00 The Grandfather Paradox

56:45 Playing chicken with the timeline

57:50 Georgiou's Mothering

58:55 Best intentions cause the most harm

59:10 That Villain thing

1:00:00 Feeling bad for Thanos

1:00:30 General Zod?

1:01:30 Georgiou's deal

1:02:00 Section 31

1:03:00 Michelle Yeoh is amazing!

1:03:30 Burnham's Parents

1:04:00 Time Machine Problems

1:04:30 She's a screamer

1:05:00 Leland's guilt

1:05:30 Section 31's moral compass

1:06:00 Don't sleep with your own mother!

1:07:00 Eye think we need to stop the Eye Jokes

1:07:50 Birth of the - oh, sorry, we ran out of time!

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This week: Red eyes are evil, brother and sister combos are dangerous to 3D chess, can Saturday morning cartoons make your Dot a baby's daddy? How did airlocks get to suck so fast? Somebody starts talking about Star Trek III. And we don't write any of our scripts - Especially not this opening tease.

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Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Patrick Hall

00:00 Opening Tease - the only part actually written

01:06 Alien scrambled eggs may multiply, have baby eggs, and hang out with Tribbles

01:30 Tribbles and Eggs

02:00 Throw those eggs and tribbles out the airlock!

02:30 I do not like green tribbles and ham.

03:15 The Captain likes...balls.

03:55 Who writes your script? Na it's just BS.

04:45 Trek panels on Comicon at Home

05:15 Star Trek: Picard Emmy push

05:40 She wasn't wearing a uniform

06:00 Also, she's special!

06:30 (the short yellow shuttle)

06:45 James McAvoy on YouTube "Star Force" Star Trek Parodies

07:30 Darmok and Memes

08:15 GIF or Jiff

09:14 Short Treks: Ephraim and Dot

09:30 Saturday Morning Cartoons!

10:00 It had more Easter Eggs than the Holiday

11:00 Started like an old educational film

11:30 Totally Looney! And the music!

12:00 Dot became a surrogate father - Shit!

12:30 Ring ring!

13:00 Good vibrations - Call me ;-)

13:30 Scary and Adorable

14:00 There's no fire in space!

14:15 Star Trek III - not a bad film

14:30 Christopher Lloyd was Klingon

14:45 Fred's Tribbles

15:00 I have had enough of you!!!

15:15 Kirstie Alley vs Robin Curtis as Saavik

15:45 - I can't believe we didn't talk about that Pon Farr moment - Actual Vulcan sexy time, and we SAID NOTHING!!!

16:00 The name of that Klingon

16:45 Project Daedalus

17:30 Airiam was doggin' them!

17:45 Tilly was following orders

18:00 Airiam's crew relationships - She's so fucking cool!

19:14 I'm not a robot!

19:30 Good security - Karen the right way!

20:25 Lie Detecting a Vulcan - Good luck with that!

21:00 Deep Fake!!! It's how we got Holograms?

21:40 Bro/Sis fights - Some of that hurt my feelings!!

22:15 Driving your brother crazy

23:20 Girl was downloading, but not the angry butt plug with tentacles

24:15 She got spaced

24:45 Janet Jackson was HAL?

25:30 You're the best!

26:00 They all got the co-ordinates at the same time?

27:30 AI: It always comes down to the Red Eyes - RUN!

28:30 Can you hear the beat?

29:19 Burnham's Savior Complex

29:45 Spock's right - Burnham had to even go back in time to save everyone!

30:30 Talking to your equipment

31:00 Spock's many talents - We take everything to the bedroom

31:30 Culber and Stamets

32:30 Looking forward to that come-back-to-life make-up sex

33:12 The Airlock - solves all your problems

35:00 Kinky Scientists made the Airlock a quicker suck

35:30 Aren't you dead yet?

36:00 It's not the cold that gets you...

36:30 Hold your breath?

37:00 None of this sounds sexy at all.

38:00 The ending of this episode

39:00 The shock of the moment.

39:00 Wrong side of the door, and you can't do anything, but watch.

40:00 Star Wars?

40:30 Helplessness

41:00 Coming Home

41:30 Floating Frozen Blood

42:00 Let the Bodies Hit the Floor!!!!!!!!!

43:00 Isn't that at-mo cold?

43:50 SIRI turns into HAL - the evils of AI

44:30 I didn't want that brand! Dammit AI!!!

45:00 No shorts? Perhaps a robe?

45:30 Oh - you mean the Star Trek Shorts!

45:50 Star Trek Homework: Children of Mars and The Red Angel

46:45 What the Jawa said.

47:30 A Butt Plug (with Tentacles) walks down the hallway

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What will Harry Harcourt Fenton Mudd do to get out of a jam? Why is the Holodeck always so darn busy? How to win an argument with your half-vulcan brother - ask him about the beard! And, you just can't believe what you'll see when you visit Talos IV!

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Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Patrick Hall

00:00 Intro

00:30 Happy 4th of July Oooooh Aaaahhhh!

01:37 Well, there' goes our G rating, already.

02:00 Tribbles are "flammable" Even with safe and sane

02:50 All the colors!

03:05 They found our jacked shuttlecraft!

03:40 Brought to you by Section 31 - They were never here!

04:10 Lower Decks coming August 6th, CBS All-Access! Patrick Stewart writing a memoir, Bye to Bi-rumors, Patrick Stewart on Wil Wheaton's Ready Room, More STLV Cast appearances confirmed for December.

07:44 The Escape Artist and If Memory Serves recaps

08:30 Mudd is funny

09:00 Rainn Wilson directed The Escape Artist

09:20 Hair Loom vs Heir Loom

10:00 Penetration of a Space Whale

10:35 ...Well, that's just physics

11:00 Lie on-the-fly

11:25 Polishing

12:00 Sippin' Jippers, on a beach

12:30 That'll take your arm off

12:45 Self-serving cross-dresser

13:00 Boob proportions

13:30 Crack-Hull duty

13:45 Cleaning the Mudd. The biggest orgy?

14:00 Is it masturbation if...Clones vs Holodeck

14:25 FaceApp for Holodeck and Gender Swap...You can go fuck yourself!

15:00 Oh yeah, I got a podcast. Slightly dirty.

15:30 If Memory Serves - Thowback to where it all started

16:00 Command woman and satanic Vulcan

16:30 Once you go probe...

17:00 Not the spore seed shooting flowers, just the humming ones

17:30 Did Spock turned off his phone?

18:00 Themes

18:30 Georgiou's Talos

19:00 Exciting opportunities in probes

19:30 It's self-cleaning!

20:00 It was Ariam blocking the sensors and framing Tyler

20:30 We love Japan!

21:10 You can see a black man blush, even on an audio podcast

21:30 High-heels in Star Trek?

22:00 Was she the daughter? Great makeup!

22:30 Visiting the Talos IV system gets you the death penalty

23:00 We're going anyway

23:15 She's not the daughter! But...Great makeup!

23:40 Hugh vs Tyler - Saru let's it go

24:10 New territory - Fast vs Slow Band-Aid

24:30 Furniture fights and Clean-up Tilly-Bots

25:00 A Holodeck, without the Holodeck

25:30 Shuttlecraft Etiquette - or Talosian Mental-Projection

26:45 Spock melds with the Red Angel

27:30 Spock's constant: Time?

27:45 Michael Burnham doing the best for Spock, in the worst way

28:30 Most logical choice - but primitive

29:00 Spock's defining moment

29:45 Dying and coming back is not normal

31:25 Collision of the two guys on common ground

32:00 Knock-down drag out hug?

32:50 Wilson Cruz - Amazing job!

33:30 Jeff, is that you?

34:00 Pulsating

34:15 Reality TV show freaks! And giver of Amazon freebie's

35:30 Faith in Vina

36:00 Talosian Reality

36:16 Leeland's redemption?

35:46 The Beard

37:00 Bro-Sis fight

37:30 A better version of this conversation

38:00 Memory in Doubt

39:00 That constant in Burnham

39:30 Say Goodbye, Spock!

40:00 Will they or won't they? Stamets/Culber

41:00 Ariam's Future

41:30 The sounds

41:45 Hamilton Trek connection?

42:30 Discovery Season 1 vs Season 2

43:00 Feeling Family

43:15 Diverging Plots

43:30 Who's acting Caption?

44:00 Butt-Crack Hack

44:30 Star Trek Homework: Not your Mom

44:50 Ephraim and Dot

45:15 Project Daedalus

45:30 Cornholio?

46:00 Bonus...

46:30 About those Shuttlecraft stealing Eggs...

47:00 Heather goes to the holodeck?

47:30 Standing Coffee

48:00 Tribble cover

48:15 Tribbles like hotdogs

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You'll be surprised on where Riker Maneuvers, where did Worf get some strange ideas about women?

Please don't let it be a Space Karen! We watched The Next Generation Episode "The Outcast" In honor of LGBTQ Pride

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Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Patrick Hall

00:00 ST:TNG Season 05 Episode 17: "The Outcast"

00:50 Coffee check

01:20 Tribbles were helping

01:40 She burns out the replicators too

02:15 Kitchen is also out of fire extinguishers

02:50 Did my eggs just move?

03:20 We ran out of "WD40"?

04:00 Section 31 shout out

04:29 Large Unicorn Facebook ads?

05:30 News STLV Update - Hotel Code: SHTRE0

06:00 Where it's at? Where to stay?

07:00 LOTS of Walking. No Transporters in Vegas

07:50 First Time Guest - Kelsey Grammer!

08:20 Synopsis

09:11 Pride month!

09:30 Workplace discrimination protection for LGBTQ Peeps

10:45 IDIC - Infinite Diversity Infinite Combinations

11:00 Even on DS9

11:30 Trills & Tribbles & Love

12:12 This episode really encapsulates the fearful upbringing

12:50 Someone always loses a probe

13:00 Hole vs Pocket

13:30 South Park game, when you go tiny

14:30 Magellan - exploring sexuality and uncharted space

15:00 Riker falls quick!

15:30 Rocky may be a sap, but Riker's whipped

16:00 Bonding over cat videos? Intelligence is attractive

16:30 Everyone likes to fly the shuttlecraft

17:00 Push buttons

17:30 Only 12 min in - she's talking sex

18:00 Men vs Women

18:30 What makes you think you can dictate how people love each other?

19:00 Sick? Nah, Born this way

20:00 Complexity of relationships...It doesn't matter how or who.

20:30 Love is love

21:00 Space Karen - MYOB

21:30 Fixing? Helping?

22:00 Preaching vs Acceptance

22:30 "I love you." "...I'm Sorry." Just like real life (sob!)

23:00 Open minds & extra toes?

23:30 Women weaker? WTF!

24:00 Quiet & Submissive? (HELL NO!)

24:30 Worf said WHAT?!

25:00 He also said - A warrior does not let his friend face danger alone...

25:15 Riker man-spreading

26:00 Outdoor life

26:30 The power of the coming out moment

27:00 Shuttlecraft control console lighting - super romantic. Activate the thrust....Plasma flow

27:30 Remember Rod Stewart?

28:00 Techno...manuals?

28:30 "conversion therapy" ...OMG it's actually a thing

29:50 Imagine

30:20 You have no idea: Living every day in fear

31:00 Being understanding and loving

31:25 Dressing like...A Motley Crue fan?

31:50 It's called uniqueness

32:00 Empathy & IDIC

33:00 Rainbow coalition casting

33:30 The Orville story

34:00 Getting Riker Twisted

34:30 Sexy time!

35:00 Controlling others

36:00 Senator?

37:00 You might need to get your vision checked

37:30 Animals, Homosexuality, and who it's a problem for?

38:45 Horse of a different color?

39:15 Healers

40:00 Don't let people stand alone. Don't give up.

40:30 ...And you're OK with that?

41:00 It's not about the numbers

41:30 America has lost it's way?

42:00 Masks save. Just ask all the docs wearing them.

43:00 That peer pressure to not do the right thing?

43:50 Um...Did you think about what you just said? Do you know where people come from?

44:20 It's called Manhattan

45:00 Star Trek is a good future. Let's get there

45:20 Suck my what?

45:45 Compassion in animals - They have empathy

46:30 Together we're powerful

45:45 Where did the eggs go?

47:30 Husky eggs

48:30 You did not just say that.

49:00 Your Star Trek Homework: Discovery S2-E8 If "Memory Serves" and Short Treks "The Escape Artist"

50:45 Did Section 31 just kidnap Patrick?

52:00 Tentacled for your pleasure?

52:15 Censored Plug/Probe Titles

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This week Pike and Tyler try to measure up, but it doesn't matter when an angry-butt-plug-probe with tentacles tries to kill the shuttle craft. Tilly puts time in front of everything cool, and it's all fun and games until someone gets blasted in the eye by future data. And we learn the security-risk behind identical coffee cups?

-Brought to you by Section 31-

Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Patrick Hall

David Schroeder

00:00 Episode 24

01:00 Who are we?

01:24 Please, don't drink that coffee

01:50 What's in that coffee?

02:05 Wait...I can see sound.

02:30 I love Star Trek, Mic Drop

03:00 Warp Drives work on magic smoke?

03:50 Computer? Antidote, please. Baby Yoda origins

04:31 News - #StarTrekUnitedGives

05:30 News - Discover Season 3 Editing possibly done

06:20 Subtitles in Ferengi? Klingon Captions?

07:28 ADR at home - Phone booth? Wrong show...In the closet? Party?

08:40 Southpark - Tom Cruise in the closet?

09:15 News - New images from Star Trek: Lower Decks. Possible TNG actors could appear

10:28 Future news from our guest from the past?

10:53 News - Star Trek Beyond on IMDb

11:25 Did you notice the Face gender-swapping?

12:00 Seven of Nine is HOT as a dude.

13:00 Faceapp

13:20 Russia may own your ass

14:40 The coffee was supposed to go to...

15:30 Correction - Heather's rant from last week - not all police

16:25 Antidote-ally

17:00 All Turtles

17:30 The Girl Who Made the Stars

17:45 Michael's Father played by Husband - Who's your Daddy?

18:14 Sonequa as Walking Dead's Sasha

19:15 There's light in the Darkness. Fear is worse than reality

19:45 In a world of cheerios, be a Fruit Loop

21:00 Grabbing a stuffed animal

22:00 Sex doll of yourself? Nah, it's just an android.

22:30 No androids if your name is Dave

23:20 Star Trek: Discovery - S2E7: Light and Shadows

23:50 Power Struggles

24:15 The Logical relationship and very moving Vulcans.

25:30 Alice in Wonderland - #1 Worstseller on Vulcan

26:45 Favorite Book to ground by? Rather watch Star Wars - Knights and Wizards

27:30 Old Buck Rodgers show - BeeDeeBeeDeeBeeDee

28:20 Dropping internets?

28:45 Dave does Yoda Voice

29:30 Georgio's motives

30:22 Section 31. So many secrets

31:07 Angry Butt-Plug Probe with Tentacles and, Who's dick is bigger?

32:00 Poor Ariam - Boom! Right in the eye!

33:40 Tilly's enthusiasm over violations of causality

34:00 The spacial temporal thing...More Scared or Eager?

35:00 Trust that math...

35:50 Unless you're an android that gets hacked

36:10 The numbers = Talos 4

37:20 Hiding in an asteroid...Sounds like a movie

37:44 Killer security team

38:20 We finally see Spock...But with facial hair

38:45 Sybok's facial hair?

39:00 What does God need with a Starship?

39:55 God is my co-pilot? In the Carpool Lane?

40:00 Get of out of Jail, free!

42:00 That wasn't the right picture!!!

43:10 Did you just drink more of that special coffee?

43:30 Star Trek Homework: ST:TNG - S5 E17 "The Outcast"

44:14 The week after...If Memory Serves...

44:53 And the Short Trek: The Escape Artist

45:10 When I was 17...At this point, the show..well, you can hear...

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This week we take a pause in our Star Trek Discovery Season 2 re-watch and look at the classic Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode, "Far Beyond the Stars", we reflect on the frustrations of our own timeline. And do stick around for the Marilyn Monroe Tribble jokes.

-Brought to you by Section 31-

Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Patrick Hall

00:00 Starfleet Underground Season 01 Episode 23

00:38 Welcome!

01:00 Heather's experimentation...With Tribbles

01:30 Furry Pool

02:15 Check your timezone - It's 5pm somewhere

02:50 Cons go virtual, like SDCC

03:30 Season 2 of Picard Full-Frontal? Seven? Picard?

04:15 Four lights #1 vs #2

04:40 The Voyager reunion online - Stars In The House LINK: https://youtu.be/Fo8cVby5ag4

05:20 Ba'ku, were in Insurrection, (not the Ba'ul in Discovery) the Son'a were the "stretchy" descendants of the Ba'ku in Insurrection.

07:07 "Far Beyond the Stars" - when Star Trek: Deep Space Nine dealt with racism

08:15 War times at DS9, Loss of the Cortez

09:00 Avery Brooks directed (and starred in) this episode

10:20 The frustrations

10:30 Young Aaron Eisenberg without makeup

11:00 No alien makeup

11:30 First time Michael Dorn seen without Makeup on Star Trek.

12:10 Sexism and racism for sci-fi writers

12:50 People think this way? Still?! It doesn't compute.

14:11 Small-Dicked scientists?

14:30 Nice people and assholes

15:15 Blame someone else to make you feel better?

15:45 Bad woman in the park without the dog leash

17:20 Narcissists. Power over another. No empathy

18:30 Crime vs Athletics. Role Models - lack of good ones

19:20 Is it the street life, prison system, lack of opportunities

22:30 Privatized prison labor

23:40 What de-funding means

24:00 Police vs mental health professional

24:30 Horrible hotline vs Police armed with guns vs hospitals

25:50 Special training? Refresh the system? Or is it the people?

27:30 Oh yeah - Back to Star Trek! Worm in her belly!

28:00 Allies vs Cowards

29:00 What if it was all a dream?

29:45 Speakeasy origins

31:10 Hope and Despair. The dreamer and the dream

31:45 The cuts between, the brutality

32:40 Watch 8:46 - Dave Chapelle LINK: https://youtu.be/3tR6mKcBbT4

33:44 Watch 13TH LINK: https://youtu.be/krfcq5pF8u8

34:00 Getting everyone together

34:40 Everyone IS getting together - Thanks twitter!

35:10 Just a little fact-checking...Not to get too political, but WTF?

35:50 You said you wished I was green!

36:10 Big Mac vs Fillet of Fish. It's all good!

37:00 Fear of walking down the street. Or the pullover

37:50 The people who are here to protect us, not kill us.

39:00 Nathan's pullover strategy

40:30 Stories

44:50 These are not new stories. But they are still happening. This should not be happening now.

45:20 Black lives matter

46:50 All lives will matter, when Black lives matter.

47:45 Military rules vs Police rules

48:40 Something stinks

49:00 Would phasers help? Stunning problems

50:45 Running because of fear

51:45 Black vs White AK47

52:19 We have camera phones now. Can we make it change?

53:00 Russians?

54:00 Tree huggers

54:30 Dreaming of the future...Or aliens...Or Robots?

55:14 That artsy visual stuff in the episode

55:30 Sisko's big scene

57:00 Caesar's farts? Jesus's water?

57:30 Surf the Tribble wave

58:00 Who's leaving the Holodeck running!?

58:50 Tribbles for Breasts

59:30 Muffy

1:00:00 Don't grab'em by the Tribble

1:00:30 All Black Lives Matter

1:01:00 Star Trek Homework - Next week: Back to Discovery - S02 E07 Lights and Shadows and Short Treks S02 E04 The Girl Who Made the Stars.

1:02:20 LINK: Covid19protestrelief.com

1:02:58 Moving the conversation forward. Together.

1:03:50 Patrick gets touchy

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This week...The Star Trek Las Vegas convention gets an update, What in the F is wrong with Edward? Modern methods in DNA collection, and how to combine it with Tribbles. Saru should totally be wearing a cape, and history doesn't have to repeat itself - we can work together to make things can better.

-Brought to you by Section 31-

Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Patrick Hall

0:00 Show start

1:00 Intro to the crew and what's going on lately with our computers

1:50 Welcome to our new official crewmemeber: Patrick Hall

2:15 Oh yeah, there are Tribbles.

3:00 Popcorn with...Klingon corn? It is extra sticky?

4:00 News! Star Trek's official statement supporting Black Lives Matter

5:00 Next week we'll talk some Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

5:20 RIP John Winston

5:40 Star Trek Las Vegas Convention Date and Location Change

7:00 Convenience Fee? Check the Rules of Acquisition.

8:00 Smoothin' out the Ferengi

9:00 On-line events - Galaxycon.com Star Trek: Enterprise and other events

9:40 Cool Interview with Ronald D. Moore at collider.com

10:20 Patrick likes some Fright Night

11:09 Apple TV users and Ronald D. Moore fans - check For All Mankind

11:55 New crew member self-introduces

12:15 Napping on our ship

13:15 What's with the unicorns? *Check last week's show*

13:56 There was a lot of "Trouble with Edward"

14:30 The Replicator Talk

15:00 Edward can't run power point and doesn't want any help

15:30 This conversation is over.

16:00 Furry?

16:50 Gathering DNA samples?

17:45 Airlock solution

18:00 Barclay vs. Edward

18:50 Don't dribble your Tribble

19:30 Echo location

20:00 Just because you can doesn't mean you should

20:55 Death by Tribble Enema

21:30 Klingon war song about Tribbles

22:00 Most accurate line - He was an idiot.

22:25 So furry, it tickles!

23:30 Mad Max Tribbles and Billy Ray Tribble

24:47 The Sound of Thunder

25:05 The oppression of a people

26:00 Saru is a super hero! Before vs. Now

26:46 You're in my chair

27:30 Dr. Culber - Was there a spore gym? Like does he make house calls?

29:00 Who you were vs. who you should be.

29:30 Transformations

30:15 Being touched...When you're not ready.

31:00 The PTSD thing. Really being changed.

32:20 The Ba'ul...Sounds like...Looks like...

33:33 Get that alien a cape!

33:45 Give us a chance to be civil

34:25 Klingon tendencies? Screaming Tribbles

35:30 Prime possibilities

36:00 Don't mess with Saru. Dealing with an excited, fearless Saru

38:00 "Get off my bridge!"

38:15 Another shout out to Doug Jones! He's sooo goooooood!

41:00 Creating a new balance? Star Trek is about today.

41:37 Ruling by fear

42:00 The biggest fear

42:15 New Balance: We don't want to repeat history, we want to make a new future.

43:30 Those damn crystals!

44:15 It's not going to be easy

44:45 Section 31 seems a bit "paranoid"

45:15 Seeing that Red Angel

45:45 SPOILER ALERT!!! About that Red Angel...

47:00 The bit parts: Ariam and Tilly

47:45 Next Week we're watching ST:DS9 - S6 E13

48:25 Black Lives Matter

49:10 Fuck the porpoises

50:00 Computer said, "You don't need coffee, bitch."

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Captain Georgiou and Ash Tyler return via Section 31. Admiral Cornwell lays down the law. Meanwhile, Tilly makes a friend with the power of ice cream. Hey, why is our computer swearing at our Captain? Could it be that damn autocorrect? Also...What do Unicorns have to do with the number 12 million?

-Brought to you by Section 31-

Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

1:00 Tribbles...The natural replicator

1:50 Brought to you by Section 31 and You!

2:00 Nathan, why you drinking Tea?

2:20 Corrections: Someone thinks Bowie is new? Depends on your definition on new.

3:20 Have you seen Labyrinth?

3:45 Percussive maintenance on a starship computer?

4:00 Cherry Cheesecake....Agave Cheesecake?

5:00 Don't Nibble that Tribble!

5:46 Autocorrect strikes again?! Sorry VIP! You're not a whore!

7:20 The first Short Trek: Runaway

8:00 Rude computers and holodecks

9:00 Shift Five

10:10 Ill-advised espresso

10:40 Tilly's mother

11:10 She growled...and Heather's dog attacked the screen

12:00 Don't touch neon glowing liquid substance

12:40 Royalty

13:00 Hormonal Space Rabbit!

14:00 Ice Cream Bondage

14:50 Don't miss the Short Treks

15:56 Acting without words...Aside from that voiceover. Tilly is LOVED!

16:50 Then Action time! Georgiou returns! Pike is suspicious, Burnham's phaser stays up

18:20 Georgiou swings?

18:50 Heather = Keeper of Secrets...LOL!

19:10 Don't eat your friends

19:30 Leland and Pike

20:00 Section 31's tractor beams

21:30 Organic Cocoon Transportation

22:30 Spore world is pretty

23:10 Pinky Swear: What are you doing with your tiny finger?

24:05 One person's monster is another person's lover

24:25 Emotional Armour

25:30 Tilly's mind and other sharp minds

27:20 Passion

28:15 Wait - My magazines are where?!

28:30 Suction and Space Bidets

29:10 You ruined our paint-job?

29:50 The return of Ash Tyler Next on Jerry Springer

30:50 The Price is Right, Bitch!

31:35 It's Protocol!

31:55 Admiral Cornholio?

32:30 Women running things - They keep it on mission.

33:14 Sci-Fi Porn - Instead of a Pizza Guy - Cocoon guy!

33:50 Back to Hugh!

34:10 PTSD - it changes people and relationships

35:50 Tilly and Burnham - then vs now

36:35 Everybody needs a hug

37:10 Thanks for that!

38:20 About Hope and the uncertain future

39:10 Multiverse - with Unicorns and Rainbows...And you can ride it multiple ways. And it's magical. And full of glitter!

40:25 You can hear our Captain's brain break

40:40 12 MILLION results

41:30 OK, kids...You probably shouldn't be hearing this

41:50 Lucky Charms - Happy Ending

42:50 Be careful what you google

43:00 Free your mind

43:50 Star Trek Actors making Livestream appearances, like check Galaxycon.com and June 13th

44:50 They do Webcam things?

45:55 Star Trek Homework: The Trouble with Edward and Star Trek Discovery S2E6: The Sound of Thunder

46:00 The sound of what?

47:00 If I see a unicorn...

48:00 Be safe!

49:20 Exploding Crotches - REAL SOCIAL DISTANCING

49:46 And mask your unicorn

49:50 Back down the unicornhole

50:30 Fairies? Just start the music

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This week: Cowboys and starship captains. What ever happened to the holographic comm system? Fix it with duct tape? Good vibrations from 100,000 years ago. What's it like to be a Klingon in Star Trek 6!

And, I swear, there's totally nothing wrong with the Transporter.

-Brought to you by Section 31-

Nathan Adams

Heather Ferris

Rocky Robinson

Darnell Davis

:45 Welcome actor Darnell Davis

1:50 Tribbles swoon, Heather will find that right arm, Rocky swears that button wasn't there before. It could be all right.

3:30 Not THAT button

3:45 Our One clean episode.

4:14 Star Trek Voyager Actors at https://www.starsinthehouse.com

5:53 Short Treks Blu-Ray June 2nd

6:15 Anson Mount - Hell on Wheels

7:14 Clint Eastwood vs Anson Mount

8:00 Absence of motion acting

8:30 Colm Meaney, Christopher Heyerdahl, Common - also in Hell on Wheels

10:00 Good actors being bad

11:00 David Tennant - Broadchurch

12:50 Darnell Davis - a Klingon in Star Trek VI, meeting Shatner, & other Trek actors

18:00 He turned the gravity back on!

18:30 Signature Credits

19:50 Cloaking because space yacht full of women & tribbles

20:50 Short Treks: Ask Not. Or, Cruel test, Dick move

22:45 Just stun his ass!

23:15 Chain of Command

24:10 Nathan passes the test

24:44 The CIA "test"

25:30 Was that phaser loaded?

25:50 The Kingsman version

27:30 Anson Mount/Captain Pike is really convincing

28:05 That Warp Drive! THICCC

28:30 Episode 4 - "An Obol for Charon"

28:44 That damn holographic communication system

29:45 Nice Pad!

30:17 No holograms for you!

30:39 In the turbolift!? Just sayin' what everyone knows

31:07 Yummy looking cheeseburger

31:30 Number One/Spock/Nurse Chapel

33:00 Turbolift gets stuck so often

33:20 Saru's cold/metamorphosis

34:10 Saru, stay the F home!!!

34:15 Coin for the Dead

34:49 The duct tape episode

35:10 The vibrating planet...for women?

35:30 Jett Reno vs Stamets

35:50 Astronaut - Math: hard, Duct Tape: easy

36:40 Naked & Afraid - Duct Tape

36:54 Mythbusters Duct Tape episode

37:10 Pack a roll of Duct Tape

37:30 Technical Difficulties - Universal Un-Translator

38:30 Alpha Geek to the rescue!

38:50 Saru gets touchy

39:09 Quarantine her!

39:20 Everyone should be wearing a bubble

39:40 Wild-woman hair

40:00 Get Drilled?

40:20 A Lobotomy Oddity?

41:00 Best song to get drilled to?

41:15 A Space Oddity/Cherry Cola/Under Pressure/When Doves Cry Mega Mix!

42:50 Music in Trek

44:00 Tilly gets sucked into the Spore Thing. The Last of Us?

44:30 Starfleet don't get PTSD? Maybe it's the spores?

45:30 Do your laundry, or else red shirt

46:42 You don't have to know everything, just manage the ones that do

47:00 Captain Pike's Ego, or lack of.

47:40 Hope for the best, plan for the worst

47:54 Saru: Topless

48:15 Doug Jones - Genuinely nicest guy on the planet

49:15 Promotional Calendar idea - What would you do with Saru?

49:45 Discovery Crew feels like a crew now - family bond

51:40 Bugged by ancient vibrations. 100,000 years isn't old

52:36 Bored probe/planet

53:24 Giant "probe"

53:41 Beautiful Bang

54:00 End of life info sharing, but with incompatible means?

55:14 Up Close & Personal Vibrations

55:30 Communications with Ultraviolet Light

55:50 Techno-babble?

56:16 Firefly kind of guy

56:40 Fast & Furious Solutions

57:00 Don't hit the wrong button - Not the T-Rex arms! It's arm day!

58:00 Puttin' on the Ritz

58:20 Tilly gets...sucked...?

59:00 Wilson Cruz - really cut...Calendar time?

59:30 No chicks in the calendar?

1:00:10 PTSD issues continue thru-out the season

1:01:10 It can happen to you. Luck is whore.

1:01:40 Star Trek Homework: Episode 5 "Saints of Imperfection" & Star Trek Shorts: The Runaway

1:02:20 We also have a shuttlecraft

1:02:30 Personal Inspections

1:02:45 The Wheelbarrow Crew

1:03:00 Thanks Darnell!

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