Starfleet Underground

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September 28, 2020 Faking is a Good Thing?
Are we on trial here, or is it just a big party? Everyone tells the truth, Mariner fires a warning shot, Rutherford reboots, Boimler misses Pottery, and Tendi can't say what she can't say. We've got a special guest, our very own Vulcan ambassador is here, so ...HIDE THE TRIBBLES! PLEASE!
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Nathan Adams
Heather Ferris
Rocky Robinson
Ambassador T'Pan
00:00 #1's with the EMH, but he's gonna be fine!
01:30 Our Vulcan ambassador is back!
02:00 Heather prepared coffee...But Vulcans are not into stimulants
02:50 Scan the coffee first!
03:30 Brought to you by Section 31
03:50 Favorite Go To Warp phrase? ;-)
04:45 Getting off of the "Artifact"
05:30 Acceptable norms
06:30 News! Patrick Stewart and Mark Hamill team up?
07:30 Peeking at the Timeline
09:45 NY Comicon goes virtual and the Star Trek Universe will be there: October 8th, 12pm Eastern
10:50 Trekkie items for Shopping (for Birthdays, or Christmas ;-))
12:12 I LOVE CAKE! (don't shake the tribbles)
13:25 Star Trek: Lower Decks - Season 1, Episode 08 "Veritas"
14:30 Prison Door treatments
15:30 Tendi's into ice and the Horn of Candor
16:50 Hold on...
17:20 Act I: Co-worker confessions
19:43 Updating and rebooting on Stardate 57791.1
20:30 The Fan Dance and the Sexy people
21:30 HEY! You're distracting me!
22:00 The Gorn Wedding
22:30 Kurtwood Smith as Clar (and many other things)
23:15 He was also in Voyager
23:40 Roga Danar...Had hair
24:30 Spock and Spock
25:00 The garbage bag is right behind you!
25:30 Clicket Twerking
26:15 Kurtwood Smith was also in DS9. "oh, that guy"
27:00 Sending a message
27:30 Faking is a good thing
27:45 The Low Crawl - HEY! You're distracting me!
28:20 Evasive Maneuver Eighty....Eight?
29:00 Denobulan Flesh-Eating Bacteria
30:00 Are those eels, Eels?
31:30 Act II: Classified
32:30 Tendi: The Cleaner
32:45 That Lint Roller
33:20 Tendi can fight! And Apologize
34:30 You didn't take out with Martial Arts! You're right! I didn't!
34:44 - CENSORED BY SECTION 31 -
35:00 Lock and Load
36:30 A cool team!
37:00 Scanning for a relationship name
38:00 Aw Snap! That's the ship from my story
38:30 Today didn't have to end in eels
38:45 OH! it was a Trill reference
39:00 Trills are not Slugs. #AllTrillsMatter.
39:30 Act III: Surprise!
40:00 We just want the truth!
40:20 It's a beam of celebration!
41:00 Waiting to use the room next
41:45 Even the senior officers don't know what's up. Including Salt Vampires.
43:00 You ruined my party!
43:20 Horn of Candor Mic Drop
44:45 All these ships look the same
45:50 More Q!!!
46:20 It's puzzle time!
46:45 Enticing Q
48:00 Captain Clarity
48:10 Dissing Q - Mariner is his match
48:50 Q fails
50:10 Looking forward to Discovery
51:22 Ambassador, thanks for stopping by
52:00 The Closet on Deck 13
52:30 Evolving Tribbles?
53:00 Thanks for listening!
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September 21, 2020 Boim Me Up!
The Cerritos bridge crew go on a seed planting mission. A visiting captain promotes Mariner but she totally forgets the tricorders. Tendi updates the dog. Rutherford overclocks the transporter, but Boimler gets out of phase. Is that .07 seconds was really worth the complimentary trip to the farm?
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Nathan Adams
Heather Ferris
Rocky Robinson
Patrick Hall
00:00 Starfleet Underground Episode 37
00:30 Good coffee?
01:00 Experiments
01:45 And hello
02:00 Thanks to the little people
02:30 Whispers from out of phase
02:45 No discrimination on size...Why is Heather laughing?
03:30 Special thanks to Section 31
03:50 Corrections. Voyager and Admiral Janeway in the timeline
05:00 Losing the D...Pics available?
06:50 Picard making Admiral vs Janeway
07:18 Television Critics Association Heritage Award
08:00 Rod Rodenberry is cool
09:00 A Skant Story
09:45 Star Trek: Picard's Emmy award for Outstanding Prosthetic Makeup
11:00 Jeri Ryan in a chair
11:40 Michael Dorn in a chair
12:10 Only 12 Minutes and 10 seconds into our show till The Dog ate the homework
12:50 Discovery Season 3 ties to Voyager? https://trekmovie.com/2020/09/16/star-trek-discovery-s3-theory-an-episode-of-voyager-is-the-origin-of-the-burn/
13:30 Sly shout-out to the Omega Particle Podcast
14:20 So...We have a dog?
14:45 Star Trek: Lower Decks - "Much Ado About Boimler"
15:00 Tendi: Cute, Dangerous. Creates Superdog
16:00 Referencing ST:TNG S6E13 "Aquiel"
16:50 Going Cube Style
17:00 Bathroom Productivity
17:30 Family Show?
18:10 Act I: Technical Difficulties
19:19 Maniacal Laugh
19:40 The Photon Torpedo
20:10 Seed Planting Mission
21:00 Captain Jellico
21:30 Pinocchio Reference
21:45 Don't overclock your transporter
22:30 Oh, so Goth
23:30 Captain's Logs and Gorn dolls
24:20 Boim me, baby!
24:40 Shorthand for Millicochrane
25:00 Division 14's cool ship appearance and origination
25:54 Going out of phase
26:40 California Love - The USS Oakland and USS Robidoux
27:53 Act II: Freaks
28:30 Snitches get stitches and What's up with Mariner?
29:20 The Borg smell like what?
30:20 The Freaks. Eyeballs everywhere!
31:10 Anthony
31:30 If you like Threshold? Demented
31:50 Tattletale
32:30 The Dark Side of Starfleet
33:00 Sending the Dog to the "Farm"
33:30 Super Mariner?
33:46 Cosplay ideas?
34:30 Vulcan sounds like a Vulcan
35:00 The guy with the face paint look?
35:40 Professor Saul Rubichik's Car
36:20 Real Genius
37:00 Looks like Jayla
37:45 Act III: The Farm
38:40 BOIM US OUT OF HERE!!!
39:30 Why no Post-it note?
40:30 Rhythm Method
40:45 Mariner takes control
41:00 Women in charge
42:08 Air-locked! But already on a planet
42:30 The Farm
43:00 Snot Today
43:30 Tendi's dog is a freak
43:50 Boimler is not a freak?
44:45 The Freaks come out at night
44:50 Maybe turn on some lights?
45:50 Did Pike ever go to the Farm?
46:50 What happens when Carol comes back
47:30 Next week...
48:20 Talking hovering Dogs...And Tribbles want food
49:20 Wood
49:50 Thanks for listening!!! Tune in next week!
50:50 Double check your cream
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September 14, 2020 Badgey!
Fletcher hooks his brain to a starship computer core, The Drookmani start to get trashy, Delta Shift wants to take you to the dance, and Badgey is a helpful Holodeck Sidekick, who may have slow load times, but runs a killer operating system. Also, the Chu Chu Dance, goes Chu Chu Chu.
-Brought to you by Section 31-
Nathan Adams
Heather Ferris
Rocky Robinson
Patrick Hall
0:00 Welcome to show #36
0:40 This time we don't forget our "sponsor"
1:00 The silent treatment
1:30 The # 1 is the #2
2:09 Solid Science
2:30 Tribble Shit happens
3:00 We aren't barefoot
3:30 Roomba with a T88 and a phaser?
3:50 Stunning Shit
4:20 Dead Shit
5:00 Looking forward to seeing our favorite Vulcan Ambassador
5:40 Highlights from Star Trek Day! CBS All Access, YouTube, and startrek.com/day
6:30 Mocking Tribbles
7:00 Brick laying
7:57 New Discovery Trailer and @Grudge_Cat
9:00 Lower Decks Coloring Book
10:10 Seven of Nine Voyager Comic-book series coming in November
11:00 Star Trek: Lower Decks S1E6 "Terminal Provocations"
11:30 Warp Sounds and On the Ground
12:30 There's an app for that
13:00 "Cool" sounds
14:00 Sleep Number 1701?
15:00 Voyager sounds...We forgot we also saw Janeway in Star Trek: Nemesis
16:00 Act I: Chu Chu
17:30 Badgey! The new Clippy gone bad
18:44 DAMN! Starbase 80!
19:15 Chu Chu Chu!
19:20 J.G. makes a Drookmani appearance
20:00 Fletcher, the worse Barclay
20:20 Cats and Taco Tuesday
21:00 Delta Shift and Holodeck Shit
22:30 Robin Hood Group Cosplay - There are pictures!
23:30 Fingers are shy?
23:50 Knocking Boots
24:30 I'll pick you up at your Mom and Dad's house.
25:00 "Oh no you didn't." "You guys are so lucky I'm ethical and considerate!"
25:30 Act II: Bajoran Marketplace
26:00 Starship Computer Cores
26:30 Fun Fact: I will rip you arms off!
27:20 Plugging your brain into a computer...Bad idea.
27:40 Let me shoot them, please!
28:20 Totally covered
28:50 The asshole peed his pants
29:15 Sleeping on the 1st date?
30:15 Grabbin' Pads and Dummy, party of Dumbass
30:30 Tendi and Rutherford shipping
31:00 Boim Boim and Fletcher
31:21 Act III: Bye Bye!
32:00 The Bitch Crew
32:30 Badgey - I'm always here
33:30 Why didn't Rutherford activate Cyborg mode?
34:15 Lower Decks - It's really good! The music, the animation, the comedy!
35:10 Fletcher gets what he deserves...A Promotion!
35:45 ...But, six days later...
36:30 Boimler and Mariner? Boim Boim's gonna Boim Boim?
37:00 Ready Room BTS Note - Boimler and Mariner recorded their voices together
37:40 Closets and Shorts
38:10 Wil Wheaton's new project: Rent a Pal
39:00 Star Trek Day Interviews with Wil - So genuine
39:50 Wil's Bedhead, games, pets, garden, wife, and more - On Instagram
40:30 SWAG?!
41:00 You never hit the button right!
41:40 Kissing that WAP
42:35 It's a 500G thang, baby!
43:10 Much Ado About Boimler
43:30 What happened on this show? I can't remember
44:00 Thanks for listening!!!
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September 07, 2020 The Parasite Always Gets The Girl
Boimler has a girlfriend, and she isn't a hologram. Mariner looks to uncover the mystery, or is she just jealous? Then, Tendi and Rutherford are pitted against each other in the competition for a T88. And, sorry about your new floors, but we're totally going to implode your moon.
-Brought to you by Section 31-
Nathan Adams
Heather Ferris
Rocky Robinson
Patrick Hall
00:40 Welcome!
01:09 Heather's on an away mission...Romulan Ale had nothing to do with it.
02:30 Nothing like the smell of a plasma fire
03:00 Star...Trek?
03:50 Star Trek Discovery's 1st Non-Binary and Transgender Characters
05:00 Star Trek Day! September 8th! StarTrek.com/Day
07:00 New Star Trek Emojis
08:25 Visit the worms?
09:20 Get your Klingon Bloodwine!
09:54 Shout out to Nog. RIP!
10:25 Why Quark's holosuites always go down
11:00 Star Treks: Lower Decks Episode 5 "Cupid's Errant Arrow"
12:30 Government made it up!
13:00 Computer: End Program! And serious Hopp-age
13:30 Big Hair Beckett
13:50 She called him Boim Boim!
14:10 Feeling around
14:30 He called her Bun Bun!
14:50 Kirk Sundae/Trip Tucker Sprinkles
15:00 T88
16:00 Are you Yoda-ing us?
16:20 Starfleet Gossip
17:00 Alien girl references
17:20 TNG - When Westley knocked over a bush. KILL HIM!
18:30 So many Easter Eggs
19:00 Watch it for the replay value
20:00 Boimler has competition - Jet
20:30 Boy Size: Small
21:00 Cosplay for the future
21:30 Beer, hot?
21:45 Tendi slaps the dude
22:00 Shipping Boimler and Mariner?
23:00 She likes worms? Worm tea?
23:40 Act II
24:30 Are Purple Undies Starfleet Regulation?
25:30 Moon Bidness. Just had the floors redone!
26:00 Over-Boiming it
26:30 Anti-Positron noise or some sick dub step!
27:00 This show was brought to you by Section 31
27:00 Holo-Heather?
28:00 Juicy worm gossip about Leland...PP tape?
28:50 @realGulDukat on twitter
30:00 Boimler blows her demo
31:00 I can walk myself! Come on, walk me, Jet!
31:30 Large Hands and Downtown
32:00 Cats have pajamas?
32:30 WAP means...
33:30 Tendi vs Rutherford for a T88
34:00 Wormholing
35:00 Did you see The Sisko?
35:30 Act III
36:30 Did the Parasite affect both women?
37:00 Lover! Lover! Lover!
37:45 The Parasite gets the girl in the end!
38:20 Lieutenant Commander Ron Docent
39:30 Freaky Cyborgs? What? It's for later!
40:20 They're criminals together
41:00 T88's on the Black Market
42:00 T88, D54, WD40
42:30 Duct Tape Manscaping
44:00 Merch and Don't break your coffee cup!
44:45 StarTrek.com
45:45 Boimler shook hands with what?!
46:00 Girl Stuff
46:30 In the extras?
47:00 More of The Sisko?
48:00 Things you can't un-see. And why you get transferred.
48:50 Tribbles Fire Phasers!
49:20 Deep conversations with Tribbles: Food?
50:00 Someone needs a pedicure?
51:00 Next week...
51:15 Hummers
52:10 Lower Decks Season 2? IMDB.org
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August 31, 2020 People Really Use It For That?
This week we ask, is that a burning sensation, or are you just ascending? Someone knocks over the gong, The vessel is moist, the yawns could be contagious, and the coffee is HOT. Also, we find out what exactly is in the bio filter on the Holodeck, and the answer could become....What? That's the end of the sentence?
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Nathan Adams
Heather Ferris
Rocky Robinson
Patrick Hall
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00:00 Welcome aboard! Star Trek: Lower Decks - "Moist Vessel"
01:00 Today, our guest is...Oops!
01:30 The trouble with hungry Tribbles
02:30 The trouble with access panels
02:45 What are you thinking?
03:20 Horrific Meat-Thing
05:00 RIP Chadwick Boseman
06:00 A Trek-Positive Pine? https://trekmovie.com/2020/08/28/chris-pine-hopes-to-get-back-to-work-on-star-trek-4/
06:44 Alex Kurtzman interview in Variety https://trekmovie.com/2020/08/26/alex-kurtman-says-writing-team-building-a-very-surprising-section-31-star-trek-series/
08:00 Shatner's Blue's album is out
08:20 All of the Asians on Star Trek Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all-the-asians-on-star-trek/id1529010237
08:55 Moist Vessel Anal Recap
09:12 Teaser: The Yawns (And PADDddds)
11:00 Did somebody get Tribbles in the Turkey? The Triduckle
12:00 If your turkey is purring...
12:30 TWOK easter egg
13:00 We apologize for the use of the word MOIST during this podcast.
14:00 Act 1: The Worst Jobs
15:00 It was totally cum
16:00 "People really use it for that?!"
16:20 It's not always the same color...Or same load sizes
17:00 Dirty secret about Holodecks
17:25 When was the last time anyone did it...OH GOD!
17:45 Ascending
18:00 Order what you want, and at what temperature
18:15 Getting Gonged
18:45 LLAP, sucker
19:21 That's a good idea
19:45 The Riker Lean
20:30 Act 2: Promoted
21:20 Higher Rank = Lower Fun
22:30 The Responsibility of Responsibility.
23:00 This is a friendly game
23:15 Boimler is like Opposite Guy
23:45 The Trouble with Bean Bags
24:30 A pair of tribbles
25:00 Audit the Audit
25:29 Captain Durango's Competition
25:40 Tellarite? Or Tellawrong
26:15 Not on my watch!
27:20 A poorly designed Butt Plug
27:50 Act 3: Ascending and it burns
28:50 It's called "Being a Dick!"
29:00 First name basis
29:20 Special Guest: Carol Brady
29:50 Gas can be a good thing
30:20 When Engineering smells like a Macy's perfume section
30:40 Crappy Cinnamon Challenge
31:10 You don't like me?!
31:40 Star Trek: Rated V for Violence
32:20 The wrong time for Hot Coffee
33:00 It was Barclay Bad. It was Edward Bad
33:30 Spoiler Alert - Purple Pubes?
34:00 You're not supposed to have a burning sensations when you ascend.
35:00 Mother and Daughter Team
35:30 You can't make fun of Senior people
36:00 Mariner - Officer material?
37:25 The finger-lick thing
38:45 Don't lick the Holodeck Cum Filter
39:00 Recycling
39:30 We get Salty?
40:00 There's a camera in the Holodeck?
40:30 The Evil Professor
41:20 Blame it on the Tribbles
41:30 Rutherford experiences the Wrath of Tendi
41:50 Monitoring Power Fluctuations
42:30 Catians are a Borg's Best Friend?
43:00 Best Trek ever?
43:30 Animated Trek with Comedy
44:00 News - Season 1 of Star Trek: Discovery will run on CBS starting September 24, 10pm
45:50 What are they going to do when Tilly swears? Sensors Censoring?
47:27 Revisiting Nipple-gate
48:00 Violence is fine. But, show a tit...
48:50 What about Justin?
49:50 Why not teach the boys to not act like horny little bastards?
50:50 I like my violence Cartoon Style
51:30 The Trouble with Algorithms...But post a nipple!
53:30 The Bundle Discount
54:20 The next episode is...???
54:40 Boimler's got a Girlfriend? What, we going to the Holodeck?
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August 24, 2020 He's Got Wood!
Boimler loses a shuttle craft & a Klingon, all while starting a bar fight, and almost getting impregnated. Rutherford & Tendi get to check out a Pulsar, but first Rutherford has bad bedside manner and takes out all of the children at once with the Janeway maneuver. Then it's a world without Buffer time, Mariner gets it in the foot!

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Nathan Adams
Heather Ferris
Rocky Robinson
Patrick Hall
00:00 Welcoming intro
01:18 We don't have a guest today
01:40 Guest replacements
01:55 Might have done some probing
02:30 Our #1
02:52 Hot banana splits
03:30 What's the 7th banana?
04:20 Corrections - Thanks Yum Yum Podcast! Never forget Rom and Quark. Or Sybok https://yum-yum-podcast.simplecast.com/
05:30 Sad news - RIP Ben Cross
06:30 Nichelle Nichols rumors and gofundme = Be sure to research this story
07:44 Unbelievable movie (On Amazon Prime) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2180583/
10:30 GalaxyCon is poppin' - http://galaxycon.com
12:00 Star Trek: Lower Decks - Envoys
12:45 One Wish
13:30 Go to warp catch phrase?
14:00 Get 'er done!
14:30 Come on man, give me the batteries!
15:00 Don't put me in the pod!
15:30 Do I hear paper?
16:00 It fell in my bowl of cereal
16:45 Act One: Blast shield, Career moves, and Worms to-go!
17:45 Food on the shuttle controls
18:00 Sharing insectoid aliens
18:30 Buried a l i v e!
19:15 Rutherford's bridge simulations and career motivations
20:00 All it takes...
20:30 Shocking event
21:00 Back in the day
21:20 BLAST SHIELD!
22:00 Good lines
22:30 Act Two: The search
24:00 Supporting career moves
24:30 Welcome to the bear cave
25:00 Nothing compares to...
25:30 The Janeway Maneuver
26:30 Break the simulator so hard the all kids die!
27:15 Speed walking and tip-toeing
27:40 Great diversion tactic
28:00 A Spurt story
29:00 A Hard Lesson
30:10 The girl wearing red
30:30 Blood wine - the aftermath
30:45 Act Three: For the Truth
32:00 Huoomon! GIVE ME YOUR PROFITS!!!
32:30 Circle of trust
32:45 One Hump
33:45 What you're willing to do for the other
34:30 Dropping off a drunk Klingon
35:30 Rutherford and Tendi - The slow burn - The Jefferies Tube
36:30 Star Trek: Lower Decks - Temporal Edict
37:15 Teaser - The Mess Hall Talent Show
37:15 A "Not a Merry Man" moment
37:30 White Boys
37:50 That Blue Flying V
38:20 What is the meaning of this intense bass? ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!
40:00 Act One: Buffer Time
41:10 ...And spores that make you hook up with your best friend's sister
41:30 He's GOT WOOD!
42:00 The call backs Horn, Tar, and Spores
42:45 It happened in both TOS and TNG - When Data was fully functional
43:30 Not getting busy in the turbolift
44:00 Buffer Time! - Not a MC Hammer song.
45:20 Testing the Brig force field integrity
46:00 Act Two: Attack
46:46 Gelrakians hit him in the nuts! And it's like the 2260's
47:30 Kirk Fu
48:00 #1 and Mariner - A little bit of chemistry - IF you want to get a girl's attention, just stab her in the foot!
49:00 It's a mutual thing?
50:25 At least we don't worship wood!
50:30 Act Three: The Boimler Effect
51:00 How to say Gelrakians
52:00 The Boimler Effect and the most important person in the galaxy - Chief O'Brien!
53:00 What do we think of the show?
53:30 If the Enterprise could do it...
54:30 Trek Twitter
56:00 Cancer Missiles
56:30 We'll have a Death Race!
57:00 Next week's show...
57:42 Moist Vessel
58:00 People don't like that word...But moisture is a good thing.
58:30 Burning Rubber
59:20 Wall of Tribbles
59:44 Guest voices played by...
1:00:40 VOTE!
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August 17, 2020 Love a Level 2 Diagnostic
What happens when your replicator only gives you...the hot banana. Totally unofficial origins on how Risa got it's name. We find out what actor makes Heather hot. Who makes the best use of the pause button? And what?! There's an Orion who was wearing clothes and not dancing? We take a look at Star Trek: Lower Decks

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Nathan Adams
Heather Ferris
Rocky Robinson
Patrick Hall
00:00 Lower Decks! Lower Decks!
00:50 Special Guest: Rabbit!?
01:00 Good coffee
01:25 Tribbles are nibbling
01:40 Where's the Horgon?
02:00 Rise out of Risa
02:30 Planet Boner
02:50 Reduction of noise
04:00 News: Lower Decks creator's special guest wishes...Wesley? T'pol?
04:30 Purple hair
05:00 Doesn't want to be naked?
05:20 Rumors: David Tennant wants to be on Star Trek?
05:30 Heather has a crush! David Tennant has cooties!
06:00 Continuum Cute
06:30 Rumors: Patrick Stewart wants to be on Doctor Who?
07:00 Patrick Stewart is the Poop...Emoji.
08:00 Heather's new assignment
09:00 Heather breaks down the breakdown
09:30 Synopsis Time! Surviving being gummed to death
10:00 Where was the Bio-Filter?
10:50 I Love Honor!
11:10 An Orion that wasn't shaking that booty. And she's in science blue!
11:45 Gimme that hot banana
12:00 Good theme
12:30 Something screws up every scene?
12:45 Noshing warp nacelles. Borg? F-That! Black holes suck
13:00 Cheerios class?
13:30 Somebody had a pause button
13:45 California Love
14:00 Starfleet isn't perfect?
14:30 Fresh new ensigns
15:00 Mariner - Slices and likes honor
15:30 Holodeck programming is very detailed
15:45 Musty showers and hallway bunks - But the view!
16:30 Galley's popping off.
17:00 Danger makes a hot date
17:30 LOVE a Level 2 diagnostic
18:00 Troubleshooting is juicy
18:49 Tweaking with his emotions
19:30 Yes, I've very complicated, thanks!
19:50 Opening teaser - Slice that calf in half
20:30 NOMAD storage?
20:50 We do like TrekMovie.com
21:00 #2
21:30 Romulan Ale is illegal because it's AWESOME!
22:00 Blue tongues are like smoking
23:00 This is a family show?
23:20 Science officer, not a stripper, meets Boimler and Mariner...Check out a holodeck
24:00 Where would you go on a Holodeck? Gallifrey? Risa?
24:30 A Bang at the Big Bang
25:00 In the holodeck, Risa comes to you...American Dad vibe?
25:40 Ops. Lots of
26:00 Peeing in the sonic shower? Or beam it out?
26:30 When your shit comes back to life?
26:45 You just said that Spock is shit
27:00 Where no man has gone before
27:30 Zombie time and Date time. Meeting with the captain, suckling spider
28:45 Not talking about her name. Or her Dad. Or her mother.
29:30 Giant Gum Job - Meanwhile in Act 3...
30:15 Spider like a cow.
31:30 Gary Mitchel - Who was he?
32:30 Hmm...Maybe I'm wrong?
33:00 Maybe we need to look this up?
33:45 He is the one with the eyes.
34:15 For reference - TOS: Where No Man Has Gone Before
34:45 Cat Doc
35:00 We first saw a Cation on TAS.
35:30 Are we manic?
35:50 Have you even been trapped in a sentient cave?
36:00 Mariner KNOWS things
36:50 Planet of the Pigs...Who have Spider-Cows
37:00 Cetacean Ops
37:45 He's important? Nah he's worthless!
38:00 Ensign bedrooms
39:00 Hot-bunking
40:00 Go tour an aircraft carrier
40:33 Heather gets beamed away
41:00 Tune in next week!
41:10 RED ALERT!!!
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August 10, 2020 Get Off My Ass, Sir
This week: Creating supernovas that, like, kill everyone, is kind of a bad idea. Being snarky is outlawed and you better bring me some ice cream. It's so hard to say good bye when an evil AI is coming to kill you.
-SPECIAL GUEST- Todd Stashwick from 12 Monkeys has been beamed aboard!
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Nathan Adams
Heather Ferris
Rocky Robinson
Patrick Hall
-SPECIAL GUEST- Todd Stashwick - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0823693
0:00 Start the Show
0:58 Wait! Don't drink the coffee!
1:30 Don't eat Time Crystals - Takes a week to pass thru. Or it happens the week before?
2:00 Heather gets disciplined!
2:30 Patrick, who's already #1, gets promoted to coffee duty
3:00 That shade of brown
3:15 Special Guest: Actor, Writer, Gamer - Todd Stashwick!
3:40 Todd's career
4:30 Todd played Talok on the Star Trek: Enterprise Episode "Kir'Shara" (Season 4, Episode 9)
5:00 Also plays Deacon on 12 Monkeys - Bingeable on Hulu ;-)
6:50 You can see him naked
7:00 Member beating
8:45 He was on Angel
9:30 Todd's been a Sci-Fi fan since way back
10:45 Comedy vs Drama
12:00 Did comedy come naturally, or did you study?
12:30 Comedy makes you popular with the ladies
16:15 Such Sweet Sorrow
17:00 Father's intuition
17:20 Cool docking for evacuation
18:00 What two items would you take, if you had to abandon ship?
18:50 Orange? Really?
19:00 The honest Terran approach
20:20 Enterprise sounds vs. Discovery
20:30 ...Is someone at the door?
20:50 Ring tones - Black Alert!
21:30 Time Crystal: Burnham was going to touch it.
22:00 Holographic Comms? And why nobody's heard about Discovery
22:50 Knowing the future
24:17 The ideals of Starfleet
25:00 You can't play the outcome
25:30 Tying in the shorts
26:00 Po's law: No snark!
26:30 Tilly and Po: Wonderful energy. Also, just blink at me!
27:00 Ice Cream Greetings
27:20 Hugh and Stamets healing, and all the good-bye's
29:00 No bad ideas...Except that Supernova thing.
29:30 Mirror Universe?
30:00 Wink Wink...Are you OK?
30:30 Stands at attention
31:00 Spock...There aren't words
31:30 Everybody hates you, congratulations!
31:40 The effects!!! So many fucking ships!
32:30 Monumental task. Massive Cast. Everyone gets a cupcake
33:00 Jett Reno...Get off my ass, sir!
34:30 Doug Jones
35:00 Form of torture!
37:00 They handsomely pay you to have plastic on your face, but...
38:30 Lunch and movies in Toronto with Doug Jones
39:00 Not an AI sausage
39:30 You're my home.
40:10 Worm hole: Get it in that tight hole!
40:45 Precision timing...For getting into the tight hole.
41:00 Georgiou knows how to get Leland
41:30 This is the part where you scream
42:00 If Leland died, why we still going to the future?
43:00 Because the Sphere Data took over the Discovery
43:30 Sphere Data recap.
45:00 Quest for the planet...Like Battlestar, in the future!
46:30 YUM YUM! Those kinky bitches!
47:00 When the Klingons show up
47:30 Wait till you see all our D4s...D3s? DOTS?
47:45 Tilly's drinking game
48:00 Michelle Paradise Show running Season 3
47:30 12 Monkeys connection to Star Trek: Picard
49:20 Biological attacks and the lowest rank
49:45 Canaries and the weapons what-if?
50:20 Trek at it's core.
51:00 Spock's foreshadow - TOS fans gush
52:45 Merge of melodies
53:40 Where's that 7th signal? And how does it get to the past?
54:45 It's relative, baby!
55:45 The universe is under no obligation to make sense to me
56:25 The best line "Hit it!"
58:00 What's next for Todd?
1:00:00 Was it Section 31 or the paint water?
1:01:10 Thanks, Todd Stashwick for being on the show!
1:01:45 Autographed copies of Devil Inside
1:01:50 Thieving Tribble stampede?
1:02:30 Watch Lower Decks! Also Wil Wheaton's Ready Room
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August 03, 2020 Control!
Hey, shouldn't we be at the Vegas convention by now? Thanks COVID! We're looking forward to 23 weeks of New Trek! Linus Scores Big at the auto-antonym game. Reno talks to Hugh about second chances. Time Crystals give Pike a glimpse into his Future. Burnham almost gets controlled...by Control.
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Nathan Adams
Heather Ferris
Rocky Robinson
Patrick Hall
00:00 Episode 30
01:00 Betazoid Traditions
01:30 Dingles Dangle
01:45 The Tribbles hopped on the big red button. (no guest today)
02:00 Tribble Whisperer
02:20 Calling Dr. Soong
02:43 Just chillin'. Having a Bud.
03:20 Section 31 said don't call us...we were never there.
03:30 Flashing moments
04:30 News - Star Trek Las Vegas isn't going on right now...Or next week. We miss conventions.
05:30 Friday Night recovery
06:00 Mr. Hip Hop?
06:30 How many tabs...of Ancestry.com?!
07:30 23 consecutive weeks of new Star Trek!!! WOO!!! And Disco S3 Oct 15
07:45 Star Trek Emmy nominations - Even Short Treks!
08:30 We do not endorse dosing your captain
09:00 Baddest MF in the Valley
09:30 The Valley of Shadows
10:22 The recap
11:00 The Mother
11:20 Never mention a woman's age
11:45 Spock/Burnham's Bro/Sis relationship
13:00 Kirk had a brother?
13:20 It's all Burnham's fault
13:40 You've lost her - no...You've FOUND her, and you'll finder her again!!!
14:19 Mother Spock?
15:00 Klingon Monks, Boreth, and Time Crystals
15:30 Speculating about it is unproductive
16:20 Chasing after that rogue section 31 ship
17:00 Oh, by the way, I have a son.
17:30 Supporting struggles
18:00 Pike didn't hesitate
18:30 Lift the veil and madness may follow
19:00 They enter with conviction, always, they leave broken, always.
19:20 Zen - they only way to deal with time, sometimes.
19:45 We don't have time for that!
20:00 Heather! Don't touch the time crystal! (She didn't listen)
20:30 Coffee - time crystals in your cup
20:45 Needs of the many vs the one.
21:00 Why Pike is so cool
21:15 Lava & snow
21:30 Cosplay for December
22:20 Saru says go for it!
22:45 I'm an engineer, not a poet.
23:17 Auto-antonym game - mic drop
23:45 Double-down on that espresso
24:20 Hangnail!
25:15 Don't open the face shield! Noo!
25:30 Can we activate music copyright matching
26:00 Falling for Control's tricks
26:30 Don't play with that crystal!
26:55 Deja-Vu - It was Heather with the time crystals
27:20 Controlled environment
27:45 Future self with the chair and the melty-face
28:00 Live your life, knowing your future? SPOILER ALERT!
29:30 But what if it was a good future?
29:55 What if the ending was because you know?
30:10 High Praise from a Klingon Monk
30:30 It's not about the future, it's about exploring Strange New Worlds - The Unknown, not the future
31:10 Time Crystal stutter coffee
32:00 Unexpected effects. Not always with clothes
32:40 Really crystallizing
33:00 The Hangnail incident tease
33:10 Is Pike's future sooner than he thought?
33:46 Thirty ships for Section 31?
34:15 You have a second chance, don't screw it up
34:30 Eye?!
35:00 Magnetize the floor
35:30 Between Pike and his fate
35:45 The little torchbearer
36:00 Butterfly Effect and what-ifs?
37:00 There can be fire in space?!
37:30 Sleep-cooking?
37:45 Point on Pike comes out
38:00 Only one option...!
38:30 Jumping to the conclusion?
39:00 Spoilers!
39:30 Control - Never gonna stop!
40:00 Matter of time and overwhelming firepower
40:30 Creating a dummy system?
41:00 Control in control
41:30 Tribble revolt?!
42:30 Next week's a two-parter!
44:00 Follow us! Even your smart devices can play us!
45:00 Back just in time to say goodbye!
A short snippet from Janet Jackson's "Control" may have been used for comedic effect. Really it was a good album in the 80's.
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July 27, 2020 Control is a Pain in the Neck
Comicon is at home, Leland gets under Control, Burnham meets Burnham, he Sphere Data won't delete, Spock likes Science, and you can't even get one evil AI past Georgiou. Plus: We're down with OPP and our special guest: Jonathan Wiegand of The Omega Particle Podcast
-Brought to you by Section 31-
Nathan Adams
Heather Ferris
Rocky Robinson
Patrick Hall
Jonathan Wiegand
00:00 Starfleet Underground Episode 29
00:36 Introduction
00:58 what makes Heather's food taste better
01:19 BEANS!
01:42 Who's #1?
02:08 Captain's Log
02:30 Where's my Laser Sword
03:30 The Tribbles hacked my lightsaber
03:55 Special Guest Jonathan Wiegand from The Omega Particle Podcast
05:20 This podcast keeps liking our podcast
06:30 Gonna have to download that Janet Jackson album
07:00 News - Star Trek: Prodigy
08:00 News - Lower Decks
09:00 No Bat'leths on board - Don't Bat'leth your tribbles
09:40 News - Discovery Table Read
10:00 SPS
11:11 Perpetual Infinity
11:30 Recap
12:00 Time is Savage...But so is Georgiou
13:00 Mom! Dinner!
13:15 Her Father is her Daddy?
14:00 The landing light. Not the Dead Lights, High Beams, Red lights, or Deadites.
14:30 Not the Eye thing again?!
14:45 Pain in the neck
15:15 Taking advantage of the chain of command
15:45 Questionable Moralities. Operating from several different truths, simultaneously
16:30 Struggle is pointless. Here, stare at yourself.
17:00 No problems with the one-eyed monster
17:30 Borg Tingles
18:15 Future Identity Theft
18:30 Women Drivers - only going back an hour, meanwhile, 951 years in the future
19:20 DOH!
19:50 7 signals spoilers
20:30 That hasn't happened yet
20:40 Georgiou is so fucking quick
21:00 Did someone pee in your Cheerios today?
21:50 Binge the mission logs - Speed Read!
22:30 Arm-chair quarterback your parents
23:20 100 times and 100 more
24:30 You're a ghost to me - Spoilers!
25:00 Anson Mount
25:30 Command and Compassion
25:45 Water to a Mountain
26:00 Spock and Burnham, family again
26:45 I Like Science
27:15 Wheeling
28:30 Dark Matter
29:30 That's what plugged up the...
29:50 Did you see Dark Matter, the TV show?
30:20 Space: Above and Beyond
30:50 Walking in without knocking
31:20 It's called Shrinkage!
32:14 The Sphere Data, just hit delete?!
33:50 Just put it in Minecraft!
34:10 Captain Kirk's Computer relationships
34:30 ...And then it starts smoking
34:45 Such a binary conversation
35:15 At least you made it hard
35:20 Not without my permission
36:20 How did the Red Angel work?
37:00 Did Control destroy the Borg?
37:20 AI the interesting Nemesis
37:50 Wasn't this the plot for Picard?
38:00 The Robots are coming...To get you!
38:30 AI - A great help! You should embrace it!
39:00 Control-Alt-Del
39:20 Did we just make your Alexa light up?
39:40 0 divided by 0
40:00 You can't manipulate her
40:30 Georgiou's Level
40:55 Mother to Mother
42:00 Spare Hand
42:30 The Board is Yours
42:50 Our next episode and when Lower Decks drops.
43:00 No the next episode is...
44:15 Our calendar will talk to your calendar
44:45 We're not done yet!
45:00 Patrick's problems sitting
45:15 Accidental Tardigrade up your butt
46:20 Heather's room traps bears?
46:46 Ash Tyler, Section 31, Starfleet, Burnham
47:15 The last word
47:45 Encrypted point-to-point comms
48:15 Bumping Badges
49:11 Next week - THROUGH THE VALLEY OF SHADOWS
49:50 Beans, not shrooms
50:10 Section 31's ship...Upgrade?
50:30 Bean counters - not THAT type of bean
51:10 The Omega Particle Podcast
53:10 Economics in Star Trek
53:45 Raffi in Picard
56:00 Platinum, Latinum, whatever!
57:00 Not the only thing that has a lock
57:20 Watch the YouTube Premier with us!
57:40 Another thanks for Jonathan and The Omega Particle Podcast
Thanks for listening! Send comments!
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