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  • Faking is a Good Thing?
    Are we on trial here, or is it just a big party? Everyone tells the truth, Mariner fires a warning shot, Rutherford reboots, Boimler misses Pottery, and Tendi can't say what she can't say. We've got a special guest, our very own Vulcan ambassador is here, so ...HIDE THE TRIBBLES! PLEASE!
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Ambassador T'Pan
    00:00 #1's with the EMH, but he's gonna be fine!
    01:30 Our Vulcan ambassador is back!
    02:00 Heather prepared coffee...But Vulcans are not into stimulants
    02:50 Scan the coffee first!
    03:30 Brought to you by Section 31
    03:50 Favorite Go To Warp phrase? ;-)
    04:45 Getting off of the "Artifact"
    05:30 Acceptable norms
    06:30 News! Patrick Stewart and Mark Hamill team up?
    07:30 Peeking at the Timeline
    09:45 NY Comicon goes virtual and the Star Trek Universe will be there: October 8th, 12pm Eastern
    10:50 Trekkie items for Shopping (for Birthdays, or Christmas ;-))
    12:12 I LOVE CAKE! (don't shake the tribbles)
    13:25 Star Trek: Lower Decks - Season 1, Episode 08 "Veritas"
    14:30 Prison Door treatments
    15:30 Tendi's into ice and the Horn of Candor
    16:50 Hold on...
    17:20 Act I: Co-worker confessions
    19:43 Updating and rebooting on Stardate 57791.1
    20:30 The Fan Dance and the Sexy people
    21:30 HEY! You're distracting me!
    22:00 The Gorn Wedding
    22:30 Kurtwood Smith as Clar (and many other things)
    23:15 He was also in Voyager
    23:40 Roga Danar...Had hair
    24:30 Spock and Spock
    25:00 The garbage bag is right behind you!
    25:30 Clicket Twerking
    26:15 Kurtwood Smith was also in DS9. "oh, that guy"
    27:00 Sending a message
    27:30 Faking is a good thing
    27:45 The Low Crawl - HEY! You're distracting me!
    28:20 Evasive Maneuver Eighty....Eight?
    29:00 Denobulan Flesh-Eating Bacteria
    30:00 Are those eels, Eels?
    31:30 Act II: Classified
    32:30 Tendi: The Cleaner
    32:45 That Lint Roller
    33:20 Tendi can fight! And Apologize
    34:30 You didn't take out with Martial Arts! You're right! I didn't!
    34:44 - CENSORED BY SECTION 31 -
    35:00 Lock and Load
    36:30 A cool team!
    37:00 Scanning for a relationship name
    38:00 Aw Snap! That's the ship from my story
    38:30 Today didn't have to end in eels
    38:45 OH! it was a Trill reference
    39:00 Trills are not Slugs. #AllTrillsMatter.
    39:30 Act III: Surprise!
    40:00 We just want the truth!
    40:20 It's a beam of celebration!
    41:00 Waiting to use the room next
    41:45 Even the senior officers don't know what's up. Including Salt Vampires.
    43:00 You ruined my party!
    43:20 Horn of Candor Mic Drop
    44:45 All these ships look the same
    45:50 More Q!!!
    46:20 It's puzzle time!
    46:45 Enticing Q
    48:00 Captain Clarity
    48:10 Dissing Q - Mariner is his match
    48:50 Q fails
    50:10 Looking forward to Discovery
    51:22 Ambassador, thanks for stopping by
    52:00 The Closet on Deck 13
    52:30 Evolving Tribbles?
    53:00 Thanks for listening!
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    Explicit
    54 min
  • Boim Me Up!
    The Cerritos bridge crew go on a seed planting mission. A visiting captain promotes Mariner but she totally forgets the tricorders. Tendi updates the dog. Rutherford overclocks the transporter, but Boimler gets out of phase. Is that .07 seconds was really worth the complimentary trip to the farm?
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    00:00 Starfleet Underground Episode 37
    00:30 Good coffee?
    01:00 Experiments
    01:45 And hello
    02:00 Thanks to the little people
    02:30 Whispers from out of phase
    02:45 No discrimination on size...Why is Heather laughing?
    03:30 Special thanks to Section 31
    03:50 Corrections. Voyager and Admiral Janeway in the timeline
    05:00 Losing the D...Pics available?
    06:50 Picard making Admiral vs Janeway
    07:18 Television Critics Association Heritage Award
    08:00 Rod Rodenberry is cool
    09:00 A Skant Story
    09:45 Star Trek: Picard's Emmy award for Outstanding Prosthetic Makeup
    11:00 Jeri Ryan in a chair
    11:40 Michael Dorn in a chair
    12:10 Only 12 Minutes and 10 seconds into our show till The Dog ate the homework
    12:50 Discovery Season 3 ties to Voyager? https://trekmovie.com/2020/09/16/star-trek-discovery-s3-theory-an-episode-of-voyager-is-the-origin-of-the-burn/
    13:30 Sly shout-out to the Omega Particle Podcast
    14:20 So...We have a dog?
    14:45 Star Trek: Lower Decks - "Much Ado About Boimler"
    15:00 Tendi: Cute, Dangerous. Creates Superdog
    16:00 Referencing ST:TNG S6E13 "Aquiel"
    16:50 Going Cube Style
    17:00 Bathroom Productivity
    17:30 Family Show?
    18:10 Act I: Technical Difficulties
    19:19 Maniacal Laugh
    19:40 The Photon Torpedo
    20:10 Seed Planting Mission
    21:00 Captain Jellico
    21:30 Pinocchio Reference
    21:45 Don't overclock your transporter
    22:30 Oh, so Goth
    23:30 Captain's Logs and Gorn dolls
    24:20 Boim me, baby!
    24:40 Shorthand for Millicochrane
    25:00 Division 14's cool ship appearance and origination
    25:54 Going out of phase
    26:40 California Love - The USS Oakland and USS Robidoux
    27:53 Act II: Freaks
    28:30 Snitches get stitches and What's up with Mariner?
    29:20 The Borg smell like what?
    30:20 The Freaks. Eyeballs everywhere!
    31:10 Anthony
    31:30 If you like Threshold? Demented
    31:50 Tattletale
    32:30 The Dark Side of Starfleet
    33:00 Sending the Dog to the "Farm"
    33:30 Super Mariner?
    33:46 Cosplay ideas?
    34:30 Vulcan sounds like a Vulcan
    35:00 The guy with the face paint look?
    35:40 Professor Saul Rubichik's Car
    36:20 Real Genius
    37:00 Looks like Jayla
    37:45 Act III: The Farm
    38:40 BOIM US OUT OF HERE!!!
    39:30 Why no Post-it note?
    40:30 Rhythm Method
    40:45 Mariner takes control
    41:00 Women in charge
    42:08 Air-locked! But already on a planet
    42:30 The Farm
    43:00 Snot Today
    43:30 Tendi's dog is a freak
    43:50 Boimler is not a freak?
    44:45 The Freaks come out at night
    44:50 Maybe turn on some lights?
    45:50 Did Pike ever go to the Farm?
    46:50 What happens when Carol comes back
    47:30 Next week...
    48:20 Talking hovering Dogs...And Tribbles want food
    49:20 Wood
    49:50 Thanks for listening!!! Tune in next week!
    50:50 Double check your cream
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    Explicit
    53 min
  • Badgey!
    Fletcher hooks his brain to a starship computer core, The Drookmani start to get trashy, Delta Shift wants to take you to the dance, and Badgey is a helpful Holodeck Sidekick, who may have slow load times, but runs a killer operating system. Also, the Chu Chu Dance, goes Chu Chu Chu.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    0:00 Welcome to show #36
    0:40 This time we don't forget our "sponsor"
    1:00 The silent treatment
    1:30 The # 1 is the #2
    2:09 Solid Science
    2:30 Tribble Shit happens
    3:00 We aren't barefoot
    3:30 Roomba with a T88 and a phaser?
    3:50 Stunning Shit
    4:20 Dead Shit
    5:00 Looking forward to seeing our favorite Vulcan Ambassador
    5:40 Highlights from Star Trek Day! CBS All Access, YouTube, and startrek.com/day
    6:30 Mocking Tribbles
    7:00 Brick laying
    7:57 New Discovery Trailer and @Grudge_Cat
    9:00 Lower Decks Coloring Book
    10:10 Seven of Nine Voyager Comic-book series coming in November
    11:00 Star Trek: Lower Decks S1E6 "Terminal Provocations"
    11:30 Warp Sounds and On the Ground
    12:30 There's an app for that
    13:00 "Cool" sounds
    14:00 Sleep Number 1701?
    15:00 Voyager sounds...We forgot we also saw Janeway in Star Trek: Nemesis
    16:00 Act I: Chu Chu
    17:30 Badgey! The new Clippy gone bad
    18:44 DAMN! Starbase 80!
    19:15 Chu Chu Chu!
    19:20 J.G. makes a Drookmani appearance
    20:00 Fletcher, the worse Barclay
    20:20 Cats and Taco Tuesday
    21:00 Delta Shift and Holodeck Shit
    22:30 Robin Hood Group Cosplay - There are pictures!
    23:30 Fingers are shy?
    23:50 Knocking Boots
    24:30 I'll pick you up at your Mom and Dad's house.
    25:00 "Oh no you didn't." "You guys are so lucky I'm ethical and considerate!"
    25:30 Act II: Bajoran Marketplace
    26:00 Starship Computer Cores
    26:30 Fun Fact: I will rip you arms off!
    27:20 Plugging your brain into a computer...Bad idea.
    27:40 Let me shoot them, please!
    28:20 Totally covered
    28:50 The asshole peed his pants
    29:15 Sleeping on the 1st date?
    30:15 Grabbin' Pads and Dummy, party of Dumbass
    30:30 Tendi and Rutherford shipping
    31:00 Boim Boim and Fletcher
    31:21 Act III: Bye Bye!
    32:00 The Bitch Crew
    32:30 Badgey - I'm always here
    33:30 Why didn't Rutherford activate Cyborg mode?
    34:15 Lower Decks - It's really good! The music, the animation, the comedy!
    35:10 Fletcher gets what he deserves...A Promotion!
    35:45 ...But, six days later...
    36:30 Boimler and Mariner? Boim Boim's gonna Boim Boim?
    37:00 Ready Room BTS Note - Boimler and Mariner recorded their voices together
    37:40 Closets and Shorts
    38:10 Wil Wheaton's new project: Rent a Pal
    39:00 Star Trek Day Interviews with Wil - So genuine
    39:50 Wil's Bedhead, games, pets, garden, wife, and more - On Instagram
    40:30 SWAG?!
    41:00 You never hit the button right!
    41:40 Kissing that WAP
    42:35 It's a 500G thang, baby!
    43:10 Much Ado About Boimler
    43:30 What happened on this show? I can't remember
    44:00 Thanks for listening!!!
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    Explicit
    46 min
  • The Parasite Always Gets The Girl
    Boimler has a girlfriend, and she isn't a hologram. Mariner looks to uncover the mystery, or is she just jealous? Then, Tendi and Rutherford are pitted against each other in the competition for a T88. And, sorry about your new floors, but we're totally going to implode your moon.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    00:40 Welcome!
    01:09 Heather's on an away mission...Romulan Ale had nothing to do with it.
    02:30 Nothing like the smell of a plasma fire
    03:00 Star...Trek?
    03:50 Star Trek Discovery's 1st Non-Binary and Transgender Characters
    05:00 Star Trek Day! September 8th! StarTrek.com/Day
    07:00 New Star Trek Emojis
    08:25 Visit the worms?
    09:20 Get your Klingon Bloodwine!
    09:54 Shout out to Nog. RIP!
    10:25 Why Quark's holosuites always go down
    11:00 Star Treks: Lower Decks Episode 5 "Cupid's Errant Arrow"
    12:30 Government made it up!
    13:00 Computer: End Program! And serious Hopp-age
    13:30 Big Hair Beckett
    13:50 She called him Boim Boim!
    14:10 Feeling around
    14:30 He called her Bun Bun!
    14:50 Kirk Sundae/Trip Tucker Sprinkles
    15:00 T88
    16:00 Are you Yoda-ing us?
    16:20 Starfleet Gossip
    17:00 Alien girl references
    17:20 TNG - When Westley knocked over a bush. KILL HIM!
    18:30 So many Easter Eggs
    19:00 Watch it for the replay value
    20:00 Boimler has competition - Jet
    20:30 Boy Size: Small
    21:00 Cosplay for the future
    21:30 Beer, hot?
    21:45 Tendi slaps the dude
    22:00 Shipping Boimler and Mariner?
    23:00 She likes worms? Worm tea?
    23:40 Act II
    24:30 Are Purple Undies Starfleet Regulation?
    25:30 Moon Bidness. Just had the floors redone!
    26:00 Over-Boiming it
    26:30 Anti-Positron noise or some sick dub step!
    27:00 This show was brought to you by Section 31
    27:00 Holo-Heather?
    28:00 Juicy worm gossip about Leland...PP tape?
    28:50 @realGulDukat on twitter
    30:00 Boimler blows her demo
    31:00 I can walk myself! Come on, walk me, Jet!
    31:30 Large Hands and Downtown
    32:00 Cats have pajamas?
    32:30 WAP means...
    33:30 Tendi vs Rutherford for a T88
    34:00 Wormholing
    35:00 Did you see The Sisko?
    35:30 Act III
    36:30 Did the Parasite affect both women?
    37:00 Lover! Lover! Lover!
    37:45 The Parasite gets the girl in the end!
    38:20 Lieutenant Commander Ron Docent
    39:30 Freaky Cyborgs? What? It's for later!
    40:20 They're criminals together
    41:00 T88's on the Black Market
    42:00 T88, D54, WD40
    42:30 Duct Tape Manscaping
    44:00 Merch and Don't break your coffee cup!
    44:45 StarTrek.com
    45:45 Boimler shook hands with what?!
    46:00 Girl Stuff
    46:30 In the extras?
    47:00 More of The Sisko?
    48:00 Things you can't un-see. And why you get transferred.
    48:50 Tribbles Fire Phasers!
    49:20 Deep conversations with Tribbles: Food?
    50:00 Someone needs a pedicure?
    51:00 Next week...
    51:15 Hummers
    52:10 Lower Decks Season 2? IMDB.org
    Thanks for listening!!!
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    Explicit
    55 min
  • People Really Use It For That?
    This week we ask, is that a burning sensation, or are you just ascending? Someone knocks over the gong, The vessel is moist, the yawns could be contagious, and the coffee is HOT. Also, we find out what exactly is in the bio filter on the Holodeck, and the answer could become....What? That's the end of the sentence?
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    Thanks for listening! Send comments!
    00:00 Welcome aboard! Star Trek: Lower Decks - "Moist Vessel"
    01:00 Today, our guest is...Oops!
    01:30 The trouble with hungry Tribbles
    02:30 The trouble with access panels
    02:45 What are you thinking?
    03:20 Horrific Meat-Thing
    05:00 RIP Chadwick Boseman
    06:00 A Trek-Positive Pine? https://trekmovie.com/2020/08/28/chris-pine-hopes-to-get-back-to-work-on-star-trek-4/
    06:44 Alex Kurtzman interview in Variety https://trekmovie.com/2020/08/26/alex-kurtman-says-writing-team-building-a-very-surprising-section-31-star-trek-series/
    08:00 Shatner's Blue's album is out
    08:20 All of the Asians on Star Trek Podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/all-the-asians-on-star-trek/id1529010237
    08:55 Moist Vessel Anal Recap
    09:12 Teaser: The Yawns (And PADDddds)
    11:00 Did somebody get Tribbles in the Turkey? The Triduckle
    12:00 If your turkey is purring...
    12:30 TWOK easter egg
    13:00 We apologize for the use of the word MOIST during this podcast.
    14:00 Act 1: The Worst Jobs
    15:00 It was totally cum
    16:00 "People really use it for that?!"
    16:20 It's not always the same color...Or same load sizes
    17:00 Dirty secret about Holodecks
    17:25 When was the last time anyone did it...OH GOD!
    17:45 Ascending
    18:00 Order what you want, and at what temperature
    18:15 Getting Gonged
    18:45 LLAP, sucker
    19:21 That's a good idea
    19:45 The Riker Lean
    20:30 Act 2: Promoted
    21:20 Higher Rank = Lower Fun
    22:30 The Responsibility of Responsibility.
    23:00 This is a friendly game
    23:15 Boimler is like Opposite Guy
    23:45 The Trouble with Bean Bags
    24:30 A pair of tribbles
    25:00 Audit the Audit
    25:29 Captain Durango's Competition
    25:40 Tellarite? Or Tellawrong
    26:15 Not on my watch!
    27:20 A poorly designed Butt Plug
    27:50 Act 3: Ascending and it burns
    28:50 It's called "Being a Dick!"
    29:00 First name basis
    29:20 Special Guest: Carol Brady
    29:50 Gas can be a good thing
    30:20 When Engineering smells like a Macy's perfume section
    30:40 Crappy Cinnamon Challenge
    31:10 You don't like me?!
    31:40 Star Trek: Rated V for Violence
    32:20 The wrong time for Hot Coffee
    33:00 It was Barclay Bad. It was Edward Bad
    33:30 Spoiler Alert - Purple Pubes?
    34:00 You're not supposed to have a burning sensations when you ascend.
    35:00 Mother and Daughter Team
    35:30 You can't make fun of Senior people
    36:00 Mariner - Officer material?
    37:25 The finger-lick thing
    38:45 Don't lick the Holodeck Cum Filter
    39:00 Recycling
    39:30 We get Salty?
    40:00 There's a camera in the Holodeck?
    40:30 The Evil Professor
    41:20 Blame it on the Tribbles
    41:30 Rutherford experiences the Wrath of Tendi
    41:50 Monitoring Power Fluctuations
    42:30 Catians are a Borg's Best Friend?
    43:00 Best Trek ever?
    43:30 Animated Trek with Comedy
    44:00 News - Season 1 of Star Trek: Discovery will run on CBS starting September 24, 10pm
    45:50 What are they going to do when Tilly swears? Sensors Censoring?
    47:27 Revisiting Nipple-gate
    48:00 Violence is fine. But, show a tit...
    48:50 What about Justin?
    49:50 Why not teach the boys to not act like horny little bastards?
    50:50 I like my violence Cartoon Style
    51:30 The Trouble with Algorithms...But post a nipple!
    53:30 The Bundle Discount
    54:20 The next episode is...???
    54:40 Boimler's got a Girlfriend? What, we going to the Holodeck?
    Thanks for listening!!!
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    Explicit
    56 min
  • He's Got Wood!
    Boimler loses a shuttle craft & a Klingon, all while starting a bar fight, and almost getting impregnated. Rutherford & Tendi get to check out a Pulsar, but first Rutherford has bad bedside manner and takes out all of the children at once with the Janeway maneuver. Then it's a world without Buffer time, Mariner gets it in the foot!
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    00:00 Welcoming intro
    01:18 We don't have a guest today
    01:40 Guest replacements
    01:55 Might have done some probing
    02:30 Our #1
    02:52 Hot banana splits
    03:30 What's the 7th banana?
    04:20 Corrections - Thanks Yum Yum Podcast! Never forget Rom and Quark. Or Sybok https://yum-yum-podcast.simplecast.com/
    05:30 Sad news - RIP Ben Cross
    06:30 Nichelle Nichols rumors and gofundme = Be sure to research this story
    07:44 Unbelievable movie (On Amazon Prime) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2180583/
    10:30 GalaxyCon is poppin' - http://galaxycon.com
    12:00 Star Trek: Lower Decks - Envoys
    12:45 One Wish
    13:30 Go to warp catch phrase?
    14:00 Get 'er done!
    14:30 Come on man, give me the batteries!
    15:00 Don't put me in the pod!
    15:30 Do I hear paper?
    16:00 It fell in my bowl of cereal
    16:45 Act One: Blast shield, Career moves, and Worms to-go!
    17:45 Food on the shuttle controls
    18:00 Sharing insectoid aliens
    18:30 Buried a l i v e!
    19:15 Rutherford's bridge simulations and career motivations
    20:00 All it takes...
    20:30 Shocking event
    21:00 Back in the day
    21:20 BLAST SHIELD!
    22:00 Good lines
    22:30 Act Two: The search
    24:00 Supporting career moves
    24:30 Welcome to the bear cave
    25:00 Nothing compares to...
    25:30 The Janeway Maneuver
    26:30 Break the simulator so hard the all kids die!
    27:15 Speed walking and tip-toeing
    27:40 Great diversion tactic
    28:00 A Spurt story
    29:00 A Hard Lesson
    30:10 The girl wearing red
    30:30 Blood wine - the aftermath
    30:45 Act Three: For the Truth
    32:00 Huoomon! GIVE ME YOUR PROFITS!!!
    32:30 Circle of trust
    32:45 One Hump
    33:45 What you're willing to do for the other
    34:30 Dropping off a drunk Klingon
    35:30 Rutherford and Tendi - The slow burn - The Jefferies Tube
    36:30 Star Trek: Lower Decks - Temporal Edict
    37:15 Teaser - The Mess Hall Talent Show
    37:15 A "Not a Merry Man" moment
    37:30 White Boys
    37:50 That Blue Flying V
    38:20 What is the meaning of this intense bass? ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!
    40:00 Act One: Buffer Time
    41:10 ...And spores that make you hook up with your best friend's sister
    41:30 He's GOT WOOD!
    42:00 The call backs Horn, Tar, and Spores
    42:45 It happened in both TOS and TNG - When Data was fully functional
    43:30 Not getting busy in the turbolift
    44:00 Buffer Time! - Not a MC Hammer song.
    45:20 Testing the Brig force field integrity
    46:00 Act Two: Attack
    46:46 Gelrakians hit him in the nuts! And it's like the 2260's
    47:30 Kirk Fu
    48:00 #1 and Mariner - A little bit of chemistry - IF you want to get a girl's attention, just stab her in the foot!
    49:00 It's a mutual thing?
    50:25 At least we don't worship wood!
    50:30 Act Three: The Boimler Effect
    51:00 How to say Gelrakians
    52:00 The Boimler Effect and the most important person in the galaxy - Chief O'Brien!
    53:00 What do we think of the show?
    53:30 If the Enterprise could do it...
    54:30 Trek Twitter
    56:00 Cancer Missiles
    56:30 We'll have a Death Race!
    57:00 Next week's show...
    57:42 Moist Vessel
    58:00 People don't like that word...But moisture is a good thing.
    58:30 Burning Rubber
    59:20 Wall of Tribbles
    59:44 Guest voices played by...
    1:00:40 VOTE!
    Thanks for listening! Send comments!
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    Explicit
    1 hr 2 min
  • Love a Level 2 Diagnostic
    What happens when your replicator only gives you...the hot banana. Totally unofficial origins on how Risa got it's name. We find out what actor makes Heather hot. Who makes the best use of the pause button? And what?! There's an Orion who was wearing clothes and not dancing? We take a look at Star Trek: Lower Decks
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    00:00 Lower Decks! Lower Decks!
    00:50 Special Guest: Rabbit!?
    01:00 Good coffee
    01:25 Tribbles are nibbling
    01:40 Where's the Horgon?
    02:00 Rise out of Risa
    02:30 Planet Boner
    02:50 Reduction of noise
    04:00 News: Lower Decks creator's special guest wishes...Wesley? T'pol?
    04:30 Purple hair
    05:00 Doesn't want to be naked?
    05:20 Rumors: David Tennant wants to be on Star Trek?
    05:30 Heather has a crush! David Tennant has cooties!
    06:00 Continuum Cute
    06:30 Rumors: Patrick Stewart wants to be on Doctor Who?
    07:00 Patrick Stewart is the Poop...Emoji.
    08:00 Heather's new assignment
    09:00 Heather breaks down the breakdown
    09:30 Synopsis Time! Surviving being gummed to death
    10:00 Where was the Bio-Filter?
    10:50 I Love Honor!
    11:10 An Orion that wasn't shaking that booty. And she's in science blue!
    11:45 Gimme that hot banana
    12:00 Good theme
    12:30 Something screws up every scene?
    12:45 Noshing warp nacelles. Borg? F-That! Black holes suck
    13:00 Cheerios class?
    13:30 Somebody had a pause button
    13:45 California Love
    14:00 Starfleet isn't perfect?
    14:30 Fresh new ensigns
    15:00 Mariner - Slices and likes honor
    15:30 Holodeck programming is very detailed
    15:45 Musty showers and hallway bunks - But the view!
    16:30 Galley's popping off.
    17:00 Danger makes a hot date
    17:30 LOVE a Level 2 diagnostic
    18:00 Troubleshooting is juicy
    18:49 Tweaking with his emotions
    19:30 Yes, I've very complicated, thanks!
    19:50 Opening teaser - Slice that calf in half
    20:30 NOMAD storage?
    20:50 We do like TrekMovie.com
    21:00 #2
    21:30 Romulan Ale is illegal because it's AWESOME!
    22:00 Blue tongues are like smoking
    23:00 This is a family show?
    23:20 Science officer, not a stripper, meets Boimler and Mariner...Check out a holodeck
    24:00 Where would you go on a Holodeck? Gallifrey? Risa?
    24:30 A Bang at the Big Bang
    25:00 In the holodeck, Risa comes to you...American Dad vibe?
    25:40 Ops. Lots of
    26:00 Peeing in the sonic shower? Or beam it out?
    26:30 When your shit comes back to life?
    26:45 You just said that Spock is shit
    27:00 Where no man has gone before
    27:30 Zombie time and Date time. Meeting with the captain, suckling spider
    28:45 Not talking about her name. Or her Dad. Or her mother.
    29:30 Giant Gum Job - Meanwhile in Act 3...
    30:15 Spider like a cow.
    31:30 Gary Mitchel - Who was he?
    32:30 Hmm...Maybe I'm wrong?
    33:00 Maybe we need to look this up?
    33:45 He is the one with the eyes.
    34:15 For reference - TOS: Where No Man Has Gone Before
    34:45 Cat Doc
    35:00 We first saw a Cation on TAS.
    35:30 Are we manic?
    35:50 Have you even been trapped in a sentient cave?
    36:00 Mariner KNOWS things
    36:50 Planet of the Pigs...Who have Spider-Cows
    37:00 Cetacean Ops
    37:45 He's important? Nah he's worthless!
    38:00 Ensign bedrooms
    39:00 Hot-bunking
    40:00 Go tour an aircraft carrier
    40:33 Heather gets beamed away
    41:00 Tune in next week!
    41:10 RED ALERT!!!
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    Explicit
    42 min
  • Get Off My Ass, Sir
    This week: Creating supernovas that, like, kill everyone, is kind of a bad idea. Being snarky is outlawed and you better bring me some ice cream. It's so hard to say good bye when an evil AI is coming to kill you.
    -SPECIAL GUEST- Todd Stashwick from 12 Monkeys has been beamed aboard!
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    -SPECIAL GUEST- Todd Stashwick - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0823693
    0:00 Start the Show
    0:58 Wait! Don't drink the coffee!
    1:30 Don't eat Time Crystals - Takes a week to pass thru. Or it happens the week before?
    2:00 Heather gets disciplined!
    2:30 Patrick, who's already #1, gets promoted to coffee duty
    3:00 That shade of brown
    3:15 Special Guest: Actor, Writer, Gamer - Todd Stashwick!
    3:40 Todd's career
    4:30 Todd played Talok on the Star Trek: Enterprise Episode "Kir'Shara" (Season 4, Episode 9)
    5:00 Also plays Deacon on 12 Monkeys - Bingeable on Hulu ;-)
    6:50 You can see him naked
    7:00 Member beating
    8:45 He was on Angel
    9:30 Todd's been a Sci-Fi fan since way back
    10:45 Comedy vs Drama
    12:00 Did comedy come naturally, or did you study?
    12:30 Comedy makes you popular with the ladies
    16:15 Such Sweet Sorrow
    17:00 Father's intuition
    17:20 Cool docking for evacuation
    18:00 What two items would you take, if you had to abandon ship?
    18:50 Orange? Really?
    19:00 The honest Terran approach
    20:20 Enterprise sounds vs. Discovery
    20:30 ...Is someone at the door?
    20:50 Ring tones - Black Alert!
    21:30 Time Crystal: Burnham was going to touch it.
    22:00 Holographic Comms? And why nobody's heard about Discovery
    22:50 Knowing the future
    24:17 The ideals of Starfleet
    25:00 You can't play the outcome
    25:30 Tying in the shorts
    26:00 Po's law: No snark!
    26:30 Tilly and Po: Wonderful energy. Also, just blink at me!
    27:00 Ice Cream Greetings
    27:20 Hugh and Stamets healing, and all the good-bye's
    29:00 No bad ideas...Except that Supernova thing.
    29:30 Mirror Universe?
    30:00 Wink Wink...Are you OK?
    30:30 Stands at attention
    31:00 Spock...There aren't words
    31:30 Everybody hates you, congratulations!
    31:40 The effects!!! So many fucking ships!
    32:30 Monumental task. Massive Cast. Everyone gets a cupcake
    33:00 Jett Reno...Get off my ass, sir!
    34:30 Doug Jones
    35:00 Form of torture!
    37:00 They handsomely pay you to have plastic on your face, but...
    38:30 Lunch and movies in Toronto with Doug Jones
    39:00 Not an AI sausage
    39:30 You're my home.
    40:10 Worm hole: Get it in that tight hole!
    40:45 Precision timing...For getting into the tight hole.
    41:00 Georgiou knows how to get Leland
    41:30 This is the part where you scream
    42:00 If Leland died, why we still going to the future?
    43:00 Because the Sphere Data took over the Discovery
    43:30 Sphere Data recap.
    45:00 Quest for the planet...Like Battlestar, in the future!
    46:30 YUM YUM! Those kinky bitches!
    47:00 When the Klingons show up
    47:30 Wait till you see all our D4s...D3s? DOTS?
    47:45 Tilly's drinking game
    48:00 Michelle Paradise Show running Season 3
    47:30 12 Monkeys connection to Star Trek: Picard
    49:20 Biological attacks and the lowest rank
    49:45 Canaries and the weapons what-if?
    50:20 Trek at it's core.
    51:00 Spock's foreshadow - TOS fans gush
    52:45 Merge of melodies
    53:40 Where's that 7th signal? And how does it get to the past?
    54:45 It's relative, baby!
    55:45 The universe is under no obligation to make sense to me
    56:25 The best line "Hit it!"
    58:00 What's next for Todd?
    1:00:00 Was it Section 31 or the paint water?
    1:01:10 Thanks, Todd Stashwick for being on the show!
    1:01:45 Autographed copies of Devil Inside
    1:01:50 Thieving Tribble stampede?
    1:02:30 Watch Lower Decks! Also Wil Wheaton's Ready Room
    Thanks for listening! Send comments! Watch out for thieving Tribbles!
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    1 hr 4 min
  • Control!
    Hey, shouldn't we be at the Vegas convention by now? Thanks COVID! We're looking forward to 23 weeks of New Trek! Linus Scores Big at the auto-antonym game. Reno talks to Hugh about second chances. Time Crystals give Pike a glimpse into his Future. Burnham almost gets controlled...by Control.
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    00:00 Episode 30
    01:00 Betazoid Traditions
    01:30 Dingles Dangle
    01:45 The Tribbles hopped on the big red button. (no guest today)
    02:00 Tribble Whisperer
    02:20 Calling Dr. Soong
    02:43 Just chillin'. Having a Bud.
    03:20 Section 31 said don't call us...we were never there.
    03:30 Flashing moments
    04:30 News - Star Trek Las Vegas isn't going on right now...Or next week. We miss conventions.
    05:30 Friday Night recovery
    06:00 Mr. Hip Hop?
    06:30 How many tabs...of Ancestry.com?!
    07:30 23 consecutive weeks of new Star Trek!!! WOO!!! And Disco S3 Oct 15
    07:45 Star Trek Emmy nominations - Even Short Treks!
    08:30 We do not endorse dosing your captain
    09:00 Baddest MF in the Valley
    09:30 The Valley of Shadows
    10:22 The recap
    11:00 The Mother
    11:20 Never mention a woman's age
    11:45 Spock/Burnham's Bro/Sis relationship
    13:00 Kirk had a brother?
    13:20 It's all Burnham's fault
    13:40 You've lost her - no...You've FOUND her, and you'll finder her again!!!
    14:19 Mother Spock?
    15:00 Klingon Monks, Boreth, and Time Crystals
    15:30 Speculating about it is unproductive
    16:20 Chasing after that rogue section 31 ship
    17:00 Oh, by the way, I have a son.
    17:30 Supporting struggles
    18:00 Pike didn't hesitate
    18:30 Lift the veil and madness may follow
    19:00 They enter with conviction, always, they leave broken, always.
    19:20 Zen - they only way to deal with time, sometimes.
    19:45 We don't have time for that!
    20:00 Heather! Don't touch the time crystal! (She didn't listen)
    20:30 Coffee - time crystals in your cup
    20:45 Needs of the many vs the one.
    21:00 Why Pike is so cool
    21:15 Lava & snow
    21:30 Cosplay for December
    22:20 Saru says go for it!
    22:45 I'm an engineer, not a poet.
    23:17 Auto-antonym game - mic drop
    23:45 Double-down on that espresso
    24:20 Hangnail!
    25:15 Don't open the face shield! Noo!
    25:30 Can we activate music copyright matching
    26:00 Falling for Control's tricks
    26:30 Don't play with that crystal!
    26:55 Deja-Vu - It was Heather with the time crystals
    27:20 Controlled environment
    27:45 Future self with the chair and the melty-face
    28:00 Live your life, knowing your future? SPOILER ALERT!
    29:30 But what if it was a good future?
    29:55 What if the ending was because you know?
    30:10 High Praise from a Klingon Monk
    30:30 It's not about the future, it's about exploring Strange New Worlds - The Unknown, not the future
    31:10 Time Crystal stutter coffee
    32:00 Unexpected effects. Not always with clothes
    32:40 Really crystallizing
    33:00 The Hangnail incident tease
    33:10 Is Pike's future sooner than he thought?
    33:46 Thirty ships for Section 31?
    34:15 You have a second chance, don't screw it up
    34:30 Eye?!
    35:00 Magnetize the floor
    35:30 Between Pike and his fate
    35:45 The little torchbearer
    36:00 Butterfly Effect and what-ifs?
    37:00 There can be fire in space?!
    37:30 Sleep-cooking?
    37:45 Point on Pike comes out
    38:00 Only one option...!
    38:30 Jumping to the conclusion?
    39:00 Spoilers!
    39:30 Control - Never gonna stop!
    40:00 Matter of time and overwhelming firepower
    40:30 Creating a dummy system?
    41:00 Control in control
    41:30 Tribble revolt?!
    42:30 Next week's a two-parter!
    44:00 Follow us! Even your smart devices can play us!
    45:00 Back just in time to say goodbye!
    A short snippet from Janet Jackson's "Control" may have been used for comedic effect. Really it was a good album in the 80's.
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    46 min
  • Control is a Pain in the Neck
    Comicon is at home, Leland gets under Control, Burnham meets Burnham, he Sphere Data won't delete, Spock likes Science, and you can't even get one evil AI past Georgiou. Plus: We're down with OPP and our special guest: Jonathan Wiegand of The Omega Particle Podcast
    -Brought to you by Section 31-
    Nathan Adams
    Heather Ferris
    Rocky Robinson
    Patrick Hall
    Jonathan Wiegand
    00:00 Starfleet Underground Episode 29
    00:36 Introduction
    00:58 what makes Heather's food taste better
    01:19 BEANS!
    01:42 Who's #1?
    02:08 Captain's Log
    02:30 Where's my Laser Sword
    03:30 The Tribbles hacked my lightsaber
    03:55 Special Guest Jonathan Wiegand from The Omega Particle Podcast
    05:20 This podcast keeps liking our podcast
    06:30 Gonna have to download that Janet Jackson album
    07:00 News - Star Trek: Prodigy
    08:00 News - Lower Decks
    09:00 No Bat'leths on board - Don't Bat'leth your tribbles
    09:40 News - Discovery Table Read
    10:00 SPS
    11:11 Perpetual Infinity
    11:30 Recap
    12:00 Time is Savage...But so is Georgiou
    13:00 Mom! Dinner!
    13:15 Her Father is her Daddy?
    14:00 The landing light. Not the Dead Lights, High Beams, Red lights, or Deadites.
    14:30 Not the Eye thing again?!
    14:45 Pain in the neck
    15:15 Taking advantage of the chain of command
    15:45 Questionable Moralities. Operating from several different truths, simultaneously
    16:30 Struggle is pointless. Here, stare at yourself.
    17:00 No problems with the one-eyed monster
    17:30 Borg Tingles
    18:15 Future Identity Theft
    18:30 Women Drivers - only going back an hour, meanwhile, 951 years in the future
    19:20 DOH!
    19:50 7 signals spoilers
    20:30 That hasn't happened yet
    20:40 Georgiou is so fucking quick
    21:00 Did someone pee in your Cheerios today?
    21:50 Binge the mission logs - Speed Read!
    22:30 Arm-chair quarterback your parents
    23:20 100 times and 100 more
    24:30 You're a ghost to me - Spoilers!
    25:00 Anson Mount
    25:30 Command and Compassion
    25:45 Water to a Mountain
    26:00 Spock and Burnham, family again
    26:45 I Like Science
    27:15 Wheeling
    28:30 Dark Matter
    29:30 That's what plugged up the...
    29:50 Did you see Dark Matter, the TV show?
    30:20 Space: Above and Beyond
    30:50 Walking in without knocking
    31:20 It's called Shrinkage!
    32:14 The Sphere Data, just hit delete?!
    33:50 Just put it in Minecraft!
    34:10 Captain Kirk's Computer relationships
    34:30 ...And then it starts smoking
    34:45 Such a binary conversation
    35:15 At least you made it hard
    35:20 Not without my permission
    36:20 How did the Red Angel work?
    37:00 Did Control destroy the Borg?
    37:20 AI the interesting Nemesis
    37:50 Wasn't this the plot for Picard?
    38:00 The Robots are coming...To get you!
    38:30 AI - A great help! You should embrace it!
    39:00 Control-Alt-Del
    39:20 Did we just make your Alexa light up?
    39:40 0 divided by 0
    40:00 You can't manipulate her
    40:30 Georgiou's Level
    40:55 Mother to Mother
    42:00 Spare Hand
    42:30 The Board is Yours
    42:50 Our next episode and when Lower Decks drops.
    43:00 No the next episode is...
    44:15 Our calendar will talk to your calendar
    44:45 We're not done yet!
    45:00 Patrick's problems sitting
    45:15 Accidental Tardigrade up your butt
    46:20 Heather's room traps bears?
    46:46 Ash Tyler, Section 31, Starfleet, Burnham
    47:15 The last word
    47:45 Encrypted point-to-point comms
    48:15 Bumping Badges
    49:11 Next week - THROUGH THE VALLEY OF SHADOWS
    49:50 Beans, not shrooms
    50:10 Section 31's ship...Upgrade?
    50:30 Bean counters - not THAT type of bean
    51:10 The Omega Particle Podcast
    53:10 Economics in Star Trek
    53:45 Raffi in Picard
    56:00 Platinum, Latinum, whatever!
    57:00 Not the only thing that has a lock
    57:20 Watch the YouTube Premier with us!
    57:40 Another thanks for Jonathan and The Omega Particle Podcast
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    59 min

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