Doctor Phlox has a Pen Pal, Archer has a moral dilemma, Hoshi does a lot of translation, Cutler kisses Phlox, Trip has something in his eye, Porthos has bad gas, and T'Pol has tooth decay.
The Enterprise may have a Warp Drive, but it won't cure your disease.
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00:00 Episode 66
01:00 https://Patreon.com/StarfleetUnderground
01:22 Tribble Playmate Photo-shoot
02:30 Our podcast is not for kids
03:30 Followed by HR - Shout out to @StarfleetHRD
04:30 Returning Guest: Ryan Coyle
05:30 A Klingon walked into a bar...
07:00 Nope, didn't get it in editing either.
07:30 Why isn't LeVar Burton doing Jeopardy yet?
11:00 GLAAD Awards - Star Trek: Discovery won Best Drama
12:04 Remembering Leonard Nimoy available - https://ShopLLAP.com
12:26 New Star Trek movie in 2023!
13:13 Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 2 - Drops August 12!
14:20 Heather and Enterprise
14:50 There's a podcast called Starfleet Underground?
16:30 Ryan's Story
18:20 Yes, we're the one that talks about Tribbles a lot.
18:45 Shout out to Ms. M! Whoever you are.
20:00 Q! in Picard Season 2!
21:00 Official Star Trek Convention Mission: Chicago April, 8-10 2023!
22:30 Our ship, The USS Beutler, Named after Fred. Miss you Fred!
23:00 Westley Crusher to Lower Decks?
24:13 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Dear Doctor"
24:23 Teaser "A Day in the life of Doctor Phlox"
24:45 Morning feeding session
25:30 It would've been a bat!
26:00 Phlox-Centric
26:15 Heather liked it!?
26:30 Perfect example of Star Trek
27:00 De-Worming?
27:20 Sing-a-Long? Turn on the captions!
27:50 Act I - "Pen Pal Letters"
28:45 Heard of Ferengi?
29:00 Watching people watch the movie
29:45 Keeping Quiet?
30:00 Tom Cruise is not in this Episode!
30:30 First touch, and a kiss
31:15 Meet the Valakians - They want Warp Speed!
32:30 Small Ears
32:45 Acts of Human Compassion
33:20 Hoshi - in action!
33:44 Getting to the Jerunds
34:30 Quintessential Star Trek
36:00 Also a Vet
36:20 Attachment to Pets
36:44 Too Much Cheese!
37:30 Dating between a Denobulan and a Human
38:20 Meanwhile, on Babylon 5...
39:15 Let's talk about Sex
40:50 Act II - "Genetically Fucked"
41:30 Eggplants and Washboards
41:50 Tentacles vs Testicles
42:20 The human desire to help
43:00 Unsophisticated, even by human standards
43:29 T'Pol's Arms
43:50 Dental work and sex advice
44:18 Vulcan Dr. Ruth?
45:05 It's like that Seinfeld episode
45:35 Keep an eye on them
46:30 They want that warp drive
46:50 The Menk
47:30 Shouldn't they have masks?
48:00 A planet full of white people
50:20 Not a solution, but help
50:40 CD holders? But, cool bridge shot
51:15 Act III - "Poly Amorous Surprise"
52:00 Friends, but with or without benefits?
52:30 Seeing where it goes
52:45 You need to stick what where?
53:30 Phlox's got game!
54:00 Speaking the same language vs intelligence
55:20 Co-Existence: Are they being treated ok?
56:00 Tik Tik
57:00 Pets
57:30 Assumptions
58:40 Archer understands the Vulcan Angle?
59:20 Is Archer evolving?
59:45 Phlox Rocks!
1:01:20 Act IV - "Shit out of luck"
1:02:14 Being a better leader
1:03:00 The ethical quandary
1:03:20 The right solution...Was there one?
1:03:50 Solving the cheese problem with beans??
1:05:00 Violating the Prime Directive
1:06:00 A different ending
1:07:00 Doing the right thing
1:08:00 A realistic ending
1:08:40 What if they took over the ship?
1:09:10 Just saying no is hard
1:09:30 Pre-warp vs being advanced
1:10:26 You aren't ready for this
1:10:45 Nukes?
1:12:15 Really good episode!
1:12:30 Next Week: "Sleeping Dogs"
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