Starfleet Underground

The Vulcans want to break it off with Starfleet, and take T'Pol home too, but Archer gives her one last road trip where they get a little tied up. Phlox spoils the going away party, Trip gets hung up on, Reed swears it's not an alien Tractor, and the Andorians return just to settle a debt and go get a good night sleep.

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Episode 68

00:30 Pictures of Crotch

01:10 Oysters of Rocky Mountain

02:10 NO KIDS

02:45 Bull Balls

04:30 RIP Shock G

05:40 Now on Patreon! https://patreon.com/starfleetunderground

06:20 LeVar Burton will guest host Jeopardy!!! WOOO!

07:40 LeVar on a Bike - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzqYy8nXEAEijlK?format=jpg&name=medium

08:00 Whoopi working on a movie - https://www.vulture.com/2021/04/whoopi-goldberg-superhero-film-old-black-woman.html

10:00 Blunt Talk - have you seen it? - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4197508/

10:30 Jim Carrey - The Dead Pool - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094963/trivia

11:00 Jim Carrey - Once Bitten - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089730/

11:45 Oh you go google these movies too...

12:15 Q Returns to annoy the shit! - https://trekmovie.com/2021/04/22/john-de-lancie-assures-fans-q-will-annoy-the-st-out-of-picard-in-star-trek-picard-season-2/

13:10 Michael Dorn's Viral Tweet - VIDEO GAME! - https://trekmovie.com/2021/04/23/michael-dorns-viral-campaign-reveals-itself-to-be-for-star-trek-legends-game/

15:30 The Pod Directive - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/star-trek-the-pod-directive/id1530092198

16:30 Starfleet Underground to visit the Yum Yum Podcast in May - https://yum-yum-podcast.simplecast.com/

18:10 Time warp...Last Year CBS aired Season 1 of Discovery. - https://www.indiewire.com/2020/08/star-trek-discovery-cbs-fall-broadcast-lineup-1234582630/

18:30 Our Captain is a Granddad Part 2!

19:00 Dammit Q!

19:40 FWIW, 2020 did seem a little long, didn't it?

20:30 Blowing the surprise

21:40 Klingon Gender Reveal Party - https://twitter.com/federation_news/status/1385418724870696960

21:50 Star Trek: Enterprise "Shadows of P'Jem"

22:20 Teaser - "Actions Have Consequences"

23:00 Emo Vulcans

24:30 The Vulcans are Voyeurs In Disguise

24:40 The SHOCKER!

26:20 Something in common with the Vulcans

28:10 Vulcan Rage Quit

29:11 Act I - "A Series of Unfortunate Events"

30:00 T'Pol is not upset

32:19 Familiar Vulcan Names

33:00 T'Pol's Guilt?

34:09 Phlox - Voice of reason & logic

35:16 Party in Decon!

35:30 Archer's Out

36:45 Visiting vs. Surprise Attack

37:50 Act II - "Not the Fun Kind of Bondage"

38:50 Vulcans aren't supposed to lie

39:45 The cook?!

40:20 Jeff Kober - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0462116/?ref_=tt_cl_t14

41:45 Is that chicken with corn in it?

42:20 Break-dancing Bondage

43:00 Love Shack Baby!

44:20 Freedom! Oh wait...

45:00 Reed and Tucker

45:40 Space Depot?

47:20 Bonded with Bondage

48:00 Trip: All hung up...on.

49:00 Vulcan word for Daddy

49:30 Act III - "Fancy Meeting You Here"

50:00 Rescuers needed rescuing

51:00 The Guys

51:30 Can't sleep

52:30 Eat it!

53:40 Food that's blinking

54:45 Reed's team?

56:20 Andorian Reveals

56:50 Act IV - "The Clash"

57:30 Vulcans bring the BOOM

1:00:00 A moment of quiet

1:00:30 T'Pol goes slo-mo

1:01:50 My officer, My responsibility

1:02:30 Act V - "Hey! Let's Prank the Vulcans"

1:03:00 T'Pol cleans up real nice

1:03:45 The Vulcan Out

1:04 15 Sickbay and Chill

1:05:45 You should be the one dying, not her.

1:06:30 Logical Genocide?

1:07:55 What did Heather think?

1:09:30 Shady Vulcans

1:11:30 Next week: "Shuttlepod One"

1:13:00 I will find you...You're Dead

1:14:14 Stacy Abrahms Nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize

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Explicit

There's a Klingon raptor stuck in a gas giant! Enterprise to the rescue, but...Who's gonna need rescuing?

Hoshi has trouble shooting her phaser, Reed gets beaten up by a hot Klingon gal, who was chilling in the freezer, T'Pol shows Hoshi how to enhance her calm with finger technique, and then Hoshi tells Malcom to shoot the whole wad below, I mean fire all the photon torpedos and either, save the day, or go out with a bang.

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Episode 66

01:00 https://Patreon.com/StarfleetUnderground

01:15 Tribbles like Cool Ranch Doritos?

01:30 NO KIDS!

02:19 Tribbles Going Nuts - Pics or it didn't...Oh.

02:50 Tribbles have a new word

03:30 Aux Control Dust

04:00 Having your back up

05:00 News: Screen Rant - Picard Season 2 Theory - https://screenrant.com/star-trek-picard-temporal-wars-time-travel-discovery-abrams/

05:35 It's about time

06:05 New: Strange New Worlds Covid Scare - https://trekmovie.com/2021/04/14/some-star-trek-strange-new-worlds-crew-quarantined-after-positive-covid-test-production-continues/

06:50 Star Trek Discovery Season 3 Soundtrack is out - https://trekmovie.com/2021/04/16/star-trek-discovery-season-3-soundtrack-out-now/

07:45 Star Trek: The Motion Picture actual score available on book - https://trekmovie.com/2021/04/14/jerry-goldsmiths-full-orchestral-score-for-star-trek-the-motion-picture-published-as-book-for-first-time/

09:30 Star Trek Action Figures - https://treknews.net/2021/04/13/star-trek-tng-super-7-reaction-figures/

10:00 Captain's Story

11:53 Star Trek: Enterprise - "Sleeping Dogs"

12:00 Teaser - "This is why we need a holodeck"

12:30 Smelly balls are interesting

12:00 Hoshi's a terrible shot

13:30 They always blame it on the weapon

14:00 Some weapons handle differently

15:20 Hoshi will never be my Player 2

16:15 Spray and Pray

16:40 Shooting The Wad

16:55 Act I - "SBD. Silent, but deadly"

17:50 Who's Eddie, and why are they entering him?

18:30 Sexual References

18:45 She was chillin'

19:15 All Klingon Warrior Women

19:50 No cure for the common cold yet?

20:15 The Hoshi Virus?

21:10 What's that smell?

21:20 Targ: It's what's for dinner

21:50 Edible pets

22:15 Also, bacon.

22:50 All CG Targ

23:15 She was Cold as Ice

24:00 Tying in the UT. Just don't add an I

24:30 Best Grappling Demo Ever

25:08 Act II - "Rescue Gone Wrong"

25:30 Shuttles...They only brought two?

26:40 Sending a distress call

27:30 Why do the Klingons want to kill Archer all the time?

28:15 She was stunning

28:45 Such wonderful muscles

29:00 Lying Liars

29:30 Archer's Homework

30:00 It's an easy word. (Learning Klingon)

30:40 Katakana

31:20 Why would a Klingon ever ask for help?

32:00 Act III - "Klingon Psychology"

33:00 The most interesting challenge

35:40 Another Rocky Horror Picture Show reference

36:30 Klingon Honor

38:45 It's Karma, Bitch!

39:20 Welding in the Future. It's the same

40:00 DOTs Sidetrack. Where are they in the other shows?

40:57 Reed Shoots his wad

41:15 Reed is hot-handed

42:00 T'Pol gets hands on with Hoshi

43:50 Masturbation?

44:10 Act IV - "Magically Perfect"

44:40 It was Hoshi's Idea

45:30 It was the pressure!

46:20 Getting it up enough

47:00 I don't know about those humans

47:30 All up in their ship

48:20 The Archer Bitch Slap

49:30 Archer is getting better

50:00 The Vulcan Cheat Code

50:40 Heather's Rant

53:00 Fix the ship, or argue about it?

54:00 What if the Ferengi showed up?

54:50 The decontamination scene

55:10 T'Pol Eye Candy

55:55 Corrupting T'Pol

56:30 Next week - Star Trek Enterprise: "Shadows of P'Jem"

57:30 Thanks for watching!

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Explicit

Doctor Phlox has a Pen Pal, Archer has a moral dilemma, Hoshi does a lot of translation, Cutler kisses Phlox, Trip has something in his eye, Porthos has bad gas, and T'Pol has tooth decay.

The Enterprise may have a Warp Drive, but it won't cure your disease.

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Episode 66

01:00 https://Patreon.com/StarfleetUnderground

01:22 Tribble Playmate Photo-shoot

02:30 Our podcast is not for kids

03:30 Followed by HR - Shout out to @StarfleetHRD

04:30 Returning Guest: Ryan Coyle

05:30 A Klingon walked into a bar...

07:00 Nope, didn't get it in editing either.

07:30 Why isn't LeVar Burton doing Jeopardy yet?

11:00 GLAAD Awards - Star Trek: Discovery won Best Drama

12:04 Remembering Leonard Nimoy available - https://ShopLLAP.com

12:26 New Star Trek movie in 2023!

13:13 Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 2 - Drops August 12!

14:20 Heather and Enterprise

14:50 There's a podcast called Starfleet Underground?

16:30 Ryan's Story

18:20 Yes, we're the one that talks about Tribbles a lot.

18:45 Shout out to Ms. M! Whoever you are.

20:00 Q! in Picard Season 2!

21:00 Official Star Trek Convention Mission: Chicago April, 8-10 2023!

22:30 Our ship, The USS Beutler, Named after Fred. Miss you Fred!

23:00 Westley Crusher to Lower Decks?

24:13 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Dear Doctor"

24:23 Teaser "A Day in the life of Doctor Phlox"

24:45 Morning feeding session

25:30 It would've been a bat!

26:00 Phlox-Centric

26:15 Heather liked it!?

26:30 Perfect example of Star Trek

27:00 De-Worming?

27:20 Sing-a-Long? Turn on the captions!

27:50 Act I - "Pen Pal Letters"

28:45 Heard of Ferengi?

29:00 Watching people watch the movie

29:45 Keeping Quiet?

30:00 Tom Cruise is not in this Episode!

30:30 First touch, and a kiss

31:15 Meet the Valakians - They want Warp Speed!

32:30 Small Ears

32:45 Acts of Human Compassion

33:20 Hoshi - in action!

33:44 Getting to the Jerunds

34:30 Quintessential Star Trek

36:00 Also a Vet

36:20 Attachment to Pets

36:44 Too Much Cheese!

37:30 Dating between a Denobulan and a Human

38:20 Meanwhile, on Babylon 5...

39:15 Let's talk about Sex

40:50 Act II - "Genetically Fucked"

41:30 Eggplants and Washboards

41:50 Tentacles vs Testicles

42:20 The human desire to help

43:00 Unsophisticated, even by human standards

43:29 T'Pol's Arms

43:50 Dental work and sex advice

44:18 Vulcan Dr. Ruth?

45:05 It's like that Seinfeld episode

45:35 Keep an eye on them

46:30 They want that warp drive

46:50 The Menk

47:30 Shouldn't they have masks?

48:00 A planet full of white people

50:20 Not a solution, but help

50:40 CD holders? But, cool bridge shot

51:15 Act III - "Poly Amorous Surprise"

52:00 Friends, but with or without benefits?

52:30 Seeing where it goes

52:45 You need to stick what where?

53:30 Phlox's got game!

54:00 Speaking the same language vs intelligence

55:20 Co-Existence: Are they being treated ok?

56:00 Tik Tik

57:00 Pets

57:30 Assumptions

58:40 Archer understands the Vulcan Angle?

59:20 Is Archer evolving?

59:45 Phlox Rocks!

1:01:20 Act IV - "Shit out of luck"

1:02:14 Being a better leader

1:03:00 The ethical quandary

1:03:20 The right solution...Was there one?

1:03:50 Solving the cheese problem with beans??

1:05:00 Violating the Prime Directive

1:06:00 A different ending

1:07:00 Doing the right thing

1:08:00 A realistic ending

1:08:40 What if they took over the ship?

1:09:10 Just saying no is hard

1:09:30 Pre-warp vs being advanced

1:10:26 You aren't ready for this

1:10:45 Nukes?

1:12:15 Really good episode!

1:12:30 Next Week: "Sleeping Dogs"

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Explicit

What a wonderful example of First Contact - This week an alien ship harasses the Enterprise, Trip gets dumped, and Hoshi goes on a secret mission to find out what Malcom likes to eat.

It's all about cell towers, anal probing, phase cannons, pineapple, and great balls of fire. And not necessarily in that order.

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Episode 65

00:30 The Galley Is Cloudy

01:00 Patreons Get Advanced Guest notice

01:25 Heather makes breakfast - Great Fur-balls of Fire

01:50 Wearing Redshirts?

02:15 Officially not for kids. Nor harming tribbles

02:30 Don't set your balls on fire

02:58 What Ha Happened was...

03:45 Don't touch that button!

04:10 Yes, he's a voyager

04:30 New Patreon member, Lana! Hi! http://patreon.com/starfleetunderground

05:00 Corrections - Or not corrections?

05:50 News - Death! The Final Frontier - https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/mh1dhn/oc_death_the_final_frontier_star_trek_deaths_by/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

06:30 Partially

07:30 The red car/tiny weenie thing

08:14 Shatner is ready to rumble - Inducted into the WWE hall of fame

09:00 Tek Wars - Show, Movies, and Books

09:30 Star Wrestler...SPOCK!

11:00 Babylon 5 watching/re-watching

12:00 First Contact Day! http://Startrek.com/firstcontact #UnitedGives

14:00 Where's the footage!?

15:45 George Takei Fireworks

16:30 The Raw Nerve

17:00 Actors are Divas? WTF?

17:30 Walter Koenig on Babylon 5

18:04 Betazoid Cop?

18:20 Getting that vibe

19:00 Alex Siddig on Apple TV's 'Shantaram'

19:20 Voyager Documentary scores big

21:45 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Silent Enemy"

22:00 Teaser: UFO Sighting

22:30 Putting up a tower, getting all the bars

22:50 If it's green, go red!

24:10 Echo 2 gets some screen time

24:45 Space Breath

26:00 They came and went real quick

26:30 Act I - "Teenage Aliens"

27:30 His Dad was kind of a Dick

28:30 Hoshi's Secret Mission - Are we in 4th grade?

29:30 That big loud sound

30:00 Teenage Aliens from Outer Space!

30:50 Trip's long distance relationship

31:30 Sexting in Space

32:20 Malcom's Family

33:30 Who cleans up after Porthos?

35:00 Enterprise needs a weapons upgrade!

36:25 The USS Weak Sauce

37:00 Act II - "Weapons Upgrade"

37:50 Hawt plate?

39:10 Reed's gonna void the warranty

39:40 More Power!

40:10 Blowing out

40:50 By the book?

41:30 Getting Blown

41:45 The Butt Hatchet Faces!

42:25 Act III - "Anal Probe"

43:40 We CAN eat them and fuck them!

44:00 Anal Probe? They never walk the same ever since!

44:30 Shroomies!

45:00 Alien Voyer-Cam

46:45 The gravity of the situation

47:30 Magnetic Shoes and Safety belts?

48:20 Is that a Katy Perry song?

48:50 Act IV - "Bitch Slap"

50:10 Dr. Phlox - We have the confidential records! Let's look!

51:30 Was he taking the Blue pill?

52:30 Miracles of Modern Starfleet Science

53:00 These phase cannons go to 11.

53:50 Dude! My Dad's ship!

54:00 Silence relations - Buffy, Doctor Who

55:00 The Silence vs The Weeping Angels

56:45 The Tales of Sabrina

57:00 Star Trek: The Cake

57:15 Fish Cake

57:45 Friendly Goth

58:10 Taking the Risk

59:00 Apollo computers vs today's phones

59:20 Overloading your CPU on the moon https://youtu.be/B1J2RMorJXM

1:00:00 Don't leave your communicator on planet

1:00:30 Food out of poop

1:01:00 Sleeping at warp

1:01:30 Echo 3...or 1 again?

1:02:00 Cake and Beer for all!

1:02:50 Hoshi's big box

1:03:30 http://StarfleetUnderground.com

1:03:45 Help us Spay and Neuter Tribbles - http://patreon.com/starfleetunderground

1:04:00 Fat Tribble - That wasn't a chair!

1:05:00 Next week - Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Dear Doctor"

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Explicit

The Enterprise gets zapped at the Great Plume of Agasoria

Phlox has a sleepover, Archer pulls a Ripley, T'Pol is a Time-Travel denier, and

Daniels apologizes for his messy quarters. This week we check out the "Cold Front" on Star Trek: Enterprise

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Episode 64

00:40 Welcome back!

01:00 Shout out to Dom!

01:30 Tribble Shoe Fetish?

01:50 Warning - Not for Kids!

02:25 Get results!

02:40 The stork was wearing a harness

03:00 I Fuck

04:00 Good Morning!

04:30 Installing Otto

04:50 Alarm Bird was Twerking

05:30 http://patreon.com/starfleetunderground

06:00 News - Why hasn't LeVar Burton done Jeopardy yet?!?!?! - http://chng.it/m2GSRQTjzy

08:25 News - Boston Museum of Science honoring Leonard Nimoy - mos.org/nimoy

09:40 New Movie - The Virtuoso - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4136456/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

10:30 George Takei to be at https://www.creationent.com/cal/cemission_lv.html

11:30 William Shatner is 90 and New movie https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6588950/

13:50 To the Journey: Looking Back at Star Trek: Voyager - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6588950/

15:00 Squeaky Girls

16:00 Hanelle Cullpepper - https://trekmovie.com/2021/03/24/hanelle-culpepper-wins-naacp-image-award-for-star-trek-picard/

17:00 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Cold Front"

17:30 Teaser - "Eye Opener"

17:50 The Eye thing

19:10 Act I - "Lightning in a Bottle"

20:00 The Great Plume - It's a Gas

20:30 Tight shots

20:48 Night of Killer Androids

21:30 Daniel's First time

22:15 Yeah, we know about warp drive.

22:45 Full-Tours of the ships

23:00 Pulling something off

24:00 Lights going off

24:40 Dr. Phlox - So Curious! Much IDIC

26:00 Continuing the Circle of Creation

26:30 Exciting four months

27:20 Threatening Books

28:00 B-Movies

28:30 On Broadway

29:00 WAAAAAAAY off track

29:30 Handshakes out of vogue

29:50 Social Distance Anxiety

30:25 Talk to the DOTbot

30:50 Officially giving up

31:00 Grumpy Captain

32:00 Supporting Gay Rights

32:30 Act II - "Daniel's Fish Tail"

33:30 I'm from the future!

33:50 Not my mess! (Yes it is!)

34:00 Come to my quarters

35:00 What's a CD?

36:35 Car Salesmen...In Space?

37:00 It was a job, man!

37:30 The 900 year thing.

38:00 Pre-Burn

39:00 Time-Travel denier. The TARDIS is fake news.

40:00 I'm from the future too!

40:30 Getting a little head

41:15 Eye-Banging

42:00 Act III - "Sleeping with the Fishy's"

43:00 Daniels goes to pieces.

44:30 Going thru the walls..Only the walls

45:15 Hurting your head

45:40 I'm not the bad one

46:00 T'Pol...Don't Say it!!!

46:45 Porthos Translated

48:00 Why did he explode like that?

48:20 Making sense of timelines

49:20 And then someone says...Kelvin

49:30 She does it to herself

50:00 The room has a hot tub?

51:20 Chanting, Honored, Plumed his pants

52:30 Act IV - "Chasing Waterfalls"

53:00 Airlock 101 - aka Ripley in "Aliens"

54:00 Decompressing/Compressing

54:45 Free Falling

55:00 Double Finger Flip-off

56:00 Stormtrooper Shooting Theory

57:30 Conspiracies

59:00 This happened a week later?!

1:00:00 T'Pol stays quiet

1:00:50 That was before...*Rocky's Brain Breaks

1:01:45 I'll help you write it..."Time Travel's Not Real"

1:02:20 Next Week: "Silent Enemy" (not about farting)

1:03:30 Help us Spay and Neuter Tribbles - http://patreon.com/starfleetunderground

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Explicit

It's time for that cargo ship lifestyle, where the food sucks, the warp drive is slow, but the football really flies, and there's plenty of time to increase the crew size! Hey, the Naussicans just showed up, OH! But the Enterprise is here to help, which is wonderful, but don't ask about the meatloaf!

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Episode 63

00:30 Our very own Vulcan Ambassador, T'Pan

01:20 Tribbles gone wild?

03:00 Support us! Patreon.com/starfleetunderground

04:00 News! - Warp Drive on the way?

05:30 Hamster Power!

06:15 Star Trek's Book of Grudge

07:25 March 26th Leonard Nimoy Day in Boston

07:30 Mr. Spock's Little Book of Mindfulness - https://www.amazon.com/dp/1858759536/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_ZWXJYMNC63BM6XWYY7XN

08:40 Miles O'Brien? https://trekmovie.com/2021/03/19/colm-meaney-explains-what-it-would-take-for-him-to-appear-in-star-trek-picard/

10:30 Wondercon at home - https://www.comic-con.org/wca/2020/wonderconhome

11:35 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Fortunate Son"

11:45 Teaser: Slo-mo Pig Skin

12:00 Directed by LeVar Burton

12:30 Tossing conversation

13:00 Space Truckers

14:00 Cargo Bay? Nah, we call it a Cargo Module

15:15 Act I - "No Good Deeds Go Unpunished"

15:45 Visitors? Nah, we're busy, go away!

16:15 Starfleet: the Highway Patrol for Cargo ships?

19:15 Long Road? Never heard of it.

19:50 "Nothing" to do in-between ports

20:15 No Netflix on the ship? Oh hell no!

21:00 Cargo Ship Babies?

21:30 If the Naussicans are knocking...

22:30 Perhaps you should meditate?

23:00 Cook ice cream? (((Red Alert)))

24:20 Act II - "Surprise!"

25:15 How Military People Act

25:30 Daring to find dirt

27:10 Life as a Boomer

28:00 Warping Speeds

29:00 Going off-Grid

30:00 Mystery Meals vs Food on Enterprise (except the meatloaf)

30:50 Abandon your family lately?

31:30 What happened to the Horizon?

31:50 Dude's a Buzzkill

32:25 Holodeck on the mind?

33:00 Points of view and Family Legacy

34:00 Alternative Lifestyles

34:30 Bring on the DOTS!

35:00 T'Pol's great with the kids!

36:40 Play is important

37:10 Getting Played - It's a TRAP!

37:40 Phlox can get down

38:00 I was expecting this

39:30 Irrational Behavior

40:00 How to serve Revenge

40:30 Act III - "The Rabbit and the Tortoise"

42:30 Other ideas vs Inflict Damage!

43:30 Perhaps...RAMMING SPEED!!!

44:00 Blinded by Revenge

44:15 We've got to save them

44:45 Human code of behavior?

46:00 Honorable Shale

46:30 Who fired first? And why?

48:00 Ejecting your pod

48:30 Protecting yourself

49:00 Torturing for truth? Bad idea.

49:45 Why Poker is important? I'll never tell.

50:10 Fucking Pokerface lyrics

52:00 Act IV - "Oops!"

52:12 Enterprise finally finds someone with less firepower!

52:46 They don't really have Holodecks, do they?

53:40 Shots!Shots!Shots!Shots!Shots!Shots!

54:00 Substitute a Juice! Perhaps a warrior's drink!

55:00 We don't got this! Run!

55:15 They were shooting exactly like Stormtroopers!

56:00 Starfleet Crew vs Cargo Crew

56:30 The sound of a bullet missing

57:00 The real cargo Captain

57:30 Come on Archer, Have a drink with me!

57:50 Alternate Ending? The Plant wins!

59:00 Grizzled and Caring vs Inexperience

1:00:00 Young and Dumb

1:00:45 The bigger picture

1:01:00 Travis is a cool dude

1:01:20 Think you're doing the right thing? Hitler...

1:01:45 Getting along with the neighbor

1:02:00 Mugger's wallet

1:02:20 Prison Pocket?

1:02:30 Run the ship vs. lead the ship

1:03:13 Go Getter

1:03:20 Have a Coffee Thermos? Just a few

1:04:00 Get that to go!

1:04:50 Next Week: Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Cold Front"

1:06:00 Appearance on Geek Authority on YouTube?

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The Enterprise crew visits a pre-warp planet. But someone else was there first, and they seem to be poisoning the groundwater and causing the natives to get sick.

Trip breaks into an antique shop, Archer has a translator malfunction. T'pol is stunning, and Hoshi...Where did Hoshi go? Has anyone seen Hoshi?

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00:00 Episode 62

00:30 Patreon.com/starfleetunderground

01:20 Big Thumb

01:40 Rough Rider

02:00 PlayTribble?

02:15 #NotAllTribbles

02:50 No Kids warning!

03:15 It's not a cowboy thing

03:40 Bad joke here

05:15 News: Sonequa in Space Jam!

05:50 Someone got written out

06:00 Pepe Le Pew Stinks

07:50 Bad housekeeping

09:20 Cartoons not for children?

11:30 RIP Cliff Simon

13:09 WonderCon@Home 2021

14:25 The Center Seat coming to History Channel this September 8th

15:30 Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is under production w/ 5 new regular actors

16:15 Pike and Spock fan fiction?

16:35 Patreon.com/starfleetunderground

17:30 Tribble Postcards?

17:45 Knitting mad

18:07 The Gold Standard

18:50 ...is Anal

19:48 Star Trek: Enterprise - Season 1 "Civilization"

20:00 Teaser "M is for Mystery"

20:40 Pranks - Googly Eyes on Tribbles

21:10 Don't use Gorilla Glue w/ Tribbles

21:32 Fine sand

22:00 Captain Commando

22:10 Classic Star Trek open

22:30 Oh, there's a Class M Planet!

23:00 Directed by V'Ger? - Mike Vejar

23:50 At least it wasn't Va Jay Jay

24:00 Act I - "Archer Knows Best"

24:40 Archer's a Dick

25:00 Let's go and role-play!

25:15 Science Officer Advice

26:00 T'Pol lets her hair down

26:45 Why the cornfields?

27:40 Neutrino Emissions

28:10 Indoor Plumbing

28:30 Act II - "Enterprise Crop Circles"

29:30 Sonic Screwing?

30:00 Pulling a Kirk

30:55 T'Pol is Stunning

31:30 Lying - The key to gay guy relationships

32:00 Breaking and Entering...Again!

32:30 Transporters solve all your problems!

33:20 Where's Hoshi?

35:00 Super Sales Guy

36:15 If I were an alien on another planet...

38:35 Escape Room Level 2

38:50 Act III - "Translator Malfunction"

39:45 Time to say no

40:10 Archer's bold move

40:20 Intergalactic Herpes

40:30 What if they're Nose Lickers? Eyebrow Suckers?

40:45 Thumb up a butt

41:00 Rebooting Universal Translator

41:20 Odd Coincidence

41:40 What ifs?

42:45 Handiwork

43:15 How to bow down!

44:10 Old School

44:30 Universal Concept of Bras for Alien women

45:45 Going Commando?

46:00 TOS women's outfits

46:30 Patrick is...fine.

46:46 Malurians and Nomad's eventuality

48:00 Space Dragon! Run!

49:00 This woman is chill. Could it be the tea?

49:35 Is that really your face?

49:45 Drink some tea. Now bend over!

50:20 Act IV - "Transporter Saves the Day...Again."

51:00 Maybe a "Tad" re-written

51:15 Which button?

52:18 That sign says to Kiss?

52:30 Tonguing

52:50 What's a Trigger?

53:15 Don't point it towards Darwin

54:15 Enterprise gets out gunned again

54:30 Grappling

55:00 Trip vs. the Vulcan Woman...Why?

55:30 The Woman saved the day

56:00 Another Woman saves the day

56:30 Translator break again?

56:50 Gurl, I met this space man...

57:15 Evil Malurians

58:00 Where's my flying skateboard? And we have shitty replicators

58:45 They recorded a scene on the day of 9/11

59:00 Thumb in the butt will typically change a mood.

1:00:00 Kiss or not kiss the girl?

1:00:20 Who became dinner?

1:00:40 Next week: "Fortunate Son"

1:01:01 Scooby Doo-ish

1:01:50 Patreon.com/starfleetunderground

1:02:30 The show ends?

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The Enterprise encounters a giant comet. Malcom & Travis make a snowman. The kids find out about poop. Trip learns T'pol's dirty secrets. A Vulcan comes to dinner with little interest in humans. T'Pol eats some pie. Archer grabs a joystick. And Vulcans like to watch.

Yum Yum! Our special guests this week are Ryan & Rachel from the Yum Yum Podcast

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00:00 Episode 61

00:45 Guests today! Ryan & Rachel Sliwinski from the Yum Yum Podcast!

02:30 No kids zone...But someone got the crayons

03:00 Too sexual and Yum Yum. AI Sausage?

03:30 Rocky is being the MAN THING

04:20 Blow Job

04:45 DOT Bots can cry?

06:00 Hey Kids! - GTFO!

06:51 News: Paramount+ in the US! (Not in the AUS!)

07:45 Aussie BUGS!

08:30 Pepe Le Pew #MeToo'd

10:30 VPN! The new UPN!

11:25 Not news: Americans are Assholes

11:44 Captain Proton before 31? You'll notice Heather upset

12:10 News 46th Saturn Award Nominations - Patrick Stewart, Sonequa Martin-Green, Doug Jones, Isa Briones, Jeri Ryan, & Kate Mulgrew

13:00 Star Trek: Voyager Documentary News!

16:00 Starfleet Underground Patreon! patreon.com/starfleetunderground

18:20 Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1 - "Breaking The Ice"

18:40 Teaser - "Intergalactic Tourist Trap"

19:20 One Big Sperm (Emmy Award Nominated!)

19:50 Pictures of a Vulcan Stare Down

20:30 Is Trip racist on purpose?

22:20 Yum Yum has a Patreon too! patreon.com/yumyumpod

22:50 Trip's accent

24:50 Eye Candy missing from this episode?

25:20 Archer does the MAN THING - HR!!!

26:30 Archer Emotinally Vacant?

29:40 Where's the Skip?

30:00 Suffering in Solidarity

31:05 Faith of the Heart vs Code of Honor?

31:30 Act I - "Everyone Has Their Kinks"

32:12 Sliding Secret DM's

33:00 Likes to watch

34:36 Communication? That does not happen in America

36:00 Early Vulcans and Early Starfleet

36:30 Especially Americans can't communicate

36:50 Someone fell in a hole, and someone didn't want to send a message thru proper channels

37:30 Nobody brought a ladder?

38:00 Writers and Mary Jane

39:40 Shipping T'pol and Trip?

40:16 Double Entendre

40:50 Focus

41:00 "I'm Fine"

42:20 The Thrust of the Story

43:00 She ate a pie, that was sweet

43:45 Confiding in Trip

45:00 Choice in the matter

45:30 Getting to the Poop section

45:36 Act II - "Snow Day"

46:30 Do you want to build a racist snowman?

47:15 What an asshole? Invited to Dinner

48:15 T'Pol is adapting, logically

48:40 T'Pol Reacts

49:20 Translating...He said WHAT?!

49:45 Vulcans are good guys :)

50:45 School kids not moving the plot

51:00 How do you poop in space? How does the replicator work?

51:45 Poocan Pie

52:00 The Corn Connection. Yum Yum

52:30 Phlox and Space Germs

53:30 We love Phlox!

54:10 Parallels between Voyager's Doc and Enterprise's Doc

55:50 The Vulcan Dinner scene Vs. the Kids scene

56:30 Does Archer like his job?

57:30 the Enterprise writing vs Picard

58:45 American's Communication - Jean Luc is French

59:30 Playin' in the snow - Malcom boring?

1:00:00 Every action has an equal and opposite reaction?

1:01:20 Arranged Vulcan Marriage - This is the way

1:04:00 Act III - "Shit hits the fan"

1:04:40 T'Pols PJ's and "TIGHT" beams

1:06:20 Physics

1:07:50 Move like you got a purpose!

1:08:15 Heavy Shuttle pods?

1:08:50 Do main characters die?

1:10:00 Make the comet more interesting?

1:11:00 People Pervin' out

1:11:40 Ending Dinner

1:12:40 Act IV - "Grappling Hook Gaffes"

1:13:30 Grappling with Grappling

1:14:20 Prequel Tech?

1:17:35 The Joy of Joysticks

1:19:00 American Pies

1:20:30 Poop was more important

1:21:15 Twerk for me!

1:24:00 The pie gets eaten

1:25:35 Next week: "Civilization"

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T'Pol's nasal numbing agent wears off. Archer loses a blanket. Trip fixes up an old Vulcan radio. And, Phlox eats somebody's celery? We meet the Andorians, who suspect the Vulcans have a secret listening post, and beat up Archer for telling the truth. Plus, the Vulcans have a huge blowing face in the wall.

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00:00 Episode 60

00:57 Not made for kids!

01:30 Someone's deleting her files

02:24 OnlyFurs.com

02:55 #1 is Probably a Panda

03:15 1699...and counting...

03:45 Feeling it

04:00 Headphone warning: A loud check on corrections

04:40 News: Coming soon in 2021: New Star Trek: Prodigy, Lower Decks, Discovery, and possibly Strange New Worlds

05:14 News: Another show for kids? BET?

05:40 News: Sign up for Paramount Plus

06:45 News: Star Trek: Prodigy first image

07:10 News: Star Trek: Prodigy on Paramount Plus FIRST before (Nickelodeon)

08:00 News: Possible Q in Star Trek: Picard

09:30 The captain tells a really horrible joke

12:15 Star Trek: Enterprise S1 "The Andorian Incident"

12:40 Teaser - "He who hesitates is lost"

13:00 Jeffery Combs is awesome

13:40 Who were they going to use instead of Andorians?

15:00 Sounds of Gorn

15:14 Gorn in a Scone

15:50 Andorian Antennas

16:24 Act I - "Actions Speak Louder Than Words"

17:30 The last thing you want to bring is your human friends

18:05 Phlox lives dangerously

18:30 Phlox knows IDIC

19:25 Dodge Ball

19:45 Don't be taking my celery stick

20:15 Don't Spork a Tribble

20:30 Something was amiss

21:25 A pissed off Vulcan

21:45 Pet my stone

22:00 Hiding Andorian

23:00 Face on the wall is blowing

23:30 Risa Glory Holes?

24:15 Gender Reveal Party

24:30 Archer Dropping In

25:15 Bad Tourist Archer

25:30 A Tribble ran across the console

26:00 Act II - "You made your bed, now lie in it"

27:00 No tech...except for maybe that old broken transmitter

27:30 I'll enjoy having you.

28:15 Don't put those antennas in there!

28:30 Uncle Floyd

29:00 Is Archer a lightweight?

29:25 Why isn't this a procedure yet?

30:30 Captain Kirk's Classes

30:50 Captain Kirk's Flow-Chart

32:20 Flare for the Dramatic, Scooby Doo Shit

33:10 A LOT of spider webs

33:45 They come out your butt, of course they're flammable

34:00 That's our Junk Room

34:15 Small Room Smells

35:15 Nasal Numbing Chest Purse

36:00 When Heather was a Dabo Dealer...

36:50 Just like Scooby Doo!

37:30 Never met a busted radio I couldn't fix

38:00 Potato Power!

38:20 Dead Body Resistance

38:45 Murdering for Dummies!

39:20 Act III - "All for one and one for all"

39:55 Archer gets his ass kicked again

40:40 HUUUUGE Face conception

42:00 Pon Farr Face

42:15 Transporter Warning Tags? Fear of a Beaming

43:45 Noticing a Discharge

44:00 Fear of an exploding console

45:20 Why a Transporter?

46:30 The Blanket Scene

48:15 Archer KNOWS!

48:30 Act IV - "No Good Deed Goes Unpunished"

49:30 You never looked behind the sheet?

50:30 Turns out they got HBO and Showtime! Even Paramount Plus!

51:30 Not a tough Vulcan

52:10 You just got knocked the fuck out!

52:30 Christmas on P'Jem

53:00 Dishonest Vulcans - Archer gets pissed

53:40 Archer and Shran Bromance

54:45 Droopy Antenna? There's a pill for that

55:00 Andorians vs Vulcans

56:00 We're not spying!

56:30 Mating Rituals - Hey, I'll kill this guy for you

57:30 Big or Small screen - We love Jeffery Combs

58:00 Blue Phasers

58:20 Smurf this!

58:35 Next week: Star Trek: Enterprise - "Breaking the Ice"

59:00 Free Britney!

59:40 Coming soon: Patreon!

1:00:00 I don't know these people...

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Travis surfs the Spacebook, Reed gets free dinner concert, and a bullet in the leg, and Archer can't even make a proper first contact with his own species. The Enterprise visits Terra Nova - Where the Diggers are delicious, the natives have machine guns, nobody likes shale. Not even @Erick Avari!

-Brought to you by Section 31-

00:00 Episode 59

00:34 Long Cloak

01:00 Energy Efficiency

01:30 Stan the Tribble is so transparent

02:30 Ghost Tribble

02:45 Presence

03:20 NO KIDS!

03:50 #'s 1 and #'s 2

04:20 9 nien 9

05:00 Shout out to @Science_Division on Instagram

05:45 No Corrections

06:30 Rocky and Heather on @StarDateToday https://youtu.be/id6fcX2zi_w

07:00 #Tribbledicks #TardigradeBoobs Clitwithahat

08:28 News: Star Trek Picard: Season 2 - https://screenrant.com/star-trek-picard-season-2-filming-confirmed/

08:50 News: Billy Campbell - reprising Okona role on Star Trek: Prodigy https://trekmovie.com/2021/02/17/billy-campbell-talks-reprising-and-redeeming-his-okona-character-on-star-trek-prodigy/

10:10 Thinking of Texas

11:20 The whole Twitter thing

13:00 Woman in Motion was AWESOME! Nichelle Nichols movie https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4512946/

15:00 Star Trek: Enterprise - "Terra Nova"

15:15 Teaser: "Ghost Town"

15:30 Travis was on Terra Nova's Blog

16:00 What happened to the Roanoke Colony?

16:45 A Mystery!

17:00 First LeVar Burton Directed Enterprise Episode

17:25 New Earth and That looks like the makeup guy!

18:00 Act I: "Ghosted"

18:30 Breaking and Entering into Caves

19:10 Sexy Saunter

19:30 History Lessons

20:09 The Great Experiment

20:40 Leave no Reed behind, except under fire

21:11 Self-Pumping

22:06 Someone's watching us

22:30 Who shot first? (The man did)

23:10 Set to: bullets

23:50 Tribble Ghost

24:30 Act II: "Ghost Hunt"

24:50 Just put your hands in the air!

25:45 Archer Fails at First Contact Diplomacy

26:30 Latter Day Saints Repelling

27:45 Erick Avari!

28:30 Which Planet of the Apes?

29:00 Mary Carver

29:45 Do not adjust your ears, our captain's mic improved

30:00 Language is Shale!

30:30 Plot moves - Phlox can cure Lung Cancer!

31:00 Nobody likes to be scanned

31:25 Way, way over-side

31:50 That's Shale!

32:10 Are cave-people claustrophobic?

32:30 Little Injection

32:50 Act III: "Ghost Rider"

33:20 Hole in the Ground

33:50 Trust building

34:15 Can I get a ladder?

34:30 White man can't climb

34:45 Didn't you have a phase pistol?

35:15 Moving Wood and working together

35:50 What section are we in? Oops!

36:00 Digger Meat Dinner

36:50 Boomstick

37:00 Sharing his meat and a concert

37:40 They blogged everything on SpaceBook

38:30 Memory jogging

38:50 Denobulan mention

39:30 Act IV: "Ghost Busters"

40:00 Paperwork

40:30 Quick Finish

40:50 None of that Shale!

41:20 Take them back to Earth?

41:40 Terra Nova is not Terralysium?

42:52 The Audacity of Assuming - We Know Best!

43:30 How about the southern hemisphere?

43:50 This is what really happened (may not actually be what happened)

44:20 I want some BBQ'd Digger!

44:44 Other Mysteries of the World! Amelia Earhart found in Star Trek: Voyager

45:15 Was it a bad episode?

46:05 REALLY Good Flan and Battlestar

47:30 The Truth about Tribbles

48:00 Next week: "The Andorian Incident"

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