Stargatezing

A billionaire builds an Asgard! Thor is actually available for once! Mary is cool with being a Borg if it improves her marathon time!

We spend more time talking about dip, Steves, and montages than is probably reasonable. There's some Stargate stuff in there too.

What catches more attention than a gold forehead tattoo? Being a giant man dressed like you just stepped out of the 70s and taking down a bunch of thugs with a large audience of bystanders. In other news, Pete used his stalking skills for good this time.

We're gonna go out on a limb here, but we're pretty anti-suicide and anti-child-labor. Thankfully the SG Atlantis team is too.

Hopeless Teal'c is a sad thing to see, but of course the rest of the team has his back. And Kathy is willing to scare the crap out of people for altruistic purposes so she's got our backs too.

The Earth People and the Athosians don't trust each another. Who could have guessed that? We could. We guessed that.

A devastating war has broken out on a planet. But who cares about all that death and destruction? All that really matters is how it all affects Daniel.

A bunch of stuff happens but none of that is important. All that matters is that we finally learn what happened to the back of Kawalsky's head.

Jack struggles with his new job. Dr. Lee struggles with a giant plant. Some random delegates struggle with negotiations. Ba'al struggles with getting Camulus handed over to him. Life is hard at the SGC.

This episode seems very familiar. Don't they have any A"new"bis ideas?