Stargatezing

Never take suppositories by IV and don’t eat pizza from random doctors who are holding you captive. Also don’t drink orange juice with your ham and cheese sandwich. That’s gross. Only user 4574 does that. But do go ahead and put gummi bears in your beer. That’s tasty.

a.k.a. The Curse of Sam Carter

a.k.a. Everything’s More Fun With Tribbles

a.k.a. The Toilet Goes Both Ways

a.k.a. Universe’s Most Effective Smug-Face Competition

a.k.a. Gym Scotch

a.k.a. Heroic Scraps of Paper

Omoc's funeral is very small and sad. Probably because he was terrible. Turns out a lot of other Tollan are kinda terrible too (but for different reasons). Mary's apartment smells like rotten pumpkin. Schrodinger is fat and happy somewhere and definitely not dead. Special Guest Appearance: Kathy's Wind Chimes

Jack doesn't play well with others. Marduklarin was forced to play with others when he had to find a new host. Mary doesn't have time to play with others.

"The episode was boring. There was a lot of Unas speaking Unas language and Daniel haphazardly trying to translate and they were taken as slaves and then they got free the end." - Mary

We're starting to worry about the SGC. Hammond makes an especially bad decision and Dr. Frasier is really a pretty terrible doctor. On top of that, Daniel just can't stop touching stuff. On the bright side, Cassandra gets turned into an X-Man!

Sam plays with her food again. Jack gets mad again. Hammond wastes a MALP again. Teal'c waits outside again. The science is really bad again.

Today we talk all about anatomy and physiology exams, President John Tyler, industrial piercings, the red phone, phone operators, what acetylcholine does, and how Botox works. Also Q shows up again to menace SG 60%.

Don't be creepy, whether you're a human, a Q, or any other type of alien.

The moral of the story is "Never trust a smiley Jaffa."