Stargatezing

Daniel still can't stop touching stuff. And for a bunch of macguffin reasons, it ends worse for him than usual this time.

Welcome to Latona! A wretched hive with one normal way in and one back way. Where we hide our most precious technology in an obvious pile of wood and Kathy's brother is actually a Jaffa!

Some people just never learn. LIKE THE ENTIRE SGC for example. Also we ask the important questions in life, such as, "Does Hammond wear tear-away pants?" And Kathy shares some good advice on life, like "Don't befriend people who clearly want to destroy you."

Never trust the orderly from "While You Were Sleeping" if he sends you on a suicide mission.

It’s just "Armageddon" but with more Canadians.

Daniel continues to be bad at his job, the Tok'ra don't really understand geometry. Yet again, a person admits to loving Sam and then immediately dies.

Daniel's going on a covert op! What could go wrong? Remember Zipacna? Neither did we, but he's back. The Tokra are all wearing pants for once, but then they're caught with them down. Maybe that's why they don't like to wear pants.

Teal'c gets stuck in the transporter...er, um, stargate. Jack and Maybourne have an adventure. Sam gets saddled with a useless misogynist. Q gets arrested! Somehow Daniel is a better mediator than the actual mediator.

Somebody call Senator Kinsey! The SGC hatch budget is out of control!

The real deal O'Neill is stuck babysitting Marty again. Teal'c brushes up on his culinary skills. Sam continues to be bad ass, and in heels no less. Daniel...is also there.