Stargatezing

Teal'c's in the hospital! He's a fireman! He has no tattoo! But then he does! He's a Jaffa! And he's in the SGC! And on a battlefield! Don't worry, T. Daniel will make it all better.

The SGC's lax security and SG1's tendency to blindly trust everyone they meet gets them in trouble. This description could also be applied to just about every other episode.

This is a boring and uneventful podcast description to match a boring and uneventful episode of Stargate SG1.

Why is everyone so wet? Can an eye on the back of your head and a three-fingered hand really be considered anatomical improvements? How great would it be to use your own eyes as flashlights? To reconstitute a liquified human, what percentage of the puddle needs to be put into a sarcophagus? Once again we're left with many questions and few answers.

All salad and no utopia make Maybourne something something...

When Jack is accused of fake murder, SG 3/4 must clear his name. Teal'c wins at life with stylish outfits, surprise cold cocking, and and the best interrogation skills.

Don't worry, the government is totally not tracking you through your medication.

We all know that you have to suspend disbelief with sci-fi shows, but we draw the line at being asked to believe that an entire city could be put under full lockdown with no protests or consequences.

The Asgard have a bad idea to stop the replicators. When it doesn't work, they have another bad idea for how to fix it. SG1 knows it's a bad idea but then decides to help anyway. This is also a bad idea. This is then followed by a further series of bad ideas. But at least there's ice cream!

You will learn more about spam than you probably ever wanted to know and Kathy offers up free virtual hugs! There's also clacky keyboards, Sam doing some MacGyvering, and Teal'c doing some acrobatics. It's got a little something for everyone!

Pangolins try to sell SG-1 on the miracle of green coffee bean extract, but it turns out it's just Tok'ra goo from a Hagfish sack. Elsewhere, Jonas and Teal'c examine an ancient dick pic, Jack and Sam talk to a lot of people, and hagfish biology is whatever we want it to be. And don't forget, no one expects the wine clown.