PWALTER FINALLY GETS A NAME!

Jack wears some big pants. Maybourn uses the internet! Kinsey has a very good boy. Bauer, the new boss, will not let Sam Sam it out. Daniel and Teal'c disapprove.

We discuss power washing simulators, the history of dyes, and children's songs. Also SG1 does some stuff.

Daniel bickers with some old friends while running around the world, stealing artifacts, Teal'c and Jack spend some quality time with each other and a bunch of mosquitos. Everyone else hangs out at the SGC with a slimy, dead hagfish. It's a very relationship-building episode.

Jack does some math and doesn't like the answer. Teal'c teal'c'splains physics. Sam sams out a solution. Daniel unsuccessfully tries his hand at improv.

Jack is impatient as always but comes around in the end. Daniel and Sam have fun with playing dumb. Teal'c is just vibing. Life is good.

Even without their memories, SG-1's gotta SG-1.

Vampires have managed to figure out a way around the whole 'UV is deadly' thing, but SG1 and the Enkarans? Not so much. Too bad another society already has dibs on the low-UV planet that they want.

Here lies Robert Rothman.

You weren't on that often.

You'd study and sneeze,

since all nerds have allergies.

Had you crystal skull in your head,

maybe you wouldn't be dead.

Surprise! Kathy's back! Surprise! The Russians have a Stargate! Surprise! Deanna Markov needs SG-1's help! Surprise! Maybourne is frozen! Surprise! The science passes Mary's very high standards!