Martooth sonic screwdrives Sam’s head so they can escape the prison they broke into. Daniel talks to friends on his little communication device. Jack has too many surprises and all the "Wizard of Oz" references. SG-1 loves prison!

Daniel is ready to jump into the dating pool again but his taste in woman is…questionable. It’s ok though. The rest of the team is there to judge him for his bad choices.

Daniel gets a pass for his bad behavior for once, Sha're loses her accent, and Kathy and Mary have some major issues saying names.

Jack gets dressed down by a captain and is called an underlining by Master Teal’c. Hammond is a lord. Rank means nothing anymore.

Jack chews some dirty ground straw. Daniel mumbles. Teal'c does not weigh the same as a duck. Sam's there, too...

Aris Boch learns that maybe the real roshna is the friends we made along the way.

Happy Holidays!

Science, blah blah blah, goatees, blah dee blah, Kawalsky!

It’s a good thing our education system doesn’t work like this or else Mary wouldn’t have a job.

When you see zombies, think aliens, not schizophrenia.