Baby hagfish run amok while Jonas Quinn eats his way through small-town America. Don't worry, friends, the NID are all over it.

Mary's sick. SG1 is sick. The scientists in Antartica are sick. The rando they dug out of the ice is sick. Everyone's sick. Everything is the worst. But on the bright side, Dr. Fraiser's got a new transporter double!

Teal'c doles out the life advice that one should hold their breath for an excessively long time. Pwalter wears his glasses on his head. Teal'c also has concerns that Jonas wants to start an alien conspiracy. Davis delivers his lines from right on top of Jacob's shoulder. It's a weird episode.

Rodney ruins everything. Jonas Quinn can't lose. Jack is good at cake but bad at elevators. Anubis continues to be a rather feckless villain. And we finally learn how they got the gate into the mountain. But then the gate explodes. If only there was another one around somewhere.

Kathy wins the lottery but then claims to lose it so she doesn’t have to share. Sam wears a blue uniform jacket. Jonas is stuck cleaning out all Daniel’s crap bc the team doesn’t want to do it yet again. Mary finally learns what her uncle was REALLY doing with his career. We also learn that Kathy’s true purpose in life is simply to make Mary’s existence just a little bit worse. And some other Stargate stuff happens too.

Just convenient plot devices all the way down.

Daniel still can't stop touching stuff. And for a bunch of macguffin reasons, it ends worse for him than usual this time.

Welcome to Latona! A wretched hive with one normal way in and one back way. Where we hide our most precious technology in an obvious pile of wood and Kathy's brother is actually a Jaffa!

Some people just never learn. LIKE THE ENTIRE SGC for example. Also we ask the important questions in life, such as, "Does Hammond wear tear-away pants?" And Kathy shares some good advice on life, like "Don't befriend people who clearly want to destroy you."

Never trust the orderly from "While You Were Sleeping" if he sends you on a suicide mission.