Stargatezing

Dogs make for some challenging podcasting. Kathy and Mary come up with some ways that gate technology can save the planet, while also tackling questions like "Can we ever really know we haven't killed someone in cold blood?" Finally, Martooth gets a replacement, although the new guy's teeth aren't nearly as glorious.

When SG-1 is kidnapped by Lord Zoolander, it's up to two bickering nerds to save the day.

Everybody on whatever Jonas's planet is called dangles boatloads of naquadria in the SGC's face in exchange for a little (or a lot) of defensive (or offensive) weaponry. Meanwhile, Jonas continues to make himself at home in Daniel's office, drinking water by the bucket.

It was a really interesting and high stakes episode! Or a really boring slog of an episode. It depends on which host you ask. But the one thing Mary and Kathy agree on is that implanting human or animal teeth into one's own mouth is disgusting.

Baby hagfish run amok while Jonas Quinn eats his way through small-town America. Don't worry, friends, the NID are all over it.

Mary's sick. SG1 is sick. The scientists in Antartica are sick. The rando they dug out of the ice is sick. Everyone's sick. Everything is the worst. But on the bright side, Dr. Fraiser's got a new transporter double!

Teal'c doles out the life advice that one should hold their breath for an excessively long time. Pwalter wears his glasses on his head. Teal'c also has concerns that Jonas wants to start an alien conspiracy. Davis delivers his lines from right on top of Jacob's shoulder. It's a weird episode.

Rodney ruins everything. Jonas Quinn can't lose. Jack is good at cake but bad at elevators. Anubis continues to be a rather feckless villain. And we finally learn how they got the gate into the mountain. But then the gate explodes. If only there was another one around somewhere.

Kathy wins the lottery but then claims to lose it so she doesn’t have to share. Sam wears a blue uniform jacket. Jonas is stuck cleaning out all Daniel’s crap bc the team doesn’t want to do it yet again. Mary finally learns what her uncle was REALLY doing with his career. We also learn that Kathy’s true purpose in life is simply to make Mary’s existence just a little bit worse. And some other Stargate stuff happens too.

Just convenient plot devices all the way down.