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The discussion revolves around humorous anecdotes shared by Bob, Miles, and their friend Pablo, particularly focusing on a recent podcast episode that humorously explored the phrase "balls deep." They reflect on the unexpected popularity of this segment, with fans enjoying the crude humor and even influencing conversation at home. The conversation takes a turn as Miles recounts a bizarre incident involving his wife's broken toenail, which she playfully presented to him in the dark. This leads to laughter and further discussions about their past antics, including a previous prank involving toenails. The group also shares stories about home renovations, bathroom experiences, and the joys (or challenges) of aging, especially regarding toilet heights. They bond over their shared comedic perspectives on life and bodily functions, emphasizing the absurdity of their experiences. As they reminisce about everyday occurrences, the humor stems from their candidness and willingness to share the ridiculous moments that life throws their way. Overall, the conversation encapsulates a light-hearted take on friendship, humor, and the often mundane aspects of life.

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Rob from YMIS (Your Most Interesting Story) Podcast drops in to figure out what happened in 1955 in Hopkinsville, KY. We talk about the Kentucky Goblins and what all transpired, plus a few side chats. Listen to find out more.

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A Kentucky Goblin song by Rob from YMIS podcast

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Hey, everybody, and welcome to a conversation about the Kentucky Goblins, of all things. I've got Rob from The Most Interesting Story with me here again today. Last time we talked about dogmen or dog people. I don't know. We never did actually go down the path of gendering dogmen. No, we didn't figure out the pluralization either. Yeah, I don't, yeah. I don't know about that. We should have looked up and seen what the Spanish and French people had to say about it. But anyway, this time we're talking about the Kentucky Goblins. And as far as I know, they're totally asexual. But we may find out later. How's it going, Rob? It's going fantastic, Bob. Thanks. Thanks for having me on again. So, you know, this is a really interesting case. It has multiple…multiple names to it, right? So it's also called the Hopkinsville Encounter. It's also called the Kelly Green Men case because the family's last name was Kelly, who had the experience, right? So it goes by many names, and we're going to talk about them as the Kentucky Goblins because it sounds like a sports team, possibly from your alma mater down there in Kentucky. I don't know. That would be a good sports team. I know because I had the new people who went to school there, but there's a place called Murray State in Kentucky. It's in Murray, Kentucky of all places. Their mascot is the Racers. The horses. Murray Racers is what they were. I always thought that was one of the best sports collegenon popular. I don't know what you'd call it. It's not like big 10 or any of that kind of stuff. They're just the regular old school, but Murray racers, I thought was really good. So maybe there's a community college in Kentucky called the goblins. We'll have to look that up. Is Duke in Kentucky. I should know. This is, I think Duke's North Carolina. I knew that. Right. Sorry. All right. I'm glad you do. I thought there was a, there was maybe it's Kentucky. Yeah. It's like the larger Kentucky University. Maybe that's what I'm thinking of. Now, here in St. Louis, there is a private university called St. Louis University, and their mascot is the Billiken, which is a goblin-like creature. Really? Yeah, the Billikens. It's like a little gremlin, gobliny, kind of weird-looking thing. Couldn't he play for the Washington Redskins quarterback? Could be.I'm not sure about that. Oh, is his name Billiken? I think so. Billiken, Billy Kilmore, something like that. Oh, maybe. Well, Billiken's a big thing here in St. Louis with St. Louis University. But again, they're not any kind of big university, like other ones. I don't even know which ones. I don't even follow college sports. I just follow mascots, apparently. Yeah. You got all the flags up and you just stood at the mascot. That's right. There was a movie called Mascots. I have not watched it, but now I feel like I should after all this. Well, you've got to check out Mascots Memories. It's one of the episodes on Your Most Interesting Story, which is actually an interview with a former professional sports team. I actually listened to that. I did. I had listened to that. He was the –Sharky. San Jose Sharks. The Sharks. That's right. I was going to say something else. I'm glad I didn't know. But that was interesting because he came from the ceiling. He came down from the ceiling. That was just crazy. Yeah, he's the one that figured that out and started doing that for Sharky, right? Yeah, for Sharky. And he would eat people or what have you. He would eat their heads. Yeah. That was a good story. I really enjoyed that one. I'm sorry I didn't remember he was with the Sharks off the top of my head. Well, he was also with the 49ers before they had Sourdough Sam, so kind of the nameless mascot, I guess. Yeah. He was just like a bucket. He was a pail. A panning… He was a gold pan. That was what he was. So…So what have you got for us, Rob, on the Kentucky Goblins case? Kentucky Goblins. One correction, though. You mentioned that they were called the Kelly Goblins. That's because the other town that their farm was near was actually called Kelly. So there's two towns, Hopkinsville and Kelly. I thought their last name was Kelly for some reason. No, there's two families involved, the Suttons and the Taylors. Those are the primary families that were involved. Oh, there you go. Look at that. Go figure. Okay. So we can call them the Kelly Goblins, the Hopkinsville Goblins, the Kentucky Goblins. You can have a hob in there if you want to. We can call them Billikens if you want to keep on theme. I think that we might get sued if we call them the Billikens. It's a very wealthy university in St. Louis that is there. Isn't there a Milliken? I don't know. There is a Milliken University in Decatur where I'm from.Is there a mascot that Billikens? Big Blue. I don't know what that refers to. Maybe we don't want to know. Have you seen a picture of Big Blue? I don't remember. I lived there for quite a long time. I grew up there and everything. And actually, my wife was going to that university when we met. But I don't remember what. I think it's just like a guy wearing blue as far as I know. Well, he's got the proper name then. Yeah, I'll have to look it up. Oh, he seemed big to me. But again, this is a private school. It's for more wealthy people than me. They didn't spend a lot of time on the… I did, actually. I spent time on campus there, even though I didn't go to school there, only because I was apparently looking for women. It worked, right? It worked. I mean, if…Just a piece of advice to any youngsters out there. Go to one of the best schools in your area and hang out until you find somebody. There you go. That's wise. I mean, it can't hurt. Better than peeing at the welfare line or unemployment line, I suppose. I don't know. Drop a line in the water and see if you get any bites. Yeah. I mean, that's a whole other story. Maybe we don't want to go down that one, but… But we did, yeah. And I think they just were called Big Blue. Now you got me thinking I should look it up. Because the Milliken Billikens would be a lot of fun to say over and over again. I don't think… No, they definitely weren't the Billikens. Let's see what it says here. Pelicans? The Pelicans? No. Billiken? No. He's a trademark name. A private college in…Which is weird in and of itself. Oh, okay. It's got this… He looks like a monster. He's called Big Blue. Now, this was definitely not the mascot whenever I was there. Is he goblin-esque? No, he's more like Bigfoot-esque. Okay. But he's on all fours. He looks very, you know, kind of primate, ape-like. But he's got large teeth and red eyes. Oh, okay. And it's called Big Blue. There we go. But that incarnation was definitely not around when I was around. I would have remembered that and locked that into my head. Yeah, you probably still have some clothing, some athletic wear. Could be. Now, it looks like an older version of Big Blue was a bird-like creature. But now they've got the cooler. Shapeshifter, maybe? Yeah. The Millican Skinwalkers.No, it looks like they just changed it to make it look cooler than like a big bird. So he looked kind of like a bit of a kind of, you know, diseased blue bird but now he looks like a nice big monster, which is even better. Maybe he was a diseased phoenix and then he rose from the ashes and became what you described Definitely not a Phoenix. I mean, he literally looks like a Muppet reject in this picture. It's like Jim Henson probably said, who made this? They're fired and threw the costume in the person right out the door. And they probably got it on sale. It could be. But I do love mascot. But yeah, the new one, the picture of the new one is definitely much, they didn't show a picture of like a person wearing a suit, but if they got a suit of this,This would be pretty good. I'm glad to see that some areas of our country are making forward progress. That's fantastic. Yeah, it's definitely very cryptid looking, for sure. The bird looked very, like, not very good at all. But this new one, definitely. It's another step in the right direction. Yeah, and they call them Big Blue. So I was right with at least the name. Big Blue. Yeah. You might have been inspired by Bigfoot. Bigfoot was taken, and so they went with Big Blue instead. Could be. Could be. i'll have to, this may be a whole nother show. We probably should get back to goblins. We should get back to the kentucky kelly and or hopkinsville goblins and you uh you know i read through some stuff and i swear that kelly was the last name of the family. So I've already been corrected. Apparently I'm the dumb guy in this duo for this topic right here. Well, and i'm relying as much.i mentioned in previous episodes on AI, so there you know the hallucination that ai does, so perhaps they screwed something up and all my sources are just giving me the wrong information, but i i think i've heard it in a couple of different places so no no i pulled up uh the wiki, which of course is, you know, solid as a rock, and they do say sutton and taylor are the two names of the families, so yeah. So the whole thing starts because billy ray Taylor, who is apparently a family friend, I think, of the Suttons. Yeah, Billy Ray, yeah. He sees a silvery object shooting through the sky on the Suttons while he's at the Suttons' farm. I think that's how the whole thing starts, the story, more or less. And then he goes back to the farmhouse, right, and the Suttons are there, including Lucky. Lucky's one of the Suttons. That's a very good name. It is....

Miles takes in a baseball card show but misses the obvious, while Bob talks about going to CES back in the day.

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The conversation opens with Bob and Miles as they attempt to start a live stream while discussing various humorous topics. They joke about the intro music and reference nostalgic moments, including a Memorex tape commercial. The discussion shifts to making popcorn, with Miles sharing his peculiar recipe that humorously involves cleaning off cat hair. The banter escalates to absurdity as they repeatedly use the phrase "balls deep" in various contexts, turning into a comedic exploration of its meaning. They recount a trip to a card show where Miles accidentally revealed personal information to a questionable vendor who had semi-nude images. The tone remains light as they speculate about the vendor's motives and laugh at the absurdity of the situation. The conversation then shifts to reminiscing about past adventures, including a trip to Las Vegas involving a topless show and various hijinks with a former boss. They conclude with a sense of nostalgia for the past and the outrageous stories they've shared.

Bob busts out the Benjamins, while Miles gets up close and personal with a shop owner.

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The Static Shows with Bob feature three adult coloring books for Christmas: BTK123, Ed Gein's Carousel, and Unlucky Brown Starfish. The host, Miles, talks about his experience with a broken refrigerator and the potential morbidity of making a movie about it. He mentions a traveling exhibit called body science where people have their bodies on display and wonders if it's legal. He also mentions a commercial for a naked strip show in Las Vegas and wants to get one with a topless showgirl instead. He is angry but thankful for a boner in church and praying for a miracle. The show is brought to you by Bob Lament Enterprises and features original music by Shadow Stevens. The hosts discuss the possibility of remaking the planet of the apes or remaking Slipknot's "Slipknot." The show ends with a call and response from Miles, who is trying to get to the bottom of a mystery involving a frozen freezer.

Comfortable Being Uncomfortable

Dak stops by to talk about travel, recording, and being comfortable. Listen to the find out more.

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The text is a conversation between a man named Dak and a woman named Bob. They talk about random topics such as politics and life in general. Dak was inspired to start a podcast because he felt there was a lot of misinformation out there in the world and he wanted to be the voice of reason. He enjoys having open conversations with people and meeting interesting people, but it's daunting. He gives good advice to people to rethink things and realize mistakes they're making or not helping themselves by doing certain things. He thinks sometimes people can be a little too mean and needs to learn to reel back sometimes. Despite this, people still find him to be their therapist and ask him questions about their day and life. He is easy to talk to and doesn't want to keep his own horn, but he doesn't think anyone would push back on his advice. Overall, the conversation is about growing and making good decisions in life.

Nick from Too Hard for the Radio

Nick stops by to talk with Bob about working as a kid, dirt bikes, and losing a hand. Plus a few side tracks into the unknown. Listen it to find out more.

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The text is a conversation between Nick from Too Hard for the Radio and Bob from StreamYard. Nick's podcast is based on a song by Mac Dre, who was a gangster rapper in the 90s. The song "I'm too hard for the radio" was not played on the radio due to censorship. The podcast was created by Miles and Bob and started on college radio. The show is called "Static Radio" because there is no way to get static radio on their website. Mac Dre's songs are available on YouTube, and the podcast is a cross-promotion. The conversation is filled with references to gangster movies and conspiracy theories.

Miles abuses himself and his postman while Bob gets the cold shoulder on places to eat in the Chicago Suburbs.

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The text is a collection of disconnected conversations between different people who are trying to find a good place to eat in Tenley Park, Chicago. The narrator is deaf and unable to hear the other person's voice. They are in legal trouble and trying to get out of it. The person wants to talk about their petty grievances, but the narrator is too embarrassed to go into detail. They find a pizza joint in the suburbs of Chicago and try it out, but it only has two stars and they won't eat there unless it's three. They also try a sandwich at Mariska's and find it smothering. The text ends with the narrator saying that they are looking for a good burger at a burger joint called Rich Master's in the Joliet area.

Bob ends up at the wackiest Walgreens on earth, while Miles cuts the line at his local pharmacy and gets the crook eye.

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The Tag Show is a talk show hosted by Bob and hosted by Miles. They discuss various topics such as holes, earbuds, and the dangers of using TikTok. Miles mentions that he has a small hole in his headphone jack and wonders if there is a hidden hole on his phone. He also talks about his mother's need for sunglasses that clip onto regular glasses and how they are not made for those glasses. The show goes on to discuss how dangerous it is to use TikTok and how many articles have been written about it. The host is from Decatur and offers to go to Walgreens to get something for his mother, but they don't have anything that looks like what she wants. They then go to a different store and try to find what they are looking for but come up with nothing. Finally, the show ends with Miles saying that he thinks he is the king of wishful thinking and talking about small holes and big things in small holes.

K J and A Podcast

Bob joins Jay and Kevin without the A, Anime to talk about where they met, why they record and where they want to go. Listen in to find out the secrets of Patreon and the horrors of getting listens.

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The K, J, and A podcast is a conversation about making money in the gig economy. The hosts initially started the podcast for anime but realized it was more fun to talk about anything. They have a theory that people who make money in podcasting are the people who sell things to podcasters. The gig economy is brainwashing people into thinking that it's the end-all be-all, but it's just another way for them to make money. Selling products on Etsy, such as LuLaRoe, did not make any money for the hosts, but they made money by making business cards for people. Selling car shit to people, like DoorDash, does make a little bit of money but is going to cost in the long run. It's just a classification of consumers for a specific niche and they sell to them. If you're ambitious, you might be able to think of something in this space to sell people. However, it's not a means to an end and you're not gonna get wealthy off of it.

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Rob from YMIS (Your Most Interesting Story) Podcast stops by to talk about his show, but mostly to talk about the Dogman. And oh, how Bob loves to talk about a juicy cryptid. Listen in to learn some incredible Fauxknowledge.

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The Legend of the Michigan's Dogman

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A cool summer morning in early June, is when the legend began, at a nameless logging camp in Wexford County, where the Manistee River ran.Eleven lumberjacks near the Garland swamp found an animal they thought was a dog.In a playful mood they chased it around till it ran inside a hollow log.A logger named Johnson grabbed him a stick and poked around inside.Then the thing let out an unearthly scream and came out and stood upright.None of those men ever said very much, ‘bout what ever happened then.They just packed up their belongings and left that night, were never heard from again.

It was ten years later in '97, when a farmer near Buckley was found.Slumped over his plow, his heart had stopped, there were dog tracks all around.

Seven years passed with the turn of the century, they say a crazy old widow had a dream, of dogs that circled her house at night that walked like men and screamed.

In 1917, a sheriff who was out walking found a driverless wagon and tracks in the dust, like wolves had been a stalkin'.Near the roadside a four-horse team lay dead with their eyes open wide.When the vet finished up his examination, he said it looked like they died of fright.

In '37 a schooner captain said, several crew members had reported a pack of wild dogs roaming Bowers Harbor.His story was never reported.

In '57 a man of the cloth found claw marks on an old church door.The newspaper said they'd been made by a dog, he'd a had to stood 7'4".

In '67 a van-load of hippies, told a park-ranger named Quinlinn, they'd been awakened in the night by a scratch at the window, there was a dogman looking in and grinning.

In '77 there were screams in the night, near the village of Bellaire.Could've been a bobcat, could've been the wind, nobody looked up there.

So far this year, no stories have appeared.Have the dogmen gone away?Have they disappeared?Soon enough I guess we'll know, cuz this is the time to fear, for in this decade called the 80s, the seventh year is here and somewhere in the north-woods darkness, a creature walks upright.And the best advice you may ever get is never to go out at night.

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Yeah. Okay. Hey, everybody. Welcome to a conversation. Well, this will be, I guess, a conversation about, not a conversation with, right? About the dog man. I got my uh cryptid guest, Rob, from your most interesting story podcast. And we're going to talk about, is dog men is that the correct terminology here? You know, I've heard it. both ways. I've never heard dog mans. That sounds a little bit weird. So I guess dog men or men a group of dog man. Yeah. Or a pack. A pack of dog man. Yeah. A pack of dog mans. Sounds like a cigarette brand or something. Yeah. I'll take the dog man i got a hankering for tobacco and fur. They don't smell very good, but they like the taste. That's right. It all smells very wet. Wet doggish. So last time we talked about… Mothman. Mothman, yeah. I was just making sure you remembered. I do. So yeah, Mothman, which was pretty fun. And so I have a little more…on the Mothman than I do on the Dogman off the top of my head. But this will be fun. Yeah. I do like the Dogman story. But, you know, I don't think that the Dogman story is quite as prevalent in the cryptid world. You know, kind of Bigfoot, right? Yeah, Bigfoot's the winner, I think, in that regard. That's like the king, right? If we had to have a pyramid of cryptidness. Bigfoot would probably be at the top, and a lot of people love to talk about Bigfoot. Yeah. Maybe we'll eventually get around to that, but in the meantime, I would say in the lower part of the cryptid pyramid, possibly on, you know, not the lowest tier, that would be more like the Van Meter Visitor and the… Oh, what's the other one? The… I have blank on its name. It's also from West Virginia. He looks like a…Flickering Candle, anyway. I can't remember his name now. That's how low he is. Yeah, well, and I'm from West Virginia, as you know, so I don't even know that one. Or I forgot it. Gosh, what is his name? A Flickering Candle. Yeah, that's what it looks like to me. I'm getting the character from, what is that, Beauty and the Beast? That's right, Lumiere. Right, Lumiere is all the way at the bottom. Yeah. Be our guest. Be our guest. Put our service to the test. I can sing the whole soundtrack. You could. Yeah. No, I'll have to think. I will either remember or look it up here in a moment. Yeah, I need to be up to date on every West Virginia cryptid for sure. So vamp for me and I'll tell you here in just a second. Well, I've…Like last time, Bob, I've been doing a little bit of prep work here, been immersing myself in various Dogmen sites. I got it already. What is it? The Flatwoods Monster. Oh, you mentioned that last time. I did. I could not remember Flatwoods. I was thinking it was some other kind of beast of some kind. But the Flatwoods Monster is very low on the cryptid scale. Almost an alien is what they think. Yeah. One offer, too, right? Yeah, there's not been a lot of Flatwood Monsters to speak of. Repeat cryptid offender. I'm sorry, I interrupted you. Go right ahead. No, I was vamping. I was just saying I've been immersing myself and listening to different Dogman accounts and reading up on some sites and trying to get good and faux knowledgeable as I can be about Dogman. I think that's…Yeah. I think phone knowledgeable is very good in the cryptid world. Oh yeah. It's kind of hard to be anything else. I would, uh, I would say Matt Moneymaker is very phone knowledgeable of Bigfoot. Yep. Yep. I think that we could have coined a word tonight. Phone knowledgeable. Phone knowledgeable. F-A-U-X. Did my doctorate in phonology. Phonology. Yeah. Um, So, yeah, no, exactly. Now, there's a couple of different variations of Dogman. Did you know that? I did. I did. And what's the difference? Actually, you know what, Bob? Whenever you're ready, I've got a quiz I've put together for you to test your Dogman. Out of the gate. Let's just do that before we learn anything. Okay. So, here's what I think. This is our pre-test, right? And then we'll have a post-test. We'll do a post-test, and we'll see how you score in both. All right.Well, I tried to rank these kind of in what I believe to be order of difficulty. Okay. And I'm going to just ask the question. If you want to go for it, go for it. However, we could go multiple choice. That's like tier two, right? If you have no clue, I can give you multiple choice. All right. I'm going to try to answer without multiple choice, though. Okay. Okay, good. I like the confidence. Yeah, I'm trying. I'm going to try. In what area or habitat do most dogman sightings occur? My guess would be in wooded areas. I don't know if that's what you mean by areas, but wooded would be my guess. I had a hard time thinking, what is it, an area or a habitat? But yeah, wooded areas is exactly correct, usually remote. And then there's an extra part about this where they supposedly like to have access to water. Yeah, all animals like access. I mean, typically, unless you're earthworm or something. Right.Well, they still probably like water, but just not a lot of it. Yeah, it's in the ground somewhere. I have like a worm that way as well. I don't like being totally submerged. Well, that's why they come out to the puddles, right? Because that's their access right there. You know, when I was a kid, before we'd go fishing, my mom would spend the evenings watering the lawn with a hose so that the night crawlers would come out. There you go. It makes it easier. It does. They come right out of the hole. Yeah, they jump up at you. In their own way. If they… you get some of those aggressive ones and, man, watch out they they can take a nibble out of your heel that's right all right number two what breed of domestic dog do eyewitnesses most frequently compare the dog man to? I'm going to guess a german Shepherd. Two for two yeah very impressiveI wasn't totally sure, but that was what I think, yeah. I would say wolves, which are not domestic dogs. Well, I guess in some instances people try to make them that way. Yeah, there's domesticated wolf, yeah. Yeah, okay. And also sometimes Doberman, but German Shepherd is the prevalent comparison. Okay, this is going to be a two-parter. Number three. And I tried to phrase it in a way that will make sense. So there's going to be a range of percentages. Oh, yeah, okay. I'm going to get this one wrong. Go ahead. Approximately what percentage of witnesses mentioned that their dog man had glowing eyes? And let's go in spans of 25, you know, zero to 25, et cetera. I think it's 75. That's my guess. No, surprisingly, a very small percentage. Well below 25%. Yeah. I was on the wrong end of that one. So this one, I think this one has to be multiple choice because you wouldn't just get this one out of the gate. But yeah,of those that do report the glowing eyes, what color do they say these eyes are? Okay, so i'm going to give you four four choices always green yellow sometimes blue, red, sometimes yellow, or a bluish white. I am going to go with red, sometimes yellow. That's exactly right. Yeah. Hit part B of that question. Thanks. Do I get a whole credit for that or just a half credit? 75%. Three quarters. Yeah. Three quarters credit. All right. What area of the U.S. is the most common to dog man sightings? Generally. What area? Generally, I would say north. A little less general. Okay. The northern part of the Midwest,...