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  • Big Hoss
    Miles finds out how important his BIL is while Bob catches his BIL in the act.
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    I'm waiting for the live stream. That's what I was waiting for. Silly live streaming. Live stream this. Sometimes it's not on, you know. Sometimes it's just… Turn it on. Turn it on. Turn it on again. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Static Shows. This is Bob. Thank you, Lizzo. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. Welcome to Static Radio. Thank you, Lizzo. What the hell? What the hell was that? I just like to provoke you a little bit. Thank you, Liz. I was like, what? I like to throw you off a little bit. I do play a mean flute. Remember that time in band camp? Wow. Hey. It's a brand new year. It is 2025. Believe it or not. 2025. It's hard to realize that. Yeah. i've i've thought for sure after i met you and there's no way in hell he's making it 2025. i thought when i first met you there's no way he still has teeth like 2025. thanks i appreciate that because i was right about losing his hair though i was right yeah that's true it's unfortunate i still have most of my teethYeah. Yeah. Well, you know, 2025 has brought us some snow. Did you get any snow at all? Not a whole lot. Well, the other day, I guess. It was a Thursday, Friday or something. We got like almost probably 10 inches of snow. No. Nope. Yeah. The first snow was the best snow. It was everywhere. and then we've got another another dusting of snow that's pretty much gone i mean yeah it's all gone. In the driveway, but the other snow's still here yeah no considering we don't normally we get snow and then it goes away right right you know yeah yeah but the interesting thing to me that comes with the snow is we get to see all the little critters skittering about because they'reexposed. You can see their footprints. You can see them because there's no camouflage. I recently saw two foxes frolicking in the snow. That was nice. Two of them. Not just one fox. Two foxes chasing each other, having fun. I'm like… hey, I wonder what else… This was during the day. I was like, hey, I wonder what else has been around at night. So I got all these cameras set up, and so I proceeded one evening to kind of… Anytime there's movement near the camera, it records a little bit. And so I'm like, maybe I'll find some stuff. It'd be cool. So I'm going through the… The camera, the different cameras and looking at the, you know, it keeps, I have a big memory thing, so it keeps it for weeks. Yeah. It's not just like a day or something. It'll just keep it. And then when it gets full, then eventually it'll delete the old ones. And, but I mean, it's going to take like a month or something to fill up this, the, you know, memory. Yeah. So I'm buzzing through things real quick. Oh, there's a rabbit, right? Squirrels. There's the dog running in front of the camera.i think we're working up to a slender man story here. Really? You think that's where we're going with this? I'm sure of it so i'm i'm going back through, you know, going through time, backwards in time, looking at all these things and you know let me mute myself. I'm sorry. You don't need to hear this. I'm sorry. What are you doing? what's happening over there? I ran out of peanut butter and the dog's upset. I'm sorry. This dog is slender. I'm like, maybe you had a slender man thing going on there for some reason continue i'm gonna just mute this till this dog is done. Okay. Well, what is he doing? I don't know. The dog heard something and now the dog's upset. No, don't worry about it. It'll add some flavor to the story. Okay.my sister is taking care of it. Okay. Choosy mothers choose Jeff. The, um, so, you know, I'm, I'm kind of buzzing through sitting in my, in my usual spot, you know, I think we're kind of half-assed watching the show or something. And I get back to around christmas time and i'm clicking through, you know, Oh, you know, people coming and going in the front, you know, cars going yeah in the front and everything. And then, i'm I click and then there's one of the back patio. And I'm like, wait, wait a minute. That's, uh, my brother-in-law what he's on the back patio at christmas time. Okay. And then the next thing i know, he's taking a whiz. Oh, no, he's not. He is not. Yeah. Oh, my God. So I start cracking up. I'm like laughing. Everybody's like, what's wrong? What is wrong with you? What is wrong? I'm like, I passed the iPad over to my wife, and I'm like, look at this. Your brother's hanging dong. Your brother's taking a whiz out on the patio.and so then we're all laughing he's not there this is weeks you know it's yeah recently it's like the time has gone he's gone and yeah and everything and i'm like oh my gosh i'm like oh my god you didn't actually see you know his junk and stuff this was the even funnier part is is his back was to the camera yeah now my neighbors aren't very close But he was pointed toward the neighbors. Oh, Jesus. He was, yeah, full frontal towards the neighbors. Oh, God, no. Yeah. But, I mean, they're not close or anything. That's hilarious. Oh, my God. And then I go, I'm like, did you know your brother was pissing outside on the patio? So everybody's laughing and everything. There's so many questions with this. Was this the first time? I'm assuming not, because here's the kicker, right? Because everybody was at our house, right? My wife asked her mother, she's like, did you know your son was out peeing on the patio? I'm like, oh yeah, he told me. My God, the kid's like 50 for Christ's sake. Jesus Christ. Oh my gosh.Well, let me just say, unlike, you know, probably both of us, he is much more comfortable with himself. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I would have to be like deep in the tree line. Oh, no, no. This literally took about five steps out from the patio peeing in the grass. No, there's no way I would have the confidence to do that. I'm like, I'm so P shy. I'd be like, no, I'm trying to, he may have been on his phone. I don't even remember. Oh my God. He's whizzing and on his phone. He's like doing that. So isn't he like some like backroom bookie guy or something? Yeah. Right. Yeah. He does some gambling. Yes. Well, yeah. What do you, how do you, how do you like the saints this year? Let me see. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Clippers. I'll put 10 bucks on the Clippers. Who played on Netflix this year? That's probably what he was talking about. Oh my God.That is hilarious. It was really funny, and so we're all laughing. Why didn't he just go and use your bathroom? You guys got, like, nice, clean bathrooms. Well, this was also during, you know, the mini-pandemic that was happening, so there may have been no room at the inn during that time period. I don't know. There was a lot of full bathrooms. That is weird. I mean, it's fun. Actually, it's more funny than weird, actually. It is funny. I asked Greg, can I tell a story about your brother whizzing off our patio? I hope I meet this guy someday. I'll pretend like I know him. Hey, my grandparents live next door and I think they saw your dick or something. Hanging hog out in the back. Yeah, you were hanging dong, I think they said outside. Yeah.my grandpa said more than two shakes and, uh, you know, there's no, at this time of year, there's no cover. Yeah. All the trees are empty. So no, there's no way i would do that in broad daylight Like, well, it wasn't well it wasn't it was i guess it was like six o'clock. So it wasn't daylight. So, yeah, but still, I, yeah, I don't, I have a lot of weird stuff. I just can't be like, it was, he was illuminated by the house i mean yeah there wasn't an outside light on, but it was well okay all right well maybe that's not as bad. I don't know. Well, yeah. I'd still You would never do it. I know that. I wouldn't do it. Hell. I would have to have several different views of me blocked before i did it. Yeah, there's nothing outside here several times, but not like that. Yeah. Over by the shed.Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That is… That is weird. It's just not what I was expecting. I found rabbits and squirrels and a dog and all this other stuff. Yeah, you're just going through all this, and then you're like, what? And then I see him out there. Honey, what's Fred doing out there writing his name? Yeah. Jesus. It was no snow though. It was all, it was no snow at that time. Oh, okay. Yeah. It was all still old uncle Fred out there taking care of business. Yeah. I asked the same question. I'm like, wasn't there a bathroom? I mean, we saw, has he been a question since this has been discovered or is this like, you're just waiting like for the day. Like, Hey, um, I, yeah. Yeah.That day is coming, isn't it? I'm sure my wife will say something to him, but I won't. Hey, remember that time that you whipped out your hog? You want to go whizzing at Christmas time. Maybe make it inside or something. I don't know. I'm whizzing in a Christmas. There's nobody around here. He's whizzing in a Christmas wonderland. Gonna piss like the new year. I hope the neighbors don't have binoculars. They're taking pictures. Of me tonight. Bigfoot was pissing on your patio. That is hilarious. Oh my God. Oh my God. But the thing was they, you know, I was just looking through stuff, and I was commenting on it, and then I get to this, and I'm just dying laughing. They're like, what's wrong with you? Ah, foxes and cardinals. Yeah, exactly. Birds, everything. Skinks. Birds and snakes and airplanes. Yeah, no, but I'm like, hmm, yeah. I'm glad that he's a very confident man. Was there audio?I did not play the audio, but there could have been. It would have been funny if he was singing Grease Lightning or something. Go Grease Lightning. Go Grease Lightning. Go Grease Lightning. Go Grease Lightning. Yeah. Wow. Go figure. Yeah. So are you going to go down to his house now and be like, all right, motherfucker. Uh,...
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  • A Conversation about the Jersey Drone Show part 2 with Rob from Your Most Interesting Story podcast
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    Rob from YMIS (Your Most Interesting Story) and Bob talk about all the happenings in the skies over New Jersey.
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    Hey, everybody, and welcome to the part two of a conversation about the Jersey Drone Show. We went so long last time that we've had to make a part two. With me again tonight is Rob. The Jersey Drone's Revenge. Okay. Revenge of the Jersey Drones? Are we doing Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? Is that what it's like here? Uh-huh. Maybe George Clooney will be included in this one as well. I've heard there's a chance he might dial in. Dial in? I look forward. I look forward, yeah. Yeah, he'll connect. He'll connect. Yeah. But yeah, he was in the attack of the killer tomatoes. Anyway, enough of the silliness about that. But yeah, Rob's with me tonight. We're going to continue our obviously in-depth, into the Jersey drones, as we're calling them. Is that an official name, you think, Jersey drones? Jersey? Usually New Jersey. So it's New Jersey drones, I think. Do you have to put the new in there? Because people are going to get confused that it's England. Well, you better put it in apostrophe if you don't put the new, just so no one's confused. Because, you know, Jersey is over there in the U.K.,It's also a t-shirt material, isn't it? I think. It could be made of fabric. Yeah, I believe so. Jersey is a fabric type. I didn't think about that. Yeah. Maybe it is. Maybe they're just kites. Maybe we're really all on the wrong track here. It's just the Jersey kites. And then there's a lot of… African balsa wood. Yeah, there's a lot of guys drinking some… uh 40 ounces on the ground holding the string. I wonder if anyone's tried that, just waving their hand between the ground and the drone. It could be. I mean, it gets windy out there so so we've already, we've got the, we got, did the quiz. And must I, I must say myself, I think i did pretty well. Um, trying to think back, we've had a couple of quizzes of late.I think you did. Yeah, you did. You did pretty well. I think out of the. No, you did. All right. You came back. Finally, I get finally. I am. I'm spinning a bit here thinking of the quizzes because they're just so they're grained in my brain. Yeah, I finally get a little bit of, you know, you know, validation here. So then there we go. I don't know. You started off with the Dogman quiz and you nailed it. And I think about you as doing very well in the quizzes. So the quizzes that you have sort of tripped up on seem to be in the minority. So don't worry. You're always a quiz star to me. Oh, well, thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate being a quiz star. Quiz star. Speaking of stars, many people think that these orbs that people are seeing with the drones are stars.Hmm. Okay. Well, misidentified stars. It's pretty interesting if you, and I've tried this and it didn't have success, but apparently if you hold your iPhone or smartphone of choice up to a star and zoom in, you get some interesting sort of light effects going on to make it look like it's pulsating or undulating or something like that. Oh, really? Yeah. That's wild. Give it a try. Report back. Well, the interesting thing to me about these orb things is because everybody always overzooms their cameras. Yeah. And then you're going to get that effect. So, well, I don't know what digital zoom, what the, you know, because everybody's on digital zoom at this point. So who knows? Yes. I don't know. That's at least what people who are trying to say that these are nottrue photos of actual orbs, the debunkers that we've discussed at length. They say that it's just poor photography for the most part. Right, so yeah. All this stuff boils down to poor photography. Do you think if we had some kind of government-funded photography classes across the U.S., that that would… solve this whole problem because every time they're like, well, you know, these images mean nothing because they're so blurry and poor. I had some ideas earlier in life that, you know, if everybody had to spend four years in the political system to some extent, that we would have a country that was run a little bit better. But I think your idea of forcing photography classes that might be better much better yeah and we'd have we'd have proof of a number of these things we'd like discussing by now.And everyone would, their composition would be fantastic. Everybody would, you know, they would know the rule of thirds, right? Oh, yeah. You know, depth of field. Mm-hmm. All of these good things. They would know what a kookalurius is. They might, but I would not. Oh, okay. Well, this would be things that we would teach. Oh, that's right, yeah. I guess so. I'll look around at my local… We would… have scrims and shims and and all kinds of good stuff. I'll stop by my city hall and see what they have to offer me. Everyone would have a roll of gaffers tape. Now that i can get behind can't go can't go wrong with with having a roll of gaffers tape in your toolbox. If I had a nickel for every time, I wished i had a roll of gaffers tape. wellToo bad the holidays are over. That would have been the perfect Christmas gift. Is gaffer's tape extra sticky or is it easily removed like painter's tape? Ah, it's somewhere in between. So gaffer's tape is typically kind of like duct tape, but not quite as sticky and generally more cloth-like. All right. So it's not slippery? You know what, someone's slipping on your gaffer strip? Well, it could be slippery, but it's not. created to be slippery you know farther now it's not alien tape i'm thinking maybe cloth is less slippery than typical duct tape it's a little bit textured yeah i suppose so for foot traffic perhaps well yeah because you're taping down cables and you know yeah with the gap why they call it gaffers tape is beyond me why they call him a gaffer why was even this word gaffer i don't know the first time i saw that in the movie credits yeah i i don't uhI didn't get it. I still don't. It's like Best Boy. Best Boy. I have seen Best Boy. I think that was a put down and they were just like, I'm going to put this on the screen. Best Boy. I think that was Batman's first sidekick before Robin came along. And then he went and started a retail electronics chain. Best Buy. The Best Boy had an untimely demise. Yeah. I think I'll find an acrobat. This best boy is not working out. So what's happened in this Jersey drone business lately? Well, let me give you a little bit of a roundup that I accumulated here from, as you know, I've got a bunch of digital AI assistants. Digital. I guess they're just AI assistants. I assume they're digital. Yeah, the analog AI assistants, they don't work very well.Yeah, I had a couple of analog assistants and you have to keep winding them up and stuff. It's terrible. I've got a sweater with AI embroidered on the chest. Yeah, well, you could have analog assistants, I suppose. So this will bring you up to speed, I hope. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. As of yesterday, yesterday evening when I pulled this data, the FAA has extended restrictions, temporary flight restrictions, TFRs, for drones in New Jersey now until January 18th. In general, it says the situation continues to evolve, although I think mainstream media, for the most part, has given up on it and moved on to something else. Well, we've got a fire to deal with now. Yeah, right. They've got plenty to sink their teeth into. So drones are no longer…able to fly below 400 feet or within one nautical mile of the specified airspace in the areas that have been identified. So if you have a drone and plan to head over there, be aware of that. There's still ongoing investigations. The FBI continues to lead them on drone sightings. They say there's been thousands of reports. However, only about 100 reports were worth following up on, but still 100 reports of drones that cannot be Identify not so bad. Public perception. This is pretty interesting. They said that a recent poll found that 78% of Americans believe the government is withholding information and 53% consider them a threat to the country. The government or the drones? They didn't specify, but I'm assuming they're referring to the drones. I think we all know the government could be a threat to the country. Well, I'm just…just wanted to clarify the way you said that it could have it could have went either way so um and then of course, the sightings continue i do i'm not i'm not as deep in the reddit rabbit hole as i was last time we met, but i do stop in, and there's still plenty of fresh video, fresh takes. Oh, yeah. People still posting things, showing things um i saw a very interesting one. They've got these uh beach cams set up along the the coast of new jersey they just point out into the ocean. I guess they're for surfers or just people who want to look at nature, but every day there's new pictures of drones, orbs, and yesterday I saw one where this light, and again, no one knows whether these have been created by somebody. But it shows this little flash of light shooting from the ocean up into the clouds, like this really quick motion thing, and supposedly it was pulled from the public beach cam. I like to let the imagination run a little bit andthink well what if that actually is a real video? What the hell could that be? Well, interesting thing. So in part one of this uh adventure here jersey drone show i went to make a graphic, an ai graphic inside photoshop it was a photoshop AI, and it would it would not make me one. Really? Because I actually put in that i wanted um a new jersey skyline with a glowing orb. And it wouldn't give you the orb. No, so I basically pieced it together. Yeah, I mean, you know. But I got the skyline, but I couldn't do it with the orb and the skyline, which I thought was kind of interesting. And this is not the first time that Adobe has foiled my attempts to make easy and fast art....
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  • Polish Nostradamus 2025
    Miles and Bob make way for the 2025 edition of the Sooth Sayer Polish Nostradamus to make his New Year's predictions.
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    Pablo has a new show on Plauzzable called "Pablo Tickle My Funny Bone" - Panel Show
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    There we go. There we go. Live streaming is on. Streaming live. Live, live, live. I touched my button. I touched my button. I touched your thigh and that's my thigh. Oh, my. The Jukes had written F-U-C-K on his car. Yes. Oh, my. Yes. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Snake Show. This is Bob. Oh, bye. Smile. Oh, bye. Smile. Yeah. I think that's more oh, oh, oh. Ozambic. Josh Takei reads Jim Morrison poetry. Okay. Let's hear it. I am the Lizard King. I am the Lizard King. I'd listen to it. I think that'd be funny. Oh, bye. The lizard jig. Oh, bye. Oh, bye. Hey, Brad. George, you're more of a gecko than a lizard. Oh, yeah. Ouch. Welcome to 2025, everybody. You made it.we made it, 2025. Yeah, everybody made it i hope yeah miles title line miles made it yeah i made it me me and my big zit on my nose at bottom yes miles was showing me his his large rather large nose. Nah, it was… With a zit on it, yes. Yeah, I didn't know it had a zit, apparently, but now I'm all weirded out, because now it's like, you got a pimple! Well, you were holding your phone, like, right up to your nose, and it was, like, staring at me. My cavernous nose, yeah, I know, you're like… Yeah, you got proboscis. Yeah. Maximus, for sure. Yeah, yeah. Now… If you've listened for a little while, you know that at the new year, we bring on, you know, our prestidigitator, Polish Nostradamus. Miles, is Polish Nostradamus here with us tonight? Okay. Apparently, Polish, his vibrator has gotten stuck.Do you want me to read last year's? Yeah, go ahead. Let's see how accurate I was in picking things to come. In no particular order. Roll it. You always do a Super Bowl pick. Baltimore Ravens versus Philadelphia Eagles. Ravens win. I don't think that happened. No, no. Keep going. Godzilla minus one wins best picture. i don't think they were even nominated for that uh well they won best uh they won best stomping and they won something yeah it was a good movie, by the way, if you haven't seen it. I watch it. Yeah. I've watched it twice well i mean people listening. So, uh, the lead singer of queen, Matt Damon as sandy from greece sings hopelessly devoted according to miles dream. I don't think.my dream. Yeah. My dream is to watch madman all right you caught me yeah appears on 69 sasquatch podcast. Yeah? It didn't happen. It didn't happen this last year, but You never know it's gonna hold out hope. This could be they don't stop. I mean, other than the predictions for the super Bowl. They don't stop on the year. So it's 69 Sasquatch. Yeah. These don't expire. Yeah. They don't expire. Exactly. Condom factory burns down. Yeah. Condom shortage shortage happens. Oh yeah. That was a funny one. Yeah. And the whole condom shortage kind of funny. Yeah. Miley Cyrus spoofs, Taylor Swift was song. She got sacked about Travis Kelts. Yeah. I don't think that's happened before. But I will tell you that I've seen no less than two Hallmark movies about romance and the Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah. Yeah. To me, that is weird. An unknown country sells tickets to watch a corpse blow up. That couldn't have happened. I think that's your most…That's the closest to actually hitting the nail on the head. The president of the U.S. disappears for 37 minutes and can't be found. I think that actually, that one may be true. Yeah, that could be true. During those 37 minutes, they switcherooed him and Kamala Harris ran for president. Yeah, the old switcheroo. Old switcheroo. Bob Lament becomes a grandpa because of illegitimate son shows up with a baby and he denies it. That hasn't happened. Has not. Has not. Could be like 69 Sasquatch for all we know. Yeah, this could happen. Flood takes out the arch and Budweiser gives away free beer. No, not this year. No. While eating pizza with Bob, Miles sees his first UFO out the window. Bob says, I told you so. Hasn't happened, but we…This year we didn't really see each other. No, it was. Yeah. It was just a crazy kooky year. You know, it was, uh, we have like a, a slideshow on the TV and you popped up, uh, on my slideshow today. Really? Yeah. From 2022 when we were in downtown Decatur. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll get together then, you know, we'll have a good, we're going to have a good time then. Yeah. We vowed to get back together again. We just have not gotten there yet. Well, somebody always busy. I know. Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Luke from Modern Family, and Chevy Chase all die. None of those people died in 2024. So this one has a deadline. Finally, your good friend Jeff does a dual proposal to the Soap Girls. The outcome is unknown.and I don't think he, well, he probably did a dual proposed that one again could be true, yeah we don't we don't know the outcome. So that one is totally plausible. I could be so but unfortunately your pick was you did a dual pick either seeing the first UFO while we're eating pizza or 69 in Sasquatch. So, yeah. don't get the prize for this year. I wanted that to happen so bad. Yeah. And I picked the condom factory burns down. Yeah. So neither one of us. So you were going to, I was going to pay for you to go to a bears autograph signing. Yeah. And you were going to take me to the beef house in hopes of seeing Larry bird. So we, neither one of us get our prize. Oh, dang it. But you know, it's a new year.brand new year brand new list right right you're right so uh shall we start polish okay so yes so these are things that i'm not saying will happen they could happen possibly i don't want them to happen but i just put my noggin to happen is that what you're saying Yeah, so if it sounds cruel or mean or whatever, it's not meant to be. It's just, it is what it is, so. Okay. And I always try to do a 13, a baker's dozen, as they call it in your area. And I like to start off with the Super Bowl picks, and I went with the easy choices this year. I'm going to say it comes down to Kansas City versus Detroit with Detroit winning. Really? Yes.Detroit wins. You really, you think Detroit wins. You want a hundred percent going out on a limb on that one because the chiefs, you know, are the team to beat. Right. So, yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. They have Hallmark movies about them. Well, I, I don't doubt you, but you know, I'm just saying, I think there's going to be an upset. Yeah. I mean, the chiefs have won. How many years now? Two years, three, too many. Too, too many. Three years, I can't even remember. It's too many. They've won a lot. Yes, they have won a lot. I keep hearing about it because I do live in the state with the Chiefs or near all that. Yeah, close enough. Yeah, it doesn't matter where you live in Missouri or in Missouri. You hear about the Chiefs. Yeah. Okay. All right, well. These are no particular order? These are no order, so hopefully they'll get better as I go, but there's no guarantee.Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah. So if you haven't turned off the show by now, you might want to start right. That was an easy one to get through right there. Yeah. Well, I like to do the, you know, I like to do the Superbowl pick up front. I know you love the Superbowl. 12. All right. Number 12. And I should have Googled this lady's name before doing, I feel stupid. I didn't do this now, but you enter a contest to, to meet up with the Australian lady that was in the break dancing competition in the Olympics. Oh, I don't remember her name either. I, and I didn't Google it, darn it. But, um, you challenge, it's like a contest and you went, well, you, you have the right to dance against her, but you don't win. Ultimately the, I don't, I, I break dance worse than she does is what you're saying. I, yeah, she beat your ass to the ground. Yeah.And I see it'd be funny if I were to Google her name, I think. Yeah. You want me to Google it right now? No, don't. That's Dolores something. I don't know. I mean, she's not a very good break dancer, but I don't think that I could even move the way she moved. I know. That's what I'm saying. She whips your ass. If we did have that, that would certainly be the outcome. I mean, I'd watch it. i'd 100 watch it, but i don't think, uh I'd probably throw a knee out and then yeah in the end of the competition. You're like immediately out. You're like, oh! I was worried about that while i was shoveling snow today. Go ahead. Yeah, right. Yeah, your heart's all Well, no, my knee popping out. Uh, you know, uh, you live, you live close to, uh,...
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  • A Conversation about the Jersey Drone Show with Rob from Your Most Interesting Story podcast
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    Rob from YMIS (Your Most Interesting Story) and Bob talk about all the happenings in the skies over New Jersey.
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    Hey everybody, welcome. This is Bob with a conversation about the Jersey Drone Show, if you can believe it. Today, I'm joined again by Rob from your most interesting story podcast. There he is. And there's a little, got to get the plugs in early, Rob, while people, you know, first three seconds, you get three seconds on YouTube and then they're out. So there you go. It's about their minds are fresh. That's right. Yeah. It's all about the shorts. It's all about the shorts. So Rob's here with me again. We're going to talk about all the hubbub that is surrounding the happenings in New Jersey here lately, right? New Jersey drones. The New Jersey drone show. I thought that sounded kind of like a spinoff from the Jersey Shore to me. I've never seen that show before.I never watched it. I mean, I just know of it because it's a pop culture phenomenon. I don't think I've ever actually watched an episode. I mean, I've seen it online and in the social feeds and all that kind of stuff from way back when, early social feeds, I'm assuming, because I can't remember what year it started. But I've seen it online, but I've never really watched the show. I've heard of it. Some of the characters. That's about as far as I get. Yeah, there's Snooki and Jay somebody and the situation. And, you know, I think the situation is appropriate character name for the Jersey Drone Show. There definitely is a situation. We have a situation. Exactly. Instead of Houston, we have a problem. We say, Jersey, we have a situation. So, yeah. Now,I always have been flow on these things. So for the other topics that we've covered, right? So Dog Man. Moth Man. Kentucky Goblins. Right, yeah, Moth Man. And then the Thunderbird. I've drawn from my vast and varied, varied from last show, knowledge about these things. And so I was a little torn. You're the researcher, I would say, between the two of us. That's why you're Rob and not Bob again, because R for researcher and then B for baloney. I don't know what that part would be. So I kind of did a half-hearted effort to read a little bit. Here was my criteria. If it's in the feed and I see it, i'll take a look at it. That was it. I didn't go seeking out things. I just But I will tell you, as we go along here, I do have experience with larger drones. You do? Yeah. Do you have somewhat of an expert opinion? Well, no. An amateur opinion, but i do have i do have some anecdotal uh informationFrom my own personal experiences, which you have no knowledge of. I'm looking forward to gaining that knowledge. We'll see if it comes into play here. I'm not sure. I probably have not been within the physical distance of a drone less than a couple hundred yards, I would guess. I've never seen one in action. Really? Yeah. How interesting. Yeah. Well, I will, I will tell you. So this is the interesting thing about the Jersey drone show is everybody keeps calling them drones. And yet on my cursory, you know, readings, I'm not sure all of them are drones. No. And that kind of leads me into, we want to move into the quiz. Do you want me to go straight to quiz? Sure. Well, I'm just thinking, cause we're going to cover some of the topics potentially that,That you would just bring up. There could be some related questions. We can kind of spin off on the individual. Okay. Well, let's go. All right. Let's do it. Jersey drones quiz. There we go. Jersey drones quiz. Might go over your head. You're very clever. They might keep your eyes skyward. Clever. Clever, clever. Are you ready to get them? I'm ready when you are, researcher. Let's refresh, folks, because was it the dog man quiz that you crushed? And then kind of fumbled a bit on the Thunderbird quiz. Thunderbird was abysmal. Even the goblins I did really quite well. You did, yeah. Very good, yeah. So let's hope for a bit of a rebound on the drones quiz. Yeah, maybe. Maybe not. We'll see if it doesn't take me five minutes to properly present the drones quiz. That's okay. It's all part of the show. It is. It's all part of your ticket.ticket price. It's some sort of a digital slapstick, perhaps. All right. So I think i've got this figured out. I'm going to roll right in here to the first question. Oh, there we go yeah all right so i will go ahead. For those who are not following along with the with the video version, I'll go ahead and read the question. And the potential answer just multiple choice, as usual. And then and then bob you'll guess, and we will reveal the correct answer. Which of these is not a theory about the purpose of these unidentified Jersey drones? A, military exercises. B, our, meaning US tech, monitoring alien orbs. C, aliens themselves surveilling us. Or D, Jay Leno's latest hobby. So you kind of flipped it here. It's not. It's not a theory. So I've heard the theory of military. I've heard the theory of alien surveillance and orbs. So I'll have to go with Jay Leno's latest hobby. None of these things have a hemi in them as far as I know. And so I don't think he'd be interested. You never know. He might be extending his interest as he gets older. Any more…He did fall down a hill recently, so therefore maybe he would like to have a drone. He could have been flying a drone and looking up, remember? Remember our tagline for the show, keep your eyes to the sky? Was that our tagline? For this particular episode, maybe it is. Oh, okay. I thought that was just a theory. Don't panic. I thought that was… Okay. All right, you're exactly right. It is not… Jay Leno's latest hobby. Anyone's theory is not saying that's Jay Leno's latest hobby. You're already starting off. Jay Leno, he was on Bill Maher's show, podcast, whatever you want to call it. He was telling some interesting stories about Jay Leno. Everybody should catch it. What is Bill Maher's thing called? It's called Down in the Dungeon. I can't remember what they call it. It's one of those Bill Maherand look it up. He was recently on and had some pretty wild tales to tell himself. I need to get him on your most interesting story because if he's got interesting stories… Oh, yeah. You should hit him. I don't know. I'll see if I still got it. Bill Maher's a little… He's probably got more money. I'm just saying. I may still have his cell phone somewhere. Oh, good. Nothing that a… Well-researched internet search couldn't find out for you. I'm honing my researching skills because my new AI assistance, as we covered in the last episode. All right. That was good. So you're starting out like a house of fire. I know. Well, this one was a little, yeah. Well. The knot, especially since you made it capital. Because if you would have just glazed over it, I would have been like, ah. That's to help me when I read, so I know what word to emphasize. Okay. All right.Question number two. In addition to drones, witnesses have also seen these in the sky, sometimes interacting with the drones. Right. A, orbs. And those that have been paying attention to the podcast at this point may know the answer to this one. B, thunderbirds. C, angels. Or D, the flying Walendas. Flying Walendas. Do people even remember who the Flying Walendas are? Right now, they are rapidly tapping on their keyboards or they're using their thumbs on their cell phones to try to figure out who they are. You could have also used the Flying Burrito Brothers if you've ever… Probably a more limited chance of the audience understanding who those folks were. Now, if you want to squeeze it down further, there's a thing called the Flying Tomato Brothers. There is. What?Yeah, you know who they are, and I know who they are. Yeah. Another Midwestern reference. Very Midwestern, yeah. And it's totally fallen off a cliff, by the way. Don't go there. So I would say A, orbs. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I like, oh. Not only do you get a point, you get a thumbs up at the same time. That's a very interesting thing. Finger indicating the correct answer. You get a thumb. Well, if you get it wrong, I won't have time to point a thumb. That's okay. That was just an observation. Consider that like a thumb in the eye if you don't get a question right. That's what the thumb will be at that point. Gotcha. All right. So you're rolling now. You're really… Yeah, the easy ones. I've got it. Yeah. Yeah, the pressure's off. I'm about as good as the situation here at this point. I'll take your word for that. Okay. Now we're getting a little bit more difficult here, but this is still pretty straightforward. Okay. The acronym NHI…is often used in association with these drones. What does it stand for? What does NHI stand for? NHI. National Homeland Incident. Non-human intelligence. Never heard of it. Nerds, hobbyists, and invertebrates. You got two funny ones in this question here. C and D are very funny. i would the interesting thing is uh you would a would seems very very likely but i believe it's B, non-human intelligence. Final answer? Final answer. You don't want to phone a friend. Who would i phone? I don't know. I could yell out the hallway here but someone in the in the near vicinity will know. You are correct. It is non-human intelligence oh yeah You know, I never heard it referred to as NHI. It's like PHI, right? Like PHI, NHI, all that good kind of stuff. Maybe. What kind of human intelligence is PHI? Well, PHI would be personal health information. Oh, okay. But it's just a similar acronym. It is. Yeah. It's got two of the same letters. Yeah, exactly.So this kind of broadens the concept of alien, right? Because some folks believe maybe they're not necessarily aliens. Maybe they've been here. Maybe they were here before us. And the interesting thing that you mentioned about that, and we're going to spin off a tangent real quick,...
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  • Box A Puke
    Bob talks about Christmas Eve events, while Miles looks a gift box in the mouth.
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    The conversation revolves around a podcast episode featuring hosts Bob and Miles discussing their experiences and memories related to the show and each other. As they reflect on the past year, they share humorous anecdotes, including a surprise interaction with actress Marilyn Ghigliotti, who played Veronica in the movie Clerks. Bob expresses his gratitude for the surprise, although he struggles to pronounce her last name correctly. Their friendship is highlighted through nostalgia, recalling their time in film school and humorous moments such as a screening of Clerks and a visit to an art museum where Bob's son had a vomiting incident. The hosts also touch on their personal lives, including family holiday experiences and the ups and downs of their relationships. The discussion is filled with lighthearted banter, teasing, and laughter, showcasing their camaraderie. Ultimately, the episode captures the essence of friendship, nostalgia, and the unexpected moments that make life memorable. Bob and Miles conclude with reflections on their Christmas experiences, focusing on the importance of family and laughter amidst the chaos.
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  • Berating Ewoks
    Bob has lunch with friends and gets triggered by their eating habits, while Miles taunts small children about their sports team's choices. Merry Christmas!
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    In a casual conversation, Bob and Miles discuss their recent experiences and holiday plans. Miles mentions his unusual drinking habits while Bob recalls a holiday lunch with friends, Dr. J and Dr. K, where they reminisced about past lunches. Bob describes Dr. J's eccentric eating style, particularly how he devoured chicken wings like a raccoon, which left Bob both amazed and grossed out. They then shift to discussing a recent shopping trip where Bob encountered a fanatical sports fan who generously allowed him to purchase a coveted item. Bob humorously recounts his tendency to tease children about their favorite football teams, often causing them distress. The conversation reflects on the playful yet questionable nature of Bob's teasing, with Miles questioning if it's still socially acceptable. Both friends joke about their antics, revealing a shared sense of humor about their past interactions and current behaviors. Ultimately, the conversation is light-hearted and filled with nostalgic moments, showcasing their friendship and holiday spirit.
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  • A Conversation about the Thunderbird with Rob from Your Most Interesting Story podcast
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    Rob from YMIS (Your Most Interesting Story) Podcast quizzes Bob on all thing Thunderbird. With more than a few random offshoots onto other subjects.
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    everybody and welcome, this is Bob. And tonight, with rob from your most interesting Story, we're going to talk about the Thunderbird. Thunderbirds are go! I did not find that out in my research, that they were good Oh, they weren't go? Not that i saw. That may be a little bit of an esoteric uh tangent there, I'm not sure. But if people know who the thunderbirds are, it's a british uh television show with uh what was it marionation they're marionettes that were there's a british british tv show called the thunderbirds that saved they saved the world did they really yeah marionettes that can save the world yeah it's from like late 60s are they related to captain scarlet do you remember captain scarlet yeah okay it's uh by the same folks and i'm blanking on their names now butThey did the Thunderbirds. They did Captain Scarlet. They did some other stuff. Team America World Police is a total spoof of all of those kind of things. Never heard of that. Oh, okay. That's from the South Park people. Oh, okay. But we're here tonight. We're not talking about the Thunderbirds from Britain. We're talking about the mythical cryptid Thunderbird. Can we say that? Although some people… we'll say it is neither mythical nor encrypted. It is real. Steeped in legend, a mystery to this day. Yeah. Well, yeah. For some folks, not so much a mystery. No, especially one person we'll hear about later on. Yeah. Well, we'll see if your story connects with the one that I know of. So we'll see. That's a good idea. Now, I don't know that you realize…It's funny how there's always, this is why people think we live in a simulation because of all these weird connectivity, the connections between things. I don't know that you realize that I am in the, in proximity to a Thunderbird. Right now? Well, yeah. I mean, within like a 35 mile radius. Sure. Huh. Is he your pet? No. There is a, in Alton, Illinois, on the bluff of the Mississippi, is a painting called the Piusaw Bird. And the Piusaw Bird, in essence, is a thunderbird. Oh. And even though the current, so if you drive down the river road along the Mississippi River outside of Alton, you will encounter, you can't miss it, it's huge. you will encounter the Piusaw bird, which is a painting on the side of a river bluff, rock. And the story is that the Piusaw bird lived on the bluffs of the Mississippi. And the indigenous people, the Native Americans who lived there on the bluff, painted, they didn't paint the one that you see, they painted a different one that got destroyed by white people at some point on a different bluff.down the way a little bit, but they painted the Piusaw bird on the bluff in honor of the bird that lived up on the bluff. And since that time, people have embraced it because of the, they call it the legend of the Piusaw bird, but I'd believe that the native folks believed there was a giant bird that lived on the bluff. Interesting. Now, what does… Piasaw, what is that, an area? Well, it's become like there's Piasaw Oil Company. I think it's like a county. Okay. But that's what the Native Americans call it. They call it the Piasaw Bird. Okay. And it just got adopted. You know, I have no idea what Piasaw means. I should look it up here. Maybe it means thunder. Thunder.Wouldn't that be great? We had some pythosaur and lightning here last weekend. Really? Oh, wow. Unusual for where I live. The pythosaur bird is very close to Pierre Marquette Park, which flows into the story. Pythosaur bird is a creature from native. I'm reading from Wikipedia here. From Native American mythology depicted in one of two murals painted by Native Americans on cliff sides above the Mississippi River. And it tells you where the original location was near Alton and so forth. And so the Cahokians, which I don't know if people realize that one of the largest Native American settlements was in Cahokia, which is right outside of St. Louis. It numbered in the hundreds of thousands of people lived here. Uh, at, uh, certain times, right? And then, you know, the, what was it? The smallpox or whatever wiped them all out. But anyway, um, so the cahokians were the ones that had the pineapple. But let's see if it means anything. And the father, uh, jock Marquette came and saw the painting and so forth. And that's, uh, pair Marquette, his father Marquette, he was a clergy, um,He has State Park right there. And he saw the, it was in awe of it because it was this large thing with horns and like a deer with the horrible look with red ards, eyes, a beard like a tiger's. It was kind of this monster they painted on the side of the cliff. But they call it the Piusaw bird because it did fly off of the bluff. It doesn't say what Piusaw means here. I'm spinning through this real quick here. Phonetically, small supernatural being is what it stood for, for Piasaw. Small supernatural being bird? I can see why they changed the name. Yeah. So, yeah. That's what it means. And it's not spelled the way P-I-A-S-A is what we spell it today. But back then it was P-A-Y-I-I-H-S-A. Never would have guessed that. Yeah, Piasaw.But this whole region has a history with the thunder, but it's a thunderbird in essence. That's pretty interesting. And similarly, do you remember when I was researching the Dogman episode and I was hearing howling outside my house? I just realized that, you know, we haven't had a thunderstorm where I live in over a year. Really? And I was researching the thunderbird and what am I hearing last weekend in the middle of the night? Thunder. Thunder and lightning. Oh, I didn't hear the lightning. I heard the thunder. No, well, I mean, it can kind of crack. Yeah, if you're close enough to it. We weren't that close to it. It sounded like a big whip, you know? Uh-huh. A crackly whip. A crackly whip. I love another crackly whip, please. So, but, yeah, I was just like, you know, I didn't want to give anything away last week when we mentioned it, but I'm like, oh, I'm very familiar with the…with this from the pinesaw bird, which is just wild. And if you're ever in the area, you have to go take a look at it. Although I want to be honest with you, where you stop to take a look at is not always the, it's kind of sketchy sometimes. So be careful. Don't do it at night. Thanks for the warning. I'll keep that in mind. But no, it's cool. And I've personally, I've loved the idea of the thunderbird. as long as I can remember, the whole idea of Thunderbird really, it kind of rings with me for some reason. I don't know why. Maybe there's always so much freedom with birds, right? There is definitely, yeah. I mean, they are not stuck to the ground like we are. So they certainly have a lot more opportunity to locomote. Yeah. So what did you learn?Well, you want to hop into the quiz? Because I'm afraid if we start talking about it too much, the quiz is going to be too easy for you. You want me to go? Okay. Well, this is going to be a pre-test. Thunderbird quiz, go. Okay, you're up on the screen for Thunderbird quiz. Oh, I like this little icon. Where did you find that at? AI, of course. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Unfortunately, well, this kind of has a Thunderbird slash Phoenix vibe to it a little bit. It does. it does. And a bit of a halo, almost an angelic look to it. Yeah. It could be the sun rising. Well, it could be that, too. It could be a helmet like a space helmet now we're getting into egyptian uh glyphs and so forth. Thunderbird was, you know, was over in Egypt, you know, giving them direction. Grow more grain. Build that pyramid. Yeah, build a pyramid. All right. Are you ready?Are you ready for the quiz? Yeah, if you don't know an answer, just wing it. Just wing it. Now, I've never operated a slide deck on StreamYard before, so I have these questions coming in one at a time. I'm going to go ahead and press the different keys to see if I can make it work properly here. Let's see what happens. Oh, it went, but I see the answer, though. Darn it. That's not the way it's supposed to work. Let me try this. Hold on a second. I'll close my eyes. Close your eyes while I work on this. Wait, I can't. My character's not closing its eyes. Oh, no, I see it again. Don't look again. This is like an open book test here or something. This is terrible. This is not the way it's supposed to happen. Do you want me to take away the quiz for a moment? Take away the quiz. We'll go. I'll vamp a little bit while you do the quiz. I'm going to remove the…the correct answer indicators and hope that I remember the answers. And then we're going to try to reshare the deck. No problem. You want me to knock it out totally? You can reshare it. So you can reshare it. Okay, I'll reshare then and we'll know that you got the right one. I don't understand why here, the largest thing that I've seen Piasaw associated with is an oil company, which I think is kind of counterintuitive. for the Pyosol bird. It seems to be a natural thing. And then they have them on all the trucks, like the tanker trucks have these big renderings of the Pyosol bird. And I'm always thinking, you know, this is probably not the best use of the Pyosol bird, honestly. Well, I think, you know, back in the day, probably when it was assigned to the oil truck, we weren't thinking as oil being so…Potentially hazardous to the environment. It was kind of a new thing, probably. Oh, I think it always has been. Maybe everybody just forgot about it. But, I mean, have you ever changed your own oil yourself? Oh, yes. I definitely have, yes. And you know how nasty that is. It is pretty nasty, yeah. And if you get it on you, it's like, oh, my God, how am I going to deal with this? Yeah, but I think as you're going down the grocery store back in 1954,...
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  • Joe Dimino – The American Enigma is You
    Joe Dimino - The American Enigma is You
    Joe and Bob talk poetry, both the meaning, the words and the visual of it all.
    They also discuss Joe's new book of poetry, The American Enigma is You. A very interesting conversation from a very good ready.
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    Bob welcomes Joe Domino to discuss his journey from sports journalism to poetry, highlighting his new book, "The American Enigma Is You." Joe explains that poetry was the foundation of his creative endeavors, initially sparked by friends in college, and he has been writing for about 30 years. He credits the Ozark arts community for supporting his publication journey, particularly his friend Kevin Rabus, who connected him with Spartan Press. Joe reflects on the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic on people's lives and the realization of unfulfilled dreams, which motivated him to publish his poetry. He shares that his diverse background in sports journalism, IT, and the arts has shaped his unique writing style, which he describes as free-flowing and influenced by jazz. Joe emphasizes the importance of embracing all aspects of one's identity and creativity, moving beyond traditional constraints. The conversation touches on his influences, including E.E. Cummings and Charles Bukowski, and the significance of capturing everyday moments in his work. He encourages others to pursue their passions and explore the intersection of various creative outlets.
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    Pablo and Bob are entertaining an audience with humorous banter, discussing an upcoming show where audience members can heckle Pablo. Bob shares a frustrating shopping experience at Sam's Club, revealing that he has become increasingly irritable since the pandemic, especially when forced to shop in-store. He recounts a recent trip where he was determined to find cheap paper towels, only to discover they were readily available in the back corner of the store despite being told otherwise. This frustration led him to act rudely, pushing past other shoppers and feeling remorseful afterward. The conversation touches on the challenges of grocery pickup during the pandemic and the often absurd interactions with store employees. Bob humorously depicts the chaotic atmosphere of shopping at Sam's and the humorous moments when dealing with substitutions and customer service. The dialogue showcases their comedic chemistry and the relatable struggles of modern shopping experiences. Ultimately, the discussion reflects on how the pandemic has influenced their behaviors and attitudes towards shopping.
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  • A Conversation with Dan from Based on a True Story
    Based on a True Story
    Dan brings more than your average story out to the world, join Bob as he talks about how Dan makes it all happen for his true story podcast.
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    Dan LeFebvre hosts the podcast "Based on a True Story," where he explores the historical accuracy of movies that claim to be based on real events. He discusses films like "Casablanca," emphasizing the balance between fact and fiction, and how filmmakers often take creative liberties. With over 350 episodes since 2016, he dives into various topics, including World War II and medieval history, and highlights how movies can reflect truth while also distorting it for storytelling. Dan's background in visual effects and his love for history fueled his interest in merging pop culture with historical inquiry. He has interviewed historians and authors, bringing unique insights into the films he analyzes, and believes that every movie has a historical context worth exploring. While he enjoys the entertainment value of films, he stresses the importance of understanding the stories behind them. Currently, he is set to release episodes on Pearl Harbor and has a long list of future topics, driven by listener requests and his own interests. Dan expresses no plans to stop podcasting anytime soon, as it continues to be a fulfilling endeavor that pays the bills.
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