Jersey Drone Show

What is happening in New Jersey? Well, it is more than the usual high strangeness. Bob and Rob delve into the intricacies of the Jersey Drone Show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2JCpUV3raw

Kentucky Goblins

Rob and Bob delve deep into the heart of America and discuss the case of the Kentucky Goblins.

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Thunderbird

Rob and Bob span recorded history in search of the ever-present yet so elusive Thunderbird.

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Dogman

Rob and Bob travel to the northern Midwest to find out more about the elusive, yet very scary, Dogman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae8-eSCbzcc

Miles's son, sister, and mother all brush with the infamous, while Bob can't believe Miles got something almost right.

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I don't think anybody wants to hear that, honestly. I hope that wasn't recorded. No, come on. Oh, no. Oh, no. There he is. Okay. I lost your audio. No, it's still there. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the show. This is Bob. Hey, everyone. Miles. Miles self-pleasuring himself. Oh. My family's starting to listen to the show, so please, yeah, let's not. Hey, I wasn't the one who was moaning at the beginning of the show. I had some things going on, okay? I can't really go into it. Yeah, apparently. Yeah. I don't think… trying to upstage Conan O'Brien's masturbating bear is really the way. Yeah. Yeah. Well, welcome to my fans only. So you're only fans. You always do everything. I know I have a thing. I don't know. I do that. It's like you got word dyslexia or something for you to say. Instead of letter dyslexia, it's word dyslexia. So it's like,I don't need any TCH. Be funny. You will. Yeah. I don't know. That's so funny. Yoda syndrome. Also. I do. I know. A little claws for hands from. Yeah. Hey, everybody. It's. It's been one of those days. Yeah. Whatever's going on in your life. I'm hoping it's okay. It's. It's doing okay now. I just have to get resituated now. So we had a sick animal and they're convalescing. So we're dealing with that. So everything's okay at the moment. Okay, good. Nothing tragic. Although there is something tragic that happened recently. Yeah. Although you probably won't think it's so tragic. Well, first of all, Detroit Lions didn't win. I just wanted to mention that. Yeah. So your first Polish Nostradamus prediction was Kansas City Chiefs versus Detroit Lions. Detroit wins. Never going to happen. Damn it. Never, ever going to happen. I thought I picked Eagles. God damn it. But…and this is what pains me yeah say go ahead greatly you are you have a already have a partial hit on the list. Okay, go. Do you have any ideas which one no no do you want to take a guess no i don't no i don't want to guess! No, I don't know i don't guess no uh Michael is going to be in the Golden Girls. I will never hear the end of this. What? He is Michael Gardner from Savage Unfiltered. Has told me that That he is going to be in the Golden Girls stage play. Oh, no, he's not. As a mailman. He's not going to be Ma. Okay. If you take your Nostradamus powers, you could say, well, mailman starts with M-A. Yeah. So maybe you just didn't get the whole thing.Oh my God. He listened to the show and could not believe that this even came up. Really? And then divulged to me, uh, last week I held it because it was after Monday. I held it till tonight. Hey, yes, he will be in Chicago in July, Chicago even, uh, in July to be, uh, a mailman, uh, in the stage presentation of a golden girls. I mean, I have more than that. Wait a minute. Now he had not heard the show. He had not heard the predictions, right? No, no. This, this floored him as much as it's it it floored him probably as much as it's flooring me. Yes. How did you feel like, Oh my God. I thought first thing my first thought was you motherfuckers are inAnd then I realized when I was talking to him that, well, that would entail you actually doing something beyond. And so I'm like, okay. The chances of that are even slimmer. He could be an understudy for Ma. Well, he actually told me his lines for the mailman, so… He read me the script. Hey, Dorothy, you want me to deliver this in the rear? I said, well, we know a mailman that could give you some inside tips. Yeah. Wow, that made my day. It makes your year. Are you kidding? This is the first one that you even get close to. Well, you know, they say. Not only is this you know i mean you couldn't you'll never get more right than this. Yeah, well, it's pretty close. It's pretty close. I mean, I don't think any of the rest of them are gonna hit it was pretty close. Yeah. Oh, and, uh, you know, just another little, since we're talking about, you know, insider bits here and so the uh i don't know if i can look it up now while we'redoing this but anyway people i did i do little short pieces of the show you know to kind of get people interested hopefully yeah and the floor is lava thing everybody was there was hundreds of people on the shorts that watched that stupid thing and we're i guess that's something of interest to people anyway My game show idea. The floor is lava. Well, there was a game show called the floor is lava, but you said the Hawaiian version or something. And then, yeah. Yeah. I mean, so maybe they're mistaking it for a real game show, but I don't know. But anyway, people seem to be, you know, more into that. That's my Shyamalan twist. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Your Shyamalan twist. I would like to dance is the Shyamalan twist.I would like to read you Michael's social security number now, if I could. Yeah, his bank account. His bank account. His waistline. The street he grew up on. Yeah, well, I mean, that part you could do, because I watched you do that to people in college. And this is pre-Google, folks. Yeah. Miles would peruse various publications that would have information on people. And then he would go, hey, do you live over on, you know, Dart Drive over there? And they'll be like, how do you know? Well, no, you talk to someone and you tell me their name and then I'd sneak away and find a phone book. Right. And like, hey, aren't you at 123 College Avenue? Yeah. And they're like, what? What? Are you spying on me? And usually it was women. And, you know, kind of like pre-stalker Miles there. There's nothing funnier than a creeper that knows your address. Like, oh, what? Who's this guy? Yeah. And then you'd say their phone number and it would just be. Oh, the phone number was even funnier. Isn't your phone number 52?One, two, three. Yeah. How did you know that? Wouldn't you like to know? You were being a little stinker. That was like the best. Yeah. Like the closest I've ever come to like some kind of like magician or something. I don't know. David Blaine before there was David Blaine. And just do the voice. So, but anyway, you picked… Michael's audition for Ma on the stage show of Golden Girls as your pick. I'm supposed to buy you dinner at Twin Anchors in Chicago. It's not Ma. It's the mailman. I think I'm going to get you… Do you have a Jack in the Box there in town where you're at? No. You told me you recently got a chicken place. I'll owe you a chicken dinner.You didn't send me to KFC. That's good enough. Okay, KFC. Deal. For your half-assed correct half answer, then I will get you one of those nasty bowls that they sell at KFC where they just sweep the floor and put it in a bowl. I just wish I could have been there when this all came down. Like, what did you say? Yeah, I was like, he told me, and I'm like, what? And then I'm like, yeah, I'm like, this is not happening. It's not happening. So yeah, it was not only was it a shock. Yeah. It was really kind of a kick in the nuts. Honestly. Well, yeah. Keep laughing. Keep laughing. Virtual kick in the nuts there with this. It's coming down. Not only that, you would have had like a trifecta if you would have said in Chicago, but you didn't say that. He said stage show, which it is a stage show. The only piece you didn't get right was he's not playing Ma. He's playing a mailman. Well, you know, we don't. Maybe he has a romantic thing with Ma, though. Well, yeah, that's what I insinuated when he told me. No, I said Blanche. I'm like, here's your mail, Blanche. Bend over. Oh, my God.I'm getting the vapors. Oh, yeah. Anyway, I hear the end of this. I'm in your head. Your gift card to KFC will be on its way as soon as I get around to it. I've just put in a secret camera in his apartment, so I just pretty much know everything he's doing now. Poor guy. It's all he needs. You spying on him. so what's uh what's going on with you? I keep getting these secondhand stories which i don't i've my night's ruined, so how about yeah all right gosh sorry excuse me um so let's go with some secondhand stories i guess okay so yeah there's a lot of secondhand going on with you the ghost hand yeah Yeah, the ghost hand. And, uh, so my youngest son, uh, has decided to maybe take a few college classes here and there. And he, uh, picks up this, like, um, I think it was like sociology class or something something i don't know psychology or sociology or some they're like well let's go.let's go to like a nursing home and uh we'll talk to some of the patients and we've kind of pre-selected patients. And I want you to interview them and then you're going to come back and then we're going to talk about it. You're going to kind of tell us. You're going to give like a lowdown on this uh nursing home person gotcha and uh it wasn't a very big class, I guess. I don't know. Anyway. So, uh, they give my son a couple, three names and he goes there and like each one, like they already have like family in the room visiting them. Oh, so he's an intruder. Yeah. He's like, oh, well, okay. Oh, that one. Okay. I go to the second one. Oh, no. Okay. Strikes out. That was the teacher. She's like, well, just, you know, pick someone from our class and talk to them.That'll be good enough. Oh, okay. Now it's now not an old person, but a younger person. Yeah. Just like, you know, like some, you know, stupid college age person. Hey, Bob, what's your, what are you like? What's your hobbies? You know, I'm going to be in the golden girls. You like that? Now bear in mind that my son is, is somewhat of a fan of music, pop music to some degree. And, uh, uh, so anyway, I will just change the name here just to protect the innocent, but basically there's like, what's that? Slipknot. Slipknot. Yeah, no. Uh, so there's like some, you know, older,...

Mothman

Rob and Bob discuss the notorious Mothman of Point Pleasant, West Virginia, in this Basement Tapes episode of Mondo Freako.

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Bob can't go out at night anymore, while Miles puts his high school rival in its place.

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Ow, fuck. Holy fuck, right in the ear. Jesus fucking Christ. Ow. I'm fucking deaf. Holy Christ. You turned too low before. Now you're deaf. You can't make up your mind. Holy Christ. Oh, my God. Oh, get off my nuts. Get off my nuts, man. Get out of here. hey everybody, welcome to snake show this is bob hey everyone this is miles with static Radio. Miles the super savvy. Off my nuts, man, Jesus. What is going on there? No, it's just a personal thing going on. I live with goats, and they like to walk all over my testicles. And testicles. And I have alpha titus. My midgets love testicles. Well, happy Dr. Reverend Martin Luther King Day. Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King Day. Yep, that's about it. Yeah, happy MLK Day to you. To everyone.Everybody. Everybody. Everybody listening. Not just for the cool kids. For everybody. Yeah. Even the dorks, you know. What? Even the dorks, you know, they can enjoy it. Yes, even for the dorks. Dorks, all the computer nerds. Yeah, all the computer nerds, unlike yourself that's right we had we've had quite the evening here. Yeah, yeah. And unfortunately, his wife as well yeah who has you know you know whenever she's wiping your butt, when you get a little older, a couple, about three, four years, she'll be like, this is easier The woman's already given me an enema. So really at this point, I'm not even. Oh my gosh. I'm not even going to. Yeah. Romantic thing. It was Valentine's day, 1989. And we liked it. And she's like, look, what's look what I got free with my Walgreens points.I had to have a procedure done a long time ago and she helped me clean out. So what? I thought you were always cleaned out. That's the thing. No, I had to have a procedure done and she had… You practically sound like an empty tanker truck most of the time. Yeah, I know. No, I'm recording now. Quiet. There's no talking. Go get my fleet Enema kit, please. Thank you. She's already done some really gross stuff. I'm filling some peanuts that haven't shifted. Yes. She's done some gross stuff with two children. She has tended to my sebaceous cysts. Multiple? Plural. Do you have names for them? Yeah, I do actually. Site A and Site B. Yeah, okay. It's neither here nor there. Secret bases in Antarctica. We call them Site A and Site B. Yeah. Oh, nice. A's kind of gone dormant now. I hope there's no Site C. I hope not either. A has gone dormant?A is going dormant, but B is starting to grow. Oh, no. It looks like a marble under my skin. Oh, my Lord. Someday I'll go on the beach and be like… Why do you have to be on the beach for this to happen? I don't know. Maybe the sun rips it open. Oh, really? I have no clue on this. No, I don't know. This is all news to me. You got to want it. You got to want it. Does she have a scalpel? Maybe she could cut it. No, just teeth. Oh, my Lord. Maybe she should just get a melon baller. A juicer. She puts a juicer. Honey, a knife, a meat skewer, and a roll of paper towels. Who wouldn't enjoy that? Yeah. Who wouldn't? Yeah. What are you like a bunch of monkeys over there picking nits off each other? Jesus. No. Like the first time she did it though, she screamed out. She goes, Oh my God, it's coming out three different holes at once. I remember the three hole story. Yeah. Yeah. That is. Yeah. I'll never forget that. War of the worlds or something. I don't know. Yeah. Everyone. I was like, wow. Mr. And Mrs. Schmingy in New Jersey.It's coming out of three holes, everyone. Look, we've got confirmation. That was before cell phones. We have no evidence that that actually happened. I'm sure the evidence was all over the place. Yeah, there was DNA. Yeah. Anyway, people don't want to hear this. I'm sure they don't. At this point, everyone's tuned out. Yeah, all your techie friends are like, out, out, dump, dump, dump. We're not listening to… You know, oozings from people's bodies. Yeah. Yeah. Especially Miles Title's body oozing. Right. Something like Guy, you talked to last week. He's like, I'm not going to listen to this. Right. We're just talking about dickfoot and stuff. All you guys say is balls deep. Balls deep. I haven't said that for a few weeks. I know. I'm just saying if they go back and listen. I know. I don't like to go back to old material, though. I don't like that.Always new, always fresh. Always fresh. We're always talking about fresh stuff. Fresh and new. I'm trying to decide what story I'm going to talk about. Are you going to go with a story? I'll give you the choice. Me playing with myself? Do you want to hear about wildlife or do you want to hear about home improvement? Man, God damn it. Oh, I like your wildlife stories a little bit better, I guess. Unless you are hurt in the home improvement. No, I'm not hurt in either one of them, thank God. Okay. So maybe you won't like either one of them at this rate. I won't. They're going to suck. So have I told you about the wolf sighting? No. Oh, okay. Well, let's see. This is all new.for you. All right, we'll bring it on, Cork. Yeah, exactly. A wolf. So, a couple of three years ago, thereabouts, I was driving in the country between little towns, and I saw a wolf running across the field, like full speed, full tilt. Okay. And it ran in front of my car. All right. And it ran from, you know, one field over into the woods. Okay. And I came home and i'm like, you won't believe it. I was driving and this wolf ran in front of my car. Oh, that you're so full of shit. Yeah. There's no wolves here. It was a Husky. It was, it had to be a coyote. I'm sure. Right. Right. I'm like, no, no, it was a wolf. And they're like, yeah, it's corky was a wolf exactlyand they're like, no, no, no. So I'm like, whatever. So then probably about, this is pre-Christmas. So, you know, back here, my wife starts, we're both home. My wife starts yelling. Oh my gosh. I think there's a wolf in the backyard. I told you i told you. And I was busy. I was busy. And I'm like, what? And she's like, well, it's either a really muscular coyote or a wolf. And so I tried to get up to see it. It's gone. So then I'm like, we have a little, you know, I have a little time. And I said, I bring up a picture of a coyote and I bring up a picture of a wolf. And I go, which one was it? She's like, it was the wolf. What? Yes, it was the wolf. So we had a wolf in the backyard.You mean I was exposed to danger potentially when I was there at your house, like there's been wolves and stuff. What are you talking about? We got danger around here constantly, like 24-7. No, no one told me this. Why? So, you know, I talked about last week how I like to check the cameras. Mm-hmm. I caught my brother-in-law, you know. He saw his dog. Nature was calling for him, yeah. Yeah, he saw his dog. So I was checking the cameras. Yeah. And there's foxes here. We've got several foxes. And they're dancing around my camera. So that and foxes and the way the cameras. But my wife swears because she showed me and there was paw prints out in the snow that look like wolf paw prints outside of our windows. And so now I am deathly afraid of being outside at night becauseI think that I'm going to get attacked by a wolf. Oh, we don't want that. Yeah, come on. So tonight, I was out late. I sent you a picture from the steak and the shake. Yeah. I was just being silly. And so we got home really late because we were out doing stuff. And then I come in and I have to unload the car because we got some things. I couldn't shut the garage door with the van all open. So I'm out in the garage constantly turning around waiting for there to be a wolf to bite me. I swear that I've been plagued now with fear to be outside after dark because of this wolf. Oh, I don't even want to come to your yard anymore. I'm like, man. I know. It was wild. It was weird. But nothing happened. I mean, I'm okay. Nothing happened. Wow. For real, though. I can't believe it. I'm so freaked out. I saw the wolf. For years, I've been running around out in the dark here. And now, all of a sudden, it's in the yard. And my wife tells me. And now, I can't even function. I'm like, is there going to be a wolf there? I can't leave the garage door open. Oh, there's going to be a wolf in the garage.Well, if you're playing bingo, let me see. Bob has seen the Thunderbird, a UFO, and now a wolf, apparently. In that order. Have I seen a Thunderbird? I haven't seen a Thunderbird, have I? Well, I'm sure that's coming next week. Hey, man, I was on steak and shake, dude. So, yeah. So, I didn't see the wolf in the yard yet. I'm hoping. It's too bad you're such a weirdo and you don't talk to your neighbors because you probably go to the neighbors and say, hey, did you see a freaking wolf? I know you would never talk to your neighbors. Yeah, exactly. My neighbors would go, Bob. Who are you? What the fuck are you doing over here? That's the way they all talk. All my neighbors talk like that. Every one of them. I'm the only one that's not, you know,Yeah. That doesn't have a real dirty baseball cap and tobacco in their mouth. Yeah, I get that feeling like you shouldn't have effed with someone you shouldn't have effed with. Where's my banjo? Like that old El Camino. Right, yeah. I don't know. But yeah, I'm frozen with fear now. Yeah, I would too. Jesus. So yeah, I'm hoping to catch this on the camera now my wife pointed out and i saw this big paw print in the yard in the snow and so i i was you know i've been looking through the camera footage and i haven't found anything yet and now she's telling me it's a skinwalker so i'm even more oh god now yeah now she's getting in your head with this like oh shut so yeah i need you to come downBefore it gets to be too late and I need to put you in wolf patrol out there. Yeah,...

Movie Lovers Unite

John and Bob discuss Movie Lovers Unite's history and its future. The future is bright; listen to find out more.

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Hey, everybody, and welcome to a conversation with Movie Lovers Unite, specifically, John DeGregorio. Yeah, you actually got it right, man. Thank you. Oh, wow. Well, that was a lucky shot. I could have gone anywhere with that, so. You did really good. I'm proud of you, man. Well, you know, it's kind of one of those, you have a lot of syllables in your name, so DeGregorio. Imagine trying to spell it in English. Well, imagine trying to spell this. I spelled my last name in grade school. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. I could play Wheel of Fortune with it and maybe spell something different. Yeah, because you got two I's, two O's, an E. I mean, all you're missing is a U and a Y. You got them all in there. So, yeah. You got all the vowels. It's a Wheel of Fortune. There you go. Right. So…Actually, I met John on KJNA podcast one night just out of happenstance. And then we did Fright Night and Dune. Yeah. And so, yeah. But I wanted to talk to you. So basically, I just talked to folks about what they're doing. So how did you come up with Movie Lovers Unite? So it started off like as a Facebook page. And so, you know, my thing is this. I'm not big on Facebook groups. I hate Facebook groups. I hate trying to be an admin on a group. I had people try to get me to be admin. So I'm like, look, I'm not an admin. Put me on a page. I'm good to go. I'd rather go ahead and ban someone and I can just like the person and be done versus having to go through a bunch of members. But how the page came about was this. I got tired of seeing like fake movie news.and if you remember movie pilot back in the day, I got tired of seeing fake news and stuff like that when it came down to uh sites like movie pilot and we got this Covered, but we got this cover came out like later on. But I got tired of that. So I'm like, you know what? I want to go ahead and create a page where people can feel welcomed. Not only feel welcome but be able to talk about their favorite movies just as i talk about my favorite movies and they have a safe place to do it without being judged because all movies are subjective. I might like, you may not like, or there might be certain scenes that you liked and I didn't like. And you can't measure film physically or anything like that. It's just something that cannot be measured. So, you know, I always say all movies are subjective. I always root for people that love their films, even though I may not like their film. I'm like, good for you. I'm glad that you liked that movie. It didn't work for me, but I'm glad it worked for you. That's great. But…you know, I was always in that type of space where i like i want to do a movie new new movie news then after that, I was like, okay, time to make a channel. I have, and then at that time, too, I also had somebody else that was working with me on the page, and i didn't put any type of advertisements into it or anything like that because i don't pay for advertising and well we got the admin at the time that i had was like, well, let's put some money into it. Let's go on ahead and do it. so Then after he left, it just was just me. And I had a couple of other people. And it was just like, you know, basically people coming and going. But, you know, I would never take anything back. And I'm happy that even though we may have our differences, I'm actually happy that he did support the page and he made it what it is. And then, of course, I continued off of it. But, you know, after that, I've just been there.It's just been Rossi and I ever since with just the page. But I want to say I started back in 2013 or 15. I think with the page now, I have like 22,000 some followers on it. Wow. That's a lot. It's done good. And everybody was telling me, oh, you cannot do a movie page. Because a movie… Like, movie taste and stuff like that is different for everybody said yes But if you do it right, in the right kind of context, it can work. I said, I can do movie memes. I can do memes from different movie quotes, stuff like that. I can make the algorithm work. And so, that's what I did. Um Then one of my friends like well, you need to make a youtube channel. So, I was like, okay, now it's time to make a youtube channel. So, in 2000 and, yeah, I want to say 2013, though.i started watching amc movie talk and i was trying to learn the lingo, learn the business side of it. So I discovered john Campia, AMC Movie Talk, started watching them, watching how they do things as far as stuff goes. And then i decided, okay, it's time. So I went on hit made the youtube channel. Then YouTube changed their ways of doing things. You know that um you have to have at least a thousand followers at that time in order to go live. And I was using Google Hangouts to go live. Oh, right. Yeah. So think of it like this. So I'm like, okay, so now I can't go live anymore. And it would take me three to four hours to just upload one video because my internet speed was so crap because I lived down in the city. Here's the thing. I don't live out in the city area at that time. And so I had the most crappiest internet from AT&T. So you were on DSL back then. Yes.And so I decided not to worry about trying to do a movie show anymore. Then my friend D comes up to me and goes, have you ever thought about doing a podcast? This is like in 2019. Okay. So it evolved into being several different things. And I also had another co-host named Charlie and stuff like that. We had our differences and stuff. And then Rusty and I was like, look, it's always been you and I doing this together. Let's just make it just you and I doing it. I'm like, okay, it works. But, you know, D was like, well, have you ever tried doing that? Have you ever tried doing a podcast? So 2019, I started the podcast and it was on my cell phone. And you remember Anchor, right? Oh, yeah. Anchor. Yeah. They got bought out by Spotify now. Right. So then I was like, okay, so I got Anchor. I'm using Anchor.I'm using it on my cell phone. And if you listen to like earlier episodes, you can hear, uh, crickets outside. You can hear different things because I'm doing the shows in my car. Right. Oh, okay. Like in the summertime and a hundred degree weather in the South. Yeah. I'm going like three or four bottles of water in my car because you don't have the air conditioner on. I'm guessing. Cause it's too noisy. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So, even in the evening time, I'm doing an hour-long show in my car in the evening time, and you can actually hear the crickets and stuff like that. I was like, I like the sound effects. I'm like, that's not sound effects. That's actually crickets in background they're like oh that felt really relaxing. I'm like, well, I'm glad it did, but that wasn't intentional, but i'm glad that you enjoyed it. So, then i finally managed to be able to save up enough for a computer, got me a mic,Got me stuff set up. But also, too, at that time when I was doing just the audio stuff, I didn't know how to edit. I didn't know how to do any of that. So I was just uploading episodes and stuff like that. And I was doing podcasting for about a year for the audio. And I'm eating lunch one day, right? So while I'm eating lunch, I had someone message me. I'm looking at my spam folder at lunch. And I happen to see a publicist from Netflix. Oh, cool. I'm like, what? So I'm like, this has to not be real. So I ended up, I messaged her. She goes, yeah, we would like to actually do something from Martha Luther King Day. Why don't you do a trailer reaction to a movie that we're releasing on that day? I'm like, okay, perfect. I'll do a reaction to it. And that's when I did that. And then I started networking with her more. She's like, well, do you like short films? I said, yeah, I like short films.Here's how you try the Holly Shorts Film Festival. So then after that, I started doing film festivals with the Holly Shorts Film Festival. I always knew what I wanted the podcast to be. I came up with a goal. I want to be in film festivals. I want to have sponsors. I want to do this professionally for the rest of my life. It's all a matter of getting there, right? Because you're thinking, how long is this going to take me? is this going to take like a four-year plan five-year plan or anything like that, you know? And it happened within a year. Wow. That's fantastic. Yeah. And I didn't expect that. I didn't expect that to happen in a year. I also didn't expect to be able to interview coleman domingo a year later. Wow. So a lot of stuff is like pinch me now. I'm dreaming. I'm living my life like i want, butStill don't have no funds coming in, but that's okay because I love what I'm doing. But at the same time, I'm humble enough to be like, wow. Are you still sweating it out in your car? No. As you can tell, I'm in. You're inside now. Yes, I'm inside now, not sweating or anything. You guys don't have to donate to me or anything like that. I promise you I have a house. No, that's wild. So do you think, Like, were all these things iterative? So, like, the page begat this, begat this, and then it's a culmination of all those things? Or what do you think, you know, kind of tipped it? Was there one particular thing that kind of put it over the edge? I think it had a lot to do with the audio, even though it's in my car. Even though, you know, yeah, I'm just uploading. I'm not even editing anything. Everything's uncut, raw and uncut.And to know that I captured somebody from Netflix and you know what I'm saying? It was, it felt surreal because I wasn't expecting it. I thought for myself, there's no, I thought, okay, this is my plan. I'll get a thousand subscribers because that's what they normally look at is the subscribers, the followers and stuff like that....

Miles finds out how important his BIL is while Bob catches his BIL in the act.

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I'm waiting for the live stream. That's what I was waiting for. Silly live streaming. Live stream this. Sometimes it's not on, you know. Sometimes it's just… Turn it on. Turn it on. Turn it on again. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Static Shows. This is Bob. Thank you, Lizzo. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. Welcome to Static Radio. Thank you, Lizzo. What the hell? What the hell was that? I just like to provoke you a little bit. Thank you, Liz. I was like, what? I like to throw you off a little bit. I do play a mean flute. Remember that time in band camp? Wow. Hey. It's a brand new year. It is 2025. Believe it or not. 2025. It's hard to realize that. Yeah. i've i've thought for sure after i met you and there's no way in hell he's making it 2025. i thought when i first met you there's no way he still has teeth like 2025. thanks i appreciate that because i was right about losing his hair though i was right yeah that's true it's unfortunate i still have most of my teethYeah. Yeah. Well, you know, 2025 has brought us some snow. Did you get any snow at all? Not a whole lot. Well, the other day, I guess. It was a Thursday, Friday or something. We got like almost probably 10 inches of snow. No. Nope. Yeah. The first snow was the best snow. It was everywhere. and then we've got another another dusting of snow that's pretty much gone i mean yeah it's all gone. In the driveway, but the other snow's still here yeah no considering we don't normally we get snow and then it goes away right right you know yeah yeah but the interesting thing to me that comes with the snow is we get to see all the little critters skittering about because they'reexposed. You can see their footprints. You can see them because there's no camouflage. I recently saw two foxes frolicking in the snow. That was nice. Two of them. Not just one fox. Two foxes chasing each other, having fun. I'm like… hey, I wonder what else… This was during the day. I was like, hey, I wonder what else has been around at night. So I got all these cameras set up, and so I proceeded one evening to kind of… Anytime there's movement near the camera, it records a little bit. And so I'm like, maybe I'll find some stuff. It'd be cool. So I'm going through the… The camera, the different cameras and looking at the, you know, it keeps, I have a big memory thing, so it keeps it for weeks. Yeah. It's not just like a day or something. It'll just keep it. And then when it gets full, then eventually it'll delete the old ones. And, but I mean, it's going to take like a month or something to fill up this, the, you know, memory. Yeah. So I'm buzzing through things real quick. Oh, there's a rabbit, right? Squirrels. There's the dog running in front of the camera.i think we're working up to a slender man story here. Really? You think that's where we're going with this? I'm sure of it so i'm i'm going back through, you know, going through time, backwards in time, looking at all these things and you know let me mute myself. I'm sorry. You don't need to hear this. I'm sorry. What are you doing? what's happening over there? I ran out of peanut butter and the dog's upset. I'm sorry. This dog is slender. I'm like, maybe you had a slender man thing going on there for some reason continue i'm gonna just mute this till this dog is done. Okay. Well, what is he doing? I don't know. The dog heard something and now the dog's upset. No, don't worry about it. It'll add some flavor to the story. Okay.my sister is taking care of it. Okay. Choosy mothers choose Jeff. The, um, so, you know, I'm, I'm kind of buzzing through sitting in my, in my usual spot, you know, I think we're kind of half-assed watching the show or something. And I get back to around christmas time and i'm clicking through, you know, Oh, you know, people coming and going in the front, you know, cars going yeah in the front and everything. And then, i'm I click and then there's one of the back patio. And I'm like, wait, wait a minute. That's, uh, my brother-in-law what he's on the back patio at christmas time. Okay. And then the next thing i know, he's taking a whiz. Oh, no, he's not. He is not. Yeah. Oh, my God. So I start cracking up. I'm like laughing. Everybody's like, what's wrong? What is wrong with you? What is wrong? I'm like, I passed the iPad over to my wife, and I'm like, look at this. Your brother's hanging dong. Your brother's taking a whiz out on the patio.and so then we're all laughing he's not there this is weeks you know it's yeah recently it's like the time has gone he's gone and yeah and everything and i'm like oh my gosh i'm like oh my god you didn't actually see you know his junk and stuff this was the even funnier part is is his back was to the camera yeah now my neighbors aren't very close But he was pointed toward the neighbors. Oh, Jesus. He was, yeah, full frontal towards the neighbors. Oh, God, no. Yeah. But, I mean, they're not close or anything. That's hilarious. Oh, my God. And then I go, I'm like, did you know your brother was pissing outside on the patio? So everybody's laughing and everything. There's so many questions with this. Was this the first time? I'm assuming not, because here's the kicker, right? Because everybody was at our house, right? My wife asked her mother, she's like, did you know your son was out peeing on the patio? I'm like, oh yeah, he told me. My God, the kid's like 50 for Christ's sake. Jesus Christ. Oh my gosh.Well, let me just say, unlike, you know, probably both of us, he is much more comfortable with himself. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I would have to be like deep in the tree line. Oh, no, no. This literally took about five steps out from the patio peeing in the grass. No, there's no way I would have the confidence to do that. I'm like, I'm so P shy. I'd be like, no, I'm trying to, he may have been on his phone. I don't even remember. Oh my God. He's whizzing and on his phone. He's like doing that. So isn't he like some like backroom bookie guy or something? Yeah. Right. Yeah. He does some gambling. Yes. Well, yeah. What do you, how do you, how do you like the saints this year? Let me see. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Clippers. I'll put 10 bucks on the Clippers. Who played on Netflix this year? That's probably what he was talking about. Oh my God.That is hilarious. It was really funny, and so we're all laughing. Why didn't he just go and use your bathroom? You guys got, like, nice, clean bathrooms. Well, this was also during, you know, the mini-pandemic that was happening, so there may have been no room at the inn during that time period. I don't know. There was a lot of full bathrooms. That is weird. I mean, it's fun. Actually, it's more funny than weird, actually. It is funny. I asked Greg, can I tell a story about your brother whizzing off our patio? I hope I meet this guy someday. I'll pretend like I know him. Hey, my grandparents live next door and I think they saw your dick or something. Hanging hog out in the back. Yeah, you were hanging dong, I think they said outside. Yeah.my grandpa said more than two shakes and, uh, you know, there's no, at this time of year, there's no cover. Yeah. All the trees are empty. So no, there's no way i would do that in broad daylight Like, well, it wasn't well it wasn't it was i guess it was like six o'clock. So it wasn't daylight. So, yeah, but still, I, yeah, I don't, I have a lot of weird stuff. I just can't be like, it was, he was illuminated by the house i mean yeah there wasn't an outside light on, but it was well okay all right well maybe that's not as bad. I don't know. Well, yeah. I'd still You would never do it. I know that. I wouldn't do it. Hell. I would have to have several different views of me blocked before i did it. Yeah, there's nothing outside here several times, but not like that. Yeah. Over by the shed.Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. That is… That is weird. It's just not what I was expecting. I found rabbits and squirrels and a dog and all this other stuff. Yeah, you're just going through all this, and then you're like, what? And then I see him out there. Honey, what's Fred doing out there writing his name? Yeah. Jesus. It was no snow though. It was all, it was no snow at that time. Oh, okay. Yeah. It was all still old uncle Fred out there taking care of business. Yeah. I asked the same question. I'm like, wasn't there a bathroom? I mean, we saw, has he been a question since this has been discovered or is this like, you're just waiting like for the day. Like, Hey, um, I, yeah. Yeah.That day is coming, isn't it? I'm sure my wife will say something to him, but I won't. Hey, remember that time that you whipped out your hog? You want to go whizzing at Christmas time. Maybe make it inside or something. I don't know. I'm whizzing in a Christmas. There's nobody around here. He's whizzing in a Christmas wonderland. Gonna piss like the new year. I hope the neighbors don't have binoculars. They're taking pictures. Of me tonight. Bigfoot was pissing on your patio. That is hilarious. Oh my God. Oh my God. But the thing was they, you know, I was just looking through stuff, and I was commenting on it, and then I get to this, and I'm just dying laughing. They're like, what's wrong with you? Ah, foxes and cardinals. Yeah, exactly. Birds, everything. Skinks. Birds and snakes and airplanes. Yeah, no, but I'm like, hmm, yeah. I'm glad that he's a very confident man. Was there audio?I did not play the audio, but there could have been. It would have been funny if he was singing Grease Lightning or something. Go Grease Lightning. Go Grease Lightning. Go Grease Lightning. Go Grease Lightning. Yeah. Wow. Go figure. Yeah. So are you going to go down to his house now and be like, all right, motherfucker. Uh,...

Rob from YMISpodcast

Rob from YMIS (Your Most Interesting Story) and Bob talk about all the happenings in the skies over New Jersey.

Rob from YMISpodcast

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Hey, everybody, and welcome to the part two of a conversation about the Jersey Drone Show. We went so long last time that we've had to make a part two. With me again tonight is Rob. The Jersey Drone's Revenge. Okay. Revenge of the Jersey Drones? Are we doing Attack of the Killer Tomatoes? Is that what it's like here? Uh-huh. Maybe George Clooney will be included in this one as well. I've heard there's a chance he might dial in. Dial in? I look forward. I look forward, yeah. Yeah, he'll connect. He'll connect. Yeah. But yeah, he was in the attack of the killer tomatoes. Anyway, enough of the silliness about that. But yeah, Rob's with me tonight. We're going to continue our obviously in-depth, into the Jersey drones, as we're calling them. Is that an official name, you think, Jersey drones? Jersey? Usually New Jersey. So it's New Jersey drones, I think. Do you have to put the new in there? Because people are going to get confused that it's England. Well, you better put it in apostrophe if you don't put the new, just so no one's confused. Because, you know, Jersey is over there in the U.K.,It's also a t-shirt material, isn't it? I think. It could be made of fabric. Yeah, I believe so. Jersey is a fabric type. I didn't think about that. Yeah. Maybe it is. Maybe they're just kites. Maybe we're really all on the wrong track here. It's just the Jersey kites. And then there's a lot of… African balsa wood. Yeah, there's a lot of guys drinking some… uh 40 ounces on the ground holding the string. I wonder if anyone's tried that, just waving their hand between the ground and the drone. It could be. I mean, it gets windy out there so so we've already, we've got the, we got, did the quiz. And must I, I must say myself, I think i did pretty well. Um, trying to think back, we've had a couple of quizzes of late.I think you did. Yeah, you did. You did pretty well. I think out of the. No, you did. All right. You came back. Finally, I get finally. I am. I'm spinning a bit here thinking of the quizzes because they're just so they're grained in my brain. Yeah, I finally get a little bit of, you know, you know, validation here. So then there we go. I don't know. You started off with the Dogman quiz and you nailed it. And I think about you as doing very well in the quizzes. So the quizzes that you have sort of tripped up on seem to be in the minority. So don't worry. You're always a quiz star to me. Oh, well, thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate being a quiz star. Quiz star. Speaking of stars, many people think that these orbs that people are seeing with the drones are stars.Hmm. Okay. Well, misidentified stars. It's pretty interesting if you, and I've tried this and it didn't have success, but apparently if you hold your iPhone or smartphone of choice up to a star and zoom in, you get some interesting sort of light effects going on to make it look like it's pulsating or undulating or something like that. Oh, really? Yeah. That's wild. Give it a try. Report back. Well, the interesting thing to me about these orb things is because everybody always overzooms their cameras. Yeah. And then you're going to get that effect. So, well, I don't know what digital zoom, what the, you know, because everybody's on digital zoom at this point. So who knows? Yes. I don't know. That's at least what people who are trying to say that these are nottrue photos of actual orbs, the debunkers that we've discussed at length. They say that it's just poor photography for the most part. Right, so yeah. All this stuff boils down to poor photography. Do you think if we had some kind of government-funded photography classes across the U.S., that that would… solve this whole problem because every time they're like, well, you know, these images mean nothing because they're so blurry and poor. I had some ideas earlier in life that, you know, if everybody had to spend four years in the political system to some extent, that we would have a country that was run a little bit better. But I think your idea of forcing photography classes that might be better much better yeah and we'd have we'd have proof of a number of these things we'd like discussing by now.And everyone would, their composition would be fantastic. Everybody would, you know, they would know the rule of thirds, right? Oh, yeah. You know, depth of field. Mm-hmm. All of these good things. They would know what a kookalurius is. They might, but I would not. Oh, okay. Well, this would be things that we would teach. Oh, that's right, yeah. I guess so. I'll look around at my local… We would… have scrims and shims and and all kinds of good stuff. I'll stop by my city hall and see what they have to offer me. Everyone would have a roll of gaffers tape. Now that i can get behind can't go can't go wrong with with having a roll of gaffers tape in your toolbox. If I had a nickel for every time, I wished i had a roll of gaffers tape. wellToo bad the holidays are over. That would have been the perfect Christmas gift. Is gaffer's tape extra sticky or is it easily removed like painter's tape? Ah, it's somewhere in between. So gaffer's tape is typically kind of like duct tape, but not quite as sticky and generally more cloth-like. All right. So it's not slippery? You know what, someone's slipping on your gaffer strip? Well, it could be slippery, but it's not. created to be slippery you know farther now it's not alien tape i'm thinking maybe cloth is less slippery than typical duct tape it's a little bit textured yeah i suppose so for foot traffic perhaps well yeah because you're taping down cables and you know yeah with the gap why they call it gaffers tape is beyond me why they call him a gaffer why was even this word gaffer i don't know the first time i saw that in the movie credits yeah i i don't uhI didn't get it. I still don't. It's like Best Boy. Best Boy. I have seen Best Boy. I think that was a put down and they were just like, I'm going to put this on the screen. Best Boy. I think that was Batman's first sidekick before Robin came along. And then he went and started a retail electronics chain. Best Buy. The Best Boy had an untimely demise. Yeah. I think I'll find an acrobat. This best boy is not working out. So what's happened in this Jersey drone business lately? Well, let me give you a little bit of a roundup that I accumulated here from, as you know, I've got a bunch of digital AI assistants. Digital. I guess they're just AI assistants. I assume they're digital. Yeah, the analog AI assistants, they don't work very well.Yeah, I had a couple of analog assistants and you have to keep winding them up and stuff. It's terrible. I've got a sweater with AI embroidered on the chest. Yeah, well, you could have analog assistants, I suppose. So this will bring you up to speed, I hope. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. As of yesterday, yesterday evening when I pulled this data, the FAA has extended restrictions, temporary flight restrictions, TFRs, for drones in New Jersey now until January 18th. In general, it says the situation continues to evolve, although I think mainstream media, for the most part, has given up on it and moved on to something else. Well, we've got a fire to deal with now. Yeah, right. They've got plenty to sink their teeth into. So drones are no longer…able to fly below 400 feet or within one nautical mile of the specified airspace in the areas that have been identified. So if you have a drone and plan to head over there, be aware of that. There's still ongoing investigations. The FBI continues to lead them on drone sightings. They say there's been thousands of reports. However, only about 100 reports were worth following up on, but still 100 reports of drones that cannot be Identify not so bad. Public perception. This is pretty interesting. They said that a recent poll found that 78% of Americans believe the government is withholding information and 53% consider them a threat to the country. The government or the drones? They didn't specify, but I'm assuming they're referring to the drones. I think we all know the government could be a threat to the country. Well, I'm just…just wanted to clarify the way you said that it could have it could have went either way so um and then of course, the sightings continue i do i'm not i'm not as deep in the reddit rabbit hole as i was last time we met, but i do stop in, and there's still plenty of fresh video, fresh takes. Oh, yeah. People still posting things, showing things um i saw a very interesting one. They've got these uh beach cams set up along the the coast of new jersey they just point out into the ocean. I guess they're for surfers or just people who want to look at nature, but every day there's new pictures of drones, orbs, and yesterday I saw one where this light, and again, no one knows whether these have been created by somebody. But it shows this little flash of light shooting from the ocean up into the clouds, like this really quick motion thing, and supposedly it was pulled from the public beach cam. I like to let the imagination run a little bit andthink well what if that actually is a real video? What the hell could that be? Well, interesting thing. So in part one of this uh adventure here jersey drone show i went to make a graphic, an ai graphic inside photoshop it was a photoshop AI, and it would it would not make me one. Really? Because I actually put in that i wanted um a new jersey skyline with a glowing orb. And it wouldn't give you the orb. No, so I basically pieced it together. Yeah, I mean, you know. But I got the skyline, but I couldn't do it with the orb and the skyline, which I thought was kind of interesting. And this is not the first time that Adobe has foiled my attempts to make easy and fast art....