Enraged by the woke brigade, Keith Norcross wants to erect a new statue of a slave trader. The late Sir John Pockley put a lot of money into Keith's beloved town of Chopple including a vital civic building, the public toilets. But many people in the area feel it's time for positive local figures to be celebrated, not someone who made their profits from misery. Keith disagrees so vehemently that he attempts to build a monument himself. Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, he is not a sculptor.