Steal Scott's Ideas

What if cars had lockboxes to store cell phones while driving?

What if we used dogs instead of towels after showering?

What if religions subsidized hover boards for unpopular teenagers?

What if we repurposed unsightly cellulite as soap for third world countries?

In this episode of Steal Scott's Ideas, Carrie, Donna and Bruce gather in St. Louis for some execution in public.

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What if shoes became chewing gum disposals?

What if mirrors took a picture of you to eliminate turkey neck?

What if women bought tickets to watch hunks work out?

What if sex rugs were self cleaning?

What if we opened a gym that charged you every time you didn’t show up?

In this episode of Steal Scott's Ideas, Mark, Jane and Brittany gather in Brooklyn for some execution in public.

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What if coworkers never tried to sell you crap at the office anymore

What if cat nostrils were the secret path to public sanitation?

What if bros were placed in businesses that truly need them?

What sorts of coughs occur below the waist?

What if you sterilized all the stupid people who lived in Montana?

In this episode of Steal Scott's Ideas, Christian, Rick and Rosie gather in Brooklyn for some execution in public.

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What if communal ownership could help people grow?

What if you give children speed in utero?

What if accountants had their own dating app?

What if children could be professional abducted to learn their lesson

In this episode of Steal Scott's Ideas, Jacob, Eli and Dirk gather in Brooklyn for some execution in public.

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In this episode of Steal Scott's Ideas, Scott shares his favorite moments from season one.

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What if we publicly shamed inconsiderate parkers?

What if your face could convince coworkers that you're actually healthy?

What if we fried fresh fruit for breakfast?

What if you took a supplement that brings out your dinosaur tendencies?

What if rich people shoveled cow shit as a meditation?

In this episode of Steal Scott's Ideas, Brittany, Jennifer and Katie gather in Brooklyn for some execution in public.

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What if we could broadcast our pretentious reading choices publicly?

What if restaurant guests could choose between vomiting or napping?

What if we sustainably repurposed soiled gym mats as placebo dumb bells?

What if eyeball bleeding was not only encouraged, but incentivized?

What if we tapped into the nostalgia food market by selling stale snacks?

In this episode of Steal Scott's Ideas, Matt, Sol & Eli gather in Manhattan for some execution in public.

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What if we deployed nano technology solutions for kitchen crunchies?

What if sports arenas hired crowd profanity police?

What if complaining made your pants fit better?

What if people who wore eye patches had their own baths?

What if we operationalized primal grooming?

In this episode of Steal Scott's Ideas, Ben, Danielle & Brittany gather in Brooklyn for some execution in public.

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What if every hotel room came with their own animal?

What if a scanner shamed people who didn't wash their hands?

What if we installed finger print activated porch safety boxes to ensure package delivery?

What if we averaged the age of toddlers and geezers?

What if bathroom scales gave body positive compliments instead of numbers?

In this episode of Steal Scott's Ideas, Kyle, Brittany & Scott gather in Brooklyn for some execution in public.

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What if strangers never stared at you again?

What if glittery greeting cards cleaned your house?

What if we turned ocean pollution into fertilizer?

What if you had a molasses covered groin?

What if seals copulated without destroying beaches?

In this episode of Steal Scott's Ideas, Brittany, Conrad & Kate gather in Brooklyn for some execution in public.

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