Steph Infection

Mena Suvari joins Steph and within five minutes there are feet on camera, a $30 Erewhon catastrophe, and a breast implant confession nobody saw coming. They get into Mena's new film where she escapes captivity using only her bunion foot, the teleprompter audition secret, a realtor who keeps coming back to get roasted, wearing heels at 13 in New York and paying for it forever, getting and removing breast implants, the woman at the meet and greet who yanked her own labia into a surgical situation, seeing an old man's full situation hanging out of his trunks at the Oakwood at age 14, a kilt incident at Highland dancing that should not have happened to an eight year old, and the C-section shaking nobody warns you about.

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See Steph's "KEEPIN EM' HARD" Tour:

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ - AUGUST 7-8

HALIFAX, CANADA - AUGUST 9

VANCOUVER, CANADA - AUGUST 29

EUGENE, OR - SEPTEMBER 10-12

RICHMOND, VA - SEPTEMBER 19-20

COLUMBUS, OH - OCTOBER 2-3

DENVER, CO - OCTOBER 8-10

VICTORIA, BC - OCTOBER 14

KELOWNA, BC - OCTOBER 15

REGINA, SK - OCTOBER 16

EDMONTON, ALBERTA - OCTOBER 17

PITTSBURGH, PA - OCTOBER 22-24

LOS ANGELES - OCTOBER 29

LONDON, ON - OCTOBER 6

SPOKANE - NOVEMBER 12-14

FORT LAUDERDALE - NOVEMBER 18

FULLY LOADED CRUISE - NOVEMBER 19-22

TEMPE - NOVEMBER 27-28

AUSTIN - DECEMBER 3-5

CHICAGO - DECEMBER 17-19

Get tickets at https://punchup.live/stephtolev/tickets

Steph Tolev caught fire on the BILL BURR PRESENTS: FRIENDS WHO KILL, Netflix special. She was named a COMEDIAN YOU SHOULD AND WILL KNOW by Vulture, which recognized her as one of Canada’s funniest exports. She was featured on Comedy Central’s THE RINGERS stand up series, and season two of UNPROTECTED SETS. Steph has appeared in Comedy Central’s CORPORATE and starred in an episode of the Sarah Silverman-produced PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME. Steph has been well received at festivals all over the world and headlines clubs across the country. She also has a hit podcast on ALL THINGS COMEDY called “STEPH INFECTION” and appears in the feature OLD DADS starring and written by Bill Burr on Netflix . Check out her tour dates to see her live!

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:45 - Mena Suvari Does Everything With Her Feet

00:05:07 - The $30 Erewhon Disaster

00:15:02 - How We Met & A Viral Bison Video

00:20:32 - Susan + Being Recognized

00:24:39 - Cue Cards & Using Your Fiancé as a Prompter

00:31:13 - Body Stuff: The Bunion

00:37:35 - Labia Yanking & Breast Implants

00:53:11 - Steph's Nose vs. The Internet

00:58:36 - Moldy Implants & Explant Surgery

01:05:06 - C-Sections

01:14:19 - Orgasm During Birth & Post-Baby Poops

01:18:32 - Shaking on the Table

01:21:35 - Wrap Up

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Will Sasso joins Steph for a full-blown Canadian summit, and somehow both of them currently have a hole in their foot. Steph and Will get into eating fried chicken with no plate ten feet from Ted Sarandos, shaking Eddie Murphy's hand, Homeland Security opening a sympathy card for Steph's dead dog and slapping a 10% tariff on it, Kids in the Hall supremacy, Will's hammertoe surgery that left him with no knuckles in three toes, landing in a Napoli hospital with an infected foot mid-vacation, his DIY gauze-in-the-hole wound care method (his doctor might hate him), Steph's snapped calf and the hair burrowing into her foot, and Will's buddy's legendary story about passing out cold mid-diarrhea with a metal halo bolted to his broken leg.

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See Steph's "KEEPIN EM' HARD" Tour:
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ - AUGUST 7-8
HALIFAX, CANADA - AUGUST 9
VANCOUVER, CANADA - AUGUST 29
EUGENE, OR - SEPTEMBER 10-12
RICHMOND, VA - SEPTEMBER 19-20
COLUMBUS, OH - OCTOBER 2-3
DENVER, CO - OCTOBER 8-10
VICTORIA, BC - OCTOBER 14
KELOWNA, BC - OCTOBER 15
REGINA, SK - OCTOBER 16
EDMONTON, ALBERTA - OCTOBER 17
PITTSBURGH, PA - OCTOBER 22-24
LOS ANGELES - OCTOBER 29
LONDON, ON - OCTOBER 6
SPOKANE - NOVEMBER 12-14
FORT LAUDERDALE - NOVEMBER 18
FULLY LOADED CRUISE - NOVEMBER 19-22
TEMPE - NOVEMBER 27-28
AUSTIN - DECEMBER 3-5
CHICAGO - DECEMBER 17-19

Get tickets at https://punchup.live/stephtolev/tour

Steph Tolev caught fire on the BILL BURR PRESENTS: FRIENDS WHO KILL, Netflix special. She was named a COMEDIAN YOU SHOULD AND WILL KNOW by Vulture, which recognized her as one of Canada’s funniest exports. She was featured on Comedy Central’s THE RINGERS stand up series, and season two of UNPROTECTED SETS. Steph has appeared in Comedy Central’s CORPORATE and starred in an episode of the Sarah Silverman-produced PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME. Steph has been well received at festivals all over the world and headlines clubs across the country. She also has a hit podcast on ALL THINGS COMEDY called “STEPH INFECTION” and appears in the feature OLD DADS starring and written by Bill Burr on Netflix . Check out her tour dates to see her live!

Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:03:45 - Will Sasso Is Here & Graffiti Standards
00:08:08 - Canadians In Hollywood & Susan Tribute
00:11:45 - Eating Chicken In Front Of Ted Sarandos
00:21:45 - A Tariff On A Care Package
00:24:50 - Tall People Meetups
00:28:40 - Kids In The Hall Supremacy
00:33:20 - Body Stuff: Hammertoes & An Italian Hospital
00:41:34 - DIY Foot Hole Surgery
00:46:45 - Ska Backlash & The Hair Buried In Steph's Foot
00:53:46 - The Pass-Out Poop Story
01:01:31 - Pac-Man Costume Disaster
01:05:36 - Wrap Up

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Hannah Calvo, the aesthetician behind Steph's CoolSculpting journey, finally makes it onto the podcast. Steph has been talking about her stomach for years and now the person responsible for fixing it is here to explain exactly how it works. Hannah and Steph get into the science of freezing fat cells, how kids sucking on popsicles literally led to this technology, why you pee and poop the dead fat out, what Kybella does to your chin, laser hair removal gone wrong, people DIYing their own filler at home, the horror story of a woman whose face was filled with mystery cement that no surgeon would touch, and why medical tourism for aesthetics is genuinely terrifying.

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Marc Maron stops by Steph Infection and immediately makes himself at home, which means an hour of medical anxiety, body scan results, and somehow ending on a book of gangrenous cock illustrations. Steph and Marc get into bombing at the Comedy Store after tragedy, crying onstage, Marc's full body Nuvo scan results including desiccated discs, mild scoliosis, and a thyroid problem, plus asking his cardiologist to just put preventative stents in, quitting his podcast, three cats he can't get rid of, going vegan and missing tin fish, Jay Leno still doing his thing, and his dad's medical textbooks full of diseases of the cock that haunted his entire childhood.

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See Steph's "KEEPIN EM' HARD" Tour:

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - JULY 17-19

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ - AUGUST 7-8

HALIFAX, CANADA - AUGUST 9

VANCOUVER, CANADA - AUGUST 29

EUGENE, OR - SEPTEMBER 10-12

RICHMOND, VA - SEPTEMBER 19-20

COLUMBUS, OH - OCTOBER 2-3

DENVER, CO - OCTOBER 8-10

VICTORIA, BC - OCTOBER 14

KELOWNA, BC - OCTOBER 15

REGINA, SK - OCTOBER 16

EDMONTON, ALBERTA - OCTOBER 17

PITTSBURGH, PA - OCTOBER 22-24

LOS ANGELES - OCTOBER 29

LONDON, ON - OCTOBER 6

SPOKANE - NOVEMBER 12-14

FORT LAUDERDALE - NOVEMBER 18

FULLY LOADED CRUISE - NOVEMBER 19-22

TEMPE - NOVEMBER 27-28

AUSTIN - DECEMBER 3-5

CHICAGO - DECEMBER 17-19

Get tickets at https://punchup.live/stephtolev/tickets

Steph Tolev caught fire on the BILL BURR PRESENTS: FRIENDS WHO KILL, Netflix special. She was named a COMEDIAN YOU SHOULD AND WILL KNOW by Vulture, which recognized her as one of Canada’s funniest exports. She was featured on Comedy Central’s THE RINGERS stand up series, and season two of UNPROTECTED SETS. Steph has appeared in Comedy Central’s CORPORATE and starred in an episode of the Sarah Silverman-produced PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME. Steph has been well received at festivals all over the world and headlines clubs across the country. She also has a hit podcast on ALL THINGS COMEDY called “STEPH INFECTION” and appears in the feature OLD DADS starring and written by Bill Burr on Netflix . Check out her tour dates to see her live!

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:41 - Marc Maron

00:08:48 - America 250, Basements, & Empire State Climbers

00:17:57 - Jay Leno

00:21:43 - Dealing With Grief

00:29:07 - Body Stuff: Degenerative Spine, Thyroid Problems & Bad Knees

00:38:59 - Manorexia & Body Dysmorphia

00:48:25 - Mental Health, Relationships, & People Who Don't Like You

00:58:32 - Something On My Dick

01:06:27 - Marc Reads His Scan Results & Relives Disease Book Horrors

01:11:29 - Wrap Up

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Francisco Ramos joins Steph fresh off the release of his first hour special, "Still Learning" (go watch it everywhere right now). Steph and Francisco get into stress eating versus stress drinking, collecting a dead dog's hair in a Ziploc bag, getting a taco tattoo removed from a terrible ex, Al Pacino having a baby at 82 with a 29-year-old girlfriend, Tracy Morgan's 22 kids and counting, a woman fainting mid-show and having to follow that set, two years of knee tendonitis that ended in surgery, why men have zero idea how tampons work, and the story of a 24-year-old man, a hospital evacuation, and a WWI artillery shell in the unholiest of holies.

Francisco just released is first 1-hour special STILL LEARNING! Check it out now at https://www.comedydynamics.com/catalog/francisco-ramos-still-learning/

Follow Francisco on Instagram at ⁠https://www.instagram.com/framoscomedy/ ⁠ and check out his tour dates at https://franciscoeramos.com/upcoming-events/

Follow https://www.instagram.com/stephtolev/ and https://www.instagram.com/steph_infection_podcast/ on Instagram.

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See Steph's "KEEPIN EM' HARD" Tour:

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - JULY 17-19
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ - AUGUST 7-8
HALIFAX, CANADA - AUGUST 9
VANCOUVER, CANADA - AUGUST 29
EUGENE, OR - SEPTEMBER 10-12
RICHMOND, VA - SEPTEMBER 19-20
COLUMBUS, OH - OCTOBER 2-3
DENVER, CO - OCTOBER 8-10
VICTORIA, BC - OCTOBER 14
KELOWNA, BC - OCTOBER 15
REGINA, SK - OCTOBER 16
EDMONTON, ALBERTA - OCTOBER 17
PITTSBURGH, PA - OCTOBER 22-24

Get tickets at https://punchup.live/stephtolev/tickets

Steph Tolev caught fire on the BILL BURR PRESENTS: FRIENDS WHO KILL, Netflix special. She was named a COMEDIAN YOU SHOULD AND WILL KNOW by Vulture, which recognized her as one of Canada’s funniest exports. She was featured on Comedy Central’s THE RINGERS stand up series, and season two of UNPROTECTED SETS. Steph has appeared in Comedy Central’s CORPORATE and starred in an episode of the Sarah Silverman-produced PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME. Steph has been well received at festivals all over the world and headlines clubs across the country. She also has a hit podcast on ALL THINGS COMEDY called “STEPH INFECTION” and appears in the feature OLD DADS starring and written by Bill Burr on Netflix . Check out her tour dates to see her live!

00:00:00 - Intro

00:02:29 - Stress Drinking, Sweating, & Wine Math

00:05:45 - Mourning Pets More Than Grandparents

00:13:21 - Tattoo Removal & Creepy Old Men

00:18:07 - Al Pacino Is 82 and Having a Baby

00:23:08 - A Comedy Emergency

00:30:09 - Body Stuff: Knee Tendonitis

00:35:44 - Tampons, Needles, & Managing Pain

00:42:08 - Bizarre Parental Warnings

00:52:38 - They Removed An Artillery Shell From His Rectum

00:58:38 - Wrap Up

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Fiona Cauley joins Steph fresh off getting engaged, and the two get into it fast. Steph and Fiona talk about her rare genetic condition (she's 1 of 3 siblings out of only 5,000 people in the US who have it), being told for three years as a teenager that she was faking her symptoms, a doctor who was visibly thrilled to finally diagnose her, $40k a month medication, dating with a disability and the men who either ran from it or weaponized it, handicap bathroom etiquette, and a story about a prolapsed uterus on the open sea that will ruin your week.

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See Steph's "KEEPIN EM' HARD" Tour:

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - JULY 17-19
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ - AUGUST 7-8
HALIFAX, CANADA - AUGUST 9
VANCOUVER, CANADA - AUGUST 29
EUGENE, OR - SEPTEMBER 10-12
RICHMOND, VA - SEPTEMBER 19-20

Get tickets at https://punchup.live/stephtolev/tickets

Steph Tolev caught fire on the BILL BURR PRESENTS: FRIENDS WHO KILL, Netflix special. She was named a COMEDIAN YOU SHOULD AND WILL KNOW by Vulture, which recognized her as one of Canada’s funniest exports. She was featured on Comedy Central’s THE RINGERS stand up series, and season two of UNPROTECTED SETS. Steph has appeared in Comedy Central’s CORPORATE and starred in an episode of the Sarah Silverman-produced PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME. Steph has been well received at festivals all over the world and headlines clubs across the country. She also has a hit podcast on ALL THINGS COMEDY called “STEPH INFECTION” and appears in the feature OLD DADS starring and written by Bill Burr on Netflix . Check out her tour dates to see her live!

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:29 - Susan Update

00:05:26 - Fiona Cauley Is Here!

00:10:12 - Touring Nashville & Dating Older Men

00:24:12 - Body Stuff

00:31:15 - The Doctor Who Was "Stoked" To Diagnose Fiona

00:35:36 - New Meds, Old Studies

00:41:24 - Touring and Performing in a Wheelchair

00:45:25 - Crowd Work & Accidental Advocacy

00:51:41 - Disabled Dating

01:00:55 - Handicap Bathroom Etiquette

01:05:25 - Uterine Prolapse on a Boat

01:10:31 - Wrap Up

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Daniel Sloss rolls into Steph Infection still recovering from American bar pours, turns out 5 gin and tonics in the US is not the same as 5 gin and tonics in Scotland, and he has learned this the hard way. Steph and Daniel bond hard over Highland dancing (for real), Scottish country dancing as a pickup culture, having a best bitch at your wedding, and why the Edinburgh Fringe would absolutely lose its mind if Steph showed up. Then it gets real as Daniel walks through both of his kids' births in full detail, including his wife losing 1.5 liters of blood, a stuck placenta, an hour and a half alone with a newborn not knowing if his wife was alive, and his wife shockingly coming back into the room like "let's have two more." He has not forgiven her.

Follow Daniel on Instagram at ⁠https://www.instagram.com/danielsloss/⁠ and check out his tour dates at https://danielsloss.com/tour/

Follow https://www.instagram.com/stephtolev/ and https://www.instagram.com/steph_infection_podcast/ on Instagram.

Send in your body stories to be featured on
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See Steph's "KEEPIN EM' HARD" Tour:

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - JULY 17-19
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ - AUGUST 7-8
HALIFAX, CANADA - AUGUST 9
VANCOUVER, CANADA - AUGUST 29
EUGENE, OR - SEPTEMBER 10-12
RICHMOND, VA - SEPTEMBER 19-20

Get tickets at https://punchup.live/stephtolev/tickets

Steph Tolev caught fire on the BILL BURR PRESENTS: FRIENDS WHO KILL, Netflix special. She was named a COMEDIAN YOU SHOULD AND WILL KNOW by Vulture, which recognized her as one of Canada’s funniest exports. She was featured on Comedy Central’s THE RINGERS stand up series, and season two of UNPROTECTED SETS. Steph has appeared in Comedy Central’s CORPORATE and starred in an episode of the Sarah Silverman-produced PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME. Steph has been well received at festivals all over the world and headlines clubs across the country. She also has a hit podcast on ALL THINGS COMEDY called “STEPH INFECTION” and appears in the feature OLD DADS starring and written by Bill Burr on Netflix . Check out her tour dates to see her live!

Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:10 - America Does Not Measure Alcohol

00:06:39 - Highland Dancing Origin Story

00:12:55 - Scottish People Are The Best & So Are Bitches

00:19:19 - Mothers, Misogyny, Shitty Men, & Tattoos

00:31:37 - Body Stuff & Nasty Ass Glasgow

00:38:39 - No Underwear

00:43:15 - Geographically Speaking

00:48:35 - Worst Body Thing You've Heard

00:58:05 - The Miracle Of Birth

01:04:38 - Wrap Up

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Ari Shaffir stops by Steph Infection and immediately makes himself at home, which means slow motion poop videos, piss bottle confessions, hemorrhoid talk, and an award presentation. Steph and Ari get into performing at The Box for Ari's storytelling show The End, being homeless by choice, getting booed in Brooklyn and London, why men have no idea what a labia is, hiding from Shabbos in a dorm room for 20 weeks, and the spoon story that cannot be unheard.

Follow Ari on Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/arishaffir and check out his podcast https://www.youtube.com/@youbetrippinpod

Also check out me and all the other amazing standups on his new storytelling show https://theend.ymhstudios.com/

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And if you want to see my award-winning episode, you can watch that at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrWFk0vcV6g

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See Steph's "KEEPIN EM' HARD" Tour:

ATLANTA, GA - JUNE 11-13

LEXINGTON, KY - JUNE 14

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - JULY 17-19

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ - AUGUST 7-8

HALIFAX, CANADA - AUGUST 9

VANCOUVER, CANADA - AUGUST 29

EUGENE, OR - SEPTEMBER 10-12

RICHMOND, VA - SEPTEMBER 19-20

Get tickets at https://punchup.live/stephtolev

Steph Tolev caught fire on the BILL BURR PRESENTS: FRIENDS WHO KILL, Netflix special. She was named a COMEDIAN YOU SHOULD AND WILL KNOW by Vulture, which recognized her as one of Canada’s funniest exports. She was featured on Comedy Central’s THE RINGERS stand up series, and season two of UNPROTECTED SETS. Steph has appeared in Comedy Central’s CORPORATE and starred in an episode of the Sarah Silverman-produced PLEASE UNDERSTAND ME. Steph has been well received at festivals all over the world and headlines clubs across the country. She also has a hit podcast on ALL THINGS COMEDY called “STEPH INFECTION” and appears in the feature OLD DADS starring and written by Bill Burr on Netflix . Check out her tour dates to see her live!

Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:25 - The End & The Box

00:06:29 - Grossest Place You've Ever F*cked

00:09:17 - Ari Goes Nomad & Getting Booed

00:18:32 - Labia Diagrams, *ss Eating Etiquette, & Pooping Onstage

00:24:25 - Pig Era

00:28:27 - Hemorrhoid Deep Dive

00:32:26 - Comedy Mothership

00:53:36 - The Shabbos Piss Bottle Chronicles

00:59:22 - Slo-Mo Poop Video

01:04:29 - The Spoon Story & The Award

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Steph lets you all in on what's been going on in her life.

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Heather Shaw joins Steph today to talk about how she can’t get the lesbian fans, having a perfect health track lesson and her new special.

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