When a kid on the youth baseball team you coach has bullets, YOU MAKE THE CALL. Also, Jason recalls having unfettered access to shotguns and more as a child and not really giving it a second thought. And since bullets are made to travel quickly and efficiently through the air, how do they fare in the human digestive system? Steve files his report in this episode of Then You Ruined It!

Podcast album artwork by Your Seventh Inning Scorecaller, Jason Sigler

When it comes to wild animals, the guys agree that "safaris" are great fun until mortal danger is introduced. And just why is Steve known as THE MONKEY KING in China? Finally, does Jason's hairstyle get him in trouble with the more flamboyant birds? All of this and more in the latest buffalo (bison?)-sized episode of Then You Ruined It!

Original episode artwork by The Monkey King himself, Steve Shinney

Podcast album artwork by The Cock of the Walk, Jason Sigler

SPORTSCAST! Steve raise ire and encourages theft with his sportswear, while Jason wishes his shoes weren't so damn cool. SPORTS! Jason stole his idea to satisfy people with problematic ideas with podcasts that never actually broadcast from The Big Bang Theory and here's a pro tip: plaid button-ups say "don't ask me about my sports opinions." SPORTS? Finally, the guys think kids should get out of uncomfortable conversations be removing their clothing. NOT SPORTS! POSSIBLY A CRIME!

Jason's wife nearly ruined their trip when time zones temporarily confused her, Steve ruins all car trips by declaring they are dictatorships, and Jason learns just how often Steve finds himself over-beveraged. 

Jason ruined a trip to the homeland when he discovered himself discovering himself when he tried to discover himself. Also, men's feet usually ruin everything, so don't draw attention to them, please. Finally, Jason ruined sandals for everyone back in the 90's.

Jason ruins being social with his desire to have access to human skulls. Steve mentions he's not planning on doing anything with his (so long as Jason's junk isn't involved) and Zooey Deschanel's sister gets mixed up in the ensuing adventure. It's a can't miss episode.

Steve tries to sell Jason on cruises again, this time with a new deplorable cast of weirdos and degenerates like the Uber Driver who don't get how drive car, the Topless Topper who appears to be able to control her breasts to avoid or engage in social situations, and the functionally-orphaned kid who wants the pool to himself again and will talk about anything to make that happen. Inevitably, it all just comes around to him once again ruining it for Jason.

Steve worked himself into a shoot and nearly ruined a wrestling show by pooping his pants out of kayfabe, while Jason is more concerned with how high the ceilings were. Meanwhile, a rambunctious architect ruined his chances of building anything ever again due to a likely inconsequential beef.

Jason rarely speaks up but with all the speaking he and Steve do, that's hard to believe. Both guys agree that nachos in a novelty baseball helmet ruin absolutely nothing, and Steve and his son thought it was Taco Time, but no, that time was long past.

Grab your popcorn, because HOME SHARING REVIEW BOMB FIGHTS is on! VRBO knows you smoked so much ganja that you conjured the baby you don't have who was then hit by a falling screen door that never actually fell. Also, Steve review bombed a family-owned restaurant that was clearly trying its best and refuses to go back and see if he put them out of business for good.