Ever seen something cool come out of a time capsule? Get why we think they're pointless? Also, Jason's hoop dreams were ruined when his pumpable shoes did nothing to lift either his spirits or his skill and Steve's class ruined a time capsule by putting it off then just shoving some trash in just before burial. Finally, did you know kids could ruin Rambo (RAMBO!) by describing it to each other?

All you singles and those without children, enjoy this episode and your jet skis, because we're talking about parenting! Jason would rather not hear about Steve's butt hair and would love to stop ruining his daughter's need for privacy if she would just stop casually hiding all the time. Jason's first on-the-job sex education involved very obvious, incriminating, painful hickeys and the guys agree that the early sex ed videos really inflate a young man's ego.

Mrs. Shinney tries to ruin crabbing because they're not enough, she needs MORE. Steve ruins crabbing with a bit of strain combined with some sand lodged in places convincing him he soiled himself. And Jason ruins clams by insisting they're always fried and he's quite alright with that, thank you very much.

Also, yes, geoduck sounds like a Pokemon, and yes, you should totally Google it.

Too much electronic juice on the eyeballs ruins life for both Jason and Steve's kids. Also, Jason's kids are bad at lying and that's... a bad thing? Finally, one of the stupidest things Steve has ever said was, "Tonight, I can't play Zelda, because I'm working on my screenplay."

Steve can't replace his wife, so he decides his phone will have to do and he's also taking pictures of... things in the bathroom? Don't worry, we talk about that as well as his position on Street Fighter sex appeal and whether or not the fandom should require hand checks. Finally, Jason questions Steve's impersonations of problematic celebrities.

Father and son of the Shinney tribe went through existential crises recently, but Jason finally had a Double Down so guess what they spend their time talking about? Also, Steve points out that eating anything family-style in a car is an original recipe for a disaster.

The guys agree that makin' married whoopie takes commitment and planning. Jason says it's all too taboo, but Steve thinks he shares TMI. Steve also knew ahead of everyone else that Forrest Gump wasn't that great so he skipped it while his daughter tries to inform people about the illuminati through 50-year-old dance trends. It's an eye-opening episode!

Jason wants to impulse buy a house, but luckily there are adults in the room and Steve thinks he should just pull into the drive thru and order his McMansion. Steve is also set on making his family into ghosts because they'd be so much easier to deal with, so maybe don't trust his advice.

Steve attempted the easiest of climbs and failed with a flatulent panache and Jason's children's minister pointed out that everyone farts, which led to everyone farting. Also, Jason and his buddy ruined yoga class with their relaxed farts (but they also know that everyone else was doing it, too).

Jason got this show censored on TikTok and it was actually totally Steve's fault (for an actually dumb reason) and Steve got censored in high school for lazy wordplay. Also, the guys remember when Jason ruined an aspiring cartoonist's life with his criticism and found his life's calling in the process.