Jason ruins hills, as he thinks they are only good for dying on. Steve tells a tale of college years gone by, wherein he ruins satire by attempting it, early Internet times with his first pro-Transformers flame war, and possibly his own life, for which he would like 1,000 Bay Bucks. He also probably ruined the Transformers franchise.

Steve and Jason have their race identity ruined by an eight-year-old, Jason ruins the family budget to afford just one more Kirby game and also think osmosis is a valid method of learning a trade.

Sure, a digital doctor is a cool idea until you realize that can't really do anything for you. Jason ruins Steve's pretension by just being a loathsome, hateable human being, while Dr. Steve ruins life for everyone with fluids.

Wordle has hit Steve and his family right in their love sack, while Jason plays along with his kids so long as they do EXACTLY WHAT HE TELLS THEM TO DO. Both guys lament the arrival of Rock Band being just a few years shy of the families they desperately needed to field a band with.

Steve nearly ruined the life of a swimsuit model-turned-professor with his front page news while Jason ruins Clark Kent by suggesting he learn Photoshop. Also, Steve reminisces about his favorite porn shop back in Utah.

Steve's parents ruin love and honesty for him when they fail to relay important family updates to him. Jason wants a chance to ruin Japan before he dies and also avoids ruining Skype calls with his mom by leaving out the chance for bummers. Finally, Jason ruins the podcast by forcing Steve to get back to the Jimmy.

Steve's "uncle" ruins China for him, while China ruins sleep for his baby. Meanwhile, Jason had his sleep ruined by svelte, tight, handsome European boy toys and while he owns a backpack, he has never actually been backpackING.

Jason ruins sex ed when his wife is sex-ed, but is also concerned he's ruined his daughter in an attempt to create a human Pokedex. Meanwhile, Steve worries that Washington state is too smart for him.

To welcome 2022, we're looking back at the various things we ruined in the first year of this fledgling podcast, including lakes with our pee, nudity in the water in general, gymnastics routines (thanks, Jason), dances for handicapped people, nudist resorts, and wearing your kid's clothes.

Here's to ruining a brand new year!

Steve ruins the office for Jason by informing him that he is the office mooch. Everyone ruins donuts for Jason by cutting them in half. And Steve and his son have zebras ruined for them because it's truly what they deserve.