Steve and his daughter ruin the lives of some fine American robots for a few laughs. Steve also ruins Jason's reputation by comparing him to Facebook. And Jason ruins his algorithm by daring to buy something off of Instagram.

Jason reveals why his distaste for dumb people has found him few friends while Steve is happy to welcome them, even introducing new sign language to a sometimes divided crowd. Jason then ruins sex for everyone by describing how he gets it (and no, it doesn't involve white supremacy) while Steve ruins his chances of ever being a real somebody.

Steve thinks highly of his role as a volunteer coach, but Jason ruins that perspective for him. Zip ties ruin a feeling of security by clipping off the dangly bits. Both guys ruin one another's names, though Steve comes out all the better for it.

Jason is thrilled that Steve finally got his own tornado, but the experience was less than death-defying and thus. ruined. Both guys are thankful, however, that their families were never forced to raise and then sacrifice their dinners. Stay tuned after the outro to see what Jason really thinks about Steve's dad jokes (hint: they ruin things).

Jason got a cult-like hard sell from a friend of a friend and it almost ruined meatloaf for him. Steve ruined exorcisms by performing one, despite having no training or ability to do so.

Steve attempts to ruin good, sweet sauces for Jason, but the thickest of dripping dips cannot be sullied with his flimsy meddling! Leave it to Steve's friend to do that. Also, does Winger sound like weiner? A Then You Ruined It investigation.

Jason's neighbors ruin Halloween for his sweet, delicate mind and the guys ruin Dracula for anyone who ever had a kink for such things. Oh, and Jason ruins Steve's plans to murder a lot of people (j/k, but he keeps him on the phone for a trace, just in case).

Steve and yet another Dude House (TM) ruined getting Internet put in and Jason ruins that with, just, so many questions.

Both Jason and Steve ruin nudist resorts with so many questions: sure, the resort is nude, but where does the nudity start? The airport? The ride to the resort? Check-in? Is the staff nude? Are they ... strategically nude? 

Also, if you start a bucket list just to get nude content on there, you're a pervert and we wish you the best of luck.

Adam Sandler has a new character to try out and it's a real throwback! Also, Jason ruins peeing in the shower AGAIN, this time blaming it on his targeting computer. Finally, Steve disagrees with Jason's stance on nudist bathroom habits and Steve's wife has had enough with these filthy standers.