Jason ruins fireworks for those who love fireworks, but then Steve encounters a man, nay, a legend who just wants to celebrate independence with a headache-inducing fireworks display, and ruins them again.

Jason has decided to join the rest of the gaming populace (roughly 394% of the population of Earth) in obtaining a PlayStation 5 and ... it's not going well. His suffering is your entertainment as he ruins his family's life in the pursuit of happiness in a ridiculous looking white plastic box.

Jonathan Coulton ruined a work relationship for Steve (don't worry, it was actually Steve's fault, Jonathan is still fine ... right? Has he been canceled? Oh snap, he got canceled, didn't he?) and Jason ruined college for a gay friend who was just being friendly and awkward.

Steve ruined a bust for Australia's keystone finest, Jason attempted to ruin a pumpkin grower's day, and together the guys recount their respective felonies will being thankful no one actually listens to this podcast.

Steve's wife ruins bald eagles for his family, Steve ruins Twitter for everyone that doesn't gush about birds, and Jason ruins an early No Doubt classic.

Jason ruins the pool for his daughter, but maybe saves the bathroom for Steve and all the rest of us? Steve ruins his son's life with his family's pee jugs and then turns his attention to Jason as he attempts to saddle him with a sex offendership.

Steve's uncle tries to ruin pools and the summer in general for the kids, but they love it all anyways (stupid kids) and Jason ruins the bed with his naked cake-eating ways (not really, but if he wanted to, he could, because HE DESERVES IT).

Steve ruins Idaho (again), time travel, and hooky bobbing (whatever the heck that is) and Jason ruins Sinbad for Kansans and Kansas sympathizers. And yes, Colorado should get over itself.

All squats are ruined with farts, it's just science. Kids emulating their sports heroes typically ruin it for everyone else, Steve ruins sports by offering his son the wrong motivations and Jason's love for gear was satiated by baseball.

Two presidential administrations sent Steve's family food care packages, guess which one ruined Taco Bell beef in the process? Also, Jason's parents ruined a visit by sending ahead their own steaks and Steve's mom ruined her daughter's wedding, the same wedding where Jewish people were unwittingly disrespected. It was pretty epic.