Steve thinks highly of his role as a volunteer coach, but Jason ruins that perspective for him. Zip ties ruin a feeling of security by clipping off the dangly bits. Both guys ruin one another's names, though Steve comes out all the better for it.

Jason is thrilled that Steve finally got his own tornado, but the experience was less than death-defying and thus. ruined. Both guys are thankful, however, that their families were never forced to raise and then sacrifice their dinners. Stay tuned after the outro to see what Jason really thinks about Steve's dad jokes (hint: they ruin things).

Jason got a cult-like hard sell from a friend of a friend and it almost ruined meatloaf for him. Steve ruined exorcisms by performing one, despite having no training or ability to do so.

Steve attempts to ruin good, sweet sauces for Jason, but the thickest of dripping dips cannot be sullied with his flimsy meddling! Leave it to Steve's friend to do that. Also, does Winger sound like weiner? A Then You Ruined It investigation.

Jason's neighbors ruin Halloween for his sweet, delicate mind and the guys ruin Dracula for anyone who ever had a kink for such things. Oh, and Jason ruins Steve's plans to murder a lot of people (j/k, but he keeps him on the phone for a trace, just in case).

Steve and yet another Dude House (TM) ruined getting Internet put in and Jason ruins that with, just, so many questions.

Both Jason and Steve ruin nudist resorts with so many questions: sure, the resort is nude, but where does the nudity start? The airport? The ride to the resort? Check-in? Is the staff nude? Are they ... strategically nude? 

Also, if you start a bucket list just to get nude content on there, you're a pervert and we wish you the best of luck.

Adam Sandler has a new character to try out and it's a real throwback! Also, Jason ruins peeing in the shower AGAIN, this time blaming it on his targeting computer. Finally, Steve disagrees with Jason's stance on nudist bathroom habits and Steve's wife has had enough with these filthy standers.

Steve's family's tent touched butts with another family's tent and now it's weird. Also, Steve's wife might be trying to tell him something about ... kayak size. Finally, Jason once built a tent out of sticks and a sheet, ruining camping for everyone involved.

Steve somehow manages to ruin weird body abominations, home improvement (not the show, Tim Allen did that in recent years), tetanus shots, pergola ownership, and solo meth use, all in one episode.