Steve is weirded out when something is so beautiful he doesn't want to pee on or in it. Also, Jason attempting to hang upside down would be like the grace of a spider hanging from its web being hit by a light wind. Finally, Steve thinks airdropping through the Aurora Borealis would be the ultimate thrill... for him to pee on!

Jason attempted a mini yoink of a garden snake but his kids feared he would anger the snake gods and he relented. The guys contend that "he's halfway to Jesus" sounds like a perfectly cromulent Southern colloquialism for describing the movements of a lizard. Finally, Steve proves that growing up an Idahoan means saying things like "I had to put all of my snakes down and I was very sad" is pretty normal.

Jason relished the chance to show people his giant bone and Steve was so taken with a lady he offered her his finest battle skull. Steve also overcomplicated college by forgetting the two key things he could do at any time: read or masturbate. We also find out that Jason's got a list of Boner Jamz you should never play around him. And finally, a college sex shower (singular) shouldn't require as much planning and forethought as Jason required.

Steve took the Klondike Challenge as a kid, but his prize was chocolate chips and the dare involved self-inflicted bodily harm. Meanwhile, bananas confound us for various reasons, many of which we discuss. Finally, Jason wanted to fly like Mario but he couldn't figure out where the cape would tie on. Strangely enough, when he finally got an actual cape with his name on it, he didn't attempt flight and was content to zoom around on foot. That probably ruined it.

Steve describes at least one workout at the gym he doesn't want to do because it requires sharing the same... meatspace as another guy. Jason calling out Steve's terrible visual descriptions somehow leads a conversation about dongs on workout machines to stray ever-so briefly to the subject of accessibility. Together, the guys create a set of themed gyms they'll someday start.

Jason knows that every scary movie he watches automatically conjures the horror in his own life, ruining life in general for everyone around him during October. If the many podcasts that Jason chooses to listen to didn't force him to view movies he voluntarily watches, he'd be much less skittish that whole time. Meanwhile, Steve thinks asking a AAA video game developer to put his greatest fears into a fighting game so he can pummel them into obscurity isn't asking too much.

Steve went to one of those "only in a teen movie" high school parties and there was JELL-O WRESTLING. But it wasn't... sexy? Really? Something's wrong here...

Jason missed out on a massive outdoor co-ed mud fight because he didn't want to upset his girlfriend. Also, Steve forces Jason to relive a painful, bullying Pizza Hut-related memory for content because he thinks this is a good replacement for therapy.

Finally, the freedom of high school lunch forced us all to make decisions we either immediately or eventually regretted.

Jason proves that, if you really want to see wrestling, you'll take just about anyone along, including the gay friend who's crushing on you. He also once besmirched the good name of the king, Sir William Joel, and that earned him a trip to a secluded Murder House (TM) for sentencing (and punishment?). Finally, if so many other versions of us have died to give us power... is this as good as it gets?

Jason notes that crushing cans was a Kansas kid's pastime for those who wished to recycle. Steve discovers that smashing cans against your head is exclusively a childhood/teenaged feat and is useless after college. Together, the guys read enough magazines to obliterate ten Amazon rainforests.

Siri regularly provides comedic timing that the best stand-up comedians only wish they could craft and Jason's family just moved on to allowing "butt" and the excitement amongst the parents is palpable. Steve gave up curse words for fresh chocolate chip cookies (and friends, probably). Also, Steve accidentally texted with his dad about how the sex was going with his mom and immediately chucked that phone in a lake. Our dads probably got into exclusive clubs by telling people we were differently-abled and we don't see any shame in that game.