They say you should do one thing that scares you every day. Rich's choice? Waking up and participating in society.

Also this episode:

• What do people really get up to once they go to bed?
• The age-old question... do you actually swallow spiders while you sleep?
• What's something you could wear at 25 that would make you look ridiculous now?
• Are you a pampered tourist, or can you survive without all the creature comforts?
• Our essential (and mostly useless) summer survival guide for making it through the hottest time of year.
• And why arguing with Rich is a terrible idea... because he never runs out of mean things to say.

Questionable life advice, unnecessary debates and two grown men confidently discussing things they definitely aren't qualified to explain.

There is absolutely no graceful way to separate two shopping trolleys. Everyone looks like they're losing a fight with a robot.

Also this episode:

• Why are people so obsessed with photographing their food instead of eating it?
• The surprising trend of women over 40 having more babies than teenagers.
• What's something you could happily wear at 25 but would look completely ridiculous wearing today?
• Why Doesn't This Exist? A shopping trolley that actually follows you around the supermarket.
• And Rich explains why the advice "Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" should come with a footnote... because you might never own a house either.

Questionable opinions, unnecessary debates and two grown men trying to make sense of modern life... with very limited success.

Nothing fixes a terrible day quite like ice cream... unless you've just faked your own kidnapping to avoid getting into trouble with your wife.

Also this episode:

• The unbelievable story of the man who staged his own kidnapping just so he could go to a party—and the best excuses we've ever used to get out of trouble.
• Do ambitious men really have more success in dating, or is confidence doing all the heavy lifting?
• Things That Should Exist: WhatsApp should tell you when someone listened to your voice note at 2x speed.
• Forget dating apps—we want an Adult Friendship App that simply finds someone who's free on a Tuesday for a coffee, a pint or a moan.
• And why Rich's social life isn't limited by choice... it's limited by his bank balance.

Everyone's fighting a battle you know nothing about... so maybe be kind. Unless you're the bloke FaceTiming on loudspeaker in the supermarket.

Also this episode:

• Why have men's shorts suddenly become ridiculously short?
• The truth about why men lie about their height
• A brand new round of Who's the Bellend? featuring:
• Our favourite things that absolutely should exist, including a car light that simply says, "I'm lost."
• And why some people have detailed five-year plans, while Rich wakes up each morning to see what the vibes are.

Nobody solved a single problem, but everyone got judged anyway.

Rich gives you two options: an awkward silence or an awkward conversation... neither ends well.

Also this episode:

• Why sleep is one of the strangest things humans do when you really think about it
• Jono's latest rant about crazy drivers and the people who shouldn't be behind a steering wheel
• The shocking story of a teenager who went blind after living on junk food
• Why Rich has developed a theory that stupid people might actually have it easier
• And an important philosophical question… do caterpillars know they're about to become butterflies, or is it the biggest glow-up in history?

This episode proves that overthinking absolutely everything is both a talent and a problem.

One person jumped the queue in a coffee shop… and Rich has never fully recovered.

Also this episode:

• The tiny everyday arguments that make couples say, "That's it. We're done." From dishwashers and air conditioning to stealing your partner's chips.
• The heartbreaking question every pet owner wants answered… are you actually your dog's favourite?
• Jono celebrates an unexpected Amazon win that almost never happens.
• And we settle a surprisingly divisive question: who stands up to put their socks on?

Plus, Rich discovers he's got the soul of a Spice Girl and the knees of a Golden Girl.

Two mates, too many opinions and absolutely no chance of staying on topic. 

Jono thinks he's dangerously close to becoming a jigsaw puzzle person, while Rich is forced to answer one important question…

Would he actually survive?

Also this episode:

• The old workplace drama you still think about years later
• A retro Games Box selling for an eye-watering amount of money
• Would Jono or Rich survive medieval London, prison, a cruise with no phone, living in Dubai on AED100 a week, rural Ireland or customer service?
• And is it perfectly reasonable to dislike someone because they refused to eat your food?

Some opinions should've stayed as inside thoughts… but here we are. 

Rich explains why cooking together is massively overrated, while Jono proudly defends his legendary cheese sandwich.

Also this episode:

• Why there's always that one person at the gym who seems to hate you for absolutely no reason
• The debate around whether The Odyssey has gone "too woke"
• Is it ever acceptable to comment on someone's weight?
• And the everyday situations that make you question humanity before 10am.

This episode contains strong opinions, zero filters and at least one argument that nobody saw coming.

Rich accidentally bought a shopping trolley, and somewhere during the episode became convinced Jono was gaslighting him… or maybe the other way round.

Also this episode:

• When does gaslighting stop being a buzzword and become the real thing?
• Should the World Cup finally get a proper half-time show?
• The debate nobody asked for… where should men actually have hair?
• Plus the everyday purchases that make you question your own life choices.

No facts were harmed in the making of this episode. Only each other's patience.

Jono somehow managed to get into three separate fights over the weekend, while Rich accidentally sparked a full-blown argument between a married couple… and sat back to watch it unfold.

Also this episode:

• Why some people seem to have a special talent for starting arguments between couples
• The internet's latest weight-loss tips and whether any of them actually work
• The debate that refuses to die… cheese
• Is shopping in posh supermarkets actually worth it, or are we all paying extra for nicer lighting?

No friendships ended during the making of this podcast… although it was touch and go for a while.