Episode 53 - Mentors and Management Consultancy

Consultants successfully recaptured, alert level lowered to alternating blue and green strobes. Paradrak Ngelion assigned for orientation. 

The client, The Eternal Order of Patriarch Hans, requests fundraising and image improvement advice to help combat the impact of their murderous activities. 

Management Consultants' advice: exciting new mission statement; sotto voce logo slogans; bowel cleaning eye machine (unrelated); BANG; dusky glances; self-reflecting commands; vouchers for horrifying products. 

Content warnings for: 

• Emotional abuse
• Bullying/taunting
• Unhealthy relationships
• Cults & cult activity
• Alcoholism & dangerous drinking practices
• Swallowing SFX
• Innuendo
• Mentions: zombies, kidnapping, existential crisis, guns, death, injury, blood, poison

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/vhZ2WjE

Special thanks to Penny Dreadful Mess for this episode's Brief Submission and this week's Patrons: Nicole Perlman, Devon, Cayleigh Latimer, Little King Trash Mouth, Joseph P Legander III, Qwenivere, Zsofia M, IRQ, Anna Godfrey, Tony Jasper, Obscura Noxia, Blair Riddle, Agatha Bird, ContestSylveon, Bianca Sofia Ricci, Carly Johnson, Ace Gifford, Emily Mundidyke, Samantha A., Cortue, Kathryn Blair, Hugh Smith, Marianna Jones, Jo, Kasserine, Elizabeth H., Kendra, Isabella Silva, Nuka96, Shy Magpie, Katie Nelson, Sam Quiche, TJ Hummel, SDD, Hannah McGinty, Socket, saintdominicci, Elyssa, Haley, Lane Dolberg, Jamie, Maxwell McCandless, LCR, Samrath Kaur, Emily Of The Beef, Maddie Christie, Jess McKnight, Chloe Artice, brk5239, sunnyletom. 

Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith 

Produced by Katie Seaton 

Executive Producer Alexander J Newall 

Performances: 

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris 

David 7: Ben Meredith 

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith 

Paradrak Ngelion: Alison Thea-Skot 

KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton 

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones 

Artwork: Anika Khan 

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner 

Featured SFX: LittleRobotSoundFactory, Clearwavsound, rombart, schatzl0, laiaoreka, michorvath, artefakt, geodylabs & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle. 

Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy. 

Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.

Join our community:

WEBSITE: www.rustyquill.com

FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/therustyquill/

TWITTER: @therustyquill

REDDIT: www.reddit.com/r/RustyQuill/

EMAIL: [email protected]

Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.