Episode 71 - Bathin and Ballistics

Head of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare.

Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the natural planetary development of the universe any further.

Strategic War Plan: immediately abandon mediation; vomit; dramatic irony; door to door violence; lick the handles; hidden hover cat leavings; veiled threats.

Content Warning for:

• Alcohol & alcoholism
• Bullying/taunting
• Emotional abuse
• Innuendo
• Germophobia and emetophobia
• Discussion of: physical violence, death, war
• Mentions of: smoke, bombs, guns, food
• SFX: repetitive alarm.

Transcript: https://cutt.ly/vvChT8U

Special thanks to Ari Fenenga for this episode's Brief Submission.

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Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith

Produced by Katie Seaton

Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

Performances:

I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris

David 7: Ben Meredith

Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith

Bathin, Grand Duke of Galactonium: Travis McElroy

Head of Ballistics Akteraks: Annie Fitch

Editing: Maddy Searle

Music: Samuel DF Jones

Artwork: Anika Khan

Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner

Featured SFX bytim.kahn, jayfrosting, CuddleNucks, PatrickLieberkind, nickb1608, JarredGibb, WavJunction.com, Benboncan, noiseloop, maxlacaria, Werra, szegvari, GregorQuendel, florianreichelt, wangzhuokun, kyles, InspectorJ, nikitralala, alonnaallen, grubzyy & previously credited artists via freesound.org. Original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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