"They've got the toothpaste guy".
It's the penultimate cast of the season and there's quite a few loose ends to tie up on everyone's first choice Wealdstone podcast.
Part 1 00:00
Off the bat we review the defeats at Notts and Wood and ask where have the goals and form gone? Has the team hit the wall or are they on the beach?
With the most open field for Player of the Season we discuss who the front runners are, and maybe hint at who will be the lucky winner of our award.
Part 2 42:55
Then onwards to previewing the final 4 games of the season, the 3 home fixtures against Shots, Dorking and Solihull,  the much anticipated closer away at Southend, and the competition to see who will be in the town earliest and most comatose come kick-off.
Part 3 1:00:35
The sticky subject of the pitch raises it's ugly head again, and the question of whether we spend money on players or the pitch.
We're at the business end of the season, who are the winners and losers, who's coming up and who's going down, and what's our highlights of the season.
And finally, Jez has wonderful news for all of us...
It's a mix of youth and experience this time out as we go "five at the back", with River and Rob being the counter foil to Pete and Jez, and Adam is stuck in the middle with you.

"Never work with animals or idiots"
And you're back in the room with the only Wealdstone FC podcast worth listening to!
Mark is in the chair and it's ex-busmeister Dave, and the return of Simon and Mark McMiserable with all the "hot takes".
Part 1 00:00
No newbies so straight into the reviews of those fine performances away at Scunny and home to the cuckoos. How wonderful!
Then we touch on the new signings and the meteoric rise in our home gates since our first season at The Vale.
Part 2 26:15
We don't bother talking about Oldham as this probably won't hit you ears before the game is played. But...
There's always the upcoming fixtures with Aldershot and Soilhul at home, and the super Easter Friday trip to Meadow Lane to look forwards to.
Part 3 1:05:30
AoB and Simon asks whether we should be bringing back some of our loaned out players to bolster the squad. Mark gets Miserable. Dave is happy in retirement. The Falkland Islands. Berries/Fruit. Minds blown.

"This is completely pointless by the way..."
Time again for a new episode of everyone's favourite (i.e. only) Wealdstone fans podcast!
In this episode:
Part 1 00:00
It's a middle youth takeover, and we get introduced to the 3rd Rawal to appear on the cast, as Nik loses his cherry and gives us his backstory.
Then it's on to reviewing the recent games against Alty, Maidstone and Chesterfield at home, and the away trip to Torquay.
Part 2 37:30
It's the preview segment looking forwards to Scunny away, the the Cuckoos at home on NLD under the gaze of the BT Sport cameras, and the following visit of former Premier League big boys Oldham to the Vale.
Part 3 54:30
More of Adams nonsense stats, and they don't get more nonsensical than these ones! Then we check out the arrival of Joel Taylor from Notts County and with 10 odd games to go who ends up where, and why Wrexham HAVE to win the league title. And finally we remember 9 years ago when we finally won the Ryman League title, where we were beating East Thurrock united 5-0 and Tom Pett broke Bananas heart.
This episode is hosted by Adam, with some actual common sense conversation provided by Raj and Tom, and is punctuated by more toilet breaks than we've ever had in any previous edition!

"That fence is massive tonight!"
Spring has sprung, the days are creeping towards being longer, and here we come with another super soaraway episode of Stonescast!
In this edition:
Part 1 00:00
We welcome our newest recruit Alex and hear his Stones backstory.
Part 2 09:55
It's time to look back at the games at Home to York, and the three away trips to Chesterfield, Woking and Halifax, which returned varying levels of success.
Part 3 38:00
We gaze into the crystal ball have have a punt at what we can expect out of the upcoming fixtures, Alty and the other Stones at home, Torquay away and finally getting around to the return match against Chesterfield at home.
Part 4 58:25
In AOB we cast a look over who we think the contenders for POTS are likely to be, and discuss why Sam seems to get so much unwarranted criticism.
Then it's who we think are looking down the barrel of relegation from the division and finally what the hell is going on with the stewarding at Woking?
Paul occupies the hot seat with wide men Mark and Dave sticking their opinions into the mixer.

"That's just sheer buffoonary!"
It certainly is in this fun packed episode of everybodies favourite Wealdstone related podcast! Coming in this time around:
Part 1 00:00
We meet new young gun caster Jamie and hear where he caught the Stones bug, and then it's on to reviewing the last 3 matches. Well we mention Yeovil A and Daggers H but it's mainly about the fun and games up at Wrecsam and a level headed appraisal of the officiating at that particular fixture.
Part 2 48:00
The games come thick and fast as we preview York at home, and the following 3 away games at Chesterfield, Woking and Halifax.
Part 3 1:10:35
It's all about the AoB, Barnet at home on the telly, both the players and now the fans "trusting the process" and what's the secret to staying in the NL for the new teams being promoted.
Mark's in the throne with Jez and Sudhir as his wingmen.

"Clearly my opinion on football is sketchy..."
It's been a miserable month for football, or lack of it anyway but we're back with our usual dose of Wealdstone nonsense to entertain, inform and amuse you until the next fixture comes along.
Part 1 00:00
It's meet the newbies as we get the backstories of Young Gun Spreaders and old lag Bananas. Then we pick over the bones of the disappointing home defeat against Gateshead.
Part 2 18:00
Preview time and firstly it's Yeovil away on what will be a chilly night in Somerset, then following onto the home game against Daggers this Saturday and next weeks trip to title chasers and FA Cup heroes Wrexham. What do we think our chances are?
Part 3 43:20
We celebrate Matt and Stu's 100 games in charge at the Vale and discuss the progress the club has made under them.
Part 4 1:09:35
In AOB we look at the hint from Rory that there is imminent lease news on the horizon. But is it good or bad news? Should we be holding our breath with the lease expiring in the near future. Plus, with us sniffing a shot of a playoff place, is that a good or a bad thing if we wouldn't be allowed to play in them?
It's all good stuff and we're sure you'll have as different an opinion to our casters so let us know your thoughts.
Paul is in the chair dragging the always dependable Leo with him as one of our regulars.

"Am I boring you yet?"
The first cast of 2023 and there's a lot to be happy about down at Grosvenor Vale, even on a Sunday morning in torrential rain and howling wind.
The boys are back and there's a lot to chew over in this episode.
Part 1 00:00
The traditional review of our recent games. There's Eastleigh at Home and how well the pitch held up in testing conditions, and how badly the stream didn't.
Then it's our continuing disasterous cup record being dumped out of the Trophy at Chelmsford and the Yuletide double header with our chums from Maidenhead. 
Part 2 41:30
We preview the upcoming games against Chesterfield at home (weather permitting) and if it's the perfect time to play them with their FAC replay on the horizon, Oldham at home in a weeks time and whether they've turned a corner in their form, and ahead to one of the most enjoyable away trips of the season up at Halifax.
Part 3 59:45
It's the return of Hillsy's Stat Attack! There's numbers for you to make of what you will and it's certainly not as boring as it sounds. Honestly.
Plus we look back at our Twitter poll to find our listeners favourite player of the "Vale Years". Do we agree with you, or were there some shocking omissions?
And the usual AoB to close it out.
Adam fills the chair with Chris having his swansong for the season, Akhil and the return of Jay. Lovely!

"Don't let facts get in the way!"
It's our last cast of the year and we've got a pre-Christmas treat for all your ears!
In this epsiode:

Part 1 00:00 It's time for the mid-year report. We look at our performance over the last 22 fixtures and how we think the season will pan out.
Then it's all about the (two horse) title race and why we think the destination of the trophy has changed since pre-season. Do we think Notts County will cash in on their prime asset come January?
Plus a fumble through the relegation dog fight. Who looks doomed, who will claw their way out, and who is going to be sucked into it.

Part 2 26:30 A look back at Bromley away and why it was a better game than the World Cup Final, plus youthful fun and games on the terraces.

Part 3 39:20 We preview the Yuletide double header with our chums from Maidenhead, changing ends or not and "wrong-enders", the game that follows against Eastleigh and our pretty atrocious record with them.
Plus some candid covid season confessions from some of our cast members.
Oh and we also draw your attention to the fact that Watford Women now play at the Vale and why you should pay them a visit.

Part  4 56.:30 AoB Pete has an opinion on PEPF that perhaps bucks the Stones trend, we have an opinion as to why they are expanding a stadium that doesn't need expansion, and how important it is to get to Chelmsford considering the draw we've got in the trophy. Santa hats are not compulsory.

All this and loads more in a feature packed episode, even if some of the cast have absolutely no sense of direction whatsoever!

"We may as well have built a playground in the centre of midfield..."
It's the morning after the day before, and there's sore heads in the Stonescast house following yesterdays trip to HA8.
In the latest edition of your ever so favourite Wealdstone podcast...
Part 1 00:00
We start with a review of our day trip to York where each member has a completely different recollection of events, be that due to imbibement, or travel calamities. Then Scunny at home and the crest of a wave of results on the pitch.
Part 2 26:55
Then we dedicate a whole section to our trip to B*rn*t where obviously nothing important happened, and we didn't spend 23 minutes discussing it, and Frankers doesn't have a minor meltdown.
Part 3 49:25
Preview of the upcoming fixtures away at Bromley in the League and the tough tie ahead of us at Chelmsford in the Trophy.
Part 4 1:16:00
And with our finger on the absolute pulse of non-league football (what with the information that was posted online today) the contentious subject of live streaming comes very much into sharp focus with the National Leagues plans. We are not amused!
Plus the usual nonsense and everything else.
Paul is in the chair in full desk banging mode with Chris, Mark and Sudhir giving us their opinions.
Note: The coughing in this episode was off the scale (11 for goodness sake!) and despite our best efforts we couldn't erase them all, so sorry for the "jump scares".

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight..."
We're back, post our rather impressive performance and result at the weekend and there's a few things to chew over in the latest edition of the cast.
Part 1 00:00
The usual meet and greet section where guest caster Chris Cone fills us in about his Stones History, and we can see a theme forming.
Part 2 07:40
We paw over that home match against Wrexham and discuss whether we still think they are "Champions Elect" having also played front runners Notts County recently.
Part 3 29:40
Then we're on to the preview section of the show, looking forwards to York (A), Scunthorpe (H) and the eagerly anticipated trip up the road to Canons Park. Should we be worried that we haven't scored a first half goal since September, and the midfield conundrum the MT face with a fully fit and available squad on their hands.
Part 4 57:40
And finally, the question of atmosphere - or lack of it - at home games. Why with crowds growing, do we find it to be dropping off, and what can we do about it.
Plus we look back at a historic 20th Anniversary for our own Adam, and just imagine how things might have turned differently for him were it not for a footballing fork in the road.
And all the usual gibberish and blabber you know and love us for! 
Adam is back in the chair with Busmeister Dave, Simon and guest caster Chris.