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- 5. The Nate Doll
In this episode of Stop Signs are Optional Podcast with Lindsey and Allie, Lindsey shares her goal of a 30-day celibacy and alcohol cleanse. She also shares her weird experiences using dating apps.
Listen in to learn the purpose of this podcast, where its name came from, and its future. You will also get to hear Allie’s struggles with infertility and some of her sexual inhibitions.
The show ends with an awkward phone call between Lindsey’s brother, mom, and an accidental slip in front of her niece and nephew.
Key Moments:
[02:06] Why Lindsey is in Cleveland and the good old days when she and Allie met at 16.
[04:21] What does ‘Stop Signs are Optional’ mean?[06:06] Is the purpose of this podcast fame or inspiring people?[10:08] Allie talks about her struggles with infertility.[11:39] What plans does Lindsey have for the show in the future?[14:33] Lindsey talks about 30-day celibacy cleanse and a meditation retreat with Dr. Joe Dispenza.[20:23] Lindsey shares a story of meeting an immature guy who ghosted her over the holidays.[29:23] Learn whom Lindsey plans on breaking her celibacy with.[30:26] Allie shares sexual inhibitions brought about by her insecurities.[32:04] Lindsey talks masturbating to her roommates having sex when she was in college.[35:49] Playing a game of Allie saying a word and Lindsey telling a story- with words "wood" and "front porch."[48:01] Is the Farmers Only dating app only for farmers?[49:43] How do political differences affect your dating life?[51:42] Lindsey talks about her progression with dating apps and trying Bumble for the first time when she moved to Florida.[54:39] Lindsey shares her bad experience with a guy she met on Bumble.[1:01:12] Lindsey’s recent problems with Facetiming people when drunk or on drugs.[1:03:07] Lindsey explains why she does not like sleeping next to people.[1:05:59] The ladies call Lindsey's brother, James, to ask a question about marijuana.[1:09:11] Getting rid of sexual attachment from former partners by writing down their names as part of Lindsey’s cleanse.Relevant Links:
Official website of Dr. Joe Dispenza: https://drjoedispenza.com/
Send us your thoughts and suggestions about the show!
Follow: www.instagram.com/stopsignsareoptionalContact: [email protected]---Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ssao/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ssao/support1 hr 13 min - 4. The Drunk Tom
In this episode of SSAO with Lindsey and Allie, Allie’s husband – who never drinks - stumbles home drunk and we capture the moment. Lindsey shares details of her single life, sex, and love. Listen in to hear why Lindsey thinks that partying is stereotypically associated with drugs and alcohol when it certainly doesn’t have to involve them. You will also hear all the juicy stuff about Lindsey’s private life and Allie's attempts for pregnancy.
Key Moments:
[07:39] Allie being sick and Lindsey goes to Cleveland for a wedding.
[08:09] Lindsey shares how it felt to attend her first wedding without being drunk.[11:32] Allie tries to compare her married life with Lindsey’s single life: Does she miss the comfort of a supporting partner?[14:40] Lindsey is in a dilemma - how do you tell a guy that you’re not interested even with his friendship?[18:05] They talk about Lindsey’s extroversion and open personality that is highly mistaken for being a flirt.[18:48] Can someone you don’t like at first become something serious? Allie shares how she was not first interested in Tom - and now they’re married![20:10] Why are parties associated with drugs and alcohol?[20:54] Allie and Lindsey share how watching alcohol and drug ‘movies’ as teenagers might have contributed to them wanting the substances so much.[23:47] Lindsey lists three types of guys she has in her life and what they mean.[25:32] What places have Lindsey lived?[26:08] The ex-boyfriend who thought Lindsey was addicted to sex life in 2010.[27:11] Moving to Cleveland, falling in love, and having the best sex of her life.[28:18] Getting deeper into Lindsey's past and how that changed her to consider having things like marriage and kids even though it's something she doesn’t want.[32:50] Does Lindsey want to find love again?[34:08] Did falling in love change Lindsey and how she now deals with relationships?[36:43] Allie talks about tracking sex and trying to have a baby.Send us your thoughts and suggestions about the show!
Follow: www.instagram.com/stopsignsareoptionalContact: [email protected]---Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ssao/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ssao/support39 min - 3. The Diva Night Part 2
In this episode of the Stop Signs are Optional, Allie and Lindsey call their friend Jeremy to catch up on life and the discussion quickly turns to personal inquiries. They send Jeremy a picture of the Diva Cup and try to make him guess what it is and its purpose. Lindsey and Allie try to unfold the mysteries of how men have double standards on what they want in women.
Jeremy joins Lindsey in sharing some of his crazy sex stories from back in the day.
Key Moments:
[0:19] Lindsey shares how she has been getting thick chin hairs and Allie recommends a product she has used before to remove hers.
[03:17] Why do men have double standards on what they want in a woman?[04:47] Lindsey’s theory on why women who are always "done up" get cheated on: They are lacking the human connection and physical contact that humans require for intimacy.[06:13] Jeremy is called into the show. They catch up with his life and he catches up with the ladies.[17:12] Jeremy tells a crazy story of a forgotten condom during sex years ago.[19:15] Lindsey shares a story similar to Jeremy’s and the weirdest things that she has masturbated with.[24:18] Lindsey talks about masturbating under a bathtub faucet when she was younger and the many female masturbating options as compared to men.[27:22] Jeremy shares things he heard his guy friends did to masturbate when they were younger.[32:00] Lindsey’s fear of stickers, where it came from, and whether she can overcome it.Relevant Links:
Facial Hair Remover/Shaver recommended by Allie: https://amzn.to/2WSR5oE
Diva Cup: https://amzn.to/36mJHVOSend us your thoughts and suggestions about the show!
Follow: www.instagram.com/stopsignsareoptionalContact: [email protected]---Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ssao/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ssao/support38 min - 2. The Diva Night Part 1
In this episode of the Stop Signs are Optional Podcast, Allie and Lindsey catch up on life after a month of being away from each other. Lindsey talks about going out and meeting new people in Las Vegas and even making friends with one of them.
Lindsey shares her Sunday Funday turned trippy - a funny encounter with a guy where she ended up leaving her diva cup behind.
Listen in to hear why it is important to accept who you are and release the judgment you have on yourself and others. You’ll even get to hear some details about the personality of Allie’s husband.
Key Moments:
[1:07] Lindsey talks about going out to watch the Browns football game, hooking up with a guy she met there, and forgetting her diva cup in his hotel bathroom.
[14:29] Lindsey tells Allie how she has reconnected with an old boyfriend and shares the story of how they originally met.[16:33] A story that proves just how bad Lindsey is with remembering people’s names.[19:06] How Lindsey went to Las Vegas for 20 hours and spent time with some comedians she met there.[21:11] Lindsey explains the fun she had hanging out with one of the guys she met in Las Vegas and how important it is for her to build interesting and meaningful conversations with friends.[22:10] Allie reiterates the purpose of doing the podcast. The importance of accepting others and their differences without being judgmental.[23:48] Allie shares what she did over the weekend which she thinks was not as interesting as Lindsey’s adventures.[25:07] Allie and Lindsey both compare and contrast their lifestyles.[26:32] Lindsey thinks of the different friends she has met throughout her life.[29:27] The ladies talk about Allie’s husband, Tom, and his overall personality.Relevant Links:
Get your own Diva Cup using this link - maybe snag two in case you end up losing one! https://amzn.to/36mJHVO
Send us your thoughts and suggestions about the show!
Follow: www.instagram.com/stopsignsareoptionalContact: [email protected]---Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ssao/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ssao/support37 min - Trial Dating and a Lifelong Friendship…He Does Not Agree
Lindsey pairs up with another lifelong friend, Jeremy, to test out Anchors record with friends. Listen in as we reminisce about our crazy past as well as getting to know each other again after not being in touch for 5 years – even an awkward moment about a time we “trial dated.” Please excuse some of the sound quality as this was a trial of recording remotely.
---Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/lindsey-jean/message43 min - 1. The Pilot
Allie and Lindsey come together for the Pilot episode of a new podcast. This episode highlights a 17-year friendship of complete opposites and self-proclaimed “hoeing” in their respective arenas. Listen in as each tells weird and wild stories of their past and current escapades.
Key Moments:
[1:00] Dunbar's number
[3:00] Besties but opposite[6:40] Gypsy versus Homebody[10:58] Porn[14:43] Social v. social anxiety[16:46] Peeing at the zoo[18:20] Promiscuity[21:30] Pieces of heart to give[27:45] Marriage sex[30:50] Lindsey as Allie's surrogate[32:59] Sexual fantasiesRelevant Links:
Twilight at the Zoo (annual fundraiser in Cleveland, Ohio): https://www.clevelandzoosociety.org/events/schedule-of-events/2020/08/07/twilight-at-the-zooSend us our thoughts and suggestions about the show!
Follow: www.instagram.com/stopsignsareoptionalContact: [email protected]---This episode is sponsored by· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app---Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ssao/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ssao/support39 min - 1. The Pilot
Allie and Lindsey come together for the Pilot episode of a new podcast. This episode highlights a 17-year friendship of complete opposites and self-proclaimed “hoeing” in their respective arenas. Listen in as each tells weird and wild stories of their past and current escapades.
Key Moments:
[1:00] Dunbar's number
[3:00] Besties but opposite[6:40] Gypsy versus Homebody[10:58] Porn[14:43] Social v. social anxiety[16:46] Peeing at the zoo[18:20] Promiscuity[21:30] Pieces of heart to give[27:45] Marriage sex[30:50] Lindsey as Allie's surrogate[32:59] Sexual fantasiesRelevant Links:
Twilight at the Zoo (annual fundraiser in Cleveland, Ohio): https://www.clevelandzoosociety.org/events/schedule-of-events/2020/08/07/twilight-at-the-zooSend us our thoughts and suggestions about the show!
Follow: www.instagram.com/stopsignsareoptionalContact: [email protected]---This episode is sponsored by· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app---Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ssao/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ssao/support39 min - Stop Signs Are Optional Trailer---Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/ssao/messageSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ssao/support1 min
About Stop Signs Are Optional
From the publisher's feed
Hi, I'm Lindsey, and this show is all about how I live life at full throttle. Making a complete stop is never an option for me. Things tend to get a little weird along the way and I’m here to share every scandalous, funny, and cringe-worthy detail. My hope is to allow others to embrace their weirdness too. I frequently team up with my best friend Allie as we dig out stories from our 16 year friendship and discuss how completely opposite we are.
Let me know how you're keeping things deliciously weird or questions you have about my full throttle life by calling or texting me at 407-434-0493. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ssao/support