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  • Ep 23: Apocalypse, Right Here, Right Now

    Upon the shelves of greats, between that which rules and that which is sick, freaking nasty; this episode rightly cements its place amongst the most bodacious and turbulently tubular episodes thus far. You are welcome.

    1 hr 6 min
  • Ep 19: New Year, New Sound

    Keen ears might notice a little twang in some of the boys voices, and they'd be correct for hearing that.  A new year calls for some new technical difficulties! Marty records on his 2013 Guitar Hero mic, Billy on his primordial voice cube, and Nick on his AKG P120 whoooooooooo Doggie lets go!

    49 min
  • Ep 18. Merry Christmas Marty

    The gift of giving, so crucial to the holiday season. This week, we talk about good gifts, bad gifts, and everything in-between! Aaaaaaand, Marty has a little fun surprise, so Listen alll the way to the end!!!

    54 min
  • Ep 16: Cherish Thine Booty

    Hark up, y'all! this episode is f'r the real slick dogs, and if 't be true y'all beest talking smack bout mine own knave marty and his game that gent hath brought, imma straight up smack thy fooleth rampallian.  Billy the most wondrous hath brought relevant topics and nicks wast so sh'rt coequal i f'rgot wat that gent hath said.  

    Alas the police comin' straight from the und'rground
    a young n**** did get t lacking valor 'cause i'm brown
    and not the oth'r col'r so police bethink
    those gents has't the auth'rity to killeth a min'rity
    alas yond the horror, 'cause i ain't the one
    f'r a punk moth'rfuck'r with a badge and a caliver
    to beest beatin' on, and thrown in cage
    we can wend toe-to-toe in the middle of a cell

    52 min
  • Ep 15: Whatever Goes

    A little late to the party, these rowdy fellas are sittin back, shootin the breeze. No word in play today, but plenty of quality content for su- holy CRAP DID YOU KNOW THE MCRIB IS BACK????? WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME?????

    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep 14: Ghosts and How to Spot 'Em

    Spooky! whoooah really spooky! I'd steer clear, unless you really got the guts and/or have a strong immune system. This week we really scare the freakin socks off your stinky feet so be warned you spooky spookertons

    53 min

About Story Take

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Nicholas Schuth, Billy Maples, and Marty Christensen snatch and grab from the internet's most thought-provoking stories and articles, fart, think, and then verbally kick-flip words straight into…