Story Take

Story Take

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Story Take episodes

  • Ep 13: Witches and Fools

    SPooPy Take is in full swing, carve your pumpkins and slap your grand daddies this sheyit is bound to scare your cobwebs right off the walls!! Hoooooooo BABY dont crap yourself!

    1 hr 6 min
  • Ep 12: Whips and Whipmaking Vol. 3

    Jumpin jambalaya,  another one of these? I really woulda thought they kicked it after missing uploading the episode last time, but these boys are truly something fierce! Come on in, sit by the fire and let these Slick Dogs™ take your ears away to comedy mediocrity.

    1 hr 9 min
  • Ep 11: Threshold "The Mickey Storm"

    Wow, you can really just put anything down here, huh? The American Public Power Association (APPA) deems squirrels as the #1 cause of power outages  in the continental U.S. . This episode contains two weeks worth of comedy, sustained by real stories of natural disasters, a true Armenian hero, and the nastiest little storm you've never seen,

    59 min
  • Ep 8: Gloom "Rolling Bones"

    Happy Gloomsday, you slick dogs and cool cats. In this episode the boys bust it down audio-style, bringing you the life and times of (The) Rolling Stones, the wackiest ways the world has ended, and someone loses their mind and screams a lot more than he should, looking at you Nicholas.

    1 hr 16 min
  • Ep 7: Program "Brain Power"

    The seventh, and most recent installment to the ever-growing pantheon that is quite possibly the greatest collection of audio entertainment ever released. This episode includes a walk down memory lane, mental reprogramming, the worst government funded programs we could find, and the satisfaction of a job well done for having made it this far in episode description! Here, take some butterscotch candies for visiting all the way down here, you slick dogs ;)

    1 hr 39 min
  • Ep 6: Semi-Quarterly Switch-'em Up

    Model. The word we were given shares no likeness with this episode, as you can clearly see. However, you're here, so might as well stay and listen a while. Nick edits this one, Billy keeps on Billying it up, and Marty does something so shocking, you'll just have to wait to hear it!

    1 hr 16 min
  • Ep 5: Jet "Boatercycles and Aeroplanes"

    WARNING: The following podcast contains a healthy mix of goofs and jarring topic(s)... so nothing unusual I suppose. Nick screws around and brings nothing (very cool), Billy gets tied-up in the world of personal watercraft, and the group rides the fine line of respect and humor while Marty informs us of a certain jet that stirred the world. Sit back, relax, and buckle your seatbelts as we take off into Episode 5: Jet: "Boatercycles and Aeroplanes"

    1 hr
  • Ep. 4: Fame: "It's Not a Toy"

    Finally an episode we can all enjoy. Billy got influenced, Nick keeps loving on his childhood toys, and Marty is at it with his morbid obsessions. Fame means a lot of things, but it has nothing to do with these boys' popularity.

    1 hr 18 min

About Story Take

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Nicholas Schuth, Billy Maples, and Marty Christensen snatch and grab from the internet's most thought-provoking stories and articles, fart, think, and then verbally kick-flip words straight into…