Story Time with Dave

This is the second installment of Controversial Topics I got from my listeners. Although this batch was far less controversial but I did my best to try to bother as many people as possible. I discuss the Marijuana Epidemic, the Gender Pay Gap, and several other topics. I also officially pitched my first product which is a tiny vacuum for period blood which will be released by Dyson the year 2027 so we are very excited!

For this episode I asked for some audience participation in the form of providing me with controversial rant topics. I then ranted about the topics and recorded those rants which leaves us with this action-packed episode which will (hopefully) get me canceled! I cover ICE raids, Abortions, Bill Clinton as a Rapist (maybe), the Little Mermaid, and more! 

Here are the links to the articles I referenced:

Abortion:  https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/2019/7/1/18638649/abortion-pill-internet-misoprostol-mifepristone 

Not Getting Pregnant:  https://www.zavamed.com/uk/types-of-contraceptives.html 

Bill Clinton:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Clinton_sexual_misconduct_allegations 

Made Up Pronouns:  https://blog.hubspot.com/marketing/gender-neutral-pronouns 

This is a new segment of the show that I'm testing out where I go back to old shitty jokes in my joke graveyard and tell them to you guys and then explain why they are so bad. I have no shortage of horrible jokes, there are hundreds in my phone. I feel like through this exercise maybe we can all get a little bit funnier by exploring what makes something not even remotely funny.

The primary focus of this episode was probably fetal alcohol syndrome and how it relates to Hey Arnold and my sister. We also explored some of the aspects of male superiority and its undeniability. Finally, we heap praise on our hero, Heroism Couragebravery, otherwise known as AOC.

Trolling on the Internet has become a major passion of mine and it's something I think we all should be doing. The most important part of trolling is that you are having fun. On this episode I discuss some principles of trolling, some strategies which have led to success, and some of my favorite trolling moments.

In this episode I went down a series of rabbit holes. I was inspired to record after watching the democratic primary debate. So I discuss politics and certain political issues like gun control and the gender pay gap and all this dumb shit. Then eventually that led down a rabbit hole about the Holocaust and Soviet Russia. So if you don't like politics or history, this episode is probably not for you, so just scroll down and listen to a different one!

On this episode I sit down with the Westchester Bozo himself (one of two), Sean Barry. We talked about sports and comedy and some of the things that drew us toward stand up. To be clear, this was Big Barry Podcast (go subscribe) Sean Barry, not Two Mic Minimum Sean Barry. I only have beef with the latter version of Sean.

On this episode I am joined by my co-host Nicole Halsey who is also my unethical girlfriend. We talk about comedy, motivational speakers, politics (briefly), and some other stuff and it was a really good time. Enjoy!

I cannot stress enough the fact that I do not engage in sarcasm. I have never done so, despite the fact that on this episode my sister, my own sister, accuses me of just that. Unethical. Bigotry. Xenophobism. On this episode I discuss Rape Culture and the fact that all men are guilty and evil except for me!

Please keep in mind that this is not sarcasm. I am not a sarcastic person, and thus do not engage in that type of behavior. It goes against God.