Straight Garbage Podcast

Your mom and your wife switch bodies, you have to sleep with one to change back, who's it going to be? Kirby vacuum salesman, warning labels, and how not to use your vacuum! Do you leave a tip for the maids when you stay at a hotel room? You wouldn't if you used a black light on the room... Nestle is the Dr. Evil of the bottled water world. Robert's inner serial killer thoughts... On a completely unrelated note, it takes pure sulfuric acid to melt a body. Test to see if your wife's curling iron is on by dunking it in the toilet!

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Robert traded what he thought was regular blowies plus bonus blowies for no blowies, mistakes were made! Mini Hitler joins the show, but too busy on Pornhub to be part of the show. If you want to skip getting in trouble for having an illegal abortion, just stick to anal. Fun fact, there are over 60 sphincters in the human body. No more free ride homeless and welfare people, shovel or the pole, get to work! Jay desperately searches for the meme with the guy who has a double bend in his wee wee that shoved it up his own rear end.

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Mitch's 110-pound hooker for meat? Robert going for the BBW hooker for more meat! Mitch's online dating fun, getting blocked in all the wrong places! Whoopi Goldberg or transgender? Cruise control was invented by a blind person. Does anyone else wanna punch Mitch in the face? Facetime your girl while jerking off, it will work every time!

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Watching porn with your friends...guilty, but not gay porn...right Jay? Jay??? Sovereign citizens are retarded... DOT week, how to take advantage of some violations to get maintenance done on your truck! Mitch has been changing his own diapers long before he had kids, which is what qualified him to be a stay-at-home mom! His nickname shall forever be corndog! Fancy people drink boxed wine? Stockholm syndrome, how to train your wife to never leave! The Pain Olympics? It's not for me...

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What special occasion for your parents prompted your conception? Pamela Anderson before or after Tommy Lee, before or after boob job? Robert used to get beaten in the head with a giant ping pong paddle, which turned out to be a crazy plan to groom his mother? The sandwich police are a real thing! 100 foot hanging platform! What if Mitch was in charge of a firing squad, would his self-casted bullets work? Do you have a pooping shirt?

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Do Australian accents turn you on? Clicking the TikTok thumbnail instead of the link mishaps. Stay or go? When is the right time to pass a garbage truck? You just blow air in it like a pocket pussy! If you stacked all of Elon Musk's money it would extend to the moon and almost back? Do pilots fall asleep during flights? Sorry about that folks, we just missed our landing by 30 miles! If you were born a boy or a girl, then you are a boy or a girl, if you think you are something else then you are retarded!

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If you were invisible for a day, where would you go? Do the thing, with the baby umbilical cord, (swings like a lasso) adrenaline rope! Dalton is the winner of the Cuznfkr t-shirt contest! That's what I do when I masturbate...what grab your headphones? Incestry.com is more like it! Battle bots, giant wieners, sex sounds, electromagnets...transformer? If you were any slower, you'd be retarded!

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Bullying co-workers is my favorite way to kill time at work! What would you do if you took home a chick from the bar and found out she was a man? Joe Biden is the ultimate zombie hack, can't kill him by shooting him in the brain because there isn't one. Robert for President! The continuing Cory sister waiting on the results from ancestry.com thing.

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The mostly totally made up, not sure if it's true, but based on facts, totally possible Cory inbred scenario. Would you rather have a 10 inch penis or be rich? Should prostitution be legal? Falling from amusement park rides...yikes! Would you let Lebron James perform oral sex on you for 20 bucks?

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What would you do if you found out you only had 3 months to live? I wanna be the oldest man to die, jumping out of a plane naked while eating a whopper! It's gonna be like the human centipede, except the sex version! Glory hole scenario, 100k under the stall or I am gonna right angle yo dick! Jay got drunk and threw a pizza in the oven, with the plastic still on...yum! Is an abscess actually herpes? The McDonalds 50 chicken nugget get the hell out of the way I'm gonna destroy this toilet meal!

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