Fiends! We Would Be Dead has turned 3! In honor of our first episode "Gross Love" (and Valentines Day of course), we would like to offer you a strange and unusual story swap about love affairs gone wrong. Leslie brings us the story of Penelope Jackson, a lovely British Nana who simply had enough (Do NOT insult a woman's favorite side dish, it never ends well.) and Holly tells us the story of Florida's own killer clown. One might think Florida has seen many a killer clown, but no, just one. Here's to three years of fake short stories, true long stories, history, horror, humor, important lessons, fun facts and lots and lots of Validation.  TOAST!

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999 Call between Penny Jackson and Dispatcher 

BBC-Penny and David Jackson case

Daily Mail (Penny Jackson)

Penny Jackson's Confession note

Penny Jackson and her husbands

https://www.foxnews.com/us/inside-florida-killer-clown-murder-carnations-balloons-fatal-gunshot-focus-decades-old-case

https://abcnews.go.com/US/killer-clown-suspects-husband-insists-shes-falsely-accused/story?id=50536783

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5642465/Son-mother-shot-dead-killer-clown-1990-gives-emotional-interview.html

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/news/crime/2022/10/11/true-crime-clown-killer-wellington-florida-accused-marlene-warren-murder/8035633001/

https://www.local10.com/topic/Marlene_Warren/

https://www.jacksonville.com/story/news/2017/09/27/after-27-years-arrest-made-shooting-florida-clown/15774591007/

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