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Here it is, the 500th episode of Strange Times Show Dot Com. We're celebrating by buggering off to Bluesky... https://bsky.app/profile/daviansometimes.bsky.social

Davian has gone mental over The Cure's new song (which makes up for the fact that he had to miss Anthony Jeselnik's gig), and together they all also discuss Ofcom and swearing.

We all do the wibbly wobbly walk, don't try to hide it. Also, be careful, as they're coming for the eggs.

In this week's audio equivalent of stepping on Lego, Davian and Dom search for the meaning of life and discover a little man and a house and the whole world window. They also get very annoyed with a list.

Dom's away on his never ending search for a left-handed wank spanner, so Kat and Davian discuss the perils of racist cheese.

Should fisting be an Olympic sport? Prepare to open your belief curtains for another thrilling episode of ill-advised improvised satire and general horseshit.

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In a world where independent podcasts have all been taken over with adverts and stand-up comedians, our three plucky underachievers tackle the stupid so you don't have to.