Like a Thesselhyrda before us, let’s fireball this son of a bitch.

Like a slut with a heart of gold, let’s care about other people…. and this episode

Like Elle in the woods with four boxes of Eggos, let’s eat four entire boxes of Eggos and talk about this episode!

Like Jennifer Hayes crying at our funeral, just wait until we tell you about this episode!

Dial into your Health Kit Ham Shack and let’s go ham on this episode!

Unlike a wastoid in a world of mouth-breathers and knuckleheads, let’s tell the truth about this episode.

Like our family locked up in the nut house in Kerly County, let’s escape into this episode!

Like an owl to Eleanor Gillespie’s hair because we think it was a nest, let’s attack this episode!