Stuff That Shouldn't Matter (But Does) with Travis and Jesse

Stuff That Shouldn't Matter (But Does) with Travis and Jesse

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Stuff That Shouldn't Matter (But Does) with Travis and Jesse episodes

  • #259 Makeup Lies, Valentine's Scams & Gym Bag Hoarders

    Travis and Jesse are back to rip apart more stuff that shouldn't matter (but somehow does). This week they're destroying the great makeup conspiracy, why Valentine's Day is an emotional hostage situation, your ridiculous water bottle collection, and why your gym bag looks like you're prepping for the apocalypse.

    Topics include:

    • Instagram makeup vs witness protection program photos
    • How Valentine’s Day is a SCAM
    • Why you don't need 47 Stanley cups in different colors
    • Your gym bag isn't a bug-out bag
    • WARNING: Contains married people banter, hard truths, and zero tolerance for your emotional support water bottle collection.


      Learn more:
      Travis: https://traviscrutcher.com 

      Jesse: https://teamhopelifters.com

      Please Check out: https://traviscrutcher.com/the-grind-syndicate

      Use Promo Code: GETSTARTED to get your first month FREE!


      LISTEN TO JESS’ NEW PODCAST HERE!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/team-hope-lifters/id1545495868?i=1000673979888


      Follow the show on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/AAPwithTravisCrutcher

      Check out all things POPL at: TravisCrutcher.com/popl (Use Promo Code AboveAveragePodcast to save 20%)

      Check out Red Aspen at: https://www.teamhopelifters.com/beauty


      #StuffThatShouldntMatter #NoFilter #RawTalk #MarriedLife

      27 min
    • #258 When Robots Judge Your Tacos: Society's Getting Softer

      In this raw, unfiltered episode of "Stuff That Shouldn't Matter (But Does)," Travis and Jesse dive face-first into the absolute circus that is 2025. From Taco Bell's AI therapist telling drunk people their Taco orders are "a cry for help," to Teslas refusing to enter drive-thrus because they're "watching their carbon footprint" - we're covering all the stuff that makes you question humanity's direction.

      We're also tackling:

      • Why TikTok influencers are screwed when they need actual job skills (spoiler: dancing doesn't count as project management)
      • Elon's tiny house revolution (because apparently being a billionaire means living in a shipping container)
      • The absolutely unnecessary anxiety of introducing yourself (no, we don't need your full LinkedIn profile when we meet)
      • Why men's groups are just therapy for guys too afraid to call it therapy
      • The latest gym fail that proves humanity is doomed
      • WARNING: This episode contains strong language, hard truths, and zero f*cks given. If you're easily offended by reality checks - maybe sit this one out.


        Learn more:

        Travis: https://traviscrutcher.com 

        Jesse: https://teamhopelifters.com

        Please Check out: https://traviscrutcher.com/the-grind-syndicate

        Use Promo Code: GETSTARTED to get your first month FREE!

        LISTEN TO JESS’ NEW PODCAST HERE!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/team-hope-lifters/id1545495868?i=1000673979888

        Follow the show on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/AAPwithTravisCrutcher

        Check out all things POPL at: TravisCrutcher.com/popl (Use Promo Code AboveAveragePodcast to save 20%)

        Check out Red Aspen at: https://www.teamhopelifters.com/beauty


        #AIGoneWild #TinyHouseProblems #GymFails #TikTokTears #MensGroups #SocialAnxiety #StuffThatShouldntMatter #NoFilter #RawTalk #ElonProblems

        31 min
      • #257 2024's Top 5 'Trust Me Bro' Moments: Conspiracy Theory Year in Review

        In this listener requested special, we're diving face-first into the absolute dumbest sh*t people chose to believe in 2024. From social media meltdowns to Reddit "researchers" who got their degrees from YouTube University, we're covering the wild conspiracy theories that made us question humanity's ability to think critically.


        Learn more:

        Travis: https://traviscrutcher.com 

        Jesse: https://teamhopelifters.com


        Please Check out: https://traviscrutcher.com/the-grind-syndicate

        Use Promo Code: GETSTARTED to get your first month FREE!

        LISTEN TO JESS’ NEW PODCAST HERE!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/team-hope-lifters/id1545495868?i=1000673979888

        Follow the show on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/AAPwithTravisCrutcher

        Check out all things POPL at: TravisCrutcher.com/popl (Use Promo Code AboveAveragePodcast to save 20%)

        Check out Red Aspen at: https://www.teamhopelifters.com/beauty


        #ConspiracyTheories #2024Recap #TrustMeBro #FactsOverFiction #InternetMadness #RedditMoments #SocialMediaFails #StuffThatShouldntMatter #WTF2024 #CriticalThinking

        25 min
      • #256 We blame Hitler! (No, Really)

        In this spicy-as-fck episode, we're diving into how Hitler's failed art career accidentally shaped modern society in the weirdest fcking ways possible. From his rejection letter leading to abstract art becoming mainstream (because apparently, realistic paintings were too "fascist"), to how this somehow connects to your kid getting a trophy for showing up to T-ball.

        We're also tackling:

        • One new reason Aldi kind of sucks
        • The absolute sh*tshow that is modern gym etiquette (seriously, who taught you to curl in the squat rack?)
        • How certain "forbidden words" are making unexpected comebacks in different communities

        • WARNING: This episode contains strong language, historical hot takes, and the kind of raw commentary that'll probably piss off everyone. If you're easily offended by historical discussion, gym bros, or the evolution of language - maybe sit this one out. Otherwise, strap in for another episode that shouldn't matter... but absolutely does.


          Learn more: Travis: https://traviscrutcher.com 

          Jesse: https://teamhopelifters.com

          Please Check out: https://traviscrutcher.com/the-grind-syndicate

          Use Promo Code: GETSTARTED to get your first month FREE!


          LISTEN TO JESS’ NEW PODCAST HERE!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/team-hope-lifters/id1545495868?i=1000673979888


          Follow the show on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/AAPwithTravisCrutcher

          Check out all things POPL at: TravisCrutcher.com/popl (Use Promo Code AboveAveragePodcast to save 20%)

          Check out Red Aspen at: https://www.teamhopelifters.com/beauty


          #HistoricalTakes #ModernSociety #GymFails #NoFilter #RawTalk #StuffThatShouldntMatter #HistoryLesson #CancelCulture #EntitledPeople #GymEtiquette

          34 min
        • #255 Ancient Bones & Word Wars

          In this episode of "Stuff That Shouldn't Matter (But Does)," we dive deep into the weirdest headlines you probably missed. From the discovery of a mastodon jawbone that's apparently been sitting in some dude's garage next to his lawn mower (because where else would you keep prehistoric remains?), to the absolute shitshow that was this year's Spain Scrabble Championship, won by some one who doesn’t speak Spanish!

          We'll explore why it’s high time to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the "Gulf of America" (because freedom, apparently), and cap it off with a greatest hits compilation of President Biden's most "inspirational" quotes from 2024

          Learn more: Travis: https://traviscrutcher.com 

          Jesse: https://teamhopelifters.com

          Please Check out: https://traviscrutcher.com/the-grind-syndicate

          Use Promo Code: GETSTARTED to get your first month FREE!

          LISTEN TO JESS’ NEW PODCAST HERE!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/team-hope-lifters/id1545495868?i=1000673979888

          Follow the show on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/AAPwithTravisCrutcher

          Check out all things POPL at: TravisCrutcher.com/popl (Use Promo Code AboveAveragePodcast to save 20%)

          Check out Red Aspen at: https://www.teamhopelifters.com/beauty




          #MastodonInTheGarage #ScrabbleWars #ElScrabbleGate #GulfOfAmerica #BidenismGreatest #NoMalarkey #PresidentialQuotes #WTFNews2024 #StuffThatShouldntMatter #PodcastGold

          33 min
        • #254 Midnight Musings: Why I Can't Break A F*cking Streak | NYE Special

          In this raw, unfiltered, special episode, Travis breaks away from the New Year's Eve festivities (and a house full of kids, friends, and pets) to maintain a perfect streak of never missing an episode.

          Broadcasting at exactly midnight, this solo episode cuts through the typical New Year's Resolution BS to deliver a powerful message about the importance of unwavering consistency.

          If you've ever wondered what real commitment looks like, it's recording a podcast while everyone else is celebrating upstairs.

          Get ready for an unfiltered, profanity-laden dose of motivation that will make you rethink how you're starting your 2025.

          Want to build your own unbreakable streaks? Start right f*cking now.


          Learn more: Travis: https://traviscrutcher.com 

          Jesse: https://teamhopelifters.com

          Please Check out: https://traviscrutcher.com/the-grind-syndicate

          Use Promo Code: GETSTARTED to get your first month FREE!


          LISTEN TO JESS’ NEW PODCAST HERE!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/team-hope-lifters/id1545495868?i=1000673979888

          Follow the show on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/AAPwithTravisCrutcher


          #NoExcuses #MidnightMotivation #NewYear2025 #BuildingStreaks #ConsistencyWins #NeverMissADay #UnfilteredAdvice #StartRightNow #NoBS #CommitmentIssues #PodcastLife

          7 min
        • #253 Crazy A$$ 2024 is a WRAP!!

          As we wrap up an incredible year of absurdity and commentary, Travis and Jesse take a moment to reflect on the wild ride that was 2024. No bizarre news stories this time—just genuine gratitude for every listener who made this show what it is. We've laughed, we've ranted, and we've covered stories that truly shouldn't matter (but somehow always do).

          This isn't just a season finale; it's a thank you note to our incredible community. And here's our holiday gift to you: permission to put down your headphones and actually enjoy your family time. That's right—we're telling you to stop listening to podcasts (yes, even this one) and go make some memories.

          We'll be back in full force on January 1st, 2025, with more stories that shouldn't matter... but absolutely will.

          Learn more:

          Travis: https://traviscrutcher.com 

          Jesse: https://teamhopelifters.com


          Please Check out: https://traviscrutcher.com/the-grind-syndicate

          Use Promo Code: GETSTARTED to get your first month FREE!

          LISTEN TO JESS’ NEW PODCAST HERE!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/team-hope-lifters/id1545495868?i=1000673979888

          Follow the show on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/AAPwithTravisCrutcher

          Check out all things POPL at: TravisCrutcher.com/popl (Use Promo Code AboveAveragePodcast to save 20%)

          Check out Red Aspen at: https://www.teamhopelifters.com/beauty


          #StuffThatShouldntMatter #SeasonFinale #2024Wrapped #PodcastFinale #NewYear2025 #ThankYouListeners #PodcastCommunity #HolidayBreak #JanuaryComeback

          11 min
        • #252 Drones, Stolen Pies, BRAINROT & More: The Week’s Weirdest Nonsense

          This week on Stuff That Shouldn't Matter (But Does), Travis and Jesse dive into the chaos of recent headlines. From drones buzzing across U.S. skies and a stolen pie scandal in the UK to the mysterious phenomenon of BRAINROT, they leave no absurdity unexamined. They’ll also share their fiery take on why McDonald’s is the worst and vent about planes that are stuck in the air. It’s a whirlwind of hilarity and head-scratching moments you won’t want to miss!


          Learn more: Travis: https://traviscrutcher.com 

          Jesse: https://teamhopelifters.com

          Please Check out: https://traviscrutcher.com/the-grind-syndicate

          Use Promo Code: GETSTARTED to get your first month FREE!


          LISTEN TO JESS’ NEW PODCAST HERE!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/team-hope-lifters/id1545495868?i=1000673979888


          Follow the show on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/AAPwithTravisCrutcher

          Check out all things POPL at: TravisCrutcher.com/popl (Use Promo Code AboveAveragePodcast to save 20%)

          Check out Red Aspen at: https://www.teamhopelifters.com/beauty



          #StuffThatShouldntMatter #WeeklyNonsense #DronesInTheUSA #StolenPies #BRAINROT #McDonaldsSucks #AviationFails #PodcastHumor #TravisAndJesse #CurrentEventsComedy

          29 min
        • #251 Beg Your Pardon, Florida Sewer Gators & $5.5M Christmas Tree

          In this explosive episode of "Stuff That Shouldn't Matter (But Does)," Travis and Jesse dive deep into the headlines that are too wild to ignore. From President Biden's controversial pardon of Hunter Biden to Florida's very real (and very on-brand) alligator problem in their sewers, we're covering it all. We break down the shocking shooting of UnitedHealthcare's CEO and examine the absolutely ridiculous $5.5 million Christmas tree that's making waves. Plus, discover why Iceland is facing a cucumber crisis, what the deal is with fish milk (yes, that's a thing), and watch us dissect the completely predictable collapse of the Hawktuh cryptocurrency. It's an episode packed with absurdity, commentary, and the stories that shouldn't matter... but definitely do.


          Learn more: Travis: https://traviscrutcher.com 

          Jesse: https://teamhopelifters.com


          Please Check out: https://traviscrutcher.com/the-grind-syndicate

          Use Promo Code: GETSTARTED to get your first month FREE!

                                                      -OR-

          Use Promo Code: NOTSORRY to save 25% on your first year
          LISTEN TO JESS’ NEW PODCAST HERE!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/team-hope-lifters/id1545495868?i=1000673979888


          Follow the show on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/AAPwithTravisCrutcher

          Check out all things POPL at: TravisCrutcher.com/popl (Use Promo Code AboveAveragePodcast to save 20%)

          Check out Red Aspen at: https://www.teamhopelifters.com/beauty




          #StuffThatShouldntMatter #HunterBidenPardon #FloridaGators #UnitedHealthcare #LuxuryChristmas #IcelandCucumbers #FishMilk #CryptoCollapse #PodcastNews #CurrentEvents #WildNews #NewsCommentary

          31 min
        • #250 Unbelievable Stories: Butterball Hotline, Tim Burton Controversy, Ocean Aliens & More

          Join Travis and Jesse on "Stuff That Shouldn't Matter (But Does)" as they explore some of the most intriguing and bizarre stories making waves. Discover the quirky tales from the Butterball Hotline, delve into the Tim Burton racism controversy, and uncover the mysteries of potential alien life in the ocean. Marvel at the absurdity of a $6 million banana and the world's largest iced latte, and find out why some goats in Washington State are facing lockdown. This episode is packed with humor, curiosity, and the unexpected—perfect for those who love a good story!



          Please Check out: https://traviscrutcher.com/the-grind-syndicate


          Use Promo Code: GETSTARTED to get your first month FREE!

                                                      -OR-

          Use Promo Code: NOTSORRY to save 25% on your first year
          LISTEN TO JESS’ NEW PODCAST HERE!: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/team-hope-lifters/id1545495868?i=1000673979888


          Check out all things Amazon at: https://www.TravisCrutcher.com/amazon

          Follow the show on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/AAPwithTravisCrutcher

          Check out all things POPL at: TravisCrutcher.com/popl (Use Promo Code AboveAveragePodcast to save 20%)

          Check out Red Aspen at: https://www.teamhopelifters.com/beauty

          To schedule a complimentary coaching session please visit: TravisCrutcher.com

          To get your fitness on with Jess visit: Teamhopelifters.com



          #PodcastSEO #ButterballHotline #TimBurtonControversy #OceanAliens #MillionDollarBanana #LargestIcedLatte #WashingtonGoats #BizarreStories

          35 min

        About Stuff That Shouldn't Matter (But Does) with Travis and Jesse

        From the publisher's feed

        Welcome to 'Stuff That Shouldn't Matter (But Does)' with Travis and Jesse, the podcast where the trivial becomes significant, and the mundane gets a spotlight. Previously 'Tear it Down with Travis and Jesse,' this show is your new go-to for those moments when life throws in a curveball of absurdity that you just can't take seriously.