Travis and Jesse tackle this week's circus of celebrity space tourism, fast food portion wars, pickle-flavored everything, and why Gen Z thinks they invented making coffee at home. Just another week of married people losing their minds over stuff that shouldn't matter (but holy shit does it).

WARNING: Contains unnecessary rage about food portions, pickle opinions nobody asked for, and two people who are tired of everyone acting like they discovered fire. If you think you invented coffee or pickles, maybe skip this one

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Travis and Jesse are running on empty but still have enough energy to rant about the digital hellscape that is Nextdoor, why OnlyFans is destroying civilization, parents who can't handle youth sports sober, and the robot apocalypse that's definitely coming from overseas. Just another week of tired people talking shit about stuff that shouldn't matter (but does).

WARNING: Contains sleep-deprived commentary, neighborhood app drama, and probably some opinions that'll get us canceled. If you're a soccer mom with a flask or building killer robots, maybe sit this one out.

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Travis and Jesse take a trip down memory lane with stories from their childhoods, remind everyone why middle school needs to be abolished, and maybe celebrate a certain fairy tale remake eating dirt at the box office. Just another week of married people sharing trauma and talking shit about stuff that shouldn't matter (but does).

WARNING: Contains questionable childhood decisions, middle school cringe, and perhaps a touch of schadenfreude. If you're a Disney exec or still think middle school was the best time of your life, maybe skip this one.

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Travis and Jesse unleash a tornado of opinions about whatever ridiculous nonsense crossed their path this week. From overpriced fads to things that make absolutely no sense, we're ranting about it all because someone has to say it. Just another week of married people getting unnecessarily worked up about stuff that shouldn't matter (but does).

WARNING: Contains married people commentary and completely unnecessary anger about things that don't matter. If you're easily offended by people questioning why things are trending, maybe sit this one out.

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Travis and Jesse spiral through another week of absolute chaos, tackling everything from unnecessary vehicle maintenance to why capital letters are apparently offensive now. Plus, that weight was definitely heavier than last week and we'll die on that hill. Oh, and Travis is starting a petition that's somehow even more ridiculous than all of this combined.

WARNING: Contains married people commentary, completely unnecessary solutions to problems that don't exist, and Travis actually trying to change the world (sort of). If you've ever wanted to sign a petition about something totally absurd, this episode's your chance.

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Travis and Jesse dive into the absolute circus that is 2025, from the crazy 8 Passengers documentary to why playing It Takes Two might lead to divorce. Plus, we're tackling why you should probably Google people before ptting them in a post about God. Just another week of stuff that shouldn't matter, but does it ever.

WARNING: Contains married people opinions, Mormon YouTube drama, and why co-op gaming might be the real relationship test. If you've ever rage-quit a game with your spouse, this episode's for you.

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#StuffThatShouldntMatter #8Passengers #GamerMarriage #CorporateFails #MormonTikTok #NoFilter #RawTalk #MarriedLife #CoopGaming #SocialMediaFails #PodcastLife #RelationshipProblems

Travis and Jesse are back with another rage-fueled episode of completely unnecessary anger about things that shouldn't matter. From basic human behavior to modern life's most irritating moments, we're diving deep into the petty grievances that drive us all insane. If you've ever wanted to throat punch someone for being mildly inconvenient, this episode is for you.

WARNING: Contains married people ranting, completely irrational anger, and proof that we're all just one minor annoyance away from losing our shit. If you're easily offended by people being annoyed by everything, maybe sit this one out. Everyone else - welcome to the petty party.

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Travis and Jesse expose that they too can be petty assholes this week. Turns out ythey get just as triggered by stupid shit as everyone else. From basic human behavior to things that literally don't matter - we're ranting about all of it.

WARNING: Contains zero value to society, married people losing their minds over nothing, and proof that emotional intelligence goes right out the window when someone says EXpresso.

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#StuffThatShouldntMatter #PettyRage #FirstWorldProblems #MarriedLife #NoFilter #RawTalk #TriggerWarning #NotSorry #SmallThingsBigFeelings #DumbShitMatters

Travis and Jesse are all over the place in this absolute tornado of an episode. From debating whether grocery shopping together is abusive to others to why Elon's Twitter drama is more legitimate than someone with cat ears making policy decisions - we're chaos incarnate this week.

Topics include:

• Where did the drones go
• The grocery store battle: Together vs. Solo Endeavor 
• Diddy finally getting what's coming
• How Elon's chaos is still more qualified than your average "expert"
• That thing about the thing that pissed everyone off
• Whatever else we spiral into during this mess

WARNING: This episode has no structure, no filter, and definitely no coherent theme other than married people going off the rails about random shit that shouldn't matter (but somehow does).

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Travis and Jesse are back to break down the absolute circus of February 2025. From women trading diamond rings for Stanley cups at Target to LinkedIn trying to charge you a car payment for connection requests, we're diving into why everyone's losing their damn minds.

This week's chaos includes:

• The Great Stanley Cup War of 2025 (and why you don't need 47 water bottles)
• LinkedIn's Premium pricing killing corporate influencers
• Planet Fitness finally banning phone tripods (RIP gym content)
• Why your pre-workout shouldn't make you taste colors

WARNING: Contains married people banter, hard truths, and zero sympathy for anyone who camps outside Target for a cup. If you've ever traded jewelry for a Stanley, this episode might hurt your feelings.

Learn more:
Travis: https://traviscrutcher.com 

Jesse: https://teamhopelifters.com

Please Check out:https://traviscrutcher.com/the-grind-syndicate

Use Promo Code: GETSTARTED to get your first month FREE!

LISTEN TO JESS’ NEW PODCAST HERE!:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/team-hope-lifters/id1545495868?i=1000673979888

Follow the show on Facebook at:https://www.facebook.com/AAPwithTravisCrutcher

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#StuffThatShouldntMatter #NoFilter #RawTalk #StanleyMadness #LinkedInDrama #GymLife