Travis and Jesse celebrate two pieces of good news this week - Carnival Cruise Lines implementing policies that have idiots losing their absolute shit, and the military's new trans ban that's got everyone clutching their pearls. This week we're breaking down why both of these decisions are actually smart moves that make perfect sense, despite the predictable meltdowns from the usual suspects. Just another week of married people supporting common sense policies while everyone else loses their minds.

WARNING: Contains support for logical policies, zero tolerance for manufactured outrage, and two people who think some decisions are just plain smart. If you're currently having a meltdown over cruise ship rules or military policies, this episode will definitely trigger you further.

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Travis and Jesse dive into the absolute insanity of people losing their fuc*ing minds over a denim commercial and the Jesus Christ Superstar reboot that's definitely sending its entire cast straight to hell. This week we're tackling why everyone's triggered by clothing advertisements and how the people involved in this musical disaster are probably packing their bags for eternal damnation. Just another week of married people watching society collapse over stuff that shouldn't matter (but apparently has eternal consequences).

WARNING: Contains strong language, religious commentary, and zero tolerance for people who get triggered by fabric marketing. If you're easily offended by discussions about commercials or think we're being too harsh about musical reboots, this episode might send you to hell too.

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Travis and Jesse stumble into the most ridiculous gender revelation of all time - apparently being a woman means constantly worrying about nipple visibility in photos while men literally never think about it once. This week we're diving deep into the absolute insanity of female existence versus the blissful ignorance of male life, and how something as simple as taking a picture reveals the two completely different worlds we live in. Just another week of married people discovering stuff that shouldn't matter (but clearly drives half the population crazy).

WARNING: Contains nipple discourse, gender reality checks, and Travis's complete shock at female existence. If you're easily offended by body part discussions or you're a man who's never considered nipple placement, this episode might be eye-opening.

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Travis and Jesse tackle the passing of a rock legend and how social media vultures immediately turned it into engagement farming. This week we're discussing the lost art of the thumbs down versus flipping people off, why hitting "dislike" on someone's content is the lamest form of disagreement, and our theory that motorcycles are definitely the preferred transportation in the afterlife. Just another week of married people finding meaning in stuff that shouldn't matter (but absolutely does).

WARNING: Contains opinions about social media exploitation, gesture hierarchies, and afterlife transportation theories. If you're currently using celebrity deaths for likes or think motorcycles aren't heavenly, this one might ruffle your feathers.

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Travis and Jesse are done with the bullshit narrative that you can journal your way out of pure rage. This week we're calling out the mindfulness industrial complex and explaining why you're a f*cking animal who needs to release that fury through aggressive action, not passive diary entries. Time to stop pretending that breathing exercises fix everything and start dealing with anger like the primal beings we actually are.

WARNING: Contains zero tolerance for new-age nonsense, maximum support for healthy aggression, and two people who think your feelings journal is making you weaker. If you're a mindfulness coach or think meditation solves everything, this episode will probably piss you off (which might actually help).

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Travis and Jesse are declaring war on the absolute garbage that passes for "content" these days. This week we're calling out every stupid social media trend that makes us question humanity's future, from attention-seeking nonsense to whatever brain-dead challenge is trending this week. Just another episode of married people being fed up with the digital circus and saying what everyone's thinking but too afraid to post.

WARNING: Contains zero tolerance for performative bullshit, maximum frustration with internet culture, and two people who remember when social media wasn't a full-time job. If you're currently participating in any viral trends or think everything online is amazing, this one might hurt your feelings.

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Travis and Jesse dive into the CNN article about a certain word making its comeback and honestly, we're not surprised. This week we're breaking down how the hell perfectly normal words became forbidden in the first place, reminiscing about Gen X vocabulary that had nothing to do with actual disabilities, and calling out the absolute absurdity of triggered culture. Just another week of married people saying what everyone's thinking but afraid to say out loud.

WARNING: Contains Gen X nostalgia, zero apologies for common sense, and two people who think words only have the power you give them. If you're easily offended by discussions about language policing or think words can physically hurt you, definitely skip this one.

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#StuffThatShouldntMatter #GenX #LanguagePolice #TriggeredCulture #NoFilter #RawTalk #MarriedLife #WordsArentViolence #NotSorry 

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#StuffThatShouldntMatter #SummerBrain #TotalChaos #NoFilter #RawTalk #MarriedLife #Unprepared #RandomNonsense

Travis and Jesse are officially running on summer brain fumes and we're two days behind because apparently that's how we roll now. This week's episode is pure chaos - random thoughts, zero structure, and whatever nonsense fell out of our heads while we tried to remember what day it is. Just another week of married people admitting we're completely unprepared and talking about whatever the hell comes to mind.

WARNING: Contains zero preparation, maximum chaos, and two people who clearly need a vacation from their vacation mindset. If you're looking for polished content or coherent thoughts, maybe try a different podcast.

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Travis and Jesse are calling out the bullshit double standards that exist literally everywhere - from corporate boardrooms to church parking lots to your own damn household. This week we're exposing the hypocrisy in leadership, parenting, relationships, and even Sunday morning traffic. Just another week of married people pointing out stuff that shouldn't matter (but absolutely does when you're living it).

WARNING: Contains harsh truths about inconsistent standards, leadership hypocrisy, and probably some opinions that'll make you uncomfortable. If you're guilty of double standards or think they don't exist, this episode might sting a little.

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#StuffThatShouldntMatter #DoubleStandards #CorporateHypocrisy #ParentingFails #ChurchLife #NoFilter #RawTalk #MarriedLife #CallingOutBS